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zhujiaoshiliruilufengdexiaoshuojiao《tiantinghuanweigong》，zheibenxiaoshuodezuozheshilijialaodianxiedeyibenwuxiaxianxialeixingdexiaoshuo，neirongzhuyaojiangshu：“wozheishizainali？wojidewohaoxiangshibeichezhuangle？nandaoshiwoyijingsile？zheilishitiantanghaishidiyu？”liruikanzhezhouweibaimangmangdeyipian，jimeiyourenyekanbudaorenhedejingwu，dunshijiushayanle。...

精彩章节

“wozheishizainali？wojidewohaoxiangshibeichezhuangle？nandaoshiwoyijingsile？zheilishitiantanghaishidiyu？”liruikanzhezhouweibaimangmangdeyipian，jimeiyourenyekanbudaorenhedejingwu，dunshijiushayanle。

jintiantazaicimianshishibaizhihou，yijingkuaiyaoxiguanshibaideta，zhengzhunbeifanhuizijizuzhudexiaowoduzianranshangshendeshihou，yilianghongsedepaocheturanchongleguolai，haibudengtafanyingguolai，jiubatazhuangdefeilechuqu，ertazuihoudeyishizhitingliuzaiyizhangyinweijingheguoduerbiandewubicangbai，danshiyoufeichanglingrenjingyandemiankongshang。

“lirui！”erjiuzailiruimangranbuzhisuocuodeshihou，turanyigelveweiyouxiepiaomiaodeshengyinchuanleguolai。

“a！”tingdaoyourenjiaozijidemingzi，liruimengranyijiling，ranhoulikeshunzheshengyinchuanlaidefangxiangkanqu，buguotakandaodeyiranshiyipianbaimangmangdeyunwu。

“lirui，nan，ershiersui，diqiuhuaxiajirenshi，fumujianzai，shangyouxiongzhangyiren，xiayouyigexiaomei，benrenqinlaoshanliang、xinggejianyi、jieruchou……！”piaomiaodeshengyinjixuxiangzhe。

“shisheizaishuohua？zhanchulai？zhanchulai！”zaizheizhongguiyidehuanjingzhong，zhitingdaoshengyinqueyoukanbudaorenheren，liruideshenqingbiandejinzhangqilai，zhijierenbuzhudedahanleqilai。

“buyaohanle，wozaizheili！”zheigeshihou，neigepiaomiaodeshengyinturanbiandezhenshiqilai，ranhoujiujianyigeshenchuanzheleisigudaiguanpaodenanzifeichangguiyidecongbaimangmangdeyunwuzhong“piao”lechulai。

“ni……nishishei？”duifangdedabanyijineiguiyidechuchangfangshizaicilingliruijingsongdedengdaleyanjing。

“woshitiantingxinshangrendehuanweichuchuzhanglufeng！”lairengezibugao，youxieqingshou，meiyujiandaizheyimodandandejuao。

“lufeng？huanweichu？tianting……a！nishuozheilishitianting？”liruiyouxietangmujieshedekanzheduifang。

“meicuo，zheilijiushitianting！”duiyuliruidejingchalufengbingmeiyouganjuetaiyiwai，zhijiedanrandediantoudao。

“jiushiyouyuhuangdadidetianting？daochudoushishenxiandetianting？”liruizaicibuganzhixindewendao。

“shide！”lufengzaicidiantouquedingdao。

“a！zhei……zheijianzhitailingrennanyizhixinle。buguowozenmehuilaidaotiantingle？nandaorensilezhihouqudebushidifuershitianting？”liruixianzaiyebuzhidaoshijinghaishixile。

“sirenqudequeshishidifu！”lufengzaicijiliruijieshidao。

“neiwozenmemeiquni？”liruizhijiebujiedezhuiwendao。

“nimeiyousi，dangranqubuledifule！”lufenglisuodangrandehuidadao。

“womeiyousi？womeiyousi？neiwoxianzai……woyouzenmehuichuxianzaizheili？”liruicishijiuganjuezijidenaozibugouyongle。

“xiajiewuranyanzhong，lingmaipohuaidaijin，daozhijibainiandoumeiyourenfeishengchengxian，eryiqiandeshenxianbushiyinweigongdedejileiergaosheng，jiushiyinweinianlingdaodianertuixiu，zheizhijiedaozhitiantingdedicenggongzuorenyuanjinque，youqishizuididengdeqingjiegongzuogengshimeiyourenquzuo，shidetiantinghenduodifangdoumanshilajihuichen，weiletiantingdemeiguanhelianmian，weilehuanjieyonggongdeyali，tiantingjuedingqiyongjinjibeian，congxiajielinshitiaoxuanyimingqingjiegong。ernijiushineimingxingyuner！”lufengyemeiyouwanshenmexuanji，zhijiejiubashiqingdezhenxiangjiangshulechulai。

“zhei……zhei……zhei……！jintianbushiyurenjieba？huozhenishihouziqinglaidedoubima？”liruitingleduifangdehuazhihou，naohaililikejiufuxianchu‘zheishiyigeezuoju’dexiangfa。

“yurenjieneishixifangtiantangdewanyi，zanmentiantingmeiyou。zhiyunishuodehouzishishei？nandaoshiqitiandashengtalaorenjia？niyigexiajiezhirenzenmehuirenshiqitiandashengtalaorenjiani？”lufengtingleliruidehuabuyoudejingyidefanwendao。

“haha，juranlianqitiandashengdougaochulaile，nizhenshitainenggaole。haole，wochengrennimenzheicideshejihenyouxinyi，youqishizheichangjinggengshiweimiaoweixiao，nizheishenzhuangbanyefeichangjingdian。buguojirannimendebaxiyijingbeiwokanchuanle，neimenihoumianderenshibushigaizhanchulaile？wodaoyaokankanshisheizaihewokaiwanxiao。”liruicishiwanquanjiushibayanqiandeyimukanchengshiezuoju，dunshixiaohehedeshuodao。

“kaiwanxiao？nirenweiwozaihenikaiwanxiaoma？wokeshiganggangshangrendetiantinghuanweichudechuzhang，meitiandouyouhenduodeshiqingdengzhewoquchuli，riliwanjide，nengyoushijianhenikaiwanxiao？”liruidehuadunshilinglufengbumanle。

“zhuang？nihaizhuang？buguonixiaozihaizhenshitingjingyede！zheiyandeyezhenxiangneimeyihuishi，nishibushixijuxueyuanbiyede？”liruixixiaodeshuodao。

“shenme？nijuranshuowoshixizi？hao！ni……nigenwolai！”lufenghaoxiangshibeiliruijinule，zhijieyishuaixiuzi，zhuanshenjiuzoule。

“hehe，genzhejiugenzhe，wodaoyaokankannimenzaishuashenmebaxi！”liruixianzaiyiranjuedezheishiyourenzaihezijikaiwanxiao，cishitanaohailiyijingkaishijiangzijideneixiepengyouzhugedepaichale。

buguohenkuailiruideshenqingyoukaishiyihuoqilai，yinweitagensuizhelufeng，henkuaijiulaidaoleyigefeichangmoshengdeguangchangshang，zheigeguangchangjianzaodefeichangjingzhidianya，jueduishiliruimuqiankandaoguodezuipiaoliangzhuangguandeyigeguangchang，zhibuguocishizheigeguangchangshangmanshihuichen，kanqilaixiandeyichangdezang，daochushihuichenluoye。

“heng，nixianzaidegongzuojiushibazheiliqingsaoganjing！”lufengmingxianhaizaiyinweiliruishuotashixiziershengqi，suoyitazhijiejiangyigeheiyouyoudebubaorengjilelirui，ranhouyizhuanshenjiuxiaoshidewuyingwuzong。

“aiai！nideng……a，guiya！”liruixianzaikeshiyinaozidejianghu，zuoweixuebadelirui，keyishuoduiquanguoshenzhiquanshijieyoutesedeyuanlin、guangchangdouyouyinxiang，danshiyanqianzheimepiaoliangdeguangchangtajuranyidianyinxiangdoumeiyou，erqiezheilihaimanshihuichenlaji，jiuhaoxiangbeifeiqileyiban，zheijueduishitabunenglijiede，suoyitahaixiangzaiwenyiwen，buguolingtameiyouxiangdaodeshi，tadehuahaimeiyoushuowan，lufengdeshenyingsoudeyixiazijiucongtadeyanqianxiaoshile，zheizhongguiyidedabianhuorendunshibaliruihedejingjiaoqilai。

“fangpi，shenmegui？laozishishenxian！”liruizheibiandejingjiaoshengweiluo，ganggangxiaoshidelufengturanyouguiyidechuxianzailiruideshenbian，erqiehaifeichangbumanzailiruinaodaishangpaileyibazhang，ranhouzheicaishuodao“wohaiyouzuihouyijuhuayaogaosuni，shenmeshihounibazheiliqingsaoganjing，nishenmeshihoucainenghuiqu！”

“a……！”liruiyebuzhidaoshizaicibeihedaole，haishibeilufengdazaitoushangdeneiyibazhangjingdaole，youshishengdehanleyisheng。

“heng，danxiaogui！”kanzheliruijingkongdeyangzi，lufenglianshangluchuleyisijiaoxiadexiaorong，ranhouzaiyicituranxiaoshizailiruidemianqian。