huochenglinyerongshaoshiyiweishenhuaijuejidenianqingjianke，tazaiwenzhidexiaoshuo《taitaibeimaochongshenfenhou，huozongshafengle》zhong，tashangleyiduanyifuchouweimubiaodejingxianzhilv。beibeipanhejiazuxuechousuoqushi，huochenglinyerongshaobuduanmianduiqiangdadedirenhemishideziwo。zheibuhaomenzongcaixiaoshuodaiyounonghoudewuxiafengge，qingjiekourenxinxian，jieshichurenxingdefuzaheliliangdejiaoliang，“jiushijiushi，kuiwojuedetazhangdetingpiaoliang，xianzaiwoxiangkendingdoushikeji，hulijingyiweizijimaochonghuotaitai……bijiangrangduzhechenjinqizhong，huiweiwuqiong。
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wozuoweijingquandalaohuochenglindefurenchuxiwanyan，zhongrenyongdai。
zheishi，yerongshaozuozhehuochenglinzhuanshudejiazhangbanlinken，bozishangdaizhetajiwoshejidexianglian。
talengxiaoyisheng，“wocaishihuozongchenghunduoniandetaitai，nijinggandangzhewodemianmaochongwo？xinbuxinworangwolaogongbanirengquhailiweiyu！”
tadeyiqun**meiyefenfenshangqianshengtaowo，sichewodeyifu，jianduanwodetoufa。
bapashuideworengdaohuayuandeshuichipenquanli。
zhidaoaiworugudehuochenglinganlai，pangrenxingfendixiangtayaogong。
“huozong，maochongnitaitaideren，womenyijingbangninchufale！”
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yujingquandalaohuochenglinchenghunyilai，woyizhibeiquanyangzaishandingdebieshuzhong。
tashiwoweizhenbao，buyunxurenherenkuitan。
shenzhicongmeiduiwaigongbuwodemingzihezhaopian。
womoletahaojiu，tazhongyuyuanyirangwocanjiajintiandecishanwanyan。
jinyanhuitingzhiqian，zhaodaiyuanlixingxunwenwodeshenfen。
wodishangyaoqinghan，“woshihuochenglindetaitai。”
zhongrenwenyan，fenfenxiangwokanlai，chanmeidao。
“zaojiutingshuohuozongjinwuzangjiao，meixiangdaotaitaizheimepiaoliang。”
“huozongqiaoqiaogenwoxuanyaohaoduocitataitaile，wobenlaiyiweishiqingrenyanlichuxishini，meixiangdaobixiangxiangzhonghaiyaopiaoliang。”
jigefujiataitaidangchangjiuyaojiawodelianxifangshi，yuewoxianxiashiyiqiqukanzhan。
wobeitamenkuadeyouxielianre，jiuzaizheishi，turanxiangqiyizhenxuannaohejinghusheng。
wozhuanshenyikan，shihuochenglinjiazhangbandelinkenzhengtingzaimenwai。
womouseyiliang，wogenlaogongyuehaole，tajieshuhuiyihoujiuhuiguolaipeiwo。
kewomeixiangdao，talaidejingranzheimekuai。
raner，xiayimiaowojiulengzaileyuandi。
congwolaogongcheshangxialaide，jingranshiyigemoshengdenvren。
tadebozishang，haidaizhehuochenglinjiehunshi，qinzijiwoshejidexianglian！
zheixianglianzuzuyoubaikebaoshi，meiyikedoushihuochenglinqinziweiwoxunlaide，dangshihongdonglequancheng。
我呆愣住。
nvrenangshoutingxiongdemaibujinlai，tashenbian**meimengengshidashengquganzhouweiderenqun。
“dourangrang，ye**keshihuozongdetaitai，yaoshinimenmaofanle，dandaibuqi！”
“zheizhongdangcidewanyan，womenrongshaojiekenshanglianshinimensanshengyouxing，haizaineilengzheganshenme，haibugunguolaiyingjie！”
zhongrenjingcha，“zenmeyoulianggehuotaitai，zheiweinvshiganggangcaigenwomenshuotashihuotaitai！”
wenyan，yerongshaokanxiangwo，yanshenzhongchongmanzhebuxie，chixiaoyisheng，jiaoaoxiangzhongrenzhanshitadexianglian。
“nimenzhengdagouyanjingkanhaole，zheibaikebaoshixiangliankeshiwolaogongqinshoujiwodazaode，shiwomenaiqingdexiangzheng。”
“haiyoujiazhanglinken，shiwozaiguowaisuishouyizhi，wolaogongjiumabutingtijiwomaihuilaide，quanchengjinciyiliang！zheihunshenshangxiahansuandeyaomingdehumeizipeima？”
“zheidoubianbuchuzhenjiahaolai，wokannimenzheixieren，yanjingshibaizhangle！”
wodengyuanleyanjing，kanzhetadeche，haiyoutadexianglian，dailengdezhanzaiyuandi。
zheiche、zheixianglian，doushiduyiwuerde，shihuojiataitaizuihaodezhengming。
zheishizenmehuishi，chenglinbukenengbeipanwode！
wocuzhemeitou，zhiwenyerongshao。
“zheixianglian，shichenglinsongjiwode，houmianhaikezhewodemingzi。”
“suiranhuojiataitaibujingchangchuxianzaigongzhongchanghe，danjueduibushisuibianlaigerendounengmaochongde，nishibushijinbieshutouwodedongxile？”
yerongshaolianseyichen，muguangrudaodekanxiangwo。
“zhenshigebuzhisihuodejiannvren，zhengdanidegouyanhaohaokankan，zheixianglianhoumiankezhede，daodishishenme！”
tayouyaquxiaxianglian，fanzhuanguolai，neibeihouherankezhe“yrs”sangezimu。
wogengshiyijing，zenmekeneng，zheihoumianmingmingshiwodemingzi，weishenmexianzaihuibianchengletademingzi？
“ni......nizenmezuodaode？”
yerongshaolengxiaoyisheng，yanjiaomeishaodoutouluzhedeyi。
“haizhuang，bieshuoniyejiaoyerongshao？”
“woqueshibujiaoyerongshao，danzheitiaoxianglian，bukenengshinide，niyebukenengshihuotaitai。”wobuganxinxiangyaoshangqiannaguoxianglianzixikankan，quebeiyerongshaodexiaogenbanhenhenshanleyibazhang。
“shaonanidezangshoudianwuhuozongherongshaojieaidejiejing，zailuandong，jiuranghuozongbanideshouduoxialai！”
zheiyibazhangwanquanmeishouli，tadejianzhijiashenzhihuapolewodelian，lianshang**ladeteng，woconglaimeichiguozheizhongkutou，dunganyizhenyunxuan。
zhouweiderenqunyikandaozheifujingxiang，limabianlelian。
“wokanzheinvdejiubushishenmehaodongxi，nabideshangye**yigenshouzhitou，jingranhaiganmaochonghuotaitai，jianzhikee！”
“jiushijiushi，kuiwojuedetazhangdetingpiaoliang，xianzaiwoxiangkendingdoushikeji，hulijingyiweizijimaochonghuotaitai，jiuzhendenengbianchengtaitaima？！”
tamenhaipadezuiyerongshao，fenfenyongzuinantingdeciwuruwo，laitaoyerongshaodehuanxin。
wosigumangran，fennubeikunhuogaizhu。
nanbucheng，huojiazhendeyoulianggefuren？
neigeaiworumingdenanren，youlianggejia？！
zheishi，yuanchuturanshilaileyilianghuoche，houmianzaizheliwuhe，zhuangzhezuixinkuandebaoshijie。
huochetingzaimenkou，sijigaoshengdao：“huotaitai，liwudaole，kuailaiqianshou。”
womianshangyixi，zheisijikendingnengzhengmingwodeshenfen。
wozhengxiangshangquqianshoushi，yerongshaoturanshenchujiaobanlewoyixia。
wodunshihenhenshuaizaidishang，liqunyixiajiushuaipole，shuangxikezaijianyingdeshuinidishang，yipianqingqingzizi，tengdewoyizhenxiqi。
wotaiqitou，duishangyerongshaojiansuankebodeyanshen，“niganshenme？zheishieyishanghai，shiweifadezhidaoma！”
taxiangwofanlegebaiyan，yuqichaonong。
“nimaochongwodeshenfen，haixiangtiwoshouliwu，zheinandaobufanfama？！”
congxiaobeipengzaishouxinzhangda，cikebeirucixiuru，wozhongyuwufawunai，huomaosanzhangdepaqilai，kanxiangyerongshao。
“woshihuotaitai，chenglinshiwojiehunzhengshanghefadelaogong，tasongjiwodeliwu，shenmeshihoubianchengnidele？”
kecaigangzhanwenshenzi，buzhishisheizaihoumianchuailewoyijiao。
wochengshoubuzhu，shengshengguizailedishang。
yerongshaoshenbiandexiaogenbanjixiao，“nilianpizhendetaihoule，maochongshuoshihuozongtaitaijiusuanle，xianzailianhuozongsongjirongshaojiedecheyeyaoshuochengshizijide，zhenshichoubuyaolian，rongshaojie，worenbule，dengxiahuozonglaile，woyidingyaoxianghuozonggaozhuang！”
yerongshaotingdaozheihua，xiaodegengjiakaixin，zhizhicaizaiwodedatuishang，fahensidinianya，jiangshouhuodanshuaizaiwolianshang。
“choubuyaoliande，nizijikankan，zheishouhuodanshangxiedesheidemingzia？”
xigaihedatuichuanlaidetengtongrangworenbuzhutonghuchusheng，kekandaoshouhuodanshangdadade“yerongshao”sangezi，wogengjiajingyibuding。
songwodechezenmehuixiezheyerongshaodemingzi，nanbuchenghuochenglinzhendechenwobuzhuyideshihouzaiwaimianyangxiaosan？
yixiangdaoyouzheigekeneng，wonuqichongchongdixiangyaodadianhuazhiwenhuochenglin。
gangcongbaolibashoujinachulai，jiubeiyerongshaoyanjishoukuaiqiangzou：“haishizuixinkuandeshoujini，paleduoshaorendechuanghuanlaide？”
wobeiqidexiongmen，renbuzhuchushengjinggao：“nimenzaizheiyangxiaqu，wojiuyaobaojingle！”
jiusuanwojintianbushishenmehuozongtaitai，ershiyigeputongren，yejuebugaibeitamenrucizaoyaoheruma。
genghekuangrujinwogenbenshenmedoumeizuocuo！
ganggangyuewoqukaizhandefutaitai，cishiwanquanzhanzaileyerongshaoneibian，lianmindikanzhewo：“ye**keshihuozongtaitai，huozongyijuhua，jiunengrangnisiwuzangshenzhidi，baojingyoushenmeyong？tamenniansinijiugenniansiyizhimayiyiyang！”
我当然知道。
huochenglinheibaitongchi，zaidaoshangyehenyouweiwang。
dangshihuochenglinzhuiqiuwodeshihou，youbuzhisihuodexiangyaobangjiawo，kehaimeikaojinjiubeitarengjinlehaili。
congcizhihou，daoshangdouzhixiaohuozongdetaitaibeitatengzailexinjianshang，sheidoubuxudong。
nianjici，woduishangyerongshaorengjiuchongmanbiyideyanjing，lengshengdao：“nimenjintianruciduiwo，dengxiahuochenglinlailebuhuifangguonimende。”
yerongshaoxixueyixiao：“haizaizuiyingni，wokannizhenshishixinfengle，yehao，wojintianjiurangnisigetongtongkuaikuai，mingmingbaibai！”
tanaqishoujibochuleyigeshipin，jietonghouduimianjingshihuochenglindemama，wodepopo！
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yerongshaochongzhedianhuaneitouqinmisajiao：“ma，jintianpengdaogejiannvren，yizhirewoshengqi，haiyizhihuaiyiwodeshenfen，ninyidingyaoweiwozuozhu，henhenjiaoxunzheigenvren！”
erdianhuaneitoudepopohuayuzhongjinshichongni：“guai，mazaizheini，kansheiganreni，daoshihourangwoerhuochenglinyigegeshoushitamen！”
zhouweibushaorendourenchulepopo，anzhongjingtan。
“zheishihuozongmamaba！jushuonianqingshijiushigeleilifengxingdenvxing，zaiweijishikewanjiulehuoshijituan！”
“meixiangdaozaierximianqianzheimechongni，kanlaizheiye**zaizhenggehuojiadoushouchongwanfena。”
“zheiaimuxurongdenvrenjintiansuanshitidaohuojiatiebange，wodadutakendinghuobuguoyigexingqi。”
“haixuyaoyigexingqi？wodudengxiahuozonglaile，takendingjianbudaomingtiandetaiyang！”
wokanzheyanqiandenaoju，xinzhongnanyizhixin。
zheimeduonian，wogenpopoxiangchurongqia，meiyourenhegehe。
fengnianguojietahaihuizhunbeixuduobupintuohuochenglindaijiwo。
kexianzaitaquedangzhesuoyourendemianhanyerongshaonver，hairanghuochenglintitachengyao！
haimeidengwoxiangqingchu，pangbianturanyourenlangshengdao：“wotingshuohuozongkaiwanhui，mashangjiuguolaile。kanzheijiannvrenhainengzenmezuiying。”
wochelechezuijiao，kanxiangyerongshao：“wodaoshiyaokankan，dengchenglinlaile，beichuzhideshishei！”
huayingangluo，tahenhenzhuazhuwodetoufa，biwotaiqilianlai，henhendalewojibazhang，dadewotouyunmuxuan。
“sheiyunxunihanbierenlaogongzheimeqinmi？haimeibeidagoushibushi？”
“wokanbiedengtalaile，woxianchuzhinizheigejianpeizi！”
tadexiaogenbanmen，chongshangqianlai，buzhinalibianchuyibajiandao，zhuaqiwodetoufajiuhuluanjianleqilai。
kanzhecongwoshenshangbuduanhualuodetoufa，wojingkongwanfen，buduanzhengzhazhe：“nimenzheiyangduiwo，dengxiahuochenglinlailebuhuifangguonimende！”
keshuangshouquanbeirensisiyazhizaishenhou，zhinengrenrenzaige。
yerongshaorengxianbugou，duoguojiandaokaishizaiwodelifuqunshangsuiyihuazhe，huoqinghuozhong：“haiganweixiewo？wodaoyaokanni，nizheishenzishibushibeinanrenwanlanle，danzicaizheimeda！”
buyihui，wodelifubeihuadepolanbukan，genbenzhebuzhushenqiandefengguang。
youshihoujiandaohuadejile，haihuizaishenshangdaichuyitiaotiaoxuehen。
zheifupingshikekepengpengdouhuiranghuochenglinxintengbuyideshenti，rujinbiandeshanghenleilei。
worenbuzhuxiangzhouweidashenghujiu，ketamenpadezuiyerongshao，zhizaiyipangweiyerongshaojiayougujing。
gengyouhaoshizhenachushouji，daizheweisuodexiaokaishishipinpaizhao。
“sheirangnijiamaohuojiataitai？zheidoushinihuogai！”
“wokanye**dousuanshanliangle，yaowo，zhijiejitabangzhe，choutajibaibianzi。”
“ye**，zaiduojianyidiana，zheixiewanquanbugoukande，zuihaotongtongjianlan！”
yerongshaotingdaozheihua，gengjiaqijing：“zhei**yaoshinengboqudajiayile，yesuanshimeibaihuo。kanwojidajiabiaoyangeshishenyouhuo。”
tarangxiaogenbanmentaiqiwo，wanghuayuanzhongjiandeshuichipenquanzouqu。
kandaozheidongzuo，woshunjianzhixiaotamenxiangganshenme，yanlishengmanlehaipa，buzhuqiurao：“qiuqiunimenbiezheiyang，wopashui，wobunengjinqude。”
zaoxienianwocengshizuluoshui，zaishuilizuzupiaoleyigeduoxiaoshicaihuojiu。
daozhixianzaikandaoshuichidouyunxuan，shenzhilianhaibiandoubucengquguo。
keyerongshaochongerbuwen，xiaodegengjiachangkuang：“pashuizuihao，dengxiahuochenglinlaile，worangtabanirengjinhaili，rangnizaitongkulixiadiyu！”
xiaogenbanmentingdaozheihua，yiguzuoqijiangworengjinshuichi。
bingliangdechishuibaoguozhewo，rangwoyouhuixiangqidangniannishuidetongku。
wozhengzhazhexiangqishen，quebeirenbuduanyajinshuizhong。
yishimohuzhiji，yerongshaoqizaiwodebeishang，sichewodetoufa，biwotaiqitoukanzheta：“gandangzhewodemianmaochongwo，wojintiandadejiushinizheige**！”
wohunshenshitou，beiyerongshaoxianggousidecongshuichiyilutuoxingzhiyanhuitingmenkou。shenshangweiyuhedeshangkouzhibuzhuliuxue，wanyandexuejiyizhiyanshendaoyanhuiting。
“nijintianjiuzhanzaizheimenkouguizhe，rangsuoyourendoukankanmaochongwoderendoushishenmexiachang！”
turan，renqunzhongchuanlaiyizhenxuannao。
zhengyanwangqu，shuyuhuochenglindeneiliangjiazhangbanlinkenquerfufan，tingzaipangbian。
cheshangdenanrenxialai，jibianshibeiduizhe，yeshiwoshuxideshenying，shiwojiehunzhengshangdelaogong。
yerongshaokandaoche，yanshenfangguang，bawoxianggouyiyangtuoguoqurengzaicheqian，xingfenhandao。
“laogong，zheigemaochongwodejiannvrenyijingrangwodadebansile，jiudengniyishenglingxia，rangtaquhailiweishayule！”
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