duanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《tongxuejuhui，banhuahewozhuangnanyoule》shi“youniaofeiyu”deyuanchuangjiazuo，gaishuzhuyaorenwushitaotaogulitangshiyao，shuzhonggushijianshushi：neishishiwoyixinxuexi，duitaneikexiaodetiaoxincongbuhuifu。houmianwokaoshanglejiangchengdaxue，tazhikaolegegaoxuefeidesanben……
第一章
biyebanian，gaozhongtongxuejuhuibanderenao，qiaqiaowozuijingongzuoyalida，zhenghaoguolaifangsongfangsong。
zhishiyilaijiukandaobanhuatangshiyaozhengzaixuanyaozhetadebazongnanyou。
“wonanyouyejiuyibanbanba！yejiushizhangdeshuaidian、youqianledian，nianjiqingqingjiudangleshangshigongsizongcaieryi！duile，taotaonihaimeijianguotaba？jiniyeqiaoqiao！”
wobendasuankanxi，quefaxiantananyouwojingranrenshi！
zhengshiwodenianrennanyouguli！
......
wolengzainei，banshangbuganxiangxinzijideyanjing。
huamianzhong，neigejianggaodingxizhuangchuandeyisibugoude，mianshangguazhejinchixiaoyideren。
zheibushiqianjitianhaichanzhewo，feiyaoyiqilaitongxuehuidenianrennanyouma？！
tazenmechengletangshiyaodenanyou？！
wonanyouguli，bailijituandezhixingzongcai，chiguchaoguobaifenzhiwushi，shibailidejueduihuayuren！
tahewotongshijiangchengdaxuexuesheng，congdaerdaoxianzai，womenzuzutanleqinianlianai。
daodishigulipiletui，haishitangshiyaozaishuohuang？
yipangtangshiyaodegoutuizimen，yijingpobujidaidikaishichuipeng。
“womenjiayaoyaodenanpengyouchaojihuizhuanqian！nianruzhishaobaweishu！shenjiashangyi！yaoyaoyihoukeshiyaozuoguifurende！”
“shia！erqierenyoushuaiyougao，wenroutitieyouduojin，jianzhijiushidajiademengzhongqingren！”
tangshiyaowenyanmanyidixiaole，sihushihenxiangshouzheizhongzhuipeng。
tazhuangsibujingyidikaikou：“shuoqilai，alihetaotaohaishidaxuetongxueni！shuobudingnimenlianghairenshi！”
huadaozheigefenshang，zaishawoyezhidaotangshiyaoshizaiguyizhenduiwo！
dangnianbanhuademingtousuiranluozailetashenshang，danhenduorenminglianlihaishijuedewogengshihe。
woduizheizhongwuliaodedongximeixingqu，naihetangshiyaojiushigenwogangshangle。
tashenmedouyaogenwobi，xuexishangbibuguo，jiubichichuanyongdu、bigezhongnanyou、bi‘qidu’。
tangshiyaoneichuchukeliandebailianhuabiaoxiang，haizhenpianguolebushaonanshengweitadiankuang。
neishishiwoyixinxuexi，duitaneikexiaodetiaoxincongbuhuifu。
houmianwokaoshanglejiangchengdaxue，tazhikaolegegaoxuefeidesanben，gengshihuaihenzaixinzhidaoxianzai。
suoyitaxianzaishijuedekeyiyongnanyouyawoyitou？
可笑！
打铁还需自身硬！
zhizhidaoyifuyutaren，chizaohuiyoubeipaoqideyitian！
kanwobushuohua，tangshiyaoyiweiwozibeile，mianshangyufadeyi。
“wonanyoushibushikanqilaihaikeyi？dangchutazhuilewosangeyue，youshisonghuayoushisongli，yifuchengyimanmandeyangzi，wocaitongyide！”
tasaolewoyiyan，yanzhongmanshixianqi：“taotaoa！nikebieguangguzhechenmigongzuo，zhengbudaoshenmeqianbushuo，haibarenshengdashiluoxiale！yaobuwojinijieshaojige？”
wolengxiaoyisheng，zhijiekaidui：“wozheikebushilajihuishouzhan！bushishenmerendoushoude！”
zheihuayichu，suoyourendaoxiyikouliangqi。
gangcaitamendoumangzhechuipengtangshiyao，nayourenganfuduifangmianzi？
只有我！
tangshiyaomianseyibian：“ni......taotaonixianbiejizhejujue，wojinijieshaodekedoushialishenbiandegaozhiliangrenqun！nianruqimaliuqiweishu！tuotuodejinguixu！baonimanyi！”
yipangdenvtongxuemendunshiluchuleyanxiandeshense。
gulishenbiandeneiqunrenshenmedexing，zheiqunrenbuzhidao，wokeshiqingchude。
neishiyaoduotuoxianyouduotuoxian！
nanrenmenjuzaiyikuaishi，zhiyaolingguangyishan，duolipudeshidounengzuochulai！
woxiaole：“haoa！neiwoyaoshengaobudiyu180，tizhongbiechaoguo150jin，liukuaifuji，nianruzhishaoqianwan，zichanyouneimejigeyijiuxing，renshuaihuohao，xinggeyaowenroutitiebuhuaxinde......”
tingwotichuneimeduoyaoqiu，tangshiyaochelechezuijiao：“nihaishigenyiqianyiyang，yangaoyuding！”
wochixiaoyisheng：“duzilimeihuojiubienachulaixianbai！haibaowomanyini？zheidianyaoqiudoumanzubule？chuishenmeniu？”
“heng！wogennimeifashuo！”
tangshiyaomamalieliedilikai，womeilita，zhishimochushoujizhaodaoweixinzhidingdeneigeren。
“ni，jiaotaliangtiaochuan？”
zaiwokanlai，nanrenzaizhongyao，yemeiyoushiyezhongyao。
ruguonanyougulizhenshijiaotaliangtiaochuandezhanan，wodakeyifenshouzaizhaoyige！
“？？？？？？”
neibianjihushimiaohuileliugewenhao，suijiyuyindianhuajiudaleguolai。
我毫不犹豫地挂断。
zheimeduorendeqingkuangxia，jieyuyindianhuataimingxianle！
daoshihoukendingyaobeitongxuemenwendongwenxide，fansile！
wozhishixianglaifangsongxinqingde，bushixianglaidangxiaochougongrenguanshangde。
“nihuidawodewenti，biedayuyin！”
“baobei！nizenmenengzheimeshuowo？！woduinideganqingriyuekejian！nifeiyaowoyisimingzhima？！”
“dazhu！wowenni，tangshiyaogennishenmeguanxi？”
“？？？？？？”
neibianyoushiliugewenhaofaguolai。
“tangshiyao？shei？sheiya！woburende！nagexiao**zainimianqianshuowohuaihuale？！”
taturanfanyingguolai：“nijintianbushiqucanjiagaozhongtongxuejuhuilema？tangshiyaoshinitongxue？”
wosonglekouqi，kantazheifanying，liangrenzhijianhaoxiangzhendemeishenme。
womeiyoufouren：“tashuotashininvpengyou。”
“tafangpi！zheijianzhishiwumiewodemingsheng！woyaogaota！woyaorangtalaodizuochuan！！！”
wobumianjuedeyouxiehaoxiao：“laodizuochuanjiububile，gennimeiguanxijiuxing！”
houmiandehuawomeishuowan，gulimingbaiwoshenmeyisi，talianlianfashi。
“laoponifangxin，jiusuanquanshijiedenvrendousile，woyebuhuikanshangzheizhongmanzuihuanghuadenvren！”
wowuyu：“nibuyaosuikoujiuzhouwosi。”
“dui、duibuqi！wokoubuzeyan！worenfa！”
gulizhijiezhuanleliugewuqianerguolai：“baobaobieshengqile，zheixiejilinggousuideqiannixiannazhehua！biekeqi！”
我没有点收款。
yinweiwoyejuedegulizuobuchuneizhongshiqing。
guliyizhishigeyangguangxiangshangyouqinfenderen，tabujinwenroutitie，zuoshimianmianjudao，haishifenzhuanyi。
woshuodong，tajuebuwangxi。
yezhengshiyinweitashenshangzheixiepinzhi，wocaihuixuanzegentayilutandaolexianzai。
wozhuantoukanxianghaizaikankanertandetangshiyao，duifanghaizaiyangyangdeyidichuixuzhe，bailijituanshizenyangyigeshangyedujiaoshou。
tasihushiganshoudaolewodemuguang，xiayishikanlai。
“he，baitongxue，nihaiyoushenmeshima？shifanhuilema？nidaogeqian，wohaishikeyijinijieshaojinguixude，zenmeyang？”
woyaotou：“nineiguixunanyouni？shiluozishima，zongdeqianchulailiuliuba？”
tangshiyaonule：“nishenmeyisi？！shenmeguixu、luozi、made？！zheishixingrongrendecierma？！niguyideshiba！”
tadeyongdunmenlimagenshang。
“baitongxue，nijintianyilaijiujiaqiangdaibangdiduirenshishenmeyisi？niyaoshishizaibuxianglaikeyibulaide！”
“shia！yiqiannijiuhetangbanhuabuduifu，womenbujiqianxianyaoqingnilai，nijingranhaizheiyang？！”
wobujinbumandiyouchileliangkoucai。
“woneishihetabuduifume？budoushitazhudongzhaoshangmenlaide？zhenshilaihamadiaojiaomian，buyaorenyeexinrena！woyigerenlei，shizaishimeifaexinhuiqu！”
“haiyou，wobuzhidaozheicishitangbanhuadefensijianmianhui，woyiweijiushiputongdetongxuejuhuini！daraolegeweishenxianjiejiexiafanjushou，shizaishiduibuqia！”
zheihuataiguoyinyangguaiqi，yixiaziduidejirenshuobuchuhualai。
wojixudao：“wojiushimeijianguosuoweidedujiaoshoujituandazongcaishayang，xiangkankan，zheihaibuxingma？haishishuo，zheinanyoubuguoshitangbanhuaniezaode？suoyicainabuchulai？”
拥趸们怒了。
“nishenmeyisi！nizaihuaiyitangbanhuashuohuangma？daoqian！kuaidaoqian！”
“tangbanhua，nikuaizhengmingjitakan！zenmenengjiaozheizhongxiaorenqidaotoushanglai？！”
tangshiyaodunshibiehonglelian：“wo、wonanyoutamangdehen，nayoushijianlai？！”
cishi，banliyoukanbuguoyantadenvshengkaikoule。
“yo？gangganghaizaichuixunimenliangyouduoenai，henbudexiangliantiyingsidebufenkai！zenmezheihuiyoushuomeishijianpeinile？nizheibuqianhoumaodunma？”
“shiya！yebuzhidaozheinanyoudaodishireqinghaishilengdanle！shuobudingzhenxiangbaitongxueshuodeneiyang，shiniezaochulaide！”
tingdaozheixiehua，tangshiyaomianshangbutaitongkuai，queyoumeifafanbo。
haozaiyipangyounanshengbangtajiewei。
“renjiaguzongshidalaoban！meitianyanjingyizhengjiujiqiangerendengzhechifanni！nayoukonglaicanjiazheizhongtongxuejuhui？”
“shia！nimenjiushitaijidule！bieweinanren！”
tangshiyaozheicaisonglekouqi，suijihenhendenglewoyiyan。
“taotao，nizijikaineimegexiaogongzuoshi，kenengbutailijie，wonanyousuibianyigedingdankenengdouyaoshangqianwan！bushisuisuibianbiandounengchoushijianchulaide！”
wodiandiantou：“fenfenzhongshangqianwana？neiniguolaideshihou，tayoumeiyoushuobazheidunfanqingle？”
tangshiyaodunshidengdaleyan：“ni！”
taqueshishihenanpengyouganqingbucuo，zhishihaimeijianguomian。
danbuzhidaoweishenme，nanyouzaizijishenshanghuadeqian，hetadeshourubuchengzhengbi！
suiranduifangjingchangsonghuasongli，danzheijigeyuejiaqilai，yebuguocaixiaoyiwan。
anlilaishuo，zheiqiantagulizhazhayanjiuyoule！
nandao......shibugouzhongshiziji？！
不！
tangshiyaoshijuebuhuichengrende！
takanleyanzhuomian，zheilizuyousishiergetongxue，zheiyizhuosuanxialaishaoshuoyaowuliuqiankuaiqian。
sihuzaitadekechengshoufanweinei。
tangshiyaoqingkeyisheng：“zhiqiantajiwozhuanlehaojigewuqianerdehongbao，rangwoqingdajiachifan，wozhishihaimeilaidejishuozheishi......”
tongxuemenwenyanfenfenqihong。
“tianna！zhenshitaidafangle！xiexieguzong！”
“haishitangbanhuayaotitie，zhidaowomenxiangyaoshenme！”
“ai？neizheidunfandeyusuanqibushiyouyiwanduo？neiwomenkeyibagangcaimeidiandelongxiadianlema？”
“duiya！kuaidianshang，doudianshang！fanzhengyourenqingke！”
tongxuemenhaobukeqidifankanqilecaidan。
tangshiyaomianseweiqing，naqishoujibuzhidaofalexieshenme，erhouliansecaishaoweihaoyixie。
woyanjingweimi，henxiangzhidaotalianxideshibushiguli，danyanxiahaibushishihou。
jiudeyiluncaichexia，henkuaixindeyiluncaijiuchengleshanglai。
zhidaoyusuanchongzuhou，nanshengmenxiangshichangkaileside，youdianlehaojigeguicai，haihanlailehongjiu。
sihushibubatangshiyaochiqiongbubaxiu！
tangshiyaobenlaimianshangbutongkuai，dantingdaotongxuemendegongwei，miansehaokanlexuduo。
wodaoshibuzaiyizheixiexijie，fanzhengbuhuaqiandehaixian，buchibaibuchi！
tangshiyaosaolewoyiyan，siyousuozhidao：“taotao，nihaoxiangcongqianjiushizheiyang，shuohuajizhibaiyougongli！jijuhuajiunenglaodaodabufenhaochu！”
wozixihuixianglexia，wodingduoshishuohuazhijieleyidian。
bijingdajiadoushichengnianrenle，meibiyaoraowanzilangfeishijian！
yiqianshikanzaitongxuetaitoubujianditoujiandefenshang，wocaimeilihuitangshiyaodetiaoxin。
kexianzai，dajiabaibashinianjianbushangyimiande，patazuoshenme？
womeilianmeipididiantou：“bijingwobuxihuanrangbierencaiwodeyisi！neiduofeijinga？”
“nishenmeyisi？nixiangshuowoxinyanziduoma？！”
tangshiyaobagaodeshengyin，dunshiyinlaizhongrendezhumu。
youhaojirenjiaotoujieer，sihuzaitanlunwomenguowangdeshiqing。
wolengxiao：“niyaozheimelijie，woyemeiyoubanfa！”
“你！”
tangshiyaoyipaizhuozi，gangzhunbeifahua，turanbaojiandemenbeirentuikaile。
yigesuoyourendoumeiyouxiangdaoderen，huranchuxianzaizhei。
是顾黎！
zhongrenqiqikanqu，youqiqikanhuidaotangshiyaodeshenshang。
tangshiyaomianseyihong，yegubushanggenwojijiaole，zhijiekuaibuzoushangqu，wanzhulegulideshoubei。
“qinaide，nizenmelaile？bushishuomeishijianma？”
就这么挽上了？！
zhongmukuikuizhixia，lianggerenjiuzheimeqinmidiwanzaileyiqi？！
yongdunmenpobujidaikaishidawodelian。
“guzongzheibushilaile？gangcaihaizaineilisuanlisuanqiderenni？zenmebuchulaibengdale？”
“kendingshiguzongbaimangzhizhongchoukonglaide！wojiushuotangbanhuaheguzonghaodehen！youxierenjiushijianbudebierenhao！”
“woshuoyouderena，biechibudaotaopushuotaopusuan，zheibu，xianzaibeidalianleba？haha！”
womeitoujinzhou，erpangyijingchuanlaileqitatongxuemendegongweisheng。
“zheibushiguzongma？gangcaijiutingdaotangbanhuataolunni，xianzaizongsuanshijiandaozhenrenle！”
“xinghuixinghui，ganxieguzongbaimangzhizhonglaicanjiawomenzheigexiaojuhui！woshi......”
“guzong......”
“guzong......”
zaiyishengshengguzongzhong，guliditoukanleyiyantangshiyao。
tangshiyaozeshimanlianjiaoxiu：“taoyan！zheilihaiyouzheimeduorenni！biexiangneixiebuzhengjingdeshi！wandianhuiqushuo！”
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