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xiaozhiyili，dongzhiyiqian。
linshubeishuofule，tatanlekouqi，“jiwozhiyan。”
“nandenichouyiciyan，jinigenhaode。”yushengfanchuleyiheguidiandeyan，pingshitazhichouhongtashan，yigemajiangguanlaobanzheimeposu，gujiyemeirenxin，“dangniannimenliangsuanmingshihou，pengdaodeneiduinannv，nandejiushihanyuqiannanyouba。”
“shiqianqiannanyou，woxianzaishiqianren。”
“qishiwoyizhihenkexinimenliang，tingheshide。”
“fangpi，yanchulaide，huanlerenhenandedouheshi。”linshuyouxiexubuping。
laoyupailepaitajianbang，“guoqusannianle，haimaibuguoquzheidaokan？”
linshutuleyikouyan，“woshule，shudeyibaitudi，wozouxin，woxianghetajiehunle，jieguodaozuihoufaxianwoyidianbuzhongyao，wocaitajiushizaizhaoyigeheshijiehunderen，yingfutabama，wozhishipengqiaobeixuanzhongle。”
“neipingshenmepengqiaozhaonini。”
“hanyuneishihouduiwowaibiaohenmanyi。”
“ai？jintiannixinqingbuhao，woyunxunizaiwomianqianzhuangyicibi，jinciyiciao！”
……
chaoxishijianyuechaoyuere，shiqingbuhaotuoxiaqule，dangtianxiawu，baiqianxunhenanxiangshenwenlelianggexianyiren。
zainanxiangleitingshouwandeyalixia，neigesheyinghenkuaichengrenle，shitatouludepaishexinxi，tayeshiwuyide，buzhidaohuizaochengzheizhonghouguo。
“nanxiang，zhunbeigongguangao，bazheijianshichengqingchuqu。”
“baizong……wojuedekenenghaibugou。”
baiqianxunwunaidezhouqimei，tazhidaoshishenmeyisi，sheyingshitamengongsizijiren，nizijirenshuohua，waijiepingshenmexiangxin，huishuotangguochuanmeizhaogelinshigongbeiguo。
zheizhinengsuanyibanzhengju，zhiduobashiqingjiaohunle，huxiangchepizhong，tangguochuanmeihaishishuaibukaichaoxidewudian。
yeshimuqiannengzuodejixianle，baiqianxuncaiganggangkaishizijidejihua，tabuxiangrangyiqiechushiweijie，“dabulejiuzheiyang，jiaohunleshui，sheiyebuganjing，heguzongneibiandezhibohetong，haishiyoudetan。”
nanxianglengjingdao：“zaidengyitianzenmeyang，woqulejieyixiazhuangxiaoqi。”
lingyibian，linshuyehouzhelianpi，zhudonglianxilehanyu，liangrenyuezaibangwanxiangjian，didianjiushihanyujialouxia。
linshuyoulaidaoleshuxidedifang，yigeanjingsuyadexiaoquli，tacenghenduocisonghanyuhuijia，zaizheilixiaozhegaobie，kanzhetabaiyibaiqundebeiyingzouyuan。
neixiemeihaohuiyi，cengjingshitang，danfenshouzhihou，jiubianchengledao。
cishilinshuganjuezijiyoubeitongle……
tatixingzijishizhuanyebaobiao，buyaoduwusiren。
buyihui，hanyuchuanzhebaibaideshuiqunhetuoxiexialoule，youjifenxiansanheqingxin，tawenwanyixiao，shenhoupaochuleyizhigou。
neixiaogouaodeyisheng，tiaojinlelinshuhuaili，dangchangjiujiletadierdao。
“ni……nizenmebatadaixialaile。”
“xiaoniaohenjiumeijiandaobabale，nikantahenxiangni。”
meicuo，zheizhichouchoudegoujiaoxiaoniao，hanyuqimingfeichanglengyoumo，yiwaizoushideta，chengleliangrenzaiyiqideyinyuan，qinglvreliandeshihou，nanmianzuochuxietianzhangdijiudexunuo。
erlinshuhehanyuyonglehanxudefangshi，danglexiaoniaodebabamama，neishiyiqizujianjiatingdeyuanwang。
zheizhigou，xianzaijiushizuifenglidedao。
捅的林舒心脏疼。
niaoa，womeidangchengnidie。
tawunaidebaozhegou，“xiawudeshi，shiwotaimeilimaole，baoqiana。”
“meiguanxila。”tayuqihaobuzaiyi，fanwendao：“nilaizhaowo，shiyoushiba。”
“ng……woyeburaoquanzile，shenmeshiwozanshibufangbianshuo，woxiwangnibangwozhaodaolianggexuesheng，nimenxuexiaode。”
hanyuyikoudayingxialai，“hao，wobangni。”
“nibuwenwen？”linshuyouxieyiwai。
“woqiannide，nideshiqingwoyidingbang。”
zheijukuiqian，mingmingyinggaikaixinde，linshugaidedaoyijuqianyi，ketaxinlijiushibushufu，yinweihanyujianjiechengrenle，cengjingdeganqingbuguoshimenghuanpaoying，nvpengyouheaiqingdoubushizhende。
xiangzhengxingdezaixiaoqulizouleyihui，liangrenliaolegezixianzaidezhuangkuang，suanshijiandandexujiule，yejincieryi，linshubuxiangduoliao，zoudeshihou，hanyubaozhegougou，juqitadexiaoshou，huishoudao：“hebabashuozaijian。”
“haha，gaiyigaichenghuba。”
“taxiguanle。”shuowan，xiaoniaoguoranjiaoleliangsheng。
haoba，tazhangdechou，naozihaitingcongming。
diertian，hanyujiushuangkuaidejilehuifu，zhaodaorenle。tashijiaomeixuede，butongzhuanyedouhuixuanxiuhuobixiuzheitangke，suoyizheilianggenanshengganghaoyezaitademingdanli。
majiangguanli，liangxiongdishoudaoxiaoxi，zhunbeizhibendaxuecheng，laoyuzhuanghaoqiyoutong，zhengyaochuqu，beilinshulanzhule，“daizheiganma。”
“laoguijua，jianmianxianjiaoqiyou，ranhoudiangenyan，yibanqingkuangxiachoudiyikou，duifangjiuqiuraole，shenmedoushuole。”
“nitemeshalema，zheishihaiyouhanyucanyuqizhongle，nineimetufei，batadajinquzenmeban，renjiakeshixuexiaodelaoshi。”
laoyuheiheiyixiao，“qiaonineidexing，mannaozidoushiqiannvyou，tashitinghao，piqihao，renyepiaoliang，youqishitaneiqizhi，meiyiqianbenshuyangbuchulaile。”
“xingle，nishoutaduoshaoqian，zheimekuata。”
“neinishuoyongshenmebanfa。”
“shenggenirenmaiguang，niyidingzhidaoyixiebushineimebaolidebanfa。”
“youshijiaoshengge，meishijiaolaoyu。”yushengxianqiyiju，naqidianhua，buyihuibotongle，“laomo，jinigexiaohuoer，daxuechengneibianyouyishuyuanzhidaoba，heijinxitongli，chalianggexuesheng，kankanyoumeiyouliao，jiwofaguolai。”
zhunbeijiuxu，liangxiongdiyiqiquledaxuecheng。
jiaoshili，lianggedenghoudenansheng，youxieyihuo，hanlaoshishixinlaidemeinvlaoshi，qizhiyuzhongbutong，jiangkedeshihouxishengruanyu，feichanghaoting，tapiqiyehenhao，congbudiaonanxuesheng。
liangrenyiweishiguakele，yingxiangbiye。
dantamenxiangcuole，tuimenjinlaideshilianggenanren，yigeshencaijianzhuang，yigemanshenpiqi。
“gaoyang，dongjun，shinimenliangba。”linshuzhizhetamenliang，“zhengzaihongnichuanmeishixini，duiba。”
“nizenmezhidao，nisheiya。”
“burenshiwo？kafeidianligenzongrenjiapaijiemudeshihou，wojinimenzhuachulaide。”
gaoyangxianxiangqilaile，likeganjuebuduijing，jiaoshangtonghuojiuyaozou，laoyuduzaimenkou，“xiaozi，nimenliangshibushitouqierenjiajiemule。”
“没有。”
“装，接着装！”
jiranyoudanziganhuaishi，kougongkendingshizaojiuduihaode，hekuangmeizhengjudehua，renjiayaosibuchengrenniyemeibanfa，tamenlianggenbenbupa。
danshengshuxiongdidoushilaojianghule，zhizheizhongxiaonianqingyoutaiduobanfa。
linshukaimenjianshandao：“gaoyang，nizaidasanneinian，zhuiyigenvhaizibucheng，guofendesaoraolerenjia，beinvshengjubaodaoxuexiaoli，xuexiaojilenichufen，duiba。”
gaoyangjingle，zheishixuexiaodidiaochulile，tongbandoubuzhidao，linshuzenmezhidaode？
“xiaodong，nijiugenglihaile，nigualewuke，xueweizhengdouyaonabudaole，zenmeyiyezhijianquanguole，zheishiyoushuofa，woyaoshidouluochulai，jinibanshiderenshibushiyaodaomeia，nidexueweizhengyekenengmeile。”
heiliaobeiqingsongbanchulaile，liangrenyoudianhuang，dangaoyanghaishibufu，“ni……nibaochulaiyounengzenmeyang，woxianzaigongzuodouqianhaole，duiwomeiyingxiang，wozheigeyuejiangjindoudaoshoule。”
linshuxiaole，“nianqinga，nizhibuzhidaosaoraonvshengpuguangdaowangshang，shishenmehouguo？daquandadaonishehuixingsiwang，youqishinixianzaifengtouzhengsheng，quanwangdouzaitinishuohua，damatangguochaoxi，tamenyaoshizhidaozheizhongfanzhuan，nihuicongzuigaochudiexialai，fenshensuigu。”
laoyugenzhebudao：“haiyoua，zheixieheiliaobaochulai，zhiyounidaomei，gongsipidoubuhuiguan，zhijiebanikaile。”
“ping……pingshenmekaiwo，wo……”
“nishishoutamenzhishiqutoudejiemu，niyiweigongsihuibaoni？meiyong，gongsizhijieshuoshiyuangonggerenxingwei，yugongsiwuguan，shuaideyiganerjing。”
“cao……”lianggexiaohuoziqishale。
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