zheibenxiaoshuotianyixiashandangzhuixuzhenggegushijiuxiangdianyingyiyang，xiaoshuozhujiaoshiyunxuanshenruyu，neirongfengfu，gushijianjie：yunxuanmeiyoulihuita，shenshouniezhuqizhongyigenshouzhen，weiweiniandong。suizhetadedongzuo，shengxiadebagenyinzhenyekaishiyigegedesuizhe……
“危险！”
yunxuandangjiliduan，mengdishangqianbanvrencongjiashishishangzhuaixialai，baozhutadeshenzigunlechuqu。
“轰！”
cheshenzhongzhongzhuangzaiduimiandegelidaishang，fandaozaipangbianderenxingdaoshang。
liangqiangpaqideliuqianqianjingchuyishenlenghan，gangcaishiqingfashengdetaizheji，zijigenbenmeihuiguoshenlai，ruguobushiyunxuandangjiliduan，zaizheimeyanzhongdechehuoxia，kongpatabusiyedezhongshang。
“谢……！”
liuqianqiangangyaokaikoudaoxie，turanganjuedaoyisiyiyang。
dixiatou，kandaoyunxuandeshouhaosibusideenzailetaxiongqian。
“流氓！”
liuqianqianqidequanshenfadou，zhanqishenchoushouchaozhetadelianhenhendidalexiaqu。
yunxuanshanshenduoguo，jimangjieshidao：“wei，zheikebushiguyide，gangcaiqingkuangneimejinji，wokeshiweilejiulenidea！”
“sheirangnijiuwode，nigenbenjiushixiangfeiliwo，nizheigeselang，wozaojiuyinggaikanchulaide，nizheizhonghuose。”
liuqianqianqideliansezhanghong。
zijishouleershiniandeqingbaishenzi，neixiecongweirangnanrenpengguodedifang，jingransuisuibianbiandejiurangrenmole，erqiehaiyingmoburenzhang。
jiuzailiangrenzhengchaodeshihou，turanwaimianweiguanderenqunduizhechehuoxianchanghandao：“youren，kuaijiurena！”
yunxuantingdaoshengyin，yanshenjimangkanqu。
zhuangfandebaomacheshang，yishuangxueshouzhengzhadipalechulai。
baomayouxiangdididadadelouyou，qiangaidefadongjiyijingmaochuyanwu，sihuyouzhehuodejixiang，zhongrenweiguanquebuganshangqian。
yunxuanlandelihuiliuqianqian，jimanglaidaocheqian，xianchakanleyixiadishangderen，shenshoujiangtabaolechulai。
“nver，wonver……”
baomachelidenvrenyilianxue，zhengkaiyankanzheyunxuan，suihouxuruodishenchushouzhi，zhixianglechehouzuodefangxiang。
yunxuanzhuanguotou，zhijianhouzuoshangyinyuekejianyigefenhongsedeertongzuoyi，congposundechechuanglikanqu，sihuyouyigeqibasuidexiaonvhaijizailimian。
“看好她！”
yunxuanduizheliuqianqianzhaohuleyisheng。
cishideliuqianqianyezhidaorenmingguantian，bushisapodeshihou，sanbubingzuoliangbushangqian，bangzheyunxuanbarentaidaoleanquandedifang。
“kuaida120，yisheng，yourenshiyishengma？”
kanzhenvrenzaicihunmiguoqu，liuqianqianduizheweiguanderenhandao。
“wolai，wolai，woyiqianxueguojijiu！”
henkuai，renqunzhongyigechuanzhepijiakedepangzishenshouzouleguolai。
yunxuanzhuanguotou，laidaobaomachedehouzuo，dashengzhaohuleliangshenghou，ertongzuoyishangdenvhailiansefabaidizhetoubuzhishengsi。
kanzheyouxianglouyouyijingjianjiandimanyanguolai，yunxuanlaibujiduoxiang，shenshoulaqibianxingdechemen，mengdiyonglibianjiangzhenggechemenyingshengshengzhuailechulai。
suihou，tawanyaojinqu，jiangnvhaibaolechulaihoucongconghoutui。
“zheinvrenhunmixiukele，yaoganjinjijiu，woshishiyiyuandeyisheng，jiaojiwofangxinba！”
cishi，baomachezhongdenvrenzaidishanghunmi，zhudongkaikoushuokeyiyizhidepangzi，genliuqianqianzhaohuleyisheng，suijibashouyazainvrendeshenshang。
mengditaiqishou，zhongzhongdizalexialai。
“gezhi”yizhenqingcuidegugesuilieshengxiangqi。
jinjiezhe，dishangdenvrenkouzhongpenchuxianxue。
“你在干什么？”
liuqianqianjianzhuangdashenghechidao：“nidaodishizaijiurenhaishisharen。”
pangziyanzhongxiongguangyishan，lengxiaodao：“neiyaobunilaijiu，niyaoshinengjiudehua，neiwojiubuguanle！”
“你……”
liuqianqiankanzhedishangliansehuiqingsedenvren，dunshilengzhule。
tayemeiyouxueguoyishu，nalihuijiuzheimeweizhongdebingren，tazhishiganjuepangzizheimezhongdeshoufajiurenbudui，danshiyeshuobuchunalibudui。
“meijianguojiurenenduanleiguma，shoufazhongyidianzheihenzhengchang，taxianzaiqingkuanghenweixian，jiudexiazhongshou，rangnijiuniyoubugan，jiranrangwochushou，jiubiezaizaizheilizhizhidiandian。”
shuozhe，pangziyishouyazainvrendexinzangchu，zaiciyangqishoujiuyaozhongzhongdizaxiaqu。
“啪！”
zheishihou，yizhishouconghoumianzhuazhuleta。“niganshenme？”
“干什么？”
yunxuanlenglengdishuodao：“woyeshiyisheng，kewocongmeijianguoxiashouzheimezhongdejiuren，nizheiyiquanxiaqu，zheinvrenjiuzhendeyaomeimingle，nidaodishishenmeren？”
“艹！”
pangziyanzhongxiongguangdasheng，buguokandaozhouweiderenqun，dashengsapodimadao：“bujiule，bujiule，rangwojiunimenyouchashou，jinilai，nimenlaijiuba！”
shuozhe，taturanshenshouconghuaizhongnachuyibafenglidebishou，duizhedishangdenvrenbiantonglexiaqu。
yunxuanyanshenyideng，mengdishenchutuijiazaitadeyewo，suihouzhongzhongdeyigetixi，jiangtachuaifeileguoqu。
“妈的！”
kandaozaixiashouyijingbuhennanle，pangzimaleyiju，zhuanshenxiaopaolikai。
“不能让他走！”
yunxuanhuayingangluo，yipangdeliuqianqianyijingfeishenyueqi，conghoumianzhongzhongdeyijiaojiangpangzitidao。
“**，nijingranganpianwo，shuo，zheichehuoshibushigenniyouguanxi。”
“你找死！”
pangzinuchiyisheng，chouchubishouduizheliuqianqianjiucileguoqu。
“就凭你的”
liuqianqianshenweidaxiajingruijunguan，youjiqiangdeshenshou，pangzijicijingongtadoulingmindiduokai，zhaodaojihuizhongzhongdeyijiaochuaizaitadexiaofu，jinjiezheyongtuikongzhizhutadeshoubeimengdiyiniu。
“kaca”yisheng，pangzideyitiaogebobeiniuduan。
“啊！”
胖子痛得惨叫起来。
“xianzaizhidaowodelihaileba！”
liuqianqiangangyaokongzhizhuta，pangziniuguotouhenhendidengleyiyanliuqianqian，lingyizhishouliaokaiyifu，luchuheidongdongdeqiangkou。
liuqianqiandunshiyijing，meixiangdaopangzijingranhuitaochuqianglai，cishiliangrenjulitaijin，zheiyangturuqilaideqiangkou，rangtawufabaifenzhibaididuokai。
“嗖”
zheishihou，kongqizhongchuanlaiyishengqingxiang，yikeshizifeilaizhijiechuantoulepangzideshouzhang。
liuqianqianchayidewanghoukanqu，yunxuanzhengdunzaidishangzixidiguanchalianggerendeshangshi，sihubingmeiyoubazhuyilifangzaizheibian。
kebushitahainengshisheichushoudeni。
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