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第1章
“fanrenwangdongyinzaiyuzhongbiaoxianlianghao，huodejianxingzige，tiqianchuyu。”
xiyangjianluo，jinghaijiaoqudejianyudamenhuanhuandakai。
shushitejingyouxuliezailiangce，heqiangshidan，quanshenguanzhu。
zheishizhenggexinandiquzuisenyandejianyu，quanguozuigaodengjidezhongxingfan，douguanyazaizheili。
“恭喜东哥出狱！”
“恭喜东哥出狱！”
dalaonei，neixieqiongxiongjiedezhongxingfankanzheyanqianzheigezhangxiangqingshou、xiaorongsuihedenianqingren，fenfenguidaozaidi，shengyinzhengqihongliang。
youjigexiongsheneshadedahanshenzhidongrongqilai，mozheyanlei：“dongge，womenhuixiangnide！”
lingrennanyixiangxiang，jiujingshishenmeren，jingrannengrangzheibangzaiyuwaichizhafengyun、shixuerumingdewangmingturucijingwei。
“xinglexingle，douqilaiba！”
wangdongsuiyihuilehuishou，qingmingdeyanzhongluchuyisixiaoyi：“nimenhaohaofuxinggaizao，yaoshirangwozhidaosheiganbutinghua，xiaoxinhuilaichounimen！”
“shi！donggefangxin！womenyidinghaohaogaizao！”
“dongge，nizheicichuqu，jidebangwozhaozhewoneibangxiaodia。”
“laoda，jidequbangwokankanxiaoyizi，laozixiangsitale......”
“qunimeide，xiaoyizinidoudianji？dongge，jidequgenwomeimeichuduixianga，takeshijinghaishiyoumingdemeinvyisheng！”
“nimeimeisuanshenme？wozhinvkeshijinghaidaxuexiaohua，dongge，gentachu！”
“滚蛋！”
wangdongxiaomayisheng，bailebaishou：“zoule！”
yizhongrendemuguangqishuashuadisuizhewangdongdebeiyingyidong，musongtalikai。
wunianqian，wangdongbeijianrensuoxianhai，bujinjitiaorenmingwuyuanwugukoudaotadetoushang，yichaoruyu，hailuodegejiaporenwangdexiachang。
meixiangdaotazaiyuzhongbingweiziganduoluo，bujinyuyigebaifalaozhexiangshi，chuandetayishenyishu，haiyinweiyishenyishu，yuyuzhongfanrendachengyipian，chenglejianyulichetoucheweidetouer。
xiangdaobaifalaozhe，wangdongshuangyanbuyouweiweimileqilai，neilaotouzongshidadalielielalilatade，meishibushikoujiaoyajiushitaoerduo，queshifendeshenmi。
tacengjingpangqiaocejiwenguodianyuzhanglaotoudeshenfen，dianyuzhangqueyilianmengbidiwentashibushiyanhuale，jianyuzhonggenbenjiubucunzaizheigeren！
talijifanhuilaofang，xiangyaozhaolaotouwenqingchu，laotouqueyijingxiaoshile。
zhiliujiwangdongyizhangzhitiao，yaowangdongbantazuoyijianshi。
zhiyushenmeshi，shuoshijidaolewangdongzihuizhidao。
buguozhijuegaosuta，yilaotoudeniaoxing，kendingbuhuishishenmehaoshi！
“laotou，niyakebiekengwo，yaoshiqingyouweixian，xiaoyediyigexianpao。”
wangdongpiepiezui，chulejianyudamen，zanshijianglaotoudiudaoleyibian。
“wunianle，zhongyuzaijianguangmingle！”
beizhepojiudedanjianbao，taiyankanlekanjiuweideritou，zhangzhangdixileyikouqi。
taxiangnianyuwaidekongqitaijiule。
“zheijiushiziyoudeweidaoa......”
“吱——”
“嘭！”
haimeikaitanwan，shenhouhuranyizhenjichachedeshengyin，budengwangdonghuitou，tazhenggerenjiufeileqilai，yigegouchishizhijieshuaijinlelubiandehuatan。
我靠！
gangchuyudianerjiuzheimebei？zheishiyaogaonayang？！
wangdongpaqilai，gangyaopokoudama，jiukandaoyigepiaoliangnvrenxiache，huanghuangzhangzhangdixiangtapaoguolai。
“duibuqi，nizenmeyang？youmeiyounalishoushang？”
“你——”
neiju“**zenmekaichede”beiwangdongyingbiehuiqu，tayanshenfazhi，mengditunletunkoushui。
nvrendixiongyijiangxingzhuanggouledeqiadaohaochu，hongsechenshanjiangjifuchentuodegengbai。
yihongshengfeng，fubairuoxue，liangxianghuying！
wangdongzuoweiyigenanren，haishiyigewuniandoumeizenmejianguonvrendenanren，huxiyizhi，bixuejihudouyaopenchulai。
“nishoubeishangdaole，wozheijiusongniquyiyuan！”
liuqingchengwanquanmeizhuyidaowangdongdebiaoqing，lazhuwangdong，manlianqianyihejinzhang，zhuanshenjiuyaoqukaiche。
zheixiawangdongcaihuiguoshen，zhuyidaozheinvrenbujinshencaijiyouliao，zhangxiangyeshiyijue。
youqishineishuangdanfengyan，jirenyizhonggaoguiqinglengzhigan，eryanxiayikeleizhi，queyoupingtianlejifenjiaorou。
liangzhongdaizhechongtudetezhitongshichengxianzaitongyizhanglianshang。
binglengerrouruodeqizhidiezaiyiqi，jirenyizhongwanquanwufadidangdemeigan。
“bie！biedong，wozaikanyihui！”wangdonglianmanglanzhunvren。
liuqingchengyihuo：“kanshenme......”
tazheicaifaxianwangdongmuguangdingzhededifang，dangjiqiaolianyihong，fanshoujiushiyibazhang。
“臭流氓！”
tazhanqishen，zhuanshenjiuxiangzhehaochezouqu。
wangdongjianzhuang，zhijiejiudidagun：“aiyo，meinv，woyaoteng，nigangcaikenengbawodeshenzhuanghuaile，nikuaisongwoquyiyuan，zheibunengdangede。”
“lai，nikuaiguolaifuwoyixia，woshishuozhende。”
liuqingchengqideyaoyaqiechi：“woguanni，qusi！”
wangdonghaixiangshuoshenme，jiuzaizheishi，jiliangyueyechehuranfengchidianchedishiguolai，dazhequanjiangliuqingchengweizaizhongjian！
cheshangluxuyoushijigerenxialai，gegemiansebushan，huanhuanchaozheliuqingchengweilongguolai。
liuqingchengxianranshigenzheibangrenrenshi，biaoqingshunjianbiandefangbeijinzhang。
weishoudegaogeziyilianhuaixiao，haobuyanshididaliangzheliuqingchengaotuyouzhideshencai：“liuxiaojie，wangnapaoa？”
liuqingchengyaoyadao：“woyijingbahuashuodehenqingchule，xiangrangwodaying，juebukeneng！”
“liuxiaojie，hebini？bujiushigenwomenlaodashuiyijuema？youbudiaokuairou。”
“jiushi，nizhuangshenmechuna？zhiqianweilezuoshengyi，gujiniyemeishaogenrenshangchuangba？zenmedaolewomenlaodazheier，jiuniuniunieniede，wanyuqinguzongna？”
“那没必要。”
nanrenmenhongtangdaxiaoqilai。
liuqingchengyaozhebochun，sisizuanzhequantou，qiaolianshangchongmanxiufenhejuewang！
jinriliujiayudaoweiji，tajintianbenlaishihexuelangjituandezongcaitanhezuo，meixiangdaoduifangjingranqituduitabugui，yaotayipeishuiweidaijia，caidayingqianhetong。
tahuangluanzhongjiangguntangdekaishuipozaiduifangshenshang，caideyitaotuo。
meixiangdaohaishibeizhuishangle......
都怪那臭流氓！
liuqingchengdengleyiyanwangdong。
ruobushitadanglelu，zijizenmehuibeizhuishang？
gaogezizouguolai，nielenieliuqingchengdeliandan，semimidao：“niyaoshihaipa......”
liuqingchengtongkongyisuo，shenzidoulexia，qiangchengzhelizhi，zhuanshenjiuyaotao。
shenhourenyibachezhutaxiuzi，dashouzaita**shanghenhennieleyiba，jiezhejiuyaochekaitadechenshan。
“**......fangkaiwo！”
kandaoliuqingchengdexiangjian，neirenjiuxiangshielangjiandaolerou，yanzhongdoumaozhelvguang！
kanzheanjingkongkuangdemalu，liuqingchengxinliyongchuyigujuewang！
tabishangyanjing，xinyesuizhichenrugudi。
duolezheimejiu，zhongjiuhaishimeinengduoguoquma？
“wei，xiongdi，nimenjiejuezijidewentizhiqian，nengbunengxianrangwojiejueyixiawodewenti。”
“zheiweimeinvgangcaizhuanglewo，haimeiyoupeichangni！”
huran，yidaoxixuedeshengyincongtoudingchuanlai！
zhongrenlengleyixia，mangtaitoukanqu。
zhijianwangdongzhengzuozaiyueyechedechedingshang，zhizhetiaotui，jinjinyouweidikanzhetamen。
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