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第14章
夜风微凉。
tiankongxiaqilexililidexiaoyu。
wangnannanshishendikanzheshouji，chendongdehuixinfangfolidaocizailetadexinzangshang。
“jie，jinquba，renjiahaidengzheni。”wanghaobingbuzhidaoweixindeshi，cuicudao。
wangnannantaishou，cadiaoyanjiaodeleihen，zouxiangcanting，huanhuanyangtoukanxiangmenglongxiaoyudeyekong，juewangyixiao：“zhongjiuhaishiwoyigerenkangxialesuoyouma？”
餐厅里有些昏暗。
menglonghunhuangdedengguang，peishangshuhuanyouyangdeyinle，rangzheicantingchengleqinglvmenyuehuidezuijiachangsuo。
jiaoluoli，laoliyonglandikaozaishafashang，shibushidimoyibadizhonghaidetoufa，kanzhezhaopianzhongdewangnannan，luchule**dexiaorong。
tadenianling，jiehunyijingsuanshichaojiwanhunle。
dantabujieyi，yebuxiangjiehun，yinweitahaimeiwangou。
tadejiejiejialegeyouqianjiefu，jiejiehejiefudebangfu，rangtadeshenghuotiaojianhenyouyue。
zhiqianzaidingtaidanglaozongdeshihou，tajiuliyongzhiquan，meishaoqianguizenvxiashu，napadingtaibeijiefumaidiao，tayeduijiefuyinmanletianjiaheyuedeshi，diertianjiudaolejiefudelingyijiagongsijixudangguanliceng。
jiehunjiuyiweizhefuze，tamingmingnenghaowugujidewannvren，pingshenmeyaoweileyikeshu，fangqizhengpianshulin？
jinwanzhisuoyidayingxiangqin，yeshiyinweitakanzhezhaopianshangdenvrenzugoumeilidongren，qileyiyangdexinsi。
ruguonenghuadianqian，wanyiwanshang，helebuweini？
“nihao，qingwennishilixianshengma？”
wangnannancumeikanzhemianqiandelaoli，xinshengqiangliedeyane。
nianlingda，tuding，shencaixingxiangjicha，gangcaitahaiqinyankandaolaoliduizhetadezhaopianluchuneiyangdexiaorong。
gengguanjiandeshi，yanqiandelaonanren，haishichendongdedingtoushangsi。
zheiyiqie，rangtawubikangju。
“nishiwangnannan？”laolikandaowangnannan，dengshiyanqianyiliang，yizhenshishen。
wangnannanqueshihenpiaoliang，buguanshishencairongmaohenianling，doushinvrenzuihuangjindeshike。
buguo，laolihaishihenkuaihuiguoleshen，guzuoshenshideqishenweiwangnannanlakaileyizi：“wangxiaojieqingzuo。”
wangnannanqiaoliandanmo，luozuoxialai，dandandehuileyiju“xiexie”。
duici，laolibingbujieyi，weixiaozheluozuohou：“xianziwojieshaoyixia，wojiaolidabao，wangxiaojiezhenrenkebizhaopianpiaoliangduole。”
wangnannanlimaodexiaolexiao。
啪！
laolidalegexiangzhi：“fuwuyuan，diancan。”
congfuwuyuanshouzhongjieguocaidanhou，tabianjiangcaidandidaolewangnannanmianqian，ranhouzhizoulefuwuyuan。
“wangxiaojiexihuanshenmedoujinguandian，womaidan。”
wangnannannaqicaidan，yemeiyoudiancaidexinsi，suiyideliulanzhe，tazhishibuxiangkanzhelaolineizhangyouniqie**delaolian，tongshiyezaisisuozhehuixuandebanfa。
turan，yizhidashoufumodaolewangnannandeshoubeishang。
wangnannanjiaoquyizhan，hedehuarongshise，jimangwanghouyikao：“lixiansheng，niganma？”
“wangxiaojiedeshou，kezhennenzhenhuaya。”laolisexiaozheshouhuileyoushou，haifangzaibijianwenlewen，duiwangnannandejinghubingbuzaiyi，ershidanrandishuo：“shuoba，kaigejia？”
“什么？！”
王楠楠惊呆了。
“kaigejia！”laolilandezaiyanshixiaqule，“jinwanwoyaodedaoni！”
轰隆！
wangnannanqiaolianshabai，ruzaoleiji。
这不是相亲吗？
yiguqiangliedequruganhongranbaofa。
ta“pa”dejiangcaidanshuaizailezhuoshang，lengshengdao：“lixiansheng，nishizaiwuruwoma？ruguonidaizhezheiyangdechengyilaidehua，woxiangzheichangqinjiumeibiyaoxiangxiaqule。”
“shaozhuangle，niyiweilaozijiaoniwangxiaojie，shilimaoma？”laoliguguaiyixiao。
wangnannanmengdifanyingguolai，xiaojie......haiyoulingyigeyisini！
tadeshenqingdouranlengdaolejidian，yigunuhuoxiongyongerqi。
“nizheizhongnvren，laozijianduole，dazhexiangqindemingyi，gandeshidangwobuzhidaoma？”
laoliziguzidixiaozheshuo：“neigexingzhangdelaoniangmenshilaobaoziba？aiyowodetian，tagenwojieshaonideshihou，yijuyigeqianzi，henbudezhiyaowofuqian，talimajiubanisongdaowojiaside，jiuzheiyangle，nihaigenwozhuangshenmezhuang？”
wangnannanqiaoliandabian，meimushunjianfanqilewuqi。
madaodishizenmejieshaode？
woshitadenvera！tazenmenengzheimeshuo？
zheiyike，wangnannanxinrudaojiao，naoziliyipiankongbai。
“baoqian，woxianzoule。”jinshengdelizhi，rangtalengbingbingdiuxiayijuhua，zhuanshenjiuzou。
然而。
laolituranbaoqi，yibazhuaizhulewangnannandeshouwan：“zoushenmezou？wodingshangdeliewu，nihaixiangpaole？”
“啊！放开我。”
wangnannanchedihuangle，naozilituranxiangdaolechendong，shishengjianjiaoqilai：“lidabao，wokeshinigongsichendongdelaopo！”
“bieluanjiao，nijinchigeshenmejing？bujiushiyaoqianma？”
laoliyijiubuyiburao，yitingdaowangnannanshichendongdelaopo，dengshiyanjingdouliangle：“haoa，chendongneixiaozihaigangenwohaoheng，talaopoganzheizhongshi，tatoushangdoushiqingqingdacaoyuanleba？”
zaizheizhiqian，tabingbuzhidaowangnannantaiduodexinxi，erqiechendongzaidingtaigongzuodesannian，wangnannanyemeiyouquguogongsi，suoyilaoligenbenjiuburenshiwangnannan。
buguo，xianzaiyoulechendongzheicengguanxi，gengshijiandingletajinwanbixudedaowangnannandexiangfa。
zheiyesuanshiduichendongdebaofu！
laolichangkuangxiaozhe，fanshoucongkuabaolitaochulesantahouhoudechaopiaozazailewangnannandehuaili：“zheiliyousanwan，doujini！”
“王八蛋，禽兽！”
wangnannanzhale，wuguanjinhuniuqudepinmingzhengzhaqilai，henhendinaqichaopiaozazailelaolidelianshang。
suoyoudequru，suoyoudenuhuo，suoyoudeweiqu，zheiyikehongranbaofa。
laolicubujifang，beisantachaopiaozalian，“a”deyishengcanjiao，liangqianghoutui，tongshisongkailewangnannan。
wangnannandakuzhe，zaizhongrenzhushixia，paochulejiudian。
aodicheli，wanzhewangzherongyaodewanghaotaiyanjiukandaowangnannankuzhepaolechulai，dengshiyijing。
tajimangxiache，chongleshangqu：“jie，chushenmeshile？”
“别跟着我！”
wangnannansixinliefeikuhaoleyisheng，zhijiepaole，liuxiawanghaoyilianmengbi。
yuxiadegengdale，shibushihaiyouzhaleixiangqi。
wangnannanyilupao，yiluku，renpingyushuidashilequanshen，wubilangbei。
jinwandeyiqie，rangtashoujinquru，huidiaoletadezixinhejiaoao，rangtajuewangdaoxiangzisha。
zhongyu，tapaoleile，yi**zuozailemalubianshang。
kanzhekongdangdangdemalu，tahuranbuzhidaoqunale，fangfobeiquanshijiepaoqileyiyang。
huran，tayanzhongfanqileyisishencai。
jimangtaochushouji，botonglechendongdedianhua。
嘟......
dianhuagangxiangqi，bianbeiduifangguadiao。
wangnannanbusixin，jixuboda，danxiangleyishenghou，jiuzaicibeiguaduan。
zhongfujicihou，leiyanmenglongdiwangnannanzhongyushoubulele，zhaodaolechendongdeweixin，faleyitiaoweixinguoqu。
“chendong！nijiuzheimejueqingma？haodaishifuqiyichang，nilianjiewodianhuadeyongqidoumeiyouma？woxuyaoni，woxiangnipeipeiwo！”
denglewufenzhong，weixinyijiumeihui。
wangnannanbutingdichouqi，jiaoquzhandou，kanzheshoujipingmu，yaoleyaoyazaicifaleyitiaoweixin。
“peipeiwohaoma？jieyixiawodedianhuayehaoa。nizhidaowojinwanxiangqinduixiangshisheima？shinigongsilaozonglidabao，taxiangwuruwo，tabawodangxiaojie！”
youshimanzhangdedengdai，dangwangnannankuaichedibengkuideshihou，weixinzhongyuhuile。
叮！
“zhenshini**nide！”
chuzufangli，huifulewangnannandeweixinhou，chendongdeliansenankandaolejidian，xiongqiangyayidelihai。
tamizheyanjing，fanzhehanguang，youshouwozheshouji“kaka”zuoxiang。
“是羞辱我吗？”
ninandetongshi，tanaqishoujibotonglelonglaodedianhua。
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