taxuanbaiyueguangneitian，woshougouletajiagongsizheibenxiaoshuochaojichaojihaokan，xiaoshuozhurengongshiqinkaizhoupeijie，zuozhexingxingshanshanwenbichaohao，gousichaohao，renwuchaohao，beijingyijisuoyouxijiedouchaohao！xiaoshuojingcaijiexuanyixiangdaoqinkaineimeqiangzhuangdeshenti，yazaizhoupeijieshenshang，taxiangsi！tashikanguoyinduaijingde，yeshidongyingxiaodianyingdezhongdureaizhe，naoziligezhongzishiluanfei……
ruguoshiyiqian，qinkaikendinghuihehuai，kaishigezhongguitianhetaohao。
erjinma……talianhuitoudoumeihui，haoxiangmeitingjianyiyang。
“哈哈哈……”
cengwanerdaxiaoqilai，chadianxiaochuyanlei，“zhoupeijie，wozhenshifuqi，nizhenbanandoudiyigongzidangtiangoule。”
“nizaihunlishanggaosuquanshijie，niaideshiwangxuanyu。”
“baileqinkaiyidao，rangzhenggeqinjiamengxiu，nihaibuzhunqinkaibianxin？”
“yiritiangou，zhongshengtiangoushiba？”
“taqiannidea？jiugaigenzaini**houmianpaoa？”
“搞笑！”
shuowan，cengwanergenshangqinkai，taxianzaidaoshijuede，qingongzizheirentingkeyi，chiqingdeshihoujingtiandongdi，yidanshuaikai，likejiulizhile。
yexutazhenshizhongduohaomenzidizhongdeqiaochu。
haoxiangbeishuaile，zhoupeijiedunangbuyi：“chouyatou，nidongshenme？”
“qinkaishuoguoyongyuanaiwode，tazheishibufuze！”
“xinghaowomeiyouhetajiehun，burankendingyebuhuixingfu！”
gaoerfuqiuchangdecaodiduigaogenxiehenbuyouhao，taliejuzhewanghuizou，xinxiangzongyoubanfa。
dabule……jiumaizuchan！
……
gaoerfuqiuchangdemenkou，wangxuanyudatingdaoqinkaizaizhei，zhengyaowanglimianchuang，beibaoanlanzhule。
“玩一盘多少钱？”
“wojiqian，sheiwanbuqiside。”
wangxuanyutaochushouji，zhunbeisaoma，baoanduiweiduizhangchadianlechulai，buguo，jibendelimao，haishihenzhouquan。
“xiansheng，qingwenninyouhuiyuankama？”
tazheimewen，wangxuanyudaolebaozhadebianyuan，zheibufeihuama？woyaoyouhuiyuanka，haihenimojishenme？
不过，他不怕。
“meiyou！danshiwoyouqian，buxinge？”
xiangzhegaoerfuqiuchangyeshikaimenzuoshengyide，zongbunengbuyaoqian，zijiqulimiandaiyihui，dabulejiyiqian。
zhiyaozhaodaoqinkai，yongbuleduojiu，zijijiushimingxing。
zheixiexiaozasui，hezijishuohuadezigedoumeiyou。
“xiansheng，zhendebuxing。”
“ruguoninmeiyouhuiyuanka，jiuyaoxianyuding，daoleyudingshijian，nincainengjinqu。”
gaoerfuqiuchangshiyouzheyangeguidingde，mudejiushiyaobaozhenglimiandeqingyou，ruguosuisuibianbianjiunengjin，haisuanshenmegaodangchangsuo？
wangxuanyuzheidianxiaoqian，renjiajiukanbushang。
“jiqiandoubuyao，nimendoushisixinyanshiba？”
“made！woxianzaiyuding，yaodengduojiu？”
qitalianggeduiyuandoudengzhemixiaguoni，zijibixunaxiaqinkai，rangtajizijianpaigehaohuo，zuihaonengchanggezhutiqushenmede。
buranzijizenmerangzhoupeijiexingfu？
qinkai，niyebuxiangrangniqiannvyoubuxingfuba？
“xiansheng，qingbuyaoshuozanghua，jiangwenmingshuxinfeng，shimeigegongmindezhize。”
“xianzaiyudingdehua，shiliutianzhihoudeshangwu，qiuchanghuiyoukongwei。”
“qingwenxianzaiyaoyudingma？”
baoanduizhanghaishiyibanyiyan，wangxuanyudouxiangdarenle，buguokankanduifangwudasancude，yinggaishidabuguo，biansuanle。
tajintianlaishiweilezhaoren，shiliutianzhihouzailaiganma？
mingmingzhidaoqinkaizailimian，pianpianjinbuqu，tayumendeyo，jiuzaizheishi，takanjianleyidaoshuxideshenying——zhoupeijie！
她怎么在这？
走路怎么那么奇怪？
“peijie，nizenmele？”
daodishiqingmeizhuma，tajimangguanxin，kandaota，zhoupeijiexinqinghaolexuduo，henhendao：
“haibushiqinkaineige**jinongde。”
啊？
wangxuanyuhunshenbingliang，qinkainongde……
zheiwangbadan，bawonvpengyoudetuijiwanquele？
xiangdaowangshangfade，neishenmenaiyouqisipaonaidezhaopian，taxiangsi！
“nizhaoqinkaiganshenme？”
kuaiyaoqiyun，wangxuanyujiujuede，tianlinggaidouyaoxianfanle，baofu，qinkaizheishibaofua，zijiqiangletadeweihunqi，tajiunongzijidenvpengyou。
“jieqiana，niyoubushibuzhidao，wojiazijinlianchulewenti。”
haimeiyouyishidaozijidewenti，zhoupeijieziguzidishuodao，tashuoqinkainongde，qishishishuo，qinkaibutitie，meizhaoguta。
nazhidao，wangxuanyujiuwuhuileni。
“hao，haoa，tajiniqian，nijiurangtanongshiba？”
“臭**！”
yeshiqijile，wangxuanyuyibazhangdazaizhoupeijiedelianshang。
啪！
非常地清脆。
zhoupeijiedelianduojiaonena，likeqilewugeshouzhiyin。
congxiaodaoda，qindieqinmayemeidaguoziji，zhoupeijiemengle：“nida**ma？qinkaigenbenmeijiqian。”
wangxuanyuqideyanleidoukuaichulaile：“meijiqian？nirangqinkaibaiwan？”
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