《tianxiazhishi》dezhurengongshiluyumuwanqing，lanfengruxuechuangzuodezheibenxiaoshuo，xiaoshuoneirongfengfu，qingjiekourenxinxian，yinrenrumu，xihuanzheibenxiaoshuodeshumimenkuailaiyueduba！
erlingyipang，xiaoyueryegenzhekaikou：“waigong，wobuxianggenbabamamafenkai，nibuyaochaisantamenhaobuhao……”
“niyihouhuiyougenghaodebaba，youqianjinimaipiaoliangdeyifushanghaodexuexiao，guai。”
kandaowaisunnv，muzhongyouxintengleqilai。
quebuliaoxiaoyuermengdiyaotou，ranhoubaozhuleluyudetui：“wobuyaobiedebaba，woyebuyaohaokandeyifu，wozhixianggenwobabazaiyiqi！”
xiaoyuerdehua，rangluyuxintengbuyi。
wanyaobaoqinver，takanxiangmuzhong：“bofu，wozhidaoqinianqianwoyoucuo，keshizuocuole，zenmeyegaiyouyigemibucuowudejihuiba？”
“rujinwohuilaile，woyuanyimibu，yuanyiyongzhenggexiabanshengduiwanqinghao，weishenmenijiushibuxiangxinni？”
“yigechoujiaoshude，genzhenicuchadanfanma？”
muzhonghaobuyanshiyandidebiyiyubuxie。
luyuhaiyaozaishuo，muwanqingqueshiqiangxiandao：“jiusuancuchadanfan，zhiyaonengyijiarenzaiyiqi，woyezhizule。”
“你……你……”
muzhongdunshiqilegeyangdao，xiongkoujulieqifu：“haohaohao，jiranniyaojia，neiwojiuchengquanni！”
“bieguaiwomeishuoqingchu，renshiniyaojiade，yihouguodebuhao，buxuhuilai，woyebuhuijinizhunbeiyifenqiandejiazhuang！”
“wozijixuandelu，conglaijiumeiyouhouhuiguo。”
穆晚晴正色道。
“这可是你说的！”
muzhonghenhendengletayiyan：“jirannizhiyiyaojia，neiwojiuchengquanni！zheibatian，nijiuzhuzaijiali，congjialichumen。”
“zhibuguo，daoshihounichulezheigemen，jiubuzaishiwomujianv，woyaogennichediduanjuefunvguanxi。”
“songnichumen，jiudangshiwozheigezuofuqinde，weinizuodezuihouyijianshi！”
zuihouyijuhua，jihushicongyafengzhongjichulaide，shuowanzhihou，tahunshendouledou，zhenggerendoufangfolaolehaojisuiyiban。
daodishizijidenver，qinianqianbutinghuajiusuanle，rujinjuranhaizhiyiwunita，zheishizaishirangtashangtoulexin。
muwanqingyouxiebuganzhixin：“nizhendeyaogenwoduanjueguanxima？”
qinianqiantabeiganchujiamenshi，huasuishuodenanting，kedaodifunvliangyemeichedifanlian，erqiegangbeiganchuqudejigeyue，tahaishoudaolemuzhongpairensonglaideqian。
suiranhoulaimeiyoule，kedaodiqingfenhaizai。
errujin，juranyaoduanjueguanxi？！
“这是你逼我的。”
muzhongbilebiyan：“wobuxiangkanniguoneizhongkurizi，jiranniyaozhimibuwu，neiwozhinengyanbujianweijingle。”
shuodaozhei，tadunledun：“ruguonixianzaigaibianzhuyi，yihoutingwodeanpai，neinihaishiwodenver……”
“不！”
muwanqingsuiranxintongnanren，quehaishijianjuedeyaoleyaotou：“woshiren，shiyigedulidegeti，erbushinidekuilei，woderensheng，yidingyaowozaizijishouli！”
duanjuefunvguanxiguranrangtatongku，kezhenggehoubanshengdouyaorenrenbaibu，gengrangtabuhanerli！
“haohaohao，haoyigerenshengwozaizijishouli，wodengzhekannihouhuideneiyitian！”
muzhongyaoya，fuxiuerqu。
tayizou，muwanqinghunshendeliqidoufangfobeichouganleyiban，huanglehuangbiandaozaileluyuhuaizhong。
“你怎么了？”
陆羽大惊。
muwanqingshenshouzhuazhuletadexiuzi，youruzhuazhulejiumingdaocaoyiban：“luyu，congjinwanghou，wojiuzhiyounile，nidayingwo，zheibeizi，yongyuanbunengzailikaiwomen。”
weilexiaoyuer，tapofuchenzhou，dushanglezijideyisheng。
duishangtabeiqiwubideyan，luyuxinshenyizhen，wozhuletadeshouzhongzhongdiantou：“woluyuzaicifashi，jinshengjinshi，ruoganzaigufumuwanqingbanfen，bianrangwotiandaleipi，budehaosi！”
ruoshuozhiqiantaxuanzegenmuwanqingzaiyiqizhishiweilemibuzijiguoqudecuo，neicongzheiyikeqi，taqueshizhendeyouxiexihuanshanglezheigejianrendeguniang，xiangyaoduitahao，zhaogutayisheng。
tingzheluyudeqishi，muwanqingluchuleyimoqirandexiao。
buguanxinbuxin，tameiyouqitaxuanze，yemeiyoutuilule。
tingzheluyuhemuwanqingdeduihua，zhouweizhongrendouluchulejifenbiyizhitai。
benlaiyimujiadejiajinghetadezhangxiang，jiusuandaizhehaiziyeweibibunengjiageyouqianren，xiabanbeiziyishiwuyou，kepianpiannaozibuqingxing，feidejiayigechoujiaoshude，haiyincigenjiazuduanjueguanxi。
以后苦日子多着呢！
muhuixinyeshiyilianchaofeng，suihoubianqunaneitaofengguanxiapei，zuilidao：“ma，woqushishijiayi……”
suirantagengxihuanhunsha，buguozheitaoyifuzheimepiaoliang，chuanchuanyebushibukeyi。
“放开！”
turuqilaideyishenglihe，batahededalegeduosuo。
luyulengyankanzheta：“quanniyiju，bushuyunidedongxi，zuihaobiepeng，fouze，daijiajiangyuanyuanchaochunidechengshounengli！”
“shenmebushuyuwodedongxi？”
muhuixinpiezui：“zhengdanidegouyankanqingchule，zheixiepinlikedoushijiwode，neijiushiwode，woaichuanjiuchuan，niguandezhema？”
“liansheijidepinlidoubuzhidao，nijiuneimequeding，zheixiedongxishijinide？”
陆羽反问。
muhuixinyuefabuxie：“fanzhengbukenengshinizheizhongqiong**sijide，yebukenengshijimuwanqingzheirenjinkefude**，nizuihaoshaoguanxianshi。”
“buranwoneiweilailaogongzhidaole，rangnizenmesidedoubuzhidao！”
“呵呵。”
luyulengxiaoyisheng：“jirannibutingquan，neijiuyouniquba！”
“buguowohaishuoyaoshuoyiju，nishouzhongzheitaofengguanxiapei，naishichuzisuxiudajiazhishou，jiazhishangqianwan，nijiuzheimenaqushile，dengdaobarihou，xiapinzhirenqianlaiyingqu，dingranshiyaoxianqide。”
“daoneishi，wokanninashenmepei！”
“wodedongxi，peishenmepei？”
muhuixinfanlegebaiyan：“youxinqingcaoxinzheixie，buruxiangxiangbatianhoulaiquzhei**deshihouyaozenmeshouchangba！”
“tongshimujianver，woshilihongzhuangtaquehansuandebuxing，zezeze，xiangxiangjiujuedekeliana！”
shuodaozhei，tashangxiadaliangleluyuyiyan，luchuyimobuhuaihaoyidexiao：“kannizheiqiongsuande，gujiliantaoxiangyangdehunshadoumaibuqi，yaobuzheiyang，nijiwoguixiakegetou，woshangnijiqiankuai，rangnimaitaoxizhuangzaimaitaohunsha，qimabuzhiyuneimediuren？”
fanzhengmuzhongbuzai，tayebuyanshizijidezhenmianmule。
yipangdeliuyulangenzhexiaoleqilai：“aiyaxinxinniyezhenshide，zheiluyuhaodaiyeshinijiejiedelaogong，keyigetoucaijiqiankuaitaihansuanle。”
“fanzhengniyihoushiyaojiadaojingdoudangshaonainaide，jiudangkeliantamen，duojigejiqiankuaiba，haodairangtamenmailexinyifuhainengshengdianqianchidunhaodea！”
“也对。”
muhuixindiantou，kanzheluyu：“zenmeyang，keyigetoujiunengnajiwankuai，dingniyigeyuegongzile，haibukuaigui？”
“nimenbietaiqifuren！”
穆晚晴大怒。
“wozheishikannimenmeiqian，bangnimenni，zenmejiujiaoqifurenle？”
穆慧欣一脸得意。
“你……”
muwanqinghaiyaozaishuo，quebeilanzhule。
luyulazhetayaoleyaotou：“goufeieryi，buyongzaiyi，bijingbeigouyaole，zanmenyebunengyaohuiqubushi？”
“zheijitiannigenxiaoyuerjiuzaijialihaohaodaizhe，hunlidesuoyoushiqingdoujiaojiwolaiban，nibuyongcaoxin，zhiguandengzhemeimeidezuoxinniangjiugoule，zhidaoma？”
“jizhu，woyidinghuijiniyigejueshiwushuangdehunli！”
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