《tazhisiyedeshishaonv！》zhongdechenlulizhiyizhishiquanfenwushu，tebieshizuihoudefanzhuankanderenyiyouweijin，youxieshebudedeganjue，xiamianshiduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《tazhisiyedeshishaonv！》deneirong：“nixiangbawozheizhijiaoyebaizhema？”chenluwozhetajiaodeliduhenda，bojianmozhetadepifu，youyizhongyiyangdesuma。danshi……zheibushijitacajiao，shixiang……
diertianzaoshang，lizhiyinandedechuanshanglequnzi。
yeshichenlujitamaide，zheishilizhiyiconglaidoumeiyouchuanguo。
zhishitaxianzaituishouleshang，chuanzhangkuziranshibufangbiande。
“chuanqunzihaoqiguai……”julishangcilizhiyichuanqunzi，yijingchabuduoshishinianqiandeshiqingle，turanchuanlequnzi，jitazhengdeyoudianbuzizaile。
“很好看。”
lizhiyichuandeshiyitiaomibaisedezhangxiuqun，qunzizhangdudaotadexiaotuidu，luchuyixiaojiebaixixianxidejiaohuai。
suiranshihenwenrouxideyifu，buguolizhiyichuanzhehaishitingzhaorende。
tebieshizheishouyaodesheji，tuxianchuxiaoguniangxiongqiangugude。
“……”lizhiyiditouchelecheshenshangdequnzi。
还是觉得好奇怪啊！
跟没穿衣服似的……
就离谱！
…
chenludairenlaidaozhongxinyiyuan，zailizhiyidezaisanyaoqiuxia，jitatuilegelunyi。
lizhiyikebuxiangzaibianchenghaishesi。
yishengshichenluzuotianwanshangjiuyuehaode，lizhiyiyiqujiukeyizhijiezuojiancha。
yifanjianchaxialai，chenluliuzaizheilidengjieguo，lizhiyizijizhuanzhelunyijiuqukanliqile。
dengta‘hangchihangchi’delaidaoliqibingfangwai，qingqinglakaifangmen。
kanjianlimianyougechuanzhehushifudenvhai，zhengzaijiekailiqideyifu。
tingdaokaimensheng，nvhaizhuanguotoulai。
“……”
“……”
“a，yiyinibiewuhuia！”mengyukanjianlizhiyi，ganjinzhiqishenzilai。
擦！
beiguimikanjianzijibatagegedeyifule。
suiranzaiyishenghushiyanli，bingrenshimeiyouxingbiede，neitangzaibingchuangshangdejiushiyituanpaigu。
keshidangzhehaoguimidemianneijiubuyiyangle。
zheishilizhiyizuizaiyidegegeye！
ganjuezijizheigeyangziduoshaoyoudianzaixiedurenjialeni……
“nizenmezaizheili？”lizhiyihaiyoudianqiguai。
“wozaishixi……”mengyujieshi，“zhenghaobeifenpeidaozhongxinyiyuanle，youzhenghaofenpeidaonigegezheili……woganggangzaijitacashenzi，bushizaizuoshenmeqiguaideshiqing。”
“shenmeqiguaideshiqing？”
“……”
haoxiangbenlaibuqiguaide，beitazijizheimeyishuojiubiandeqiguaile。
mengyumolemobizi，xiangshibeibanzhurenzhuadaozaoliandewentishaonv，zhanzaichuangbianyidongbudong，renyouliqiguangzheshangbanshen。
“ei？”ranhoumengyufaxianlehuadian，“nidetui……zenmele？”
“脱臼了。”
mengyuchayidezhanglezhangzui，“zenmehuituojiude？”
“nimeikanzheiliangtianderesouma？”wangshangdeguadouzailuanfeini，suibianchiyikoudounengdingyitianle。
“mei……”mengyuzheijitiancaigangkaishishixi，yiyuanlimianshikeduole，tayagenerjiumeijihuishangwangchigua。
buguoguimirendouzuoshanglunyile，kendinghenyanzhongba？
mengyuganjin‘dadada’depaodaolelizhiyimianqian，dunxiashenqukantadejiaohuai，nashouqingqingchuoleyixia，“yanbuyanzhonga？”
“yishengshuojiabandaibangeyuejiuhaole。”jutiyekantazijidehuifuruhe。
“niyetaibuxiaoxinle。”mengyuhaitingxintengde。
lizhiyicongxiaodaodajiubushun，haoburongyibaituolezhadie，zenmehaishizheimedaomeia？
“qishiyebushiwozijinongde……”lizhiyixiaolexiao，kanxiangbingchuangshangneigehaichangzheshangbanshendeliqi，“nihaishiquzhaokanwogeba，nizheiyangtahuiganmaode。”
“哦对！”
mengyuganjinyou‘dadada’depaohuiqu，caipaoleliangbuyouxiangshixiangqileshenme，ganjinhuilaibalizhiyijituilejinlai，bataanfangzaipangbian。
zijizeshinazhemaojinjixujiliqicazheshenti。
cawanbabingfujitakoushang，kaishijitazhazhen。
lizhiyichengzhexiahekanzhemengyuzaibingchuangqianmangliu，qishimengyuzhiyaobukaikoushuohua，kanshangquhaishihenwenroude。
“hu~”jiliqizhalezhen，kanzhepingzilideyaoshuizhengchangzoudong。
tachayaozaibingchuangqiankanleyihuier。
ngng，henhao，meiyouchuyidiancuo！
可把她牛哔坏了！
“yuyu，niyaoshixiduojiu？”lizhiyijiantamangwancaiwendao。
“十个月。”
lizhiyidiandiantou，“zheishigeyuewogedouguinizhaoguma？”
“对呀！”
“……”
mengyulianshangdexiaorongzhujianxiaoshi，“bushi，nibushuohuashijigeyisi？”
**裸的看不起她！
“meiyou。”lizhiyixianglexiang，“niyihoumeigeliangtianjiwopaigeshipinba，woxiangkankanwogedezhuangtai。”
孟鱼：生气！
niqishishixiangkanwoyoumeiyoubarenjizhaogucanba？
liangrenshuohuajian，chenluyenazheshoulidebaogaodanzoulejinlai。
kanjianchuanzhehushifudemengyu，sihuyeyouxieyiwai。
“a，chenduizhang，nihao。”mengyujianshichenluyebujuedeqiguai，xiangyezhidaolizhiyidetuishangchengzheiyang，shibukenengyigerenlaidema！
“nihao。”xiaoguniangdeguimi，chenlujidede，“yuanlainixuedeshihushi。”
“……”mengyuchenlulehaoyihuier，“daxuezheisinianwomenyejianguo，woyoushuoguowoxuedeshenmezhuanye。”
zenmeshuoyeguimianliandeduixiang，tayedebabaguanbushi？
erqiezheisinianchenluduilizhiyihenzhaogu，tayegenzhecenglejidunfan，zheihuierchenlujingrandoubujidetaxueleshenmezhuanye。
“shima？”chenluhaoxiangmeishenmeyinxiang。
孟鱼：更生气了呢！
但还是要面带微笑。
“yiyishangdezenmeyanga？”suiranzheiliangkouziqifuta，dantahaishihenguanxinjiemeishentide，zoudaochenlumianqiandianjiaoqukantashoulidebaogaodan。
“还好。”
baogaodanchenludoukanle，chuleshenshangneixiezhuangchulaidewushang，neizangsihubingmeiyoushousun。
yinggaishidangshichuandeyifutinghou，bangtadidangleyixieshanghai。
chenluzoudaolizhiyidelunyiqian，tabaoqilaideyoujiaobizuojiaoyaodashangliangquan，kanzheyoudiankeai，jianzijizoulai，tademuguangyezhuizheta。
taxihuanxiaoguniangjiuzhikanzhezijideyangzi。
“nigeyekanwanle，huijia？”chenludishengxunwen。
“ng……hao。”lizhiyiguaiqiaodediantouyingxia。
mengyujiantamenjiuzhunbeizou，haitingshebudelizhiyide，“yiyijiuzoua？bupeiwoshuoshuohuama？”
“budanwunishixile。”yitazheigezaibaoshezuolexiaobannianshixishengdejingyanlaishuo，shixishengkeshizuirongyishouqifude，zhiyaobeizhuadaoyidiandianxiaobianzi，dounengaipi。
“haoba。”qishilizhiyiduodaiyihuiertayebunengpeitaduojiu，yiyuanlizuimangle，“neiwogeliangtianjiujinifanigedeshipin。”
“谢谢。”
qishibaliqijiaojimengyu，tashifangxinde。
tazhidaomengyukendinghuihaohaozhaoguliqi。
***
chenlukaichehuilejunqudayuan，zaidayuanmenkoukanjianbanzhegexiaobandengzuozhe，genbaoandayeliaotiandechenhaibo。
“yeye？”lizhiyixialeche，“ninzenmelaile？”
“woshilaikannide。”chenhaibokanjianzijisunxifujiuyitiaotuile，xintengdebuxing，“nishuonimenyezhenshi，fashengzheimedadeshiqingyebugenwoshuoyisheng。”
haishiliumashuaxiaoshipindeshihoukandaoderesou。
shuoyougexiaoxianrouxidu，beilizhiyipaixialai，jieguobeiwangbaole。
chenhaiboganjindaishanglaohuayanjingqukanshouji。
kanjianlizhiyiweiboxiamianneiyitiaotiaopinglunshi，qidechuihuzidengyan。
zheiqunxionghaizimadekezhennanting，taguaiguaisunxifumeizhengjunenghushuoma？
“zheibushipayeyedanxinma。”lizhiyiwanzhechenhaibodeshoubei，zaitashenbianyibengyibengdewangqianzou。
“niyebiebengle，aluguolai。”chenhaiboqujiaoneigetingchedesunzi，“banixifubeizhe。”
谌路：“……”
爷爷你怎么骂人呢？
chenlumeibei，balizhiyibaozhejinlejiamen。
chenhaibozicongtuiwujiumeizaijunqudayuandefangzizhule，xiangxiangyeyougexiaojinianmeihuilaikankanle。
tadaliangleyixiafangzizhuanghuang，zheilixianranshizhongxinfanxiuguode，fangzidalebushao，zengtianlegejianshenfang，fangliduoleyixienvhaizidexiaowanyier，kanzhewenxinbushao。
只是……
chenhaibokanlekanliangjianchangkaidewoshi，tingzhileyaogan，kanxiangchenluhelizhiyi，“nimenchaojialema？”
“a？”lizhiyiyouxiebujie，“meiyoua……”
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