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第一章分爸妈
“nanxi！biepa！youwozai，meirennenggoushanghaini！a！”
zaluandechuwujiannei，hunmilesanniandeluqianfanxiangshicongemengzhongjingxing，dajiaoyishengqizidemingzihouhuanhuanzhengkaileyan。
tazuozhishenzi，huodongleyixiajihutuihuadesizhi，huansandemuguangjianjianyoulejiaodian，huangusizhou，yiqiedourucishuxi。
ziruzhuixiajiazhiriqi，luqianfanjiuyizhishuizaizheili。
sannianqian，taweilebaohuqizixiananxi，beiyiliangfeichideqichezhuangchenglezhiwuren。
suiranshenbunengdong，koubunengyan，danluqianfanquenengtingjianwaimiandeshijiefashengleshenme。
zaizheiduanhunmiderizili，yizhishiqizizaizhaoguta，qijianbuzhiduoshaorenquanguoxiananxiganjinshuaidiaozheigebaofu。
danxiananxidoumeiyouzheimezuo，duitayizhibulibuqi！
zheirangluqianfanwubigandong。
luqianfanbenshiyandoulujiaershaoye，zaodageluyuanhaoheweihunqijiangqingchenglianshousheji，dachengzhongshanghourengjinlejiangli。
ketamenbuzhidaodeshi，luqianfanhaiyoulingwaiyigeshenfen，neijiushishenyaogegezhu！
shenyaogeshijianxianyourenzhi，keanzhongquecaokongzhejihuzhenggeshijiedeyiyaomingmai！
zaichenrujiangzhongdezuihouyike，luqianfantunxialewanjinnanqiudetianyuanxumingdan，zheicaimianqianghuolexialai。
danqueyinweitoubushoudaozhongchuang，yizhishenzhibuqing，liulangdaolejiangchengkaoqitaoweisheng。
qiafengxiananxishenraneji，xiajiaqinglaiyimingsuanmingxiansheng，suanchuluqianfanbenmingyanghuoxingwangkedangxiananxiyinjizhizheng，suihoubianruzhuixiajia。
zaixiajia，luqianfanshoujinbaiyanyuqiru，renrenbatadanggouyibankandai。
weiyouqizixiananxiyirenduitahao。
zhengyinruci，jibianluqianfansannianqianshenzhibuqing，danzaiweixianlailinzhiji，tadiyifanyinghaishidangzaiqizishenqian，weitaqusi！
chehuodaozhiluqianfanhunmilesannian，queyerangtaxiangqilesuoyoudeshi。
“luyuanhao，jiangqingcheng，nimenzheiduigounannv，wobuhuifangguonimende！”luqianfanyanzhonghanmangshanshuo。
啪嚓。
ciwanluozaidishangshuaichenglesuipian，wanlidezhousaleyidi。
xiananxibuzhiheshichuxianzaimenqian，chuanzheyitiaokuansongdejujiazhangqun，luchudeshoubeihexiaotui，xiaoshouderangrenxinteng。
tazhengzhengdikanleluqianfanshijimiaohou，leishuibuzijuediyongchu。
“qianfan，nizhongyuxingle！”xiananxizuodaochuangqian，shenqingjidong。
“laopobieku，wodebingyijingquanhaole，yihoujiulundaowozhaogunile。”luqianfantongyangjidongdishuodao。
sannianlai，weilezhichengzheigejia，xiananxichiletaiduodeku，shouletaiduodeweiqu！
congciyihou，tabuhuirangqizizaizheimexinkule！
“nizhendechedihaole？”xiananxikanzheluqianfanqingchedeshuangyan，huranganjueyoudianermosheng。
“dangranshizhende！buguonifangxin，wohaishineigeyuanyiweinifuchuyiqie，naizhishengmingdeshazi！zheiyidian，yongyuandoubuhuibian！”luqianfanxinshidandandibaozhengdao。
“qianfan！”xiananxiwenyanbiziyisuan，zaicileishuikuangyong，jinjinbaozhulezhangfu。
jiuzaizheishi，qiaomenshenghuranxiangqi，xiananxiqishenzhufuluqianfanxiuxiyihuierxianbiechuqu，zijicaganleyanleipaoqukaimen。
“jie，jitianbujian，niyoumeiyouxiangwomena？”xiadongchengdaizheqiziwangzilianzhanzaimenqianxiaozheshuodao。
“shaopinzui，jinlaizuoba。”xiananxikanzhebuxuewushudedidiwubitouda，danyoubunengjuzhimenwai。
xiadongchenghewangzilianjinwuzuodaoleshafashang，likebaichuyifudayemoyang，yankanzhexiananxijitamenxishuiguo，quewanquanmeiyoubangmangdeyisi。
shenzhi，muguangzhonghaiyouxiebunaifan，xiantadongzuotaiman。
“dongcheng，jintianlaishiyoushenmeshima？”xiananxijiangxiganjingdeshuiguofangzaichajishangkaikouwendao。
“wojintianlaishiyouyigehaoxiaoxigaosunihebama，zilianta，huaiyunle！”xiadongchengxiaozheshuodao。
“zhendema？neikeshizanmenjiadedaxishia！”xiananxiyetididikaixin，ganjincongyifukoudailinachuyiqiankuaiqiandileguoqu。
“dongcheng，zheiyiqiankuaiqiannixiannazhe，jiudangshijiejinimenhaizidediyifenjianmianli。”
“caiyiqiana…”xiadongchengwangzhebobodeqianbi，wubixianqi，danzuizhonghaishishoulexialai。
“jinshibutongwangri，jiejieyeyounanchu。”xiananxiyilianweinan。
taxianzaizijijingyingdegongsi，yijingdaolepochanbianyuan。
“nanchu？ruguojienizhen.juedekunnan，jiuganjinbaneigebansibuhuodefeiwudiuchujiamenba！”
“zhiyaomeiyouta，jiangchengyoudeshigongziqiaochuxiangquni。”
“jiaruhaomen，yiqiewentibujiuyingrenerjielema？”
夏东城开口提议道。
xiananxiwenyandanu：“dongcheng，nijiwobizui！wozaishuoyici，qianfanshiwozhangfu！wulunheshi，wodoubuhuipaoqitade！”
“luqianfanbenlaijiushigeshazi，huozheyezhinenglunweitarenxiaobing，haiburuyisilezhini！”xiadongchengbuyiweiran。
“goule！nishuowanlema？shuowanjiukeyizoule！”xiananxilengzhelian，xialezhukeling。
wangzilianzheishijizhangfushilegeyanse，xiadongchenghuiyiganjindao：“jie，wogangcaishikaiwanxiaode，nibieshengqi，wojintianlaishiyoubiedeshizhaoni。”
“shuo。”xiananxiyuqishengyingtuchuyigezi。
“qishiwojintianlai，shixianghenifenyixiajia。”xiadongchengdao。
“fenjia？nixiangzenmefen？”xiananximianwubiaoqingdiwendao。
“wozhidaoxianzaigongsihenbujingqi，suoyiqiandeshiwomenjiuxianbutile。”xiadongchengdao。
“buyaoqian？neinixiangfenshenme？”xiananxinaizhexingziwendao。
“woxiangxiangennifenyixiamaba。”xiadongchengdao。
“hunzhang！nishuoshenme！？”xiananxizaicizhanleqilai，qidequanshenfadou。
raner，xiadongchengquebingmeiyoutingxiadeyisi，jixushuodao：“jie，zilianhuaiyunlexuyaoyourenzhaogu，suoyiwoxiangbamajiewomenneierquzhu。”
“batashentiyizhibuhao，dannixianzaiqimahaijingyingzheyigegongsi，qinggebaomukendingmeiwenti。”
“suoyi，bajiujixuliuzaizheiliba。”
xiadongchenghuayingangluo，zhiting‘pa’deyisheng，tadelianshangduoleyigezhangyin。
xiananxijuzheshoulengzaiyuandi，tatingledidi‘fenbama’deyanlunzhenshiqibudayichulai，danhaimeilaidejidongshou，quebeihuranchongchulaideluqianfanqianglexian。
“luqianfan！？”xiadongchengchijinglejimiaohou，henshengdao：“nizheigeruzhuiwoxiajiadegouza.zhong，jingrangandongshoudawo！？”
“nandaonibugaidama？lianfenbamazheizhongchushengburudehuadoushuodechukou，niyepeidangren！？”luqianfanlengyandengzhexiadongchengdao。
cike，tamuguangzhongshanshuodelengguang，toushezhechegudehanyi，rangxiadongchengbuzijuediwangershengwei。
yanqianzheigerenzhendeshizijineigeshajiefuma？
xiadongchengbuganheluqianfanduishi，buzijuedirenlesong。
jiuzaizheishimenkaile，chumenliuwanershunbianmaicaidehuminhezhangfuxiataoxiangbanergui。
fuqierrenyijinmen，kandaosuxingdeluqianfantongshidoulengzhule，yanzhongmanshijingya。
“ma，nikeyaoweiwomenzuozhua！”wangziliankuzhepaoxiangpopoqiuzhu。
“zilianbieku，fashengshenmeshile？”huminzhejidiwendao。
“wohuaiyunle，dongchengxiangjieninhebaquwomenneierzhuliangtianqingzhuyixia，kezheixingludejingranbutongyi！”
“tapaninbuzai，meirenjitazuofan！meirensihouta！”
“dongchengqibuguogentachaoleliangju，jieguotajingrandaledongchengyierguang！shizaitaiqifurenle！”
wangzilianshengleijuxia，yifuchuchukeliandewuzhumoyang。
huminwenyandunshihuomaosanzhang，yirengcailan，zhizhichaoluqianfanzouleguolai。
“ma，nitingwoshuo，shiqingbushizheiyangde…aiya…”xiananxishangqianxiangyaokaikoujieshi，quebeiqijibaihuaidemuqinyibatuidaozaidi。
啪！啪！
huminhenhenchouleluqianfanlianggeerguang！
“womenbaichibaiheyanglenizheimeduonian，meixiangdaojingranyangchugebaiyanlang！”
妻子挪用八千万给白月光，我亮出千亿身家
zuozhe：xianzhuanyigexiaomubiaozaishuo
栏目：都市
妻子为私教怀三胞胎，我反手送他坐牢
作者：燕云十八嘤
栏目：都市
妻子转走五百万，我让她净身出户背债三千万
zuozhe：buzhuanyigeyibushoushou
栏目：都市
她死后，朋友圈更新了
作者：超爱苏打水
栏目：都市
婚前庆祝，竟是她与闺蜜三人狂欢
作者：代天之手
栏目：都市
我净身出户那天她疯狂嘲笑，后来我开豪车她捡垃圾
作者：月满重楼
栏目：都市
