zhujiaojiaohuangxiaolongsongyurudexiaoshuojiaozuo《tianxiawudihuangxiaolong》，zheibenxiaoshuodezuozheshiwochoudaolinghunshenchusuobianxiededoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi：xiaonongminhundoushi！huiyishu！huiyiqie！......
huangxiaolongqianzhesongyurudeshoucongjijiuchexiangzouchulai，songyuruhenkuaijiuhongzhelianqingqingzhengkaile，fenlianxiashao。
huangxiaolongliezuiyixiao，songyurudexiaoshou，zhenshiyouhuayounen，kechengrouti，liuyouyuxiang。
zheishi，hongquantaohezoushi，haiyouyidaqunchengjingbianyi，zhijieweileshanglai。
“shenyi，zenmeyangle？”hongquantaohezoushiyikoutongshengdewendao。
suirantamenyijingbeihuangxiaolongdeyishuzhefu，danshuoshihua，xinzangdoutingtiaole，zheiyaoshinengzhihao，neikejiunitianlea。
“e~~haisuanshunliba。”huangxiaolongbuxiangyinqiweiguan，yincibianbuzhikefoudehuidadao。
qiahaozheigeshihou，liechebaozhandeshengyinxiangqi——
“lvkepengyou，benciliechedezhongdianzhanbinhaizhan，jijiangdaoda，qingnintiqianzhenglihaozijidexingliwupin，daochexiangliangduandenghouxiache，zaicitixingninjianchayixia，xinglijiashang，yimaogoushang，yijizuoxidexiamianshifouhaiyounindewupin，yimianzaihuangluanzhongnacuohuodiushi……”
“a！zhongyudaobinhaile！”huangxiaolonglveyouxiejidong，kuaibuchaozijidechexiangzouqu。
huidaochexiang，liecheyijingjiansukaozhan，huangxiaolongjiangzuoweishangdefanbubaobaotileqilai。
“shenyi，xialeche，wodadianhuarangsijiguolai，ninqushenmedifang，wosongninguoqu。”hongquantaoyinqindeshuodao。
huangxiaolongyaotoudao。“suanle，wobutanzheixiexiaobianyi。nimenjiubieguanwole，gezougelu，houhuiyouqi。neisha，nimenbushijialewoweixinme？daoshihouyoushenmeshengyi，zhijiezaiweixinshanglianxiwojiuhaole。”
hongquantaohezoushikeweishiyuerenwushu，yijingjianghuangxiaolongguiwei“shiwaigaoren”zhilie。
shiwaigaorenma，yibandoushiteliduxingde，mingzhequbajie，kongpahuinongqiaochengzhuo，zhinenggoucaiquyuhuizhanshu，tamenyejiubuganguofenjiuchanle，haozaijialehuangxiaolongdeweixin。
“wei~~huangxiaolong，nibushishuonizuidadeaihaoshizhuaguime？zenmeniyishuhaizheimelihaia？”cishidesongyuru，duihuangxiaolongdekanfa，yijingyoulefantianfudidebianhua，liechejijiangkaozhan，tajingshiyouleyixiebushe。
“e…yishume？qishichulezhuaguizhiwai，wohaiyouhenduocaiyihejinengni…buguangshiyishu，shenmeqinqishuhua，qimendunjia……wotongtongchusedangxinga。”huangxiaolongruowuqishideshuodao，tadeyuqizhongmeiyoukuazhangdechengfen，jiuhaoxiangshizaipingdanchenshuzheshishi。
shuowanzheijuhua，liechekaozhan，cheshangdechengkefenfenqiangzhexiache。
huangxiaolongyeganjinsanliangbuxialeche。
“nixianzaiyaoqushenmedifanga？”songyurutuizhexinglixiang，hehuangxiaolongbingjianzouzaiyuetaishang。
huangxiaolongmiaolesongyuruyiyan，faxianzijidedalaopobujinzhangdepiaoliang，shencaiyehenhao，qunbaixia，liangtiaoyangzhiyubandeqianqian**，zaiyangguangdezhaoyaoxiahuanfachuxuanmudeguangze。zhenggerenxiandeqingyoudanya。
songyurubeihuangxiaolongzhuoredemuguangkandelianjiafatang，danxinliquewufashengchuyisisifanganzhiyi，jiaochendao。“wennihuani，nidingzhewokanganmaya！”
“dalaoponizhenmei。woa，woyaoquzhaowojiujiua。”huangxiaolongjiakuaijiaobuchuzhan。
“yun，nibiezouneimekuai…nidengdengwoa！”songyuruzaihoumianzhuiganzhe，xiumouzhonglveguoyimoyouyuan，xinliqiji…‘nijiuzheimezoule？haikoukoushengshengdalaopo，niliangelianxifangshidoubujiwo，nizheiyangyouyisime！’
kanzhehuangxiaolongjianxingjianyuan，zijishizhuibushangle，songyuruzhongyubiebuzhule，dajiaodao。“wei！huangxiaolong！nideweixinhaoshiduoshaoa！”
zheiyijiao，simianbafangderenquanbuzhenjingle！shale！mengbile！daizhile！
nima，yigejipinxiaohuajidemeinv，juranzaidatingguangzhongzhixia，gongranxiangyigenongmindabandenanren，suoyaoweixinhao！zheishiyaoyuedejiezou？
huangxiaolongjiaobuyidun，zhuanshen，lianshangyouzheyimohunxiaozheyonglanhewanweidexiaorong。“dalaopo，womenshiyuanyanghudieming，suoyini，meibiyaoliuxialianxifangshi，womenzonghuizhongfengde，xiangxinwo，xiangxinyuanfen。haole，wozoule。duile，nidetuixinghenhaokan，xiacijianmiandeshihou，niyaoshichuangeyuwang**，heisishade，neijiu100fenle…”
shuowan，huangxiaolongjianburufei，henkuaijiuxiaoshizaisongyurudeshixianzhong。
“yuanfen？qisibaobaole！”songyuruhendeyayangyang。
conglaidouzhiyounanrenwentayaoweixinhao，tabuxiehuowanyanjujue，zheihuidaohao，zhudongquwennanrenyaoweixinhao，meixiangdaofanbeijujue！
zheikeshisongyurupotianhuangdiyicibeinanrenjujuea！
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buguohenkuai，songyurujiunachuzijideshouji，fankaixiangce，limianyouyizhangzhaopian，jingshipaidehuangxiaolong！
e~~zheishisongyuruzaihuocheshangchenhuangxiaolongbuzhuyi**de。
kanzhehuangxiaolongdezhaopian，songyuruneijingmeideyurongshuzhankailai，yanshenyufawenrouleqilai，nannanziyudao。“xiwang…nengzaijiandaoni。”
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youyuanyanghudiemingdenannv，yidanxiangyu，biranxiangai，chengweiqinglvshishuidaoqucheng，zheishitiandifazeziranguilv，yejiushishuo，yihouhuangxiaolonghesongyuru，xiangmeiyoujiaojidounan！
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taimuyikan，motiandashalincizhibi，yitiaotiaozong-hengjiaocuodejiedaoshangcheliangchuansuo，xingrenwanglaibuduan。
zheijiushishengsequanma，yeyeshengge，meinvruyundebinhaishi！
tianlan，haibi，yangguangzuiren！
shatan，yelin，fengqingzuiren！
nima，zheilidejinbihuihuang，denghongjiulv，kebushidashanlidexiaocunluonengbidea！
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huangxiaolongyibianzouyibiannachushouji，botongyigehaoma。
zheishitaqinjiujiudeshoujihaoma，zheicilaibinhaishi，huangxiaolongjiuzhunbeixiandaojiujiuneierluojiao。
电话通了——
“wei~xiaolonga，nijiujiuwoxianzairenmeizaibinhai，buguoniyoudizhihefangmenyaochi，nizijiguoquba。nidouzheimedale，jiujiuxiangxinninengzhaoguhaoziji。haole，bushuole，jiujiuzhengmangni，guale。”
“e~~~~~”huangxiaolongyouxiewuyu。
bashoujishouhao，congfanbubaobaoliquchuyizhangzhoubabadezhipian，shangmianxielegedizhi——
“lizhiquhuahujie4haolou18hao”
“jiujiuduiwoyetaibufuzeleba？”huangxiaolongqingqingyaotou。
suirantaxiaoshihouzaibinhaishidushu，yizhijiujisuzaijiujiujiali，keshiguojingqian，zaojiubujidelizhiquzainaer，gengbujidehuahujiezainaerle…
jiuzaizheishi，yiliangheisebiyadif3tingdaolehuangxiaolongshenqian。
jiashishilitanchuyigebancuntou，“xiaoge，qunaer？wosongniguoqu。”
“e~~~zheige…woxiangwenyixia，qulizhiquhuahujieduoshaoqian？”huangxiaolongkekeqiqidewendao。
“lizhiqua？lizheiertingyuande，zheiyangba，100kuaiqian。”bancuntouzhongniannanziliezuiyixiao。
“100kuaiqian？haoguia！”huangxiaolongjingdao。
“xiaoge，nizheishidiyicilaibinhaiba？100kuaiqianhaigui？wogennishuo，niyaoshidachuzucheguoqu，meiyou200kuainixiabuleche。”bancuntouyilianhanzhidexiaorong。“xiaoge，shangcheba，gejuebibuhuikengnide。”
zheicihuangxiaolongchulai，shenshangyemeidaiduoshaoqian，zaimeiyouzhuandaoqianzhiqian，ziranshinengshengyixiejiushengyixiele。
100kuaiqian，taiguile！
“suanle，wohaishizuogongjiaochehuozheditieba。”huangxiaolongzhengzhunbeizhuanshenlikai。
huran，huangxiaolongningmoukanxiangzheiliangbiyadif3dehoupaizuoyi。
zhijian，zaihouzuoshang，zhengzuozheyigebaiyinvzi！
zheibaiyinvziliansecanbai，lianshangdejifudoukuilanle，jikejiangu，toufaxiangdaocao，shetoushenchulaizhishaoyouyimizhang，dalebasuihuaxiaoheisan。tuchuyankuangshucundeyanzhuzizhigougoudepingshiqianfang。
‘woqu…zheisijishifumingkezhendaa，zaizheyigenvguikaiche…’huangxiaolongyonglianmindemuguangkanlekanbancuntouzhongniannanzi。
baiyinvzi，ziranjiushiguihunle，zhibuguobushuyuyuanhunheligui，yibanlaishuo，zheizhongguihundeyuanqibuqiang，erqiepayangguang，baitianbuhuiqingyichulaiyoucuan。
buguoni，dalebasan，jiubuhuipayangguangle。
dangran，tabuzhudongxianxing，heichesijishikanbudaotade。
“xiaoge，niburenshilu，zuogongjiaoheditie，genbendaobule。lailailai，shangche，gezaijiniyouhui20kuai。”bancuntouyaohedao。“80kuai！”
“nei…haoba…”huangxiaolonglakaihoupaichemen，zhijiezuanlejinqu。
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