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neixianrenzirankandaoleta，zhijianyidian，qiuchejiupole。
naparengranzhongchuang，hunshenwuli，wuyurengrandiediezhuangzhuangpaxiaqiuche，napashipa，douyaopadaoneixianrenyanqian，zhongzhongkelejigexiangtou，yongjinliqidao：“xianren，shangxian！womingweiwuyu，naidongyuewuguotaizi，zaorenxianhai，lunluozhici，qingshangxianshouwoweitu！”
tataiqitou，jianneishangxianmomodekanzheziji，wuxiwuyou。
“shouwoweitu！wobiqiongjinyisheng，baodanizhienqing！”
zaofengrucidajie，shafuzhichou，beifeizhichou，wudouwugufanrenzhichou，rujinshiwuyurenshengzuidigudeshihou，ruozheidaorenkenjiuta，wuyudingyisixiangbao。
taxianglaidoushiruci，youenbaoen，youchoubaochouzhiren。
“shizun！diziwuyu，koujianshizun，zaicifashi，biyishengzunshizhongdao，bihuibaoxianen。”
tazhidao，cuoguozheiyici，zhongshengpashiwuwang。
xiangbineixianren，dourangtacikedetaiduzhenhanleba。
“nibengenjibucuo，keruxianmen，buguoquezhongleduanhunsan，cishengxiudaowuwang。wobunengshouniweitu。xiangdangwofengxueyatudi，zhishaodeyoulingjiayushiwanrenzhishangdetianzi。”xianrenmianselengdandao。
吴煜如遭晴天霹雳。
他早该有预料。
danshi，tabingbushirucirongyifangqizhiren。
“zhiyaoxianrenyuanyirangwoliuzaishenbian，zuoniuzuoma，douxing！”wuyushuodaocichu，yizhiyijingmohule。
断魂散，当真断魂。
“nizhongduanhunsan，buguo，fanrendeshiqing，wofengxueyabuxiangchashou。bale，jiurangniquwoxianmen，ji‘yanli’zuogezayiba。”
mohuzhizhong，wuyuganjuedaozijitengyunjiawu，feileqilai。
neishihaotianshangxiandoumeiyoudeshouduanba！
“chenggongle。”wuyuzaihunmizhizhong，douluchulexiaorong。
……
“啪啪！”
zheishishaochaihuofachudeshengyin，yuelaiyuexiang。
“haotianshangxian！xifei**！”
padeyisheng，wuyumantoudahan，congyizhangmuchuangshangzuoleqilai，yanjingdengdelaoda。
“做了个梦。”
xianzaixiangqilai，zijijuechufengsheng，yinggaishisuizheneixianrenhuilexianmen。
wuyuhuanshisizhou，tazaiyijianmuwuzhizhong，zheimuwushifenjianlou，danshoushidehenganjing，youchaji、zhuoyi、yijudengdeng。zhongjianshaozhehuolu，zaizheihandongdaijilewuyuyisiwennuan。
shenhuxiyikouqi，napashentihaishixuruo，wuyudouganjueshifenshufu，tachajuedaozheilidekongqiyouzheyixiebutongxunchangdedongxi，zirunxintian。
“buchusuoliao，zheijiushilingqi，fanjian，jueduimeiyourucinongyudelingqi，woruocongxiaozaicixiulian，jinridingrandaolewudaoqizhongtian，shenzhibazhongtian。”
taxinlihuanxi，zheiyidingshixianmen。buguo，taxinxingchengshu，yezhidaozhongleduanhunsan，xiuxianwuwang，jideneishangxianshuo，haoxiangshirangtadangzayi，shifeng‘yanli’。
suoweizayi，yinggaijiushiyangshou、dasao、kanchai、jiaohuadeng。
“踏踏！”
waimianyoujiaobushengchuanlai，zhiyayisheng，muwudemumenbeiqingqingtuikai，wuyutaitouwangqu，chuxiandejingranshiyigetuobeidelaozhe，shenxingshouxiao，biwuyuaideyigetou，mantouyinsi，lianshangzhouwenbianbu，yanshenyeyouxiehunzhuo，buguobiaoqinghenyansu，sihushibutaixihuanwuyu。
“nikexingle。ganjinqishen，chuanyi，zuoshi。”laozheshifenyanli，yishuanghunzhuodeyanjingdingzhewuyu，querangwuyuyouxiefamao。
wuyudaliangzheta，zhuyidaozheilaozhebozishangyonghongshengchanrao，dailegedongxi。neishiyigenliangcunzhangdexiaotiebang，liangduanshijinsede，youdianxiangshihuangjindecaizhi，zhongjianzeshiheide，xiangshiwutie。
“zheilishixianmen，nijiranlaile，yibeizijiudedingzaizheili。xiangyaozaizheilihuoxiaqu，bixudezhidaoxianmendeguiju，shangmianbanianpaidaowozheililai，nibixudeqinzuoshi，shaoshuohua，shouguiju，shaojiworemafan。”laozhebayishenanlansedeyiwurengzaiwuyudeshenshang，erhoujinlepangbiandefangjian，buzhidaozainongshenme。
tingdaozheili，wuyudazhishangyijingmingbaile，yinggaishineixianrenbazijianpaizai‘yanli’zheili，dangyigezayi，ranhou，zijibeianpaizaizheilaozhezheili，youzheilaozhelaidaizijizuoshi。
“zheilaozhesihubutaixihuanwo？”wuyuyihuoshihou，xunsuqishenchuanyi，rujinduanhunsandeyaoxiaoyijingguoqu，qingxingbushao，danshibeipohuaideshenqurutongkuweideshumu，qianchuangbaikong。
yihuierzhihou，laozhecongpianfangzhongzouchu，duanchuyiwanmaozheqingyandetanggeng，dijiwuyu，dandandao：“hele。”
wuyushengzaihuanggong，yiyanjiunengkanchuzheinaishihenyouhuohoudelaocancainengaozhidecantang，shifenzhengui，zheilizhiyoutamenliangren，xianranjiushizheilaozhezhuanmenweitaaozhide，rucikanlaizheilaozheyinggaishiwailengneire，bingbutaoyanziji。
“duoxielaobo，womingweiwuyu，buzhigaizenmechenghuni？”jilaizhi，zeanzhi，wuyuxinliyouzheshifenqiangliede，xiangyaokankanzheichuanshuozhongdexianmendeniantou。
“wojiao，sunwudao。”laozhecuicutajiakuaisudu。
“sunbo。”wuyuxunsuhewanleneicantang，guoranshenqingqishuangleyixie，zheixieshihoudejudasunhao，yededaoleyixiebuchong，dingshixianmenlingyao，caihuiyourucixiaoguo。
“跟上！”
zheishihou，laozhesunwudaoyijingdakaifangmen，tabuzoulechuqu，wuyulianmanggenchuqu，bijingduifangduizijiyouzhaoguzhien，ziranyaotingtafenfu。
wuyuzouchumuwuzhimen，zhangmuyiwang，dunshijingdaile，rujinshidongri，qianshanbenyingbaixueaiai，danyanqianchuxiandejingranshiwushucuilvdeconglin，wujinshanfeng，xianwumiman！zaixianwuzhizhong，yinyuechuxianyixielianwudouhuanggongdoubibushangdehongwei、haoda、jingmeizhigongtinglouge，jianzhibujiqishu。
zheijianzhinaishirenjianxianjing！
zhengshiwuyuxiangxiangzhizhong，tiangongcaigaiyoudeyangzi。
wuyurujinshizaiyizuobilvsedegaodashanfengdeshanyaoweizhi，zhouweiyoushutiaoqingshixiaolu，yanshenxiangshanding，shanjiaodengchu。sunwudaojiuzouzaiyitiaotongwangshanjiaodeqingshibandaolushang。wuyugenzaiqihou，caizheneifugaizhetaixiandeqingshi，sizhoulingqipubi，dunyoushangtiangongzhigan，chaoyueshisu。
“xianjing！”chucidaolai，wuyuxinqingjidong。
sunwudaokuaibuzouzaiqiantou，shuodao：“qu‘xianshouyuan’zhiqian，wozhijinijieshaoyici。womenzheixianmen，naishixiudaozhedexianmen，buguoyoudianteshu，yinweizheilizhuduodaoshu，douhejianyouguanxi，gubeichengweijianxiu。womenxianmenshifenbadao，mingwei：tongtianjianpai！”
tongtian，tongcheshangtian！queshibadao，yigemingzi，yiguqishibilai，rangwuyuxiangdaoleneizhangjiaozhenrendejinjian。queshijianqitongtian。
“tongtianjianpai，xiongjushuguozhidi，zongmenzaishuguozhonglingqizuiweinongyude‘biboqunshan’。zhenggebiboqunshan，youbangeguojianeimejuda，qizhongyouwushuxiudaozhe，zaicixiudao！yiyuchengzhenzhengdetianxian，zhenxian！”
“fanren，budetarubiboqunshan，zaishuguofanrenyanzhong，biboqunshan，jiushitiangong！ernirujin，jiuzaizheibiboqunshanzhizhong，zaiyizuojiaozuo‘yanlifeng’deshanfengzhishang。”
sunwudaozheihua，shuodewuyuyouxiejidong，yuanlai，zhenzhengdexianmen，jingranshizheiyangzide。
sunwudaojixushuo：“nixuzhidao，tongtianjianpaihenda，qizhongzhizunnaizhangjiaozhenren，jiushinijiandaodeneiyiwei，shenlongjianshoubujianwei，naishichuanshuozhongzuilihaide‘jindanxianren’！yijingbijinchengxianleba！ranhouyouzhuduozhanglao，zhuduolaobeidexiudaozhe。”
yuanlai，jiuzijideneiyiwei，jingranshizheilidezhangjiaozhizun。
“chucizhiwai，haiyouzhongduodizi。qizhong，dizizhizhongzuizunguide，jiushi‘hexindizi’。chulehexindizi，jiushi‘waimendizi’le。waimendizizhishuliang，naishihexindizidebaibei。”
“shijishangzheibiboqunshanshang，zuiduodefanerwomen，womenshizayi，xiudaozhemangyuxiulian，womenzefuzezhaoguhaotamendeyinshiqiju，weiyanglingshou、zhongzhixianling、dasaogongdiandengdeng。yige‘hexindizi’zenmeshuoyedeyoushangbaigezayi，yige‘waimendizi’，douyoushigezayi。”
wuyuhenganxiesunwudao。tabudanzhaoguziji，haijizijikaikuolezhenzhengdexiandaoshijie！
“jizhu！”jiuzaizheishihou，sunwudaohuitou，yiziyidundao：“zuoweizayidizi，womenbixuzhidaozuidadezhunze，neijiushi，jueduibunengdezuixianren！napashiwaimendizidoubuxing，fouzerelaishashenzhihuo，feidanshini，woyedezaoyang。cishi，dingyaokezainixinshang！”
wuyushengzaihuanggong，zhidaogaizenmedingweiziji，laidaozheitongtianjianpai，bukeqishuo，tajiushizuidiceng。hedangnianzaidongyuewuguodeweizhidiaohuanleyixia。
“nibiehuixin，zayidiziyeyouxiwang。dabufendezayi，shixianmendexiudaozhezaifanjianzhaodezizhimianqiangguoguandeyoutong，dangnianwoyeshizheiyanglaidaozheilide。zaizheili，keyiganwuxiudao，yeyoujihuixiuxingyixiefamen，ruoshizizhiqueshilihai，zhixuyaozaishiwusuizhiqian，daoda’fantaiduantijing’diliuzhong，zaitongguoyixiekaohe，jiunengchengweizhenzhengtongtianjianpaidedizi，weilaiyoukenengchengxianren！dangnianwojiuchayibu，meinengjinxianmen，chengxiandao！”
sunwudaosihuduimeijinxianmenshifenbugan，shuodaozheili，miansechenzhong，xianglaishizaihuiyidangnian。
wuyuquezhijizhuleyidian，sihuzaishiwusuizhiqian，daonei‘fantaiduantijing’diliuzhong，jiunengjinruzheixianmen……
十五岁，十五岁！
tajiushishiwusui，zaiguolianggeyue，jiushiliusuile，yongyuancuoguo。
“可惜，我废了！”
wuyuwojinlequantou，yaoburan，yidingyaozhengquzheijihui。
不成仙，怎么杀仙！
“wowangjishuole，suoweide‘fantaiduantijing’jiushinimenfanjianshuodewudaoshizhongtian。diliuzhong，jiushiwudaoliuzhongtian。”
ruguowuyubuzhongduanhunsan，zaiguojitian，tajiuyoubawojinwudaoliuzhongtian！
可惜，很可惜！
genzhesunwudaoyiyang，chazhenzhengdexianmen，zhiyouyibu！
xialeshanfengzhihou，zaizheishenshanyelindangzhongfanshanyueling，henkuaijiudaolelingwaiyizuogaofeng。
“shangmian，jiushiweilainizuoshidedidian，xianshouyuan。suiwoshangqu。”
“是！”
“xianshouyuan，shiyouxianshoume？”wuyuxinxiang。
zaidupashanggaoshan，wuyuyouxiepilei，buguoxinqingrengranshijidongde。bijingzheixianmenjitadailaidezhenhanshizaitaidale。
paleshangqianjifugaizheqingtaideqingshijieti，xianshouyuanzhongyujiuzaiqianfang，buguojiuzaicishi，yanqianyishengjianruizhangming，yitoujuwujiuzaiwuyuyanqianchongshangyunxiao！
tiankongzhishang，yizhixuebaidejuniaozaifeiwu，chibangzhankaizuyouliangzhangzhang，heibaierseyumao，youhongsedianzhui，lianzheifeiqindoushixianqishizu，xianrandounengqingyisiliehubao，dingjingyikan，cinaichuanshuozhongdexianhe。
neixianhezhishang，zuozheyigebaiqunshaonv，wuyuzhinengkanjianbeimian，qingsisuifengfeiwu，yaozhixianxi，yujixuebai。qiyuxianhegongwu，dangzhenshiwuyuxinzhongneitiangongshangdexiannv，caigaiyoudechuchenzitai，bushirenjianyanhuo。
“youhaotianshangxiandeganjue！”
zheikendingshixianren，suibianyigexianren，jingrandaijiwuyuyizhonghaotianshangxiandeganjue，zuyishuomingqihenqiangda，henchuzhong！erzheitongtianjianpairuzheixianrendediziyinggaibushao。
wuyushenkemingbai，haotianshangxian，yuanlaibingbushitiandidezhuzai，zheishijieshang，duodeshikeyinianyataderen。
他，不是仙。
jiuzaicike，baiqunshaonvhuitou。
tamianrongjiaohao，naijueshimeiren，danshenqinglengmo，yishuangyanjingruheianzhongshiquhuxidecangbaihudie，zhengrutiandaolengmo，xiudaozhedaduoruci。
“ditou！”jiuzaizheishihou，sunwudaohenhenqiaoleyixiawuyudenaodai。
“zheinaishiwomenyanlifengdefengzhu，suyanlishangxian！bujinshihexindizi，haishizhangjiaozhizundeqinchuandizi，zaisuoyoudizizhizhongdiweijihuzuigao，qishininengzhishide！”
“wuyu，jizhu，zaizheitongtianjianpai，yudaosuoyoushangxian，nidoudeditou！”sunwudaoyanshenzhuorekanzheta。
“buditou，nihuisi。”
zuihouliugezi，zaiwuyuerbianbuduanhuidang。
takandechulai，sunwudaohenjinzhang。
“yuanlai，xiandaogengzhengning！”
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