tiantangwangyuanjingjiangshuleluzhoujingjingzailaiyigejinyuanbaojingxingoujiandeshijiezhongdemaoxiangushi。luzhoujingjingmianduizhewushudetiaozhanhekaoyan,zhanxianchujianqiangdeyizhiheguorendezhihui。tongguoyuhuobanmendehezuoyunuli,luzhoujingjingzhujianchengzhangweiyiweizhenzhengdeyingxiong。wochuimoukuxiao,wangxiangzijiyongzhongdeyaoshen。“wohunhoumeiduojiujiuhuaiyunle,keshishigesitai,neishihouwomeimeiyehuaiyunle,yishengshuomeimeidetaierkenenghuiyouwenti……jiangdailingduzhejinruyigechongmanjingxihecijideqihuanshijie。
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luzhoujianwoqingxubudui,anfusidezhuajinlewodeshou。
“nibazenmezheiyang,wozuikanbuqichouyanhejiudubodalaopoderen!”
wohuanhuanchuimou,zuijiaoluchujifenfengcidexiaolai。
“dui!neishiwoyekanbuqita!neitianmamasuozaijiaoluolisesefadou,meimeimenduozaianchubuganchusheng,woyehaipajile,kewozhidaoruguocishiwobuchuqu,wojiumeiyoumamale。”
luzhoubeiwodehuaheleyitiao,“ranhouni?nineiqinshoufuqinjiexialaizuoleshenme?”
“shenmedoumeizuo!tabeiwomazoule!tazouchulaideneiyike,woshouzhidouzaidou,zhenhaipataturanlaigehuimaqiang。”
zheishishangyouxienanrenjiushiqiruanpaying,yueshiweijuta,tabianyuechangkuang。
suoyiwozhijindoupeifuzijineitianyonggandizhanlechulai。
keshiyouxienvren,xiguanlechengshouqiling,zhongqiyishengdouhennanzaifankangle。
比如,我的妈妈。
“wojide,wodangshihailianzhebamamayemaleyidun,wozhiwentaweishenmehaibulihun?”
“wa!neinigenfuqinyihoukendinglaosibuxiangwanglaiba!”luzhouyilianchongbaidikanzhewo。
woqingxiaoyisheng,xinqingfangfoyegenzhefangsongle。
“dequehenzhangyiduanshijianmeiyoulianxile,buguohoulai,woyuanliangtale。”
“zaiyicifuqinjie,wobayiqieqingqingfangxiale,wozhutafuqinjiekuaile,jitaliuyan,shuowoxinshangtashizhongruyidizuoziji,jiandingdezhuixunziyou,yexiwangtajiankangkuaile。”
luzhoukanzheyilianqingsongdewo,bukezhixindishuo:“wa!nizhendadu!”
“haha,henduorendoushuowochengdanlezheigenvxingjiazuli‘fuqin’deneibufenzeren。
“keshiruguokeyiyourenbihu,sheiyoushitianshengdeqiangzheni?”
shuodaozheier,wodemuguangandanlexialai。
“duiduidui!nishijiazhongdedingliangzhu!womenquxiayigedifangba!”
luzhoujianwoqingxuyoudiandiluo,jimangzhuanyihuati,daiwoquwangxiayigedifang。
wosuizheluzhoushunjianpiaoyi,jingguoyisuogaozhongshi,worangluzhoutinglexialai。
“neishiwogenwomeidudegaozhong,yeshiwomengxiangqiyuandedifang。”
luzhoukanzheqianmianbuqiyandezhaopai,pielepiezui。
“jiuzhei?xuexiaodechenshehenputong,kandechulaiyouyidingniandaile,kanshangquyiban!”
worenbuzhuqiaotadehounaoshao。
“nizheigexiaopihaidongshenme?zheilicengjingkeshipeiyangchulediyidaiouxiangtianwang,dangshibuzhidaomisiduoshaoshaonv,yepeiyangchulewozheigezhimingyanyuan!”
shuowan,woyoudianjiaoaodiyangqiletou。
“xingxingxing,neinishuoshuoshizenmehuishiba。”
luzhouyoudianxianqidedianlediantou,shiyiwojixushuoxiaqu。
wokanzhexuexiaodebiane,naohaizhongdejiyirutongzoumadengyibanhuanhuanfuxian。
“qishi,wokaishibingbuzaizheisuoxuexiaodugaozhong,woyuanlaineigexuexiaofengbishideguanlizhenderangwochadianbenkui,womeibanfachangjiandaowokeaidemeimeimen,wodanxintamenbeiqifu。yushiwogenmamashuo,yaozhuanguolaigenmeimeiduyisuogaozhong。
“kemamajiushisihuobutongyi,neitianzaigaojialushang,mamayibiandahanbuxing,lingyibianxinfanyiluandianzhelaba,biaoda**。
“kewonashineimerongyiqufuderen?wogaosumama,tameizigelaizhipeiwoderensheng,suoyizaidenghongdengdeshihou,wozhijielakaichementiaochetaopao,wolijiachuzoule,zuizhongmuqintuoxie,wozhanshenglemuqin!”
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