jingdianzhizuo《tuweijuxing》，rexuekaiqi！zhurengongyoulitiezhuqintao，shizuozhedadaxuanzhuanmogumuouqinglisuodazaodeyipianhaoshu，xiaoshuozhuxianjuqingwei：congzheixiedanmujiunengzhidao，daodiyouduoshaorengezhepingmuxiaochulezhujiaosheng。zheishi，gongzuorenyuandeshengyinxiangqi：“di801……
2016nian，7yue16ri，zhouliu。
shengxiadeyangguang，chirediyongbaozhezheigeshijie，fangfoyaoronghuayiqie。
beiyuweijuxingyaolandequanminxuanxiujiemu——《chaojihaoshengyin》diliuji，xibusaiquhaixuanxianchang，ruodadehouxuanquzuomanleqianlaicanjiahaixuandeshaonanshaonv，zuzuyousiwubairen。
“mafanrangrang，rangrang……kuailaibujile，xiexie！”
yigebeijitadeguogaitouxiaopangzi，zhuaizheyigechizhebinggundeshaonian，jiannanqieculudichuanguorenqun，redefujinxuanshoumenzhenzhenbaoyuanhebiyi。
xiaopangzilaidaodengtaikoufujin，taitoukanleyiyanqiangbishangdedapingmu，muqianjingyandeshi797hao，ertadebianhaoshi801hao。
“hu——haoxian，zongsuanganshangle！”
“qintao，shuohaodewopeinihaixuan，nijiayangzhuchangkuojiandehuoerjiuwogan，buzhunshualai。”
chibinggundeshaonian，shiqibasuimoyang，chuanzheyijianpojiubaisebeixin，yitiaoduanku，jiaoshangdengleyishuangpoledongdelvsejiaoxie，yifubiaozhundemingongdaban。tashencaishougao，xiaomaisepifu，jiandandeyuancuntou，lianpanglengjiaofenming，nongmeidayanquemuguanglvexiandaizhi，kanqilaiyouxiehanzhi。
“zhidaole，litiezhu，ni，ni……ganjinbagecizaibeiyibian，mashangjiugaiwomenshangchangle。woganjuezhuangtaitebiehao，wo……kuaiyaoliekaile。”
xiaopangziqintaotantedicalecaetoudehan，shengyinyinweijinzhangerjuliezhandouzhe。
daredetianqi，taquechuanzheyishendaimaodingdeheisepijiake，bengdekuaiyaoliekaidejinshenpiku，yijitongyangdaimaodingdegaobangpixue，meiyouzhongshuyijingshiqijile。
“liekaishiyinweinikuzichuantaijin，lezhegouzile。”
litiezhudadalieliezuozaidibanshang，jixutianbinggun。yaobushiweilenaxiayangzhuchangdehuoer，tacaibuhuimaozhebeigongtoukougongshidefengxian，touliuchulaipeiqintaohunaoni。
当明星？
不存在的。
liangrenshisidang，jinniandoushishiqisui，shujiaguohoujiushanggaosanle。
qintaojiashikaiyangzhuchangde，keweifujiayizhen，danpannideqintaoquexiuyuyuzhuweiwu，yixinzhixiangdanggexing。
litiezhushinongcunren，jialiyipinruxi，fuzierrenxiangyiweiming。
tacongxiaogenzhedagongdefuqinsichupiaobojuwudingsuo，sannianqianyicishigu，fuqinyiwaishoushang，benjiupinhandejiating，yuefajubuweijian。suoyi，litiezhucongchusankaishi，jiuliyongjiaqizaifuqindegongdidalinggongzhuanqian。
weici，tameishaobeibanliqitatongxuechaoxiaopaichi。
paoleiledeqintao，yegenzhelitiezhuzuozaidishang，jidongdichangxiangqizijiyipaoerhonghoudemeihaoshenghuo。
“dengwohongle，nigenzhewohun！”
“niyaoshidangmingxingle，jiukeyikaiyigebinibadashibeideyangzhuchangle，wojinigangongcheng。”
“cao！laozidouneimehongle，haikaigoupideyangzhuchang？”
“buyangzhu，neiyangshenme？”
errenniutoubuduimazuidiyyzhe，quemeiyouzhuyidao，tamenshenbianjingransankaileyipianbuxiaodekongjian。
neixielaicansaidejunnanjingnvmen，duierrentoulaixianqideyanshen。haoxianglitamenjinleyixie，douhuizhongduyiyang。
nianqingnannvmenqieqiesiyu，jianhuojiazazhexiexuchaoxiaosheng。
“kanneilianggetubaozi！”
“suiranshihaixuan，danjiemuzuyetaimeidixianleba？shenmetugoudoufangjinlai。”
“jiushi，ladilezhenggejiemudedangci。”
“zheizhongrenjiushilaigaoxiaode，meinianjiemuzudouyaonongyixieqipalaixiyinyanqiu。bukenengrangtamenjinjide！”
“litamenyuanyidian，neigenongmingongzangsile，kendinghenchou。”
……
xuanbaxianchang，sigepingweizuochengyipai，shenqingyansuzhongdaizheshenshendepibei，xinleineizhong。
“xiayiwei，800hao。”
800haoshiyimingpengpengtounvsheng，shangtaihouhenghengleliangsheng，mengxiyikouqi，shuangyanyideng，manlianhengrouyidou：
“aowue——yiyaa……”
叮！
铃铛被按响。
yimingtoufahuabaidenanpingwei，koulekouerduodao：“keyile，nixiaquba。”
pengpengtoushaonvyiliansumu：“bu！laoshi，nimenhaimeitingdaowohoumiandeyanchang，zheishiyizhongxianyanghouyidechangfa，zhuyaoshixiangbiaodanvzhujiaoxinzhongdejidangqinghuaihelengmoxianshidechongji，yijishishiwuchangdeneigeneige……wuchang，ng，haiyou……”
“下一个！”
“laotouer，nizheishijidu！woyaotousuni！”
“拖下去！”
baifapingweishuangshoubaotou，shouzaizhandou。
“daobo，qiejingtou。womenxiuxisanfenzhongzaijixu。”
lingyimingnanpingweiyifeng，jianlaoyishujiachenbosonglaoshiyijingbinlinbengkui，ganjinlinshijiaotinglejiemu。
lengbajishenpangdechenlaoyezidishangyipingshui，anweidao：“ninlaobieshengqi，haixuanma，nanmianhuiyudaoyixieqiqiguaiguaidexuanshou，buyonggentamenyibanjianshi。”
《chaojihaoshengyin》meigesaiquhaixuanjieduanyousigedaoshi，jibendoushiyigelaozilideyinleren，yigerenqinvxing，yigedanghongnanxing，zaidayigexinjingeshou。
xibusaiqudepingweifenbieshi，sishinianyingshizuoqudajiachenbosong，chushenyinleshijiadenvyanyuanlengba，nengchanghuiyandeyifeng，yijishangjie《chaojihaoshengyin》disiminglinfan。
zhenrongshifenqiangda，duishoushilvyouzhejigaodebaozhang。
“meishier，lengba，rangwohuanyihuanjiuhao。”
chenbosongyaoyaotou，jibianzaojiuzuoguoxinlijianshe，dantahaishidigulexuanshoumendeweili，gaogulezijidechengshounengli。
……
dianshiji、diannao、shoujipingmuqian，guanzhongmenyijingxiaofanle。
changgeyaoming，haizhongxinsixiangni？
bushaoguanzhongtichenbosonglaoyezixinteng，jishinianletanzongheng，meixiangdaodaolaolehaiyaozaoshourucizhemo。jianzhishi……taihaowanle！
youyu《chaojihaoshengyin》shiyidangquanwangshishizhibodejiemu，suoyijingchangchuxiangezhonggeyangxiqiguguaidezhuangkuang。danzheixieqipaqingjingfeidanmeiyoupohuaizheidangjiemudekoubei，fandaorangquanguoguanzhonggengjiarenke。
因为真实。
gengyinwei，dajiadouxihuanchigua。
cishi，yinweipingweilaoshixiuxi，jiemuzubianbajingtouqiedaolehouxuanxianchang，haoyifuzhongshengxiang。youdezaikaisang，youdezaidoudizhu，youdezaiwanwangzhenongyao，youdezaibuzhuang，haiyouyigelaodayezaitiaopiliwu……
weilequebaojiemubupingdan，tongchangzheigeshihoujiemuzudouhuikeyipaiyixieteshudexuanshou，meinv、shuaige、laoayidengdeng。
zuihou，jingtousuodingdaolexidierzuodeyipangyishoulianggexiaonanshengshenshang。yigetubiepengke，yigefugumingong，guangliangrendezuhejiuzugoulinglei。
yijingshanglezhibopingmudepangshouerrenquanranbuzhi，haizaichangxiangweilai。
qintaodao：“nizenmebumingbai？dangledamingxing，wojiubuyangzhule，niyebuyongbanzhuanle。”
litiezhutianyikoubinggun：“haishijuedeyangzhugengshihenideqizhi。”
qintao：“pi……woyidinghuijinjide。”
litiezhubiaoqingzhencheng：“dangmingxingshenmede，xiangxiangjiuxingle。shuoshihuaa！qintao，jiunineiposangzi，haidao《chaojihaoshengyin》laichang？nifengleba？”
qintaoxianruchensi：“shishibei……wanyipingweiyefengleni？”
xuanbaxianchang，dapingmucishiyebofangzhezhibohuamian。
“噗——”
zhengzhunbeiheshuidechenbosong，zhijiepenle，sangxinbingkuangazheishi。
bazheierdanggonggongcesuolema？
qiyusanweiyehaobudaonaliqu，lengbaxiaodeduziteng，yanleidouchulaile。
kanzhibodeguanzhongmenyexiaochaleqi，yishijiandanmuluanfei。
“评委疯了！”
“chenbosonglaoyezijianchizhu！”
“心疼冷芭……”
“zheilianggehuo，shijiemuzuqinglaidedoubiba？”
“huijiayangzhuqubalaji！”
“nongcuntubaozijiubuyaolaiwuruzheigejiemule，diuren！”
“pingtouxiaogeshigangconggongdibanwanzhuanguolaima？”
“chuanpiyidepangzinishizhenpi！”
“qishi，cuntouxiaogegehaitingnaikan！”
画面推近。
litiezhunabinggunzhizheqintao：“nishuonizuodianshenmebuhao，feiyaochangge？kaobushangdaxue，nihuijiagennibayiqikaiyangzhuchang，yetinghaode！”
“我喜欢！”
“nikan，yangzhuyeshiyimenhaoshengyi。zuodazuoqiang！zaichuanghuihuang！”
“我……”
“wokannibayeshizheigeyisi，shangcitabushihaijinimaileyibenzhuanyeshujima？jiaoshenmelaizhe？”
“《muzhudechanhouhuli》。”
“对吧。”
qintaomenmendao：“duimaodui！wojiuxihuanchangge。”
litiezhu：“zhengjingrensheichanggea？”
quanguozhibodepingmushang，danmuyijingfengle，qifenhenhai。
“zuodazuoqiangzaichuanghuihuangyaoxiaosiwo。”
“zhengjingrensheichanggea？”
“muzhudechanhouhulishibenhaoshu。”
“cuntouxiaoshuaige，jiejieyangni，jinimaihaokandeyifu，meigeyuewuwan。”
“qianmiandenibuduijing！”
“woshikanleyigejiadehaoshengyinma？”
“zheishi《huantuoxijuren》。”
congzheixiedanmujiunengzhidao，daodiyouduoshaorengezhepingmuxiaochulezhujiaosheng。
zheishi，gongzuorenyuandeshengyinxiangqi：
“di801hao，kaishijingyan。”
zhengzaitantaorenshengzhelidepangshouerren，shunjianzhanleqilai，baozhejitachongxiangxuanbashi。
danmuyoushiyilunbaofa，yuanlaizheilianggeqipajiushi801hao。
有好戏看了！
jinlexuanbashi，qichuanyuyudeqintao，zhanzaimaikefengqian，lianhongbozicu：“pingweilaoshihao，wo，wo，wojiaoqintao，womenjingyandequmushimuzhudechan……e，budui，shineigeshazijiebao……”
“噗嗤……”
xiaoshenglaizipingweixi，erqiebuzhiyige，zhiyoudegaowangzhongdechenbosonglaoxiansheng，qiangxingrenzhule，zhuanye。
lengbayanzhezui，xiaodequanshenzhandou，buxingle，yanjiaokafenle。
tongyangqichuanyuyudelitiezhu，coudaomaikefengqian，**binggundao：“《cengjingdewomen》。”
qintaojinzhangdao：“a……dui，duiduidui，chanhoudewomen。”
xinlisuzhiyixiangshiqintaodeduanban，benlaitashiduzibaomingcansaide，kelindaobisaishi，hedezhiduosuo，suoyicairuanmoyingpaobalitiezhulalaizhuangdan。
bijing，litiezhushigebiaozhundetiehanhan，conglaibuzhidaoshenmejiaohaipa。
直播屏幕的弹幕：
pingweilaoshihao，womenjingyandequmushi《chanhoudewomen》。
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