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第13章
“ba，ninbieshengqi，wohuiquyidinghaohaojiaoyuzheixiaozi！”baidonglinganjinqishenshuodao。
laoyeziyidabanianjile，zaiqichugesanzhangliangduanlaikejiumafanle。
baishoutingkanleyiyanbaidonglin：“nimenyaoshiliangezhuixudou**buhao，haiburulihunsuanle！”
离婚？
baisusuzhenjingdekanxianglebaishouting，meixiangdaoyeyejinghuishuochuzheiyangdehua。
“yidingshibaijiaderuanfantaihaochile，batadepiqidouyangchulaile。”baizhilanzaiyipangshuodao。
baiqihangqishenkanzhelaoyezi：“yeyeninxiaoxiaoqi，bieqihuaileshenzi。”
“tangjie，wojuedeyeyeshuodedui，fanzhengzheimexienianxuxuanyemeipengni，dangchurangtajinmenyejiushiweilejiyeyechongchongxi，xianzaiyeyedebingyehaole，liuzhetaganma？”
baizhilankanzhebaisusushuodao。
baisususuiranbuxihuanxuxuan，danzaiyiqizheimeduonian，duoshaohaishiyoujifenganqingde。
xuxuansuiranshigefeiwu，zaiwaimianmeiyoushenmebenshi，danshiqueyizhijiangjialicaochidehenhao，meirangtacaoxinguo。
yaoshihuangerendehua，kongpajiuzuobudaozheifenshangleba？
baisusuyizhidoushigenvqiangren，ruoshixiangrangtaxishouzuotanggengdehua，neibixushiyigenengweitazhefengdangyudenanrencaixing。
keshifangyanzhenggeyunjiangshi，shangnaerzhaozheiyangdehaonanrenqu？
“duia，neigeliudezhibushizhuilenihaoduonianlema？buguanzenyangrenjiadoushiyiyuandezhuren，zenmebubixuxuanqiang？”baiqihangyeshuodao。
liudezhigenbaisusushilaotongxuele，yizhidouduibaisusuyouxiangfa，danbaisusuqueconglaimeiyoujiguohuiying。
suiranliuzhideshiyiyuandezhuren，hundeyehaisuanbucuo。
danshineizhangxiangheshencai，shizhendebugangongweia。
baiqihangzheimeshuo，wanquanjiushizaibabaisusudanggongjushiyong。
baisusudeliansedunshiyinchenlejifen，kanzhebaiqihangfanjidao：“youshijiankaolvbieren，daoburukaolvkaolvnizijidezhongshendashi。”
baiqihangxianzaiyijingershiwule，guangkanwaimaohejiashineiyeshigepianpiangongzi，danshidaolezheigenianjidouhaimeiyoujiehun。
yuanyinhenjiandan，tazaiwaimiandefengpingyixiangbuhao，dushudeshihoujiuzaiwaimianluangao，naodemanchengfengyu。
yincimeiyounvhaiziyuanyijiajita，zhixianggentawanwantutajigeqianbale。
baiqihangdaoyeledezizai，buduandehuannvpengyou。
“行了！”
baishoutingdaheyisheng，haohaodeyigejiazujuhui，jiuzheimebeijiaohele。
“susu，nihuiquzhihouhaohaoguanguanneigexuxuan，yaoshiguanjiaobuhaodehua，jiuchenzaogentalihun，yeyezaijinizhaogehaode。”baishoutingkanzhebaisusudashenganweidao。
tajuede，dongjianeigedongjiejiubucuo。
“zhidaoleyeye。”baisusudishengshuodao。
ercishi，waimiandetianyijingheile，xuxuanshensebinglengdezuozaicheshang，shouzhijiandexiangyanranshaoleyiban。
tayuanbenshixiangjibaisusuliugoumianzi。
danshibaijiarenqirentaishen，tameiyoudongshoujiuyijingsuanshirenzhiyijin。
ruoshicongqianrenleyejiurenle，danshixianzai，xuxuanbuxiangzairenle！
rujintadedaolaozuzongdechuancheng，zheiyishenjueshiyishuhaiyouneizhigaowushangdewudaogongfu，zuyirangtagongchengmingjiu，weishenmeyaorangzijiguodeneimebiequ？
xuxuanshenxileyikouyan，huanhuantuchuyigeyanquan，shuliandifadonglechezi。
zheixienianwuluntazaiwaimianshouleduoshaoweiqudoushiyigerenkangzhe，baisusuyongyuandoubujuedeshouweiquderenshita。
jiranzheiyang，neijiumeibiyaozaiyiqile。
taxianzaiyaozuode，jiushizhengqian，jinkuaihaiqingqianbaijiadeqian，ranhoulikaibaisusu！
quchelaidaoqiancaotang，jiangyuxingyijingdenghouduoshile。
“xiaoshenyi，wojiuzhidaoninhaihuihuilai。”
jianxuxuanjinmen，jiangyuxingganjinyingleshangqu，yuqizhongmanshigongjing。
“jianglao，ninbuyongzheimekeqi，ninjiwomeimeiyigerongshenzhisuo，wogaiganjinincaishi。”
xuxuankanzhejiangyuxingshuodao。
jiangyuxingbailebaishou：“xiaoshenyi，ninjiubieqianxule，ninjintianzhihaolechenglaobanmeimeidelian，zheishichenlaobanjidedaxie。”
jiangyuxingyibianshuozheyibiandiguolaiyigehongbenziheyizhangzhipiao，kanzheneiyinzhefangchanzhengsangezidehongbenzi，xuxuanweiweiyileng。
“这是？”
“jinjiangsanhaobieshu，chenglaobanteyijininzhunbeide，haiyouzheiliangbaiwan，doushizhenjin，taxiangjiaoninzheigepengyou。”
jiangyuxingyibianshuozheyibianguanchazhexuxuandefanying。
“jiaopengyou？”xuxuanweiweiyixiao：“haoa。”
chengqiancaokeshigedalao，nenggenzheiyangderenjiaopengyou，duitarihoudeshiyehaishihenyoubangzhude。
jiuzaizheishi，yigehunshenshixuedeshenyingdiediezhuangzhuangdechuanglejinlai。
“zheiweixiansheng，ninzenmeyang？nalishoushangle？wosongninquyiyuanba？”
yikanzheichangmian，xiaowuhedeshuohuadouyouxieyuwuluncile。
xuxuanzhuantoukanleyiyannanren，naozilizidongchuxianyichuanshuju。
nan，sanshisuizuoyou，oxingxue，pizangpolie，shenzhongqichudaoshang，liangchuqiangshang，shixueguoduo，jijiangyunjue。
砰——
nanrendeshenquhuanhuandaozailedishang。
yiwangzheigeshihouqiancaotangdouyijingguanmenle，yinweijintianjiangyuxingzaidengxuxuan，suoyicaikaidaozheigeshihou，meixiangdaojingranyudaozheimeyichashier。
“jianglao，zhei......”
“kuai，barentaidaohoumianqu！”jiangyuxingganjinshuodao。
xuxuanhaobuyouyudedunxiashenbangmang，shunshoufengzhulenanrendejingmai，fangzhixuejixuwangwailiu。
zheinanrenhunshenshangxiamimanzheyiguzinongzhongdexuexingwei，xiangshicongxuechizililaochulaideside，yaoshizaizheimeliuxuedehua，daluoshenxiandoujiubuleta。
“youshuxueshebeihexuejiangma？”barenfangpingzhihouxuxuankanzhexiaowuwendao。
“有......”
“zhunbeishuxue，oxing！”xuxuanhaobuyouyudeshuodao。
xiaowuyouxiemengle，zheiyandoubuyanjiuzhidaobierenshenmexuexingle？
danshixiaoshenyishuodehuahainengyoujia？
tadangjizhuanshenchuquzhunbeidongxile。
jiangyuxingyegenzhejinlaile：“xiaoshenyi，wolaiba？”
buguanzenmeshuotadoushiqiancaotangdeyisheng，mafanxuxuandaohaizhenyouxiebuhaoyisi。
“你不行！”
xuxuanyibianshuozheyibiandaishangleshoutao，zhuaqilechuangtoudeshoushudao，dianranjiujingdengkaishixiaodu。
“batadeyifujiankai，shenshangyouqiangshang，debazidanquchulai！”
xuxuanyibiandongzuozheyibiankanzhejiangyuxingfenfudao。
jiangyuxingbeixuxuanshihuandeyilengyilengde，danshoushangdedongzuoqueyidiandoubuhanhu。
sanliangxiajiujiankailenanrendeyifu，xiongkouchuhezuoxiafu，geyouyichuqiangshang！
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作者：天天走上
栏目：都市
zuozhe：wowudilehaizinuligen
栏目：都市
zuozhe：xiangzuobaifumeidexiaoniu
栏目：都市
假装穷小子体验生活，校花女友当众羞辱我，我摊牌了。
zuozhe：choumingzhaozhudemingzhengnvdi
栏目：都市
作者：木千
栏目：都市
一屋子亲戚逼我交出抚恤金，说我是个废物不配用
作者：加勒比海怪
栏目：都市
