zhujiaojiaochenfenglijiajiadexiaoshuoshi《tiexueshengshou》，shizuozhenishuisuobianxiededoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi：weiaidingzuiruyu，sinianhouzaiduguilaiyichengdalao，qizijinghuang......
“chenxiansheng，womenzhiqiantaiduqueshiyousuobujia，zaiciwoxiangnidaoqian！lingwailinhaoruyoumaofan，woyetitaxiangnirengecuo！”
linlaowukeyifangdizitai，yilianchenken，jiezhekanxiangqinlao。
“qinlaoyisheng，woxiangzhidaozhiqianlinhaoyaoqingnimenshifashengleshenme？”
qinlaokanlelinhaoyiyan，meiyouyinmanshenme，jiangqingkuangyiwuyishishuoleyibian。
linhaozaiyipangliansebianleyoubian，jicixiangzhangkoubianjie，danduifangshuodedoushishishi，tagenbenwucongbianjie。
“妈，你看……”
linlaowujiuzhidaoyouqingkuang，muguangbuyouluozailelinlaotaitaishenshang。
linlaotaitaidenglelinhaoyiyan，hedao：“xiangchenxiaoxianshengdaoqian！”
“nainai，wo……”linhaohenbuqingyuan。
“道歉！”
jianlaotaitaiyouyaofahuodequshi，linhaozhihaorenzhenuhuo，mianchaochenfengdixiatou：“duibuqi，zhiqianshiwobudui，qingyuanliang！”
“chenxiaoxiansheng，xianzaikeyilema？”linlaotaitaimianwubiaoqing，chenshengdao：“zhiyaochenxiaoxianshengnengzhihaowojialaotouzi，wolaotaipoyeyuanyiweizhiqiandetaiduxiangnidaoqian！”
“chenfeng，ruguoninengbangdeshangmang，jiubangyixialaorenjiaba！”pangbiandelijiajiarenbuzhuquandao。
huashuodaozheifenshang，chenfengyebuzaijianchi，pielelinhaohelinlaotaitaiyiyan。
“nimenjizhu，wohuiqubushiyinweinimen，ershizuobudaojiansibujiu！”
linlaotaitailianseyijiang，youxiexiunao，danqueshenmedoubuganduoshuo。
……
楼上病房中！
guohuairenchuishouzhanzaibingchuangqian，kanzheqiqiaoyixuebuduan，qixijinhuquanwudelinlaoyezi，lianseshabai，hunshendouzaiduosuo。
chenfengjinquhoujingzhilaidaobingchuangqian，dakaiqinlaozaojiuzhunbeihaodeyinzhenbao，tanshouquchulianggen，chongbingrenquzhiyidan！
yigencijinmeixin，yigenzharuxiongkou！
jinjiezhe，chenfengshenchushouzhang，yituinazhishi，anxiangbingrenfubu！
“等等！”
jiuzaizheishi，guohuairenturankaikou！
“niburangwotuina，zijiquezheiyangzuo，ruguolinlaoyezizaiyoushenmeyichang，kejiubuguanwodeshile！”
tazhengchoumeidifangtuizerenni，chenfengzheiyilai，daoshizhenghao！
“nizheizhongren，jingrannengyuqinlaoqiming，zhenshiqiji！”
chenfengdandanpieletayiyan，shoushangdongzuoweiting，zhunquedeluozailelinlaoyezifubu。
guohuairenhaodaidiweizunchong，shengminghehe，beichenfengyanzhongneiyimobuxieqidezhiyutuxue。
“xiaozi，nirurentaishen，jintianniruonengzhihaolaoyezi，wolaotouzijinixiaguiketoudaoqiandouxing，danniruozhibuhao，heng……”
“meicuo！”linlaotaitaikanzhechenfengdedongzuo，meitoujinzhou：“zhiqiandehuawozhishuoleyiban，ninengzhihaolaotouziwoxiangnidaoqian，danwanyichulewenti，kejiubieguaiwolaotaipobujianglile！”
“好！”
chenfengmianluchaonongzhise，shouzhangweiweiyongli，yibingrenxiaofuweizhongxin，xiangwaikuosanxingtuinaqilai。
guohuairensihubufangxin，weileshoujichenfengshiwudezhengju，zhijiedakaishoujishipin，jinjincoushangluzhiqilai。
zheiqijian，zhenggebingfangdeqifenxiandewubijinzhang，jinhuxianruninggu。
suizhechenfengdetuina，linlaoyezineiyichangdeliansejingranrouyankejiandexunsuhuifuguolai，huxihexintiaoyezhujianbiandejunyunchenwen。
piankezhihou，linlaoyezilianseturanjijuchaohong，shentizhanlezhan，mengdezuoqishenlai，zhangkoupenchuyidaguanhongwuxue。
guohuairenzhenghaoshenzhenaodaizailuxiang，cubujifangxia，beipendemantoumanliandoushi。
xiayike，linlaoyezizhangzhangtulekouzhuoqi，zhengkaileyanjing。
“kuaikan，yeyexingle！”
“laoyezi，nixianzaiganjuezenmeyang？haiyoumeiyounalibushufu？”
“zhenshishangcangbaoyoua！laoyeshenweilinjiajiliang，minggedafudagui，jiuzhidaohuiduguonanguande！”
……
jianlinjiazhongrenyiwofengdeyaoweishanglai，chenfengzhoulezhoumei，huishoujiangyinzhenquhui。
“linlaoyezisuiranxinglai，binggenquehaishangliujifen，xuzaizhiliaoyicifangkequanyu！burandehua，meitianzhengwuziye，laoyezidouhuichengshouyifanfeirendetongku！”
tingdaozheihua，linjiazhongrendexiyue，dunshixiaojiandaban！
“neinizhijiebayeyezhihaobujiuxingle？”linhaobenjiuduichenfengxinhuaihenyi，cikezhuazhuhuabing，lenghengdao：“guyiliugebinggen，kongpashixiangyiciweiyaoxie，yousuotumouba？”
“neixing！nijiuqulingqinggaomingba！”
chenfengdandandepieleduifangyiyan，moranzhuanshenliqu，zoudaomenkoushi，youdunxiajiaobuhuitoukanleyiyanguohuairen。
“jizhunidehua，qianwoyiguiyiketou！”
guohuairenmanlianwuxue，langbeidaolejidian，ciketingdaochenfengdehua，shenquyizhan，dunshijianglidangchang。
qitarenjianchenfengjiuzheimeshuozoujiuzoule，lianhouxuzhiliaodefangandoumeiliuxia，yigegedunshiyouxiexinhuang，fennudedengxianglelinhao。
“chusheng！jianzhichengshibuzubaishiyouyu！”
lineryekanzhezijideerzi，qibudayichulai，taishoujiletayierguang。
“niyeyehouxuyaoshihaiyoushenmeshi，worangnihaokan！”
zheishi，linlaoyeziyishiyiwanquanqingxing，huodongleyixiashenti，manliandoushixinxi：“wozhei……shentihaole？”
“yeye，zheidoushiguolaoyishengdegonglao！”linhaojishicoushangqiandao。
taduiqizouchenfengdeshiqingyouxiexinxu，suoxingjianggonglaoyixiazituidaoleguohuairenshenshang。
“guolao，niduiyeyedehouxuzhiliao，meiwentiba？”
rucihaoshi，guohuairenqihuijujue，dangjilianliandiantou：“dangranmeiwenti，jiusifushangshiyizhedetianzhi，woqiganjugong，jiexialaidezhiliaozihuijiejinquanli！”
linlaotaitaimuzhongshanguoyisiyise，bingmeiyoukaikoujiechuanlinhao。
laotaitaibushuo，qitarenziranyebuhuiduozui。
zhiqianchenfengdeaorantaidu，shizairangtamenzheixieziyiweiguizuderenyouxiefangan。
linlaowumeitouweicu，zuibadongledong，zuihouhaishishenmedoumeishuo。
“哦？”
linlaoyezikanxiangguohuairen，lianshangbingwuganjizhiyi。
“guoyisheng，buzhiwozheishihebingzheng？”
“laoyezishixinnaoxueguanshangdewenti，jintianzheiweixianqiyiguo，jiexialaihenkuaihuikangfude！”guohuairenzixinmanmandeshuo，fangfoyiqiezhenshitasuowei。
“放屁！”
linlaoyeziliansezhouranyichen，manmunuse。
“nimenzhenyiweiwolaohutule？gaosunimen，woyishiyizhidouzaiqingxingzhe，jiuwodemingminglingyouqiren！”
“erqie，wodebingyejueduibushixinnaoxueguandewenti！”
“zhei……daodishizenmehuishi？”
shuodaozuihou，linlaoyeziyishileitingzhennu。
zhongrenjianci，qiqishayan，yigegejinruohanchan，sheiyebukenxianshuo。
“ba……”zuihoulinwuyerenbuzhu，wunaishangqian，jiangshiqingjingguokuaisushuoleyibian。
“linhao，shizheiyangma？”linlaoyezilianseyinchendekanzhelelinhao。
mianduilaoyeziyanlidemuguang，linhaobuyousuolesuobozi：“yeye，nishibuzhidao，nei**taixiaozhangle，genbenbubawolinjiafangzaiyanli，woshizaikanbuxiaqu，cai……”
“闭嘴！”
林老爷子勃然大怒。
“zuocuoshihaiqiangyanjiaobian，nigechusheng，likegunqujixiaoyishengdaoqian，napaxiaguiketouyedebarenzhongxinjiwoqinghuilai，buranwodaduannidetui！”
“爷爷……”
林浩顿时惊呆了！
“滚！”
linhaoliansehongyizhen，baiyizhen，jianlaoyezidongzhengedele，buganzaiduoyanbanfen，langbeidelikailebingfang。
“yigewumingxiaozieryi，laotouzi，zheiyangyouxiexiaotidazuoleba？”
linlaotaitaibujiedekanzhelaotou，manshizhezhoudelianshang，touzhejifenbuman。
“wotangtanglinjiaderen，zenmenengqingyixiangtarenxiaguiketoulaiqiqiuyuanliang？ruoshichuanchuqu，linjiayihouhairuhelizu？”
duiyuchenfeng，taxinzhongshizaibuxi，renzoujiuzoule，hexuzaiqulihui？
linjiaqitaren，xinzhongtongyangyouzhejifenbujie。
“zhinengshuonimenwuzhi！”
linlaoyezizhoumeisaolezhongrenyiyan，shenqingzhijianmanshiningzhong。
“zhidaowoweishenmeturanshengchuzheizhongguaibingma？”
zhongrenwenyan，dunshenghaoqi。
meicuo，laoyezipingshishentiyizhihaohaode，zenmehuituranshengchuzheiyangdeguaibing？
“zouhuorumo！woshizaiyanjiuneitaocanquedegongfashi，zouhuorumole！”
linlaoyezishenxiyikouqi，lianshangshanguoyisixinji，jieryouhuazuonanyiyanyudejidong。
“neigeyishengnengzhihaowo，jueduibushiyibanren，nianjiqingqingnenglijiurucichuzhong，shenhoukendingyougaorencunzai！ruguonengjiaohaota，duiwolinjiaeryan，huoxushigetiandadejiyu！”
“lingwai，woshangyoubinggencanliu，nimenbubarenqinghuilai，shixiangrangwosima？”
tinglaoyezizheimeyishuo，zhongrenzheicaiyishidaoleshiqingdezhongyaoxing。
biekanlaotounianjidale，queyijiushilinjiadejiliang，yidanchuxianbiangu，linjiayejiuwanle！
jiuzaizheishi，linhaoliansefabai，weiweisuosuodezoulejinlai，ditoudao：“yeye，renmeizhaodao！”
“ng？”linlaoyeziliansezhouranyichen。
linhaohaidexinshenzhandou，chadianguixia，huangmangjieshidao：“wozhuixiaqu，xingchendeyijingdaizhemeimeichuyuan，xianyibulikaile！yeye，ninzaijiwogejihui，woyidinghuibataqinghuilaide！”
tabupabuxing，laoyeziyiyanjiuding，shuodaduantadetui，shuobudingzhendehuizuo。
“那还不快去！”
linlaoyezilengheyisheng，suijimuguangsaoguozhongren。
“nimenyeshiyiyang，sheixianqinghuineigexiaoyisheng，jidagongyici！”
……
cike，chenfenghemeimeixiaoyu，zhengzuozailijiajiachenei。
xiaoyuxianzaihezhengchangrenwuyi，zhishishenzhiyousun，liuzaiyiyuanfanerbuliyukangfu。
suoyigangcongliulouxialaihou，tazhijieshoushiyixia，daizhemeimeichuyuanlikaile！
“chenfeng，nizhendebuhuijia？”
lijiajiatouguohoushijingkanlechenfengyiyan，yuyanyouzhi。
“家？”
chenfengyaoyaotou，zuijiaoluchuyisikuxiao。
“woxianzaihaiyoujiame？”
tazenmeyemeixiangdao，weiaidingzuisinian，huanlaidequeshiyiwusuoyou。
“neiniyebunengyizhizhuzaijiudiana？”
lijiajiatongguoganggangdejiaotan，yijingzhidaoleneiqing，youyuleshaoxu，tilegejianyi。
“nimeimeizheizhongqingkuang，zhujiudianshizaibutuo！buruzheiyangba，xianquwoneizhuzhe。fanzhengwozudefangzishisanshiyiting，lingwailianggefangjianbenlaiyaozuchuqude，jiubianyinileba！”
chenfengrenzhenxianglexiang，diantoudao：“yehao，jiudangwozude，buguozujinkenengyaoxianqianzhele！”
“qie，laotongxue，nitaibarenkanbianle！benguniangkebushineimexiaoqideren！”
……
daolelijiajiajiali，yiqieanzhituodang，chenfengzhufulijiajiabangmangzhaogumeimei，zhunbeihuijiabazijihemeimei，yijifumudedongxinachulai。
“chenfeng，quleqianwanbiechongdonga！”
lijiajiaduitaciquyouxiedanxin，teyitixingdao。
“放心吧！没事！”
chenfengdandanyixiao，kaimenerqu。
shiquyidongsancengbieshuqian，chenfengfushouerli。
kanzhezheidongfumujizijiliuxiadefangzi，kuobielesinianzhijiudejia，taxintouyouzheshuobuchudeziwei。
fangziweibian，renquebufucongqian。
bieshuqian，jiliangjiaocheyizipaikai，chuleliuwandebaoma，qizhongyiliangzhanxindebenchi，xiandegewaixingmu。
zhenzhenhuanxiaozhisheng，yinyincongbieshuneichuanlai。
shenxiyikouqi，chenfengdingledingshen，maibuzouleguoqu。
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