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zhangjinglikanlekansutingtingzhijiedao。
“yexianshengshilaiyudingsantianhoudebaochanghunyande。”
cihuayichu，sutingtingdunshilengzhu。
“baochang？hunyan？tagensheijiehun？”
sutingtingbujinzhouqimeitou，xinxiang，“neichushengnandaogenwojiebanwanlihunle？taxindejiehunduixiangnengshisheini？haishitazaiwaimianyangxiaosanle？yaoshiyangxiaosanerqibushihuadewomensujiadeqian！”
“buxing，zheishiwodeganjinhuiqugaosunainai！”
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dinghaohunyanhou，yebaibianganwangzanzhudejiudianzhaosuyan。
tuzhongtajiedaosuyandedianhua，suyanrangtaxianzaimashanglaisujialaozhaiyitang。
yebaizhuantouzhibensujia，dengdaoledeshihou，sujiarendouyijingdaoqi，suyanzhanzaizhongrenzhongjian，suoyourendouyifuxingshiwenzuideyangzi。
yebaiweiweizhoumei，wendao：“xiaoyan，youzenmele？”
sulaotaitaicishiliansejiqiyinchen，yuanzilideqifengangadaoledingdian。
sutingtinglenghengyisheng，shuodao：“yebai，nirendouzheimeqiongle，zenmehairanshangchaosanmusidexiguanle！zaibaijinjiudianbanhunyan！nidasuangensheijiehuna？”
suyanyemeitoujinsuo，yiliannusedekanzheyebai，henmingxian，taxinlesutingtingdetiaobo，yiweiyebaiwaimianyourenle。
sutingtingjixushuodao：“wokedoushiqinyankanjiande，tazaibaijinjiudianyudingleyibaiwanbaochangdehunyan，buxinnirangtazijishuo！”
sujiarenqishuashuadekanxiangyebai，yifudengzhehaoxishangyandebiaoqing。
yebaikanleyanzhongren，dandingdeshuodao：“woqubaijinjiudianyudinghunyan，youwentima。”
sulaotaitailenghengyisheng，shuodao：“youwentima？nishuoyoumeiyouwenti？nibaochangbanhunyanshiyaogensheijiehun？niwaimianshibushiyourenle，wogaosuni，niyaoshiyouxinduibuqixiaoyan，jiuchenzaotengdifang，xiangquwomensujianverderen，haipaizheduini！”
yebaibubeibukang，dandandeshuodao：“woyebaizhiyouyigelaopo，neijiushisuyan，banhunyan，dangranshigenxiaoyanjiehun！”
yebaidehua，yindezhongrenyizhensaodong，sulaotaitaigengshiyiliandebuxie，jixushuodao：“deleba！ninalaineimeduoqianbanhunli，neikeshibaijinjiudian，biezaineidazhonglianchongpangzile！”
yebaidanxiaoyisheng，“womeiqianyoubuguannijie，nixiacaoshenmexin。”
“ni……”sulaotaitaibeiduideyishiyayan，wulifanbo，dunledunshuodao。
“jiusuanniyaobanhunli，yebuzhiyuzheimepuzhanglangfeiba！baochanga！yibaiwan！nideseshenme？”
sutingtingchixiaoyisheng，fuhedao：“jiushi！nalaideqian？yibaiwana！nikendingshihuadewomensushijituandeqian！”
suyanganggangyexiangxinlesutingtingdechanyan，haiyiweiyebaizaiwaimianyoulebiedenvren，xianzaitingdaoyebaishiyaojizijiyigexindehunli，xinlidunshiyizhengandong。
buguo，sutingtingdehuazhijiebataconggandongzhonglalehuilai。
“sutingting，nibiexiashuo，sushijituandeqiandouzaigongsidezhangshang，woconglaidoumeiyoupengguo！”suyanlianmangjieshidao。
sutingtinghengleyisheng，shuodao：“pengmeipengshinideshi，genwokeshuobuzhe。”
yebaitingmingbailesujiarendeyisi，lengxiaoyishengshuodao：“nihuaiyiwomendonglegongsideqianshima？zheiyanghaowugenjudehuaiyibierenyebushibanfa，zheiyangba，chazhang，sujiademeiyigerenmingxiasuoyoudezhanghu，quyinxingdayinyifenliushuizhangdan，kankandajiahutouxiadewanglaizhangmu，daodishisheidonglesujiadeqian，bujiuquandouqingchule。”
yebaishuozheihuadeshihou，yanjingyizhidingzhesutingtingkan，xinxiang，“nibushierenxiangaozhuangma？neijiuchengquanni。”
yitingdaochazhangzheigeziyan，sutingtinglimajiuhuangle，tazaisushijituanjiushigualegexuzhibailinggongzideershizhu，pingrilichichuanyongduhenbudequanzougongsidezhang。
haijingchangyinweigenpindanmingyuanqunlidezhengronglianjiemeimenpanbi，dongzhejiushijiwanjiwandemaishechipin。
yaoshisulaotaitaizhentongyichazhang，suyankendingwenxinwukui，daoshisutingting，baozhunquandouluxian。
sutingtinglimaxinxuqilai，lianmangjiaobiandao：“xianzaiyaochadeshisuyandewenti，nichebierenganshenme？niandeshenmexin？”
yebaidanxiaoyisheng，shuodao：“bushiniyaochadema？jiranchajiuchadaodi，kankandaodishisheizaigongsilizhongbaosinang。”
“ni……”sutingtinghuangle，xinxudekanxiangsulaotaitai。
chenyinlepianke，sulaotaitaitanlekouqi，lianseyinchendeshuodao：“zheijianshiqingjiuzheiyangba，woxiangxinxiaoyanbushixunsiwubideren。”
sulaotaitaishuowan，sujiazhongrenlianshangdouluchunanyizhixindeshense。
sulaotaitainianqingdeshihoushigenzhelaoyezigongtongdapinleduoniande，gongsiliyoushenmemaoni，tazenmekenengkanbuchulai，zhisuoyibutiaoming，wufeijiushipiantansutingtingyijiabale。
erduisuyanbuguoshaoweiqiledianyixin，bianxingshidongzhongdezhiwenleqilai，zheimemingxiandepiantan，zheshirangrenhanxin。
sulaotaitainayebaimeibanfa，zhinengmanxinbumandeshuodao：“zhongxinbanhunli，womenshiniangjiaren，nidasuanrangwomencanjiama？”
suyansuirangaoxing，danyebumianganga，yinweitagenbenmeixiangdaoyebaijuranzhendebanlehunli，tazhanzaiyipang，buzhigaizenmehuida。
yebaishuodao：“nimenshixiaoyandeniangjiaren，ziranshiyaocanjiade。”
sulaotaitailenghengyisheng，“haoa！wodaoyaokankanhuayibaiwanjubandehunlishishenmeyangde？”
shuowan，sulaotaitaibianzhuanshenhuifangle。
sutingtingzoudaoyebaihesuyandemianqian，mianseyinchendeshuodao：“suyan，gongxiniyinglairenshengzhongdediercihunli，zheiyinvduojia，nikezhenshiyanfubuqiana！heng！”
shuowan，sutingtinggenzheqitarenyedoulikaile。
rendouzouhou，suyankanxiangyebai，shuodao：“zheidaodizenmehuishi？”
suyanwanquanmeixiangdaoyebaisuikouyishuodehua，jingranzhendequzuole。
yebaikanxiangsuyan，shuodao：“xiaoyan，woxiangjiniyigewanmeidehunli”
“ninalaideqian？”suyanjixuwendao。
yebaishuodao：“shiwodejiazujiwoliuxiade。”
suyantingwan，biaoqinggengjianankanle，“nidejiazu？nijiazuchuleyijingguoshideyeye，haiyourenma？sheihuijiniliuxiazheimeduoqian？”
yebaizheiyangshuo，suyanziranshibuxinde，bijingyebaideyeyezaikunlunshanshangjiushigeqiongxiangyi，zenmekenengjiyebailiuxiazheimeduoqian？
zhenbuzhidaoyebaidaodiyaoganshenme，zhixiwangbuyaochudaluanzijiuhao。
yebaizhidao，taxianzaishuochuzhenxiangduifangyebuhuixiangxin，tazhunbeizhaogeqiadangshijizaiheduifangjieshi。
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