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duanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《tuiwang！shekongxuemeiyongwenjiwoweijuejiedu》，shizuozheshuanglongxizhujingxinyuanchuangwanchengde，zhuyaorenwuyouluyaosuwan。zheibenxiaoshuojiangshuleyigekourenxinxiandegushi，qingjiejincou，yinrenrusheng。wojingguishishenchadizhuaizhegemoshengguniang，zailingchenkongdangdejiedaoshangyingshengshengzoulewugongli。neiguniangquanchenghongzhelian，xianggeshoujingdetuzi，beiwoqianzhezou，yishengbuhang……

精彩章节

zheibeizidoumeixiangguo，tongxiaodawadehouyizhengnengrucilipu。yishimohujian，

wojingguishishenchadizhuaizhegemoshengguniang，zailingchenkongdangdejiedaoshangyingshengshengzoulewugongli。

neiguniangquanchenghongzhelian，xianggeshoujingdetuzi，beiwoqianzhezou，yishengbuhang。

erwoneiqunkanrenaobuxianshidadexiongdi，yijitaneijigetongyangbaguadejiemei，

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diertian，kunjuanruchaoshuibanjiangwoyanmei，yanpizhongdetaibuqilai。

shiyoujiansidangluyaobuyoufenshuobawocongchuangshanghaoqilai，

meiqimingyue“buchongzhanlvewuzi”——qishijiushiquchaoshimailingshi。wozhenggerenchuyubanmengyouzhuangtai，

weifangzhizijidangchangshuidao，xiayishijiuzhuaizhuleshenbianrendeyijiaochongdang“renxingfushou”，

diediezhuangzhuanggenzhetashangleerloulingshiqu。huojiashanglinlangmanmu，woqueweitongjiaola，shenmedoutibuqixingqu，

zoumaguanhuadisaoshizhe。zhidao，

neimoshuxide、xiangzhengzhe“shengmingzhishui”debaolansezhuangruyanlian——feizhaikuaileshui！wodeyanjingshunjianbeidianliang，

jiaobubuzijuedifangman，zhengzhunbeisongkai“fushou”qunaneiguan“xumingshenqi”，

yanjiaoyuguangquemengdichajuedaoyiyang。shenbianzheiren……buduijing。wosuiyidiceguotou。**！

nalihaishiwoneishengaotizhuangdeshiyouluyao？fenmingshigeyimiliuchutou、lianjiafeihongdejihuyaodixuedexiaonvsheng！

bujinliandantonghong，lianxiaoqiaolinglongdeerchuidouhongtoule，xiangguozheyicengboshadehongyusui，

touzheyizhongcuiruodejingzhi。jingheshiwobennengdihoutuiyibu，quanranwangleshenhoujiushiduidierushandecuxiaoyinliaoxiang。

zhongxinshihengdeshunjian，yizhishouxunjirudiandizhuazhulewodeshouwan，mengdiwanghuiyidai。woliangqiangleyixia，

kankanzhanwen，chadianjiuyitouzaijinduifanghuaili。haoxian！xinzhongganghuaguoyisijiaoxing，

neizhijiulewodeshoubianfeikuaidisongkai。shoudezhurenfeikuaidiminjinzuichun，touchuidegengdile。

woxiangbeishiledingshenzhou，mudengkoudaidikanzheyanqianzheikedichuidenaodai。shouwanshangsihuhaicanliuzheweiredechugan，

danaocpushunjianguozai，“weng”diyishengxuangao**。“yo！zhouge，yanfubuqiana！

”yishengxiangliangdekoushaohediaokanjiangwodangjideshenzhiqiangxinghuanxing。xunshengwangqu，

luyaoneixiaozizhenghesangemoshengnvhaizhanzaiyiqi，lianshangquanshikanhaoxidezeixiao。

tashenzhihaicetougenqizhongyigeduanfanvhaidiguzheshenme，neinvhaitingwan，likexiaodehuazhiluanzhan，

chongwoyangshengdao：“meishier！rensongnila，womenxianche！

”wogangadichelechezuijiao：“xielea……”daoshiduimianneiguniang，jucudekuaibazijisuochengyituan，

yuannianshizudidengleshuohuadeduanfanvhaiyiyan，xiangzhibeiqifucanledexiaoshou。zheixia，wocaisuanchedihuihun。kao！

hezhegangcaiwomimihuhu，qiancuorenle！“duibuzhuameizi，”woganjinxiangyanqianzheiwei“fushou”daoqian，

“gangshuimengle。”shuowan，wojibucuandaoluyaoshenbian，xiangbatacongneisangenvhaidebaoweiquanlizhuaichulai。

zheihuoquewensibudong，faneryibafanshoukouzhuwodeshouwan，xiaodezeixixi：“xiongdi，zheiqingkuang，

bujiageweixinshuobuguoquba？”neiduanfanvhailikefuhe：“jiushijiushi！

”tazoudaohaihongzheliandenvshengshenbian，yongjianbangqingqingzhuanglezhuangta，cuicudao：“kuainashoujia，suwan，

jihuinande！”lingwailianggenvhaiyegenzheqihong。zaisanzhongzoubandeguli（huozheshuo“bipo”）xia，

neiweijiaosuwandenvshengzhongyumantuntunditaochuleshouji。duanfanvhaixianranxiantadongzuotaimoceng，yibaduoguoshouji，

jibuzoudaowomianqian：“lailailai，ganjinsao！”wowunaidixiaolexiao，yelandejiaoqing，

shuangkuaidinachushoujisaoleneigeerweima。tianjiaqingqiugangfaguoqu，duanfanvhaiditoukanleyiyan，

likeliezuiyixiao，xiantongguole，ranhoudeyiyangyangdizhuanshenjuqishoujijitadejiemeituanzhanshi，

dunshiyinfayizhenxiaoxiaodehuanhu。zhiyoudangshirensuwan，yijiudizhetouzhanzaiyuandi，

renyouneisange“sunyou”weizhediaoxiao。“womenxiancheleha！”daguozhaohu，

neisanrencuyongzhesuwanchaodiantizouqu。yinyuehainengtingjian“aiyo，shoulashou，manyouyou……”zhileidediaokan。

“xingalinzhou！”luyaoyibagouzhuwodebozi，kaishitabiaozhixingdechaofeng，“zhenxing！

qiancuoshouzheizhongxiaoshihougenbamachumencaihuifashengderuozhiqingjie，nijurannenggaowufenzhongdoumeifaxian？

womenliangdeshoumozhenandaoyigeshouganma？”womeihaoqidifanlegejudadebaiyan，

tuokouerchu：“tadeshoubinimozheshufuduole！”huayingangluo，

shenhouchuanlaiyishengqinglengdeqingke：“neige……”woxinligedengyixia，jiangyingdihuitou。suwanbuzhiheshizhefan，

shoulilinzhewogangcaisuishousaijita、rangtabangmangnazhedebeibao，zhenglvexiangangadikanzhewo。xianran，

woneiju“shouganhao”beitatinglegezhengzhe。

……zhenxiangweiwohetazhijianzheigaiside“yuanfen”gugezhang（biewuhui，zimianyisideneizhongguzhang）。

woqiangrenzhefuedechongdong，jieguobeibao，muguangbujingyisaoguotadeshou——xianxi、baixi、zhijiefenming，

xiangjingxindiaozhuodeyangzhiyu。gangcaiqianneimejiudoumeixikan，xianzaihuixiangqilai，zhijuedexiaoqiao，

shouxinsihuhaiyoucengbohan。“xiexie。”wobiezhexiao，muguangluozaitayijiufanhongdelianjiashang，

“ng…zhangdeyebucuo。”zuijiaodehudubushoukongzhidikuoda。dangdainandaxueshengnandeqiandaonvshengdeshou，

suiranguochengyoudianlipu，danwoyoubushiguyide。zaishuole，renjiayemeidangchangshuaikaiwoa？zongjie：zheiguo，

bunengquanrangwobei！asir，wozhishigechunqingdenandaxuesheng，woyouyoushenmecuo？

zheichangzhuamadechaoshiqiyuzongsuangaoyiduanluo。woheluyaozhongxinshahuilingshiqusaodang。

huixianggangcaineixijuxingdeyimu，worenbuzhuyonggebozhoutongletongzhengdunzheyanjiushupiankouweideluyao：“e^，

nishenmeshihougenrenjiajiemeihunshude？”tatouyemeitai，yuqimanbujingxin：“burenshia。”“burenshi？

”wotiaomei，“neinimenliaodegenshisanduoniandeqinxiongmeiside？”tazheicaitaiqitou，

lianshangguazheneizhong“nidongde”huaixiao：“baituo，nimendoushouqianshouguangchaoshile，womenliaoliangjuzenmele？

liaodehaishinimenliangde‘guanghuishiji’ni！”wowunaidichixiaoyisheng，

taijiaoxuchuailetayixia：“neinimenliaochushenmehuaerle？”tingwozheimewen，tayanjingshunjianliangle，

cengdizhanqilai，yilianyaogong：“zhongbangxiaoxi！xingming：suwan，xiandaer，zanmenxueyuanzhixixuemei！zeze，

jiutaneixingxiang，neishengxian，yaoshiruanruannuonuohansheng‘gege’……”taguyitingdun，yanshenaimeidipiaowo。

womouguangbuzijuedianlean，qingkeyishenglahuipaopiandesixu：“biexiaxiang，renxuemeikebinidaliangyue。

”luyaoyilian“nitaitianzhen”debiaoqing：“lejieqingchudianzenmele？renjiamutaidanshen，chengjibajian，

jiangbeinadaoshouruan，genzhengmiaohongmeibuliangshihao，shejiaoquanganjingdexiangzhengliushui，butiaoshihaihuizuofan！

youcheyoujiazhao，jialitiaojianbucuo，piqihao，jiushiyoudianqingweishekong……”tabaizheshouzhirushujiazhen。

wotingdemudengkoudai，xiabadoukuaidiaodishangle：“……xiongdi，nizheichahukouni？xiangqindoumeiniwendexi！

jiugangcaineijifenzhongliaochulaide？”“duia！”luyaoyilian“jicaowuliu”dedeyi。

wohuanhuantuchulianggezi：“niubi。”dunledun，huyididingzheta：“neinigenrenshuowoshenmele？

”tayangleyangxiaba，yilian“kuaikuawo”：“shuaiqi！fengliutitang！”zaiwohuaiyidemuguangxia，

taliezhezuibuchong，“……zuiqian，youdianjian，zaisusheouer…fangfeiziwo，**yifu。

”wodaoxiyikouliangqi：“kao！wosuiranbushekong，danyezaobuzhunizheimebadikua！zhenzheimeshuole？

”kanzheluyaoneiyitouxiaozhangdehuangmao，woquantouyingle。huiqulushang，luyaohuashenfuduji：“yuanfena！

miaobukeyan！miao——bu——ke——yan！”tajidongdipaiwogebo，“niliangjianzhitianzaodishe，

womensigefanrennapeichadui？yaochengyedenimenxiancheng！”woxienita：“sige？nidasuanyiduisan？

”tatiaomei，xiaodejiqiqianzou：“ng…daoyebushibuxing？”“kainidechequwangshangkai！biegezheiwuranhuanjing！

”wopushangquwuzhutaneizhangpozui，yaoyaqiechi。zheijiahuonaozilichulefangxiangpanjiumeibiedele。

huidaowomenzaixuexiaopangbianzudexiaowo，luyaolimaduizhegangcaigoudehuoguoshicaiyidunmengpai，falepengyouquan。

budaoliangfenzhong，pinglunjiutiaolechulai，shichaoshiligentaliaodehuorededuanfanvhaishenbing：“kuai！luxuezhang！

haogege！kuaiyaoqingwomen！womenzheiyijingbangwanwanchuanhaoxiele！（jianxiao）”wobaozheshoubei，yizaimenkuangshang，

lingdaoshichabandingzheta，yanshenchongmanshenshi。luyaobeiwodingdeyoudianfamao，

ganxiaoliangsheng：“heihei…zheibujiaoliujiaoliuganqingma…”“jiaoliuganqing？”wobijinyibu，

“nimenshenzhidouburenshi，zenmejiunengmoqidaozheizhongchengdu？”luyaoyipaidatui，congshafashangdanqilai，

gelianghaodilanzhuwodejian：“bujiaoliuzenmerenshi？xianzaibujiushijuejiajihui？”tadeliyoutingqilaiyouli，

youtouzheguqiangciduoli。zuizhongaobuguota“yikuernaosanshangdiao”dejiashi，

wohaishijisuwanfaletiaoxinxi：wanshangyoukongma？guolaichihuoguo？tadehuifuhenjiandan：ng，hao。

jiezhetiaochulaiyizhixiaomaobiaoqingbao，peizi“**，yiqunerhuodouzai！”，danbudaoliangmiaojiubeihuosuchehui。

我挑眉，

jihunengxiangxiangdaonvshengsusheneibiande“shengkuang”——takendingbeineisange“haojiemei”weizaizhongjianfengkuangqihong，

zheichangjingwotaishule，yiqianzaisusheyemeishaobeixiongdimenzheimezheng。woheluyaodexiaowuyinweiweizhibianli，

zaojiushipengyoujuhuidegudingjudian。menlingxiangshi，woqukaimen。shenbingdatouzhen，shoulitizheyidadaigeseyinliao，

reqingsihuo：“xuezhangwanshanghaoya！”neireqingjingerchadianbawoyuandizhengfa。wogaxiaozhediantou：“hao，hao，

niyehao…”muguangyueguotajiantou，zhenghaoyugenzaihoumian、lvexianjucudesuwanzhuanggezhengzhe。

zheiciliandandaomeichaoshilineimehongle，keneiduixiaoqiaodeerduoyijiuhongdetitou。zhenbushiwoguyizhuyi，

shitazheifuhanxiudaiqiedemoyang，shizairangrennuobukaiyan。wowaitou，guyidingzheta，

zuijiaogouqiyimowanweidexiao：“sutongxue…shiguominlema？”tamodidixiatou，xiayishitaishouyanzhuzuichun，

menmendiyaoleyaotou。lingyibian，gangfangxiayinliaodeshenbingyangshengchaitai：“haixiude，shenmeguomina！

”kaozaichufangmenkoudeluyaoyelikejiecha：“aiyoyo，fangxinla，nilinxuezhangbuchirende~”neiyuqi，

huoxianghongxiaohongmaodelangwaipo。muqianzheixingshi，zenmekandouxiangzhiwugudexiaoyanggaobeiguaijinlelangwo。

bijingwangluomingyanshuodehao：“ruguonishixuezhang，

bietemegoudarenjiaxiaonvsheng；ruguonishixuezhang…nvdaxueshengqueshinenle。”wonandeliangxinfaxian，

chongdangleyicimiehuoduiyuan：“haolehaole，shangzhuokaidongba。”yaozhidao，pingshiwokedoushitianchaijiahuodeneige。

luchuankaileguanpijiuzijihe，jiwomensadilekele。shenbinggangyaodijiwo，wobaibaishou：“jiwoyehuanpijiu。

”zailaojiajiuzhuowenhuadexuntaoxia，wodejiuliangzaobeilianchulaile，

genshushubobomenduizhechuijipingbudaoneishijicao（suiranhedaohoumianjibenshikaoyinianchengzhe）。

meicijuhuidoudebangluyaodangjiu，hezheidianxiaoyisi。luyaozaisanquerenhou，cainaguoyiguanpijiu。

suwanhenzirandijieguoqu，shunshou“kada”yishenglakailahuan，qingqingfangdaowomianqian。

woheluyaomoqididuishileyiyan——wozaigankaizheiguniangtingxixin，tazaiyongyanshenjinggaowo“haohaoshuohua，

biefanjian”。meigegangrenshiwoderen，dourongyibeiwozheifu“renchuwuhai”depinangqipian，nanmianxiangzhaoguyixia。

zaibeiwobuzhehenjidijujuehou，zaiqinyanmuduwo“duipingchui”dehaomaijiashi，caihuichedigaiguan。

zailuyao“niganzuijianshishi”desiwangningshixia，wobaneiju“dakebubi，wohaimeican”yingshengshengyanlehuiqu，

huanshangyingyeweixiaoduisuwanshuoleju：“xiexiea。”tazhengzhengdiwangzhewo，weiweihanshouhou，youxunsudixiatou，

balianmaijinlewanli，zhuanzhudefangfowanliyoushenmexishizhenbao。shenbingyizhianzhongguanchazhesuwan。

chenwoqishenqufangjianjiluyaonazhijindejianxi，tamengdiyongjianbangzhuangleyixiasuwan，

yadishengyinyounanyanjidong：“nizhenjiuchunlaicengfana？！”suwantaiqitou，

yanshenwuguyoumangran：“wo…gaizuoshenme？”shenbingyifuhentiebuchenggangdebiaoqing，wuyudifanlegebaiyan，

niutoukanxiangluyao。liangrengezhezhuozi，jiaohuanleyige“xiumubukediaoye”deyanshen，tongbuyaoleyaotou。

wozaiguaijiaochukanwanlezheichangjingcaimoju，houzhihoujuedixiudaoyisi“beianpai”deweidao。

diliuganfengkuangbaojing：zheiliangjiahuojueduiyougui！buranwoshengtunhuoguodiliao！houbanchangdehuoguochideworumangzaibei。

luyaoheshenbingxianglianggebiejiaodedaoyan，shibushitoumiaowoyiyan，yanshenliquanshi“jinduruhele？”decuicu。

zhiyousuwanliangerbuwenchuangwaishi，yixinzhuanzhuganfan，fangfowanlidexiahua、feiniucaishitacixingdezhongjimubiao。

qifenguiyideliankongqidouninggule。zhongyu，shenbingzaizhuoxiahenhentilesuwanxiaotuiyijiao，

tidetazhenggerenhuanglehuang。suwanqingkeyisheng，xiangshibeilinshituishangwutaideyanyuan，yingzhetoupitaiqitou，

muguangduishangwode：“linxuezhang…ni…bujuedelama？”wotanranyingshangtadeshixian，

shihuashishuo：“womeiweijuea。”“a？”talengzhule，lianshangxiemancuoe，

xiayishidizhuantoukanxiangluyaoheshenbing，sihuzaiqiuzhengzheigefeiyisuosidedaan。“zhende，”woyuqipingjing，

“weijuehencha，jihumeiyou。”talianshangdebiaoqingshunjianbiandewubifuza，

hunzazhezhenjing、tongqingheyisimangranwucuo。zhidaosongtamendaolouxia，mengangguanshang，

luyaohuishenjiujilewoyijiao：“niganma？”womengle：“**male？”“nihaoduanduandeshuozheigeganma！

”tachazheyao，qihuhudixiangzhizhamaodehetun，“kanbarenjiahaizihede！

”“renleiyoudianbuyiyangbushihenzhengchangma？”woshitujiangli，“wozijidounengjieshou，

tayigechengniannvxingjieshoubule？”“neinengyiyangma？！”luyaoyinliangbagao。xing，xiucaiyudaobing。

woshixiangbizui。tayuandiqiguguzhuanleliangquan，wowunaitiyi：“nei…woqujitadaogeqian？

”luyaohenhenwanlewoyiyan，neiyanshenfangfozaishuo“niganjinjiwogun”。wotankouqi，

zhengerbajinghongta：“xingxingxing，xiacizaiyue，haohaoyue，xingleba？”tazheicaixiangbeishunlemaodedamao，

qixiaoledaban。lundaowofanjile。womiqiyan，shenshizheta：“nilaoshijiaodai，

nigenshenbingzhenshijintiancairenshide？”tahaobuyouyu：“duia！

”“nishuonimenliangshishisanduoniandeqinxiongmeiwodouxin，weidubuxinnimengangrenshi！”wochuochuantadefuyan。

luyaowenyan，hurantingzhiyaoban，shenqingzhuangzhongderutongxuanshi：“neishiyinwei——womenyouzhegongtongdemubiao！

womenshizaichaozhetongyigeweidamubiaobingjianfendoudezhanyou！”“shenjingbing。”wolandelita，zhuanshenhuifang。

tamenrenburenshiguanwopishi？wogensuwanchudelai，ziranshuidaoqucheng；chubulai，jiusuantaliangmingtianlingzhengle，

duiwoyeshiqingfengfushangang。jiexialaiderizi，xiemenle。yiqianzaixuexiaojiniandoumeipengguomiandesuwan，

zicongchaoshiwulonghou，jihutiantiannengyushang。lianxujigexingqi，yitianbuluo，jianzhibinaozhonghaizhunshi。

shuoshiouyuba，juliyuanshi，tazhishiqiaoqiaowangguolai，minzhechunqianqianyixiao；julijinle，