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第2章
“什么！”
jiangjianguojinghuyisheng，manliandecuoe，yijishenhoudeluhadengjigeyisheng，yeshilianseyibian。
luhalengxiaoyisheng，zhuazhujihuiganjinkaikoudao：
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“erqietahaiyao**jiangxuexiaojiedeyifu，mingxianjiushibiangejiekou，xiangzhanjiangxuexiaojiedebianyi！”
chenpingbuxieyixiao，zoudaoluhamianqianxixuedao：
“迷信是吧？”
chenpingshuowan，fangxiabeibaonachuyihezhusha。shenchulianggenshouzhizhanranzhushahou，kuaisudianzaileluhademeixin。
鹿哈表情古怪道：
“你要干什么？”
chenpinghuaixiaoyishengbingmeihuida，ershishouzaixiongqianqiazhefajueniandao：
“zhutianmidao，zhongshengmiaomiao！rutongruxing，xuegou！”
chenpinghuayingangluo，luhashentiyidou，shunjianmuguangdaizhiyanshenhuansan。
xiayike，luhajingranzhenxueqigou，sizhipazaidishang，kouzhongfachuwangwangdejiaosheng！
zheiyimurangzaichangdezhongrenmudengkoudai，bijingyanqiandejingxiang，yijingchaochuletamenderenzhi。
chenpingzhuantoukanzhejiangjianguowanweiyixiao：
“jiangjiazhu，xianzaixinle？”
jiangjianguokanzhepazaidishangdeluha，huanhuandianlediantou，buyoudebuxin。
“neige……chenpingtianshi，gangcaishiwoyouyanwuzhu，qingniganjinchushou，jiuzhiwonver，zhiyaoninengzhihao，shenmeyaoqiuwodoukeyidayingni！”jiangjianguojiaojidao。
chenpingxiaolexiao，dunxiashenzimodiaoluhameixinjiandezhusha，luhashenxingyizheng，suihouhuifulezhengchang，mangrandekanzhesizhou。
陈平摆摆手示意道：
“nimenxianchuqu，zaiketingdengzhe，wobujiaodehua，sheiyebuxujinlai！”
jiangjianguowenyan，gangyaozhuanshenlikai。erchenpingquejiaozhuleta。
“dengxia，jiangjiazhu，xuyaonibanggemang！”
jiuzaijiangjianguomanlianyihuozhiji，chenpingyishouzhuaqidetadezuoshouzhongzhi，lingyishoubuzhidaocongnanongchuyigenyinzhen，bajiangjianguodezhongzhicipo。
suihouchenpingniezhetadeshouzhi，yongliyiji，jidizhongzhixuediluozaizhushahezhong。
“zheishiganshenme？”jiangjianguorenbuzhuwendao。
“jiangxuezhongdeshiquchonggu，yongzhixiqinshudezhongzhixuejiechugudu，xiaoguogenghao！”
chenpingshuowan，jiangjianguodiandiantoubanxinbanyidao：
“chouhuashuozaiqiantou，wojiniyigexiaoshi，ruoshizhibuhaojiangxue，houguozifu！”
jiangjianguoshuowan，biandaizhejigeyishengzoulechuqu，bingqiedaishanglefangjianmen！
chenpingzoudaojiangxuemianqian，kanzhechuangshangjiaodidirener，xinliyizhenjidong。
chenpingshenxiyikouqi，shenchuzhandoudeshuangshou，jiekaijiangxuedewaiyi，meiguoyihui，jiangxuedeshenshangjiushengxiayitaozhexiudeneiyi。
chenpingdaliangleyiyan，meixiangdaojiangxuedeshencaizheimehao，zhenshichuanyixianshou，tuoyiyourou。
baixiruyudepifusihuchuidankepo，shangshenliangzuogaosongdeshanfeng，sihuyaotuposhufu，huzhiyuchu。
xiashenguanghuapingtan，liangtiaoxiuzhangdedatuihebingyiqi。
“zheimehaodetui，budengsanlunkexile！”
budebushuo，jiangxuebukuishijiangchengdediyimeinv，zhenggerenfenzhuangyuqi，hunrantianchengmeiyourenhexiaci。
chenpingkanzhejiangxuetianletianganzaodezuichun，huanhuanshenshoubajiangxueshenshangdezuihoudeleisiboluo。
yijuwanmeidedong，ti，guangliuliudechengxianzaichenpingdemianqian，buyouderangchenpingkouganshezao，quanshenrexuefeiteng。
zhengdangchenpingzhunbeijiuzhishi，koudaidedianhua**turanxiangqi，bachenpinghedeyigejiling。
chenpingnachudianhuakanleyan，jietongdianhuabunaifandeshuodao：
“laodongxi，zheigeshihoujiwodadianhuaganma？”
dianhuaneitoudeqingxuziyinxiaodao：
“xiaowangbadan，zheishihounidaolejiangjialeba！wojinidadianhuashigaosuniliangjianshi！”
“diyi，shifuwozhunbeiyunyousihaiqule，buzhidaojinshengshifouhaiyouyuanxiangjian！”
“dier，nidedashimeijiuzaijiangchengdekangdingjituan。”
“hao，wozhidaole，baibai！”
chenpingfuyanyijujiuguaduanledianhua，zijizhengxinshangmeirenni，zheilaodongxifeiganzheigeshihoudaduan。
fangxiadianhuadechenping，kanlekanjiangxue，ganjinwendingxinshen。xinxiangzhejiurenyaojin，fanzhengxifushitade，yihouzaikanyebuchi。
chenpingcongbeibaozhongnachuyigenwushilimizhangdemaobi。
zheimaobishitezhide，quanshijieduyiwuer，youqianyemaibudao。
biganshiyongbainianleijimu，bimaozeshicongwugeyuededadeheimashenshang，quxiademamaobianzhi，kequxiezhensha。
chenpingshenxiyikouqi，yongmaobizhanzhehunlejiangjianguozhongzhixuedezhusha，kaishizaijiangxuedequanshenyouzouhuafu。
manghuoleshijifenzhong，yihezhushayongwan，erjiangxuebai，xiwuxiadepifushang，congbozidaojiaodoubeihuashangletianshiquxiezhou！
zhunbeigongzuozuowan，chenpingkanzhejiangxuenannandao：
“ruoqucinvweiqi，gouqidangfanyenanyi！”
chenpingdaqijingshen，yaopozijizhongzhi，jiangzhongzhixuedianzaijiangxuemeixin。
shifucengjianggaosuchenping，suirantashenhuanlongfengjie，dantadezhiyanglongxueyeshiwanxiekexing，yeshizheigeyuanyin，qingxuzijuedetatianshengjiushichitianshizheiwanfandeliao。
“leiguangwanfu，wanxiebuzang！quxiezhensha，chimeijindang！”
chenpingqiazhefajuedaheyisheng！
xiayike，zhijianjiangxuededupipifuchuduoleyigeguqi，zhengzaihuanhuanrudong。
chenpingjianzhuangluchuxiaoyi，neirudongde，jiushizangzaijiangxuetineidequchong，zhiyaoquchongliti，jiangxuejiunengxinglai。
chenpingjianzhuang，likenachuyigenyinzhen，zhuaqijiangxuezuoshoushouwan，yishoujueyinxinbaojingqizhen，cirulezhangxindelaogongxue。
suihouchenpingyishoushuangzhianzhejiangxuededupideguqichu，huanhuanjiangtuidongquchong，yindaoquchongcongjiangxuedeshouxinpachu。
quchongrudongsuduhuanman，jingguoleshijifenzhong，caipadaojiangxuedeshouwanchu。
yanjianjiuyaochenggong，haimeidengchenpinggaoxing，neiquchongturanzaijiangxueshouwanchutingxia，yidongbudong。
chenpinglianseyibian，zheizhongqingkuangyidingshijijiangxuexiagududegudushi，faxianleyourenjiegu，zhengzaigekongcaokongguchong，zuzhiliti。
chenpingmeitouyizhouweinudao：
“diaochongxiaoji，yeganzaibentianshimianqianmainong！”
chenpingshuowan，gubushangbiede，yaoposhejian，yichushejianxue，ditouchongzhejiangxuejiuwenlexiaqu，sichunxiangjie，liangshejiaozhi，danchenpingquegubudexiangshouzheipiankedemeihao。
chenpingyishouniezhejiangxuedeshouwan，qieduanquchongdehoulu，yibianxiangjiangxuezuili，guanshuzhezijideshejianjingxue。
chenpingdelianshangdehanshuibuduandiluo，sihaobuganfenxindayi，douzhenglebangexiaoshihou，neiquchongzhongyucongjiangxuezhangxinpalechulai。
chenpingganjinqishen，tushoujiangquchongzhuaqi，guanzaizhushaheli，danmeikongchulichongzi。
yinweizheibangexiaoshidedouzhengguochengzhong，jiangxuehuxibuchang，liandoubiedebianleyanse。
“gangcaidouqinle，buchazheiyici，fanzhengyihouqunizuoxifu！”
chenpingshuowan，zaicixiangjiangxuewenqu，niezhetabizi，jitazuorengonghuxi。
sanfenzhonghou，jiangxuedemeitouyizhou，jinbideshuangyanhuanhuanzhengkai。
huifudeyishidejiangxue，dunshiganjuezijidezuichunbeishenmerou，ruanduzhu。
dengtahuanshenyikan，yanqianchuxianyizhangmoshengdenanzidelian，qiahaohezijisimuxiangdui。
jiangxueyanshenyideng，bennengdetaishoujiangchenpingdeliantuikai，qishenzhuaqizhentoujiuxiangchenpingzaleguoqu。
“你是谁！”
jiangxuenushichenpingheleyisheng，erchenpingzeshidailengzaiyuandi，yanshenzhigougoudedingzhejiangxueshenqiandehuangdongde……
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