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小说简介

《titangmeixiaxiang？bankongquanjiazufenbengdi》shiyibukuayueshikongyumingyunjiaozhidexiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo，jiangshuleruanxianxiangongyezaicaishenheiyueguangdebixiajinglidezhuanglimaoxian。ruanxianxiangongyeshenfuzhongren，bixuchuanyuebutongdeshidai，xunzhaoshenmidebaowubingzuzhixieeshilidefuhuo。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanlelishi、mituanheganrendegushi，sansuineiniangaoshao，yanqiaohuobuchengle，xiaoshufuqiyouzainanfanggongzuo，jijiangchurenwudeyeyebudebuxiangshangjihuibaotuichu，daisunnvjiuming。……jiangyinlingduzhezoujinyigelingrentaozuideshijie。

精彩章节

zhanzhu，biekanlejiushuonini，baninaozijiaochulaijicunzaizhei~~

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“医生，我有病!”

jianloudewenzhenshineiqiangqibanbo，yimingdaizheyuanyuanyanjingdeyishengfuanshuxiebingli。

“zhengzhuangyounaxie?shuoshuo。”

ruanxianxianzuoyoukanlekan，quedingzhenshimeiyoupangren，shenziqianqingcoujinyishengxushengshuo：

“jialiyanglebaniandemujizuoyeshuo，tangmeideweihunfutoukanwomaxizao，rangwokuaidianxiaxiangbinan!”

徐医生：???

tazhenjing，mimang，bulijie!

piankeluchu“bulijiedanzunzhong”dexiaorong，wenshengxunwen：“chulemujishuohua，haiyoubiedezhengzhuangma?”

“you!”ruanxianxiandiandiantou。

“womazongzhizhebizimawo，shuowogenwobayigebiyanger，ruguotayouerzi，jueduiyichuantadeyouxiuxuemai。

wo，wojiujitachulegezhuyi。”

xuyisheng：“shenmezhuyi?”

“rangtagenwobashengerzia，ranhoubawobatile，heerzizaishenggeerzijichengtaquanbudeyouxiuxuemai。”

ruanxianxianyouxieshangxin，“shuowantajiujianjiao，mawoshenjingbing，rangwolaizanmenkeshikanbing。”

徐医生：???

shenxikouqi，“xianzaishishiniderenzhizhangaiyoumeiyouwenti，wowen，nida!”

ruanxianxianlijitingzhiyaobanzuohao。

“youyitiannizaishangcesuoshifaxianmeidaizhi，koudailiyouyizhangdatuanjieheyizhangquanjiafu，qingwennihuizenmejiejue?”

“zheizhongwentihaiyongsikaoma?”ruanxianxianjinghu，jiezhegantan，“kanlai，woduijiarendesinianyaofanhuangle!”

xuyishengmeirenzhuxiaochusheng，xiaogoucaishuo：“xiaotongzhi，jiarenjinibaomingxiaxiangleba?nizheibushibing，shiyuannian。

buyongchiyao，hejialirenshuokaijiuhao。

huiquba!nianqingrenyaoxiangyingzuzhihaozhao，guangdanongcundayouzuowei。”

likaizhenshideruanxianxianbaisibudeqijie，tashuodedoushizhendea!

congliangtianqiankaishi，jialirendouzaimatayoubing，kezhuanyedeyishengyoushuotameibing，daoditingsheideni?!

buzhibujuezoudaoyiloudejizhenshi，kandaoyiweileiliumanmiandeshenerguizhewangyishengshoulisaimaopiao，

yishengshuoshenmeyebuyao，quezhengzhongchengnuoyidinghuijinlijiuren!

tafuzhixinling，dongle!yuanlaishizijimeijiyishengsaihaochu。

可她……没钱!

duoniancunxiadelinghuaqian，jinzaocongheishixiaofeiyikong，lianzuihoudeliangmaoqiandounalaiguahaole，tagaiyongshenmehuiluyisheng?

ruanxianxiandongchouchouxikankan，wangtucongtongbaoshenshangxiqujingyan，

liudadaohoumenshi，kanjianyimingtuizhezixingchedezhongnianren，xiaozhegenkanmenlaotoudaobie，tayixiakaiqiaole。

duia!huilubujinshisaiqian，tahaikeyitongguolaodonghuode!

luchuxiaorongzoushangqiangenlaotouertaojinhu，“ge，gennindatinggeshi。”

——yushi，mangliuwanyitian，fengfenghuohuoxiangganzhehuijiachiwanfandexudafu，jiukanjianruanxianxianjiaobianfangzheyipenshui，shoulinazhexiaoshuazi，hangchihangchidunneijitashuazixingche。

tajinhuyishanxiansudubenxiangzijideaiche，“ting!zhushou!neishichelianzi，bunengshua!”

haoxinbanlehuaishideruanxianxianniantoudalanaodeliuzheqiangbianzou，xingjiduoshaoyoudianguisui!

tabuxianggenzong，ketazhendehenxuyaoshenjingbingzhenduanshua!

ren，shiliangtianqianchuanhuilaide!

naozi，shitingdaomujikaikoushuohuahou，chedihuailede!

qianyishi，taxiangxinfumuqinyuan，jingjingyeyetitangmeixiaxiangjiansheguangdanongcun，huichengfanxiang，jiepanletangmeibuyaodeweihunfu。

zhidaotaweijiutangmeikanzhetadeshuangtuibeihuochenianguo，tingzhetasixinliefeideaihao，lianyanjingdoubuzhayixiadeshihou。

tabeizheigejia，chedipaoqile。

houlaitayinzhongshangbuzhi，sihoubianchengyishijiedeguer，kaiqiyiduanshijiniandehuangdanrensheng。

zuihounazhekoukousuosuozanxialaideqianjilaofoshanggongyizhishaoji，yinweizuojiaoxianmaichudadianbeileipisi!

youhuidaojiaoruantangmeixiangtaohunxiaxiangbanlufanhui，fumushubobitadingtidedaxingpuaxianchang。

tachongjinwu，batangmeidedequeliangbulajiquanjianle，suibuchanzaitoushangzhuanquanduizhangbeixunwen：“kanwoxiangtangmeibu?”

ruanxianxianyaxiaqiaoqidezuijiao，zicongdeleshenjingbinghou，tadejingshenhaoduole!

yezhongyulikaineige“woyangjisuyu，nimaishenxianxia，nizhongducao，tazhongjinxigua，liugechideji，buhuijiaodeya，sanshinianqiandongroujinwanjia，

dayaodeshucai，laoshubianchengniupai，niunailimianyoupengsha，niwanwo，wohaita，yiyuanxiaodelekaihua”decaodanshijiele!

tadeshijiemeiyougaoloudasha，quedenghuowanjia!

jiashuyuanhongwahuiqiang，xuyishengbachezitinghao，reqinggenshuxialaokededayedamadazhaohu，linzhebao，zoujinzawuduidiedeyihaomendong。

zoulangshangdeqizizailuqianmangliu，kandaotaguijia，luchuwennuanyouxianqidexiaorong：“xixishou，chifanle。”

fanzhuoshang，xuyishenggenqizijiangqijinridebinghuan，zhongdiantileruanxianxian。

nvrenxiao：“jiushigexianghuanbingtaobixiaxiangdexiaoguniang，duojibideshi，nizheiren，bujiangrenqing。”

xuyishengyaotoujiacai，“shenjingbingnashishuohuanjiuhuan?tatujiejueyanqiankunnan，huanbingshigensuiyisheng，yihouzhaogongzuojiarendounan，

kaizhenduanshu，caishihaileta。”

nvrenjuedeyouli，buzaishuo，fuqiliangyouliaoqiqita。

tianjianjianheile，xudafushoushiwankuainaqushuifangqingxi，yikaimen，luziqianzhengdunzheyigehuidongde“gua”。

liekaizui，duitalailege：heiheihei!

banxiaoshihou，gonganju——

xudafuyilianxinyouyuji，zhizheguaiguaizuozaijiaoluosuozhenaodaibuganyanyuderuanxianxian。

“jiushita，bujingenzonghaisaorao，tongzhi，woxianzaixiangxintayoujingshenbingle!

nimenpingpingli，youdabanyedunrenjiajiamenkouwanmeiqiudema?”

“womeiwanmeiqiu!”ruanxianxianbianjie，“kannijialuzihuokuaimielehaoxintiandianmeizha。”

“ni……”xudafubeitaqixiao，zhuanxianggongan，“tongzhitingjianle，xianyaochaiwochelianzi，youdaoguluzi，zheisheishoudele?

woyaoduitajinxingyansudepipingyujiaoyu。”

gonganfenbiexunwenleliangren，dezhiruanxianxianzheimezuochuncuiweilexianmeiyisheng，rangrenjitahaohaokanbingdeshihou，xianruwuyan。

公安：“姓名?”

“wojiaoruanxianxian，xianshibaodexian。”

“tongzhi。”tayizhihaizaisuku，manshenxiezheweiqudexuyisheng，“woyaojubao!

zheigerenliyongzhiwuzhibiangenguaizihezuo，yongbingqingzhenduanshuweiyouer，duocijiangshilingnvtongzhishejiguaimai，qingjieeliezuiburongzhu。

抓他!”