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zheibenxiaoshuotazhuwozhonghuoxinshengzhenggegushijiuxiangdianyingyiyang，xiaoshuozhujiaoshimumanxingmoxingyujianglingqi，neirongfengfu，gushijianjie：mumanxingbeitakandeerjianfatang，zhinengditouyaoxia。xiarouxiantian，cuxiangweisuan，zaihunzhefengmideqingtian——xiangjilecike……

精彩章节

shenxiaodezhuhuozailiujindengtaishangzhanleyixia，xiangbeiwuxingdeyinfengyaoleyikou。erhuangzifudedizhuanlengdexiangshengtieyiban，bingdejianglingqidexigaifamu。

guziyuanlizaijieqian，xuanpaoyedi，paojiaoxiuzhedeanjinchiwensuitadehuxiqifu，sihuowubanwanyan。

tafushenerxia，wuzhitieqiansideqianzhujianglingqidexiahe，zhijiajihuqiajinpirouli。neizhanglianzaidenghuoyuyinyingdejiaojiechuniuqu，yibanyanruotaoli，yibanlengruoxiuluo。

“nijianzhijiushiyigefeiwu。”

zheijigezicongtachunchijiangunchu，daizhechaorundeqianquan，quexiangdushedexinzitianguoerkuo。

jianglingqibeipoyangqitou，houguzaiduifangzhixiafachubukanzhongfudexixiang。tayandixuesizongheng，xiangliekaidezhuwang，querengsisipanzhuneijiexuansexiukou，zhijiefanbai。

“dianxia……”tashengyinsiya，xiangdundaoguaguocimian，“mufurujinrurizhongtian，kezaishengderitouyezhaobudaoyingoulidelaoshu。chenyouyiji——”

guziyuandezhijianzhouranshoujin，bidejianglingqidehuxiduanchengjijie。huangziquehudixiaole，yanweiwanchuwenroudehudu，shengyinqingdexiangqingreneryu：“shuolaitingting。”

jianglingqidetongkongzaijutongzhongshousuochengzhenjian，queyingshengshengjichuyisilengxiao：“zhenbeiwang……neiweiyangaoyudingdezhuer，rujinqueweimujianeige**donglefanxin。dianxiakezhi，qingzizuishishigudao？zhiyaochenzaidaojianshangcuiyidiandu——”

tahuayinweiluo，guziyuanmengdishuaikaishou。jianglingqipudaozaidi，etouzhongzhongkeshangjinzhuan，xuezhushunzhemeigugunluo，zaidimianzhankaiyiduoxixiaodexinghong。

guziyuanyongpazimantiaosilidicazheshouzhi，xiangzaishiqushenmehuiwu。denghuoyingzhetachunpanneimoxiao，wenroudelingrenjibeishenghan：“jianglingqi，nizuihaoqidaozheidugoulie。”

tazhuanshenshi，xuanpaoxiabaisaoguojianglingqixuejiweigandelian，xiangyichangwushengdexuanpan。dianmenheshangdechanei，zuihouyilvzhuhuozhongyu“pa”dibaolegedenghua，jiangliangrendeyingzisichengzhengningdesuipian。

zhuhuoyican，zhiyudoudayidianxinghongzailiujindengzhanligouyancanchuan。guziyuanlizaibanmingbuandejiaojiechu，sangyinyadejidi，xiangxiurentiezhejingcehuanhuantuoguo，daizhechaolengdexuexingqi。

“haiyou——jianglingqi。”

neisangezibeitayaodejiqing，quezizicuidu。tafuxiashen，xuanpaodeyinyingshunjiantunmeilejianglingqidejibei。

“nizuihaobanineidianbugaiyoudexinsi，lianpidaigudiyanhuiqu。”

zhijiangekongyidian，luozaijianglingqidichuidemeixin，fangfoyaojiangneidianwangnianshengshengwanchu。

“bendianshitannanse，dannihaibugouzigetangzaibendiandechuangtabian！”

tadidiyixiao，shengyinqueyouconghenlibiandewenrou，erneiwenrouyoujinhucanren，taxienizhejianglingqi：“nizheitiaoming，rujinzhipeizuodao，bupeizuozhen。ruozairangtashenglexiu——”

huayinzaizheilijiaranerzhi，quebirenheweixiedougengfengli。

jianglingqiguizaiyuandi，shuangjianweizhan。liangjiu，tacaiconghoujianjichuyishengshayadeyingda，xiangshicongxiongqiangzuishenchusichulaidesuirou：“shi，dianxia。”

denghuozaizheiyikechediximie。heianzhong，tadichuidezuijiaohuanhuanchechuyigehudu，kusedefaxing。

yuanlaichixinzheizhongdongxi，shilianbeiyanedezigedoumeiyou。

沐府——

tongjinglidezhuyanzaoyixitou，zhiyuyilvqingyanzaixiakoupanxuan，xiangbukensanqudejiumeng。mumanxingbazuihouyilijinkeziyajinxiadi，shengyinyadebiyehaidi：“xiaoxiao，jizhe——manhejiulouzhenzhengdedongjiashini，zheijianshiqianwanbuyaotouluchuqu，nikedong？”

xiaoxiaobandunzaimumanxingshenbian，zhijieyinjidongyonglierfanbai，yanliqueranzheruxingguangbandeliang，suiyoubujie，danhaishimankoudaying：“**zhiling，xiaoxiaoyimingfengjian。”

mumanxingzhijianlveguotafading，xianganfu，youxiangfengyin。suihou，taziangelinianchuyizhangzhedejixidezitiao——xuanzhibianyuanhaidaizhezhongyangyanneiyedejuhuaxiang。

【mu**，rihouyoujihuinenggouyiqishanghuachijiuguanghuadeng！yushengqingduozhijiao！】

ershigezi，yibiyihuadoujinzheshaonianrenzangbuzhudequeyue。mumanxingzhifuzaimohenshangtingleyishun，chunjiaobianwushengdizhankai。neixiaoyijiqing，xiangchunbingzhaliedediyidaowen，daizheqianshijinshengsuoyouweishuochukoudejidong。

yuanlaitayedaizhejiyihuilaile。

yuanlaizheiyishi，tarengyuanbazuirouruandeyaoyuexiandijita。

tameijizhezhuiwen，yemeiluolei，zhibazitiaozhanping，yazaizuixiacengdeluodiantili。

“nibushuo，wobianbuwen。”

taduizhexukongqingqingdao，xiangshuojineirenting，youxiangshuojimingyunting。

chuangwaihuqiyizhenfeng，chuideyanjiaotiemadingdangzuoxiang。mumanxingshenxiyikouqi，bafanyongdeqingxuanhuixiongqiang。zaitaiyanshi，mouzhongyishiyipianchengming——

huadengweizhi，yuesexianlin。

zheiyici，tayoudeshishijian，yutabingjiankanjinzhanganhua。

heianxiangyipijinlebingshuidechouduan，congfangliangqingxieerxia，shunjianguozhulezhengzuotingfengge。

zhuxin“chi”deyishengximie，zuihouyilihuoxingzaixiaoxiaohemendezhifenglizhengzhaleyixia，suijibeiyeqiasui。

chuangweili，mumanxingpingtangzaijinqinzhijian，yanjieanjingrudie，huxiqingdaojihutingbujian。ketadexiongqiangshenchu，queyouyicuyoulandehuoyanzhengyanzhexuemaihuanhuanpaxing——neihuoyanmeiyouguang，zhiyouleng，lengdexianglayuejingbishangdeshuangren。

jianglingqidemingzi，zaitashejianwushenggunguo。

meiyidaobihuadoudaidaoci，gouchuqianshixingtaishanglinlidexue、mujiaqishiliukoubinsidechuanxi，haiyouzijiguizaixuedilibeiduoxiadeneiyijiexiaozhi。

tengtongzaoyifengganchengren，rujinbeitayicuncunmodexueliang。

heianjilejiyizuifangsidewutai：

takanjianjianglingqizaihuoguangliweixiao，kanjiantazhigongduizhunfuqindeyanhou，kanjiantafushenyongxuediniansuimuqinqiuraodeshouzhi。

huamianfanyong，zuizhongningchengyidiqiheidemo，zhuizaitaxinhuzhongyang，jianqidelianyiqueshixuedeyanse。

mumanxingrengbizheyan，chunjiaoquemanmanyangqi——neihudutaibo，xiangdaobeitieguozhimian，qingqingyihuabianzuyigehou。

tazaixinlibaneigemingzichaigutirou，zhongzuchengyibawuxingdebishou，daojianduizhunheianzuishenchu。

“江翎祁。”

wushengdexuanpanzaixiongqianglihuidang，jingbuqichuangwaiyipianye，querangzhenggeheiyedouqiaoqiaosuolesuobozi。

cike，tabuzaishiguigelihaowuhaishouzhili、wenruandeda**，ershiyibingcuihuohoudengdaiyinxuedejian。

jianqiaoshiyese，jianfengshichouhen，erjianbing——

beitaqinshouwozaizhangxin，yicunyeburongpangrenranzhi。

tongshineizhenbeiwangfudefeiyantiaochuyiwanlengyue，xiangyibingborenxuanzaimoxingyudetouding。

tadulizaidishuiyanxia，xuansepifengbeiyefengxianqiyijiao，luchulitouanyinxiudelangwen，fangfosuishihuipoboerchu，sisuizheinongchoudemoye。

tianqiongjigao，xingziyililidingzaiheirongshang，liangdejinhucanren。

tayangtou，mouzhongyingzhezhengtiaoyinhe，queyingbujinbandiannuanyi——neilimianzhifanfudaozheyigerendeyingzi：mumanxing。

qianyishi，taxiangyizhanwenzainuangelideliuyindeng，guangyunrouhe，lianfeiedouburenzhuoshang；

zheiyishi，tachenglexueyelidehuoyou，yufengbianran，randezhuogu，yerandelengjing。

youqitidao“jianglingqi”sanzishi，tayandibengchudehanmang，jihurangmoxingyucuojue——zijiyebeineiyishundeshayigepolehouguan。

jiyilizuishendehuamian，shishangyishitadahundeqianye。

zhuhongdenglongguamanmufu，xichouquezaiyiyezhijianbeixuejintou。

houlaishitatitapingleyuan，yourangjianglingqishiguwucun。zaihoulai，tazailuanzanggangzhaodaota——xifubeixueranchenganzi，fengguanxiezhui，xiangyiduokaidaomilandetumi。

tabaozhetadeshishou，xintongdaobunengzaitongle，ertadezhenggerendoushimamude，tapinjinquanli，quebucengyouguoshuoaitadeyongqi，tajiangrenbaohuilezhenbeiwangfu，weitacalian，zhenglizhezhuang，zuihouyousuitaziwenersi……

neiyiye，xuehenda，yanzhuleliangdaobingjiandelunkuo，yeyanzhuletacishengweishuochukoudexihuan。

rujinzhonglaiyici，tahuanlefengren，tayihuanlexinchang。

kemantianxingzirengshijiuniandepailie，fangfolianyinhedoubukentitagaiming。

mojiushilizaijiexia，tongyangyangzhetou。

shaonianshiweimojiudeyanlishengzheyimoyiyangdexinghai，quemeiyourenzhidao，tademuguangjiujingchuantoulenayikexing，youluohuilenayiduanbuganshengzhangdewangshi。

夜更深，风更冷。

tadididixiaoleyisheng，shengyinsanzaifengli，qingdejihutingbujian：

“axing，zheiyishi，wopeinidu，peinihen，peinibajiuzhangyibiyibitaohuilai。”

xingzirengjiuwuyan，zhijianglengguangqingxie。

erwangfugaoqiangwai，gengyuandeyeseli，sihuyouyidaotongyangdanbodeshenying，zhengtizheyizhanweidiandedeng，yutagezhezhenggeshengjingdexinghuo，jingjingxiangwang。

yeluyizhong，yanjiaotonglingbeifengbodedingdangzuoxiang，xiangsheizaianchutouxiao。

moxingyumodihuishen，moudidexinghejinshuchenluo，zhishengliangcuyouandexiaohuomiaozaitiaodong。taceguolian，shengyinyadejidi，quedaizheyiguzihaiziqidewanlie：

“mojiu，mingriniqubanjianxiaoshi——”

weiyintuodeyouqingyouruan，fangfozhishisuikouyishuo，kemojiufenmingtingjianlitouzanglefeng，“zhaojigezuizangzuichoudejiaohuazi，tanchujianglingqiluojiaodedier，zairangtamenbazhengtiaoxiangzideyexiangdoupoguoqu。”

tadunledun，hanyusidezhijianzaikongqiliqingqingyihua，xiangjiwuxingdedaorenkaifeng，“jide，powanjiupao，bierangrendaizhuweiba。”

墨九嘴角狠狠一抽。

tangtangzhenbeiwang，zhangqianjun、dingbianguan，cikequexiangxuetangligenrendouqideshaonian，yongzuishijingzuiazadeshouduanquexinren。

youzhide……jingyoudiankeai？

kemojiubuganzhenxiao，zhinengbamanduzitucaozhechengyijugongjingdeyingsheng：“shuxiamingbai，mingribirangneisidemenqian‘xiang’piaoshili。”

moxingyuzheicaimanyiditailetaixiaba。

yueguangxiexieqieguotadecelian，yingchuyimojiqiandehudu——neixiaoyilengqieao，quedaizheshaonianrenduyoude、ezuojudechengqiandemingliang。

fenglveguolangxia，chuiqitaxuansepifengyijiao，xiangyesebenshenzaitoutoutitaguzhang。

yirixiawu，manhelou——

manhelouerlou，tanxianghunzheguihuaniangdeweidaozhengteng，xiangyiguogangkaideretang。shuoshuxianshengbaxingmuyipai——

啪！

“queshuoneihubushangshujiadezhangshangmingzhu，julejiangzhuangyuandedahaoyinyuan，fandaoniannianbuwang——”tatuozhangweiyin，zheshan“shua”dizhankai，yanzhubanbianzuijiao，guzuoshenmi，“duanwuye，yuegualiushao，mu**yujianglangjunduidushefu。jiarenyouyi，langjunwuqing，**bianqiaoshejiguan——”

zheshanyihe，xingmuzailuo，cuishengshengdexiang。

“zuobiyingletabanzi，kelianjianglangjunduanyizhi，jinxiuqiancheng，jinfudongliuwa！”

tangxiadunshizhakaiguo。guaziqiao、huashengyi、suiyinzidingdingdangdangluoleyidi。yourenchixiao，yourenyaotou，zhengrenaojian，jiaoluolihudimaochuyishengcusangzi：

“诶——不对吧！”

zhongrenxunshengwangqu，zhijianyigechuancubuduanda、lianshangdaibadechuanfucengdizhanqi，shoulihaizuanzhebanzhimeikenwandeyatui，youxingzishunzhezhifengwangxiadi。

“laozineitianjiuzaijiangdishangmailiangjiang，kandezhenzhende！”chuanfunayatuidangxingmu，padiqiaozhuo，“zuihouzhenbeiwangdeyiju‘benwangzuozhu’，bajianglingqiandesiside，nalaishenmemu**zuobi？fenmingshijiangzhuangyuanzigeerjibururen，haishuayinzhao，wangyezheicaiduanletadezhi！”

shuoshuxianshenglianseyijiang，zheshantingzaibankong。tingzhongmendeyilunshenghongranxiangqi，xiangbeifengjuanqidelangchao——

“zhenbeiwangyingxiongjiumei？”

“江状元活该？”

“mu**daodishichiqinghaishidula？”

youtingneixingmufachuxiangsheng，zhongrendeyilunshengjianjianluoxia。

“啪——”

xingmuzhouluo，shengruliebing。neishuoshurenhudiqishen，zaosezhangshanxiukouyidou，luchukuzhusideyijieshoubei。zhijianhuangdezhishengcanying，fangfozhengzaibodongkanbujiandesuanpanzhuzi。

“zhuweiye，qietingwochaiyicengpi，luyicenggu！”

tashengyinyadejidi，queyoupianpianrangerloulanganbiankeguazideguniang、tangkouguanhuangtangdedahandouqishuashuashuleerduo。

“zhenbeiwangneiyiwan，kebushixunchangshouchang！”

zheshan“shua”dishuaikai，shanmianshangpomoshanshuizaidenghuoliyihuang，jingxiangtieqitahe、jingeliean。

“rensandengcan，wangyefanshenshangma——neima，shiyezhaoyushizi，tiziyideng，zhanganjiedeqingshidoumaohuoxingzi！zhichuanggongmen，shoumenjinjunzhijianyidaoxuanjiacanying，xianglan，quelianheshengdouyezaihoulongli。”

shuoshurenhudishoushan，tanshenxiangqian，zhuhuozaitalianshangtiaodong，yingchuliangtuanyinyideyanwo。

“jinluandianli，zhuyingyaohong，wansuiyeshoubiandeyuxihaiwenzhe。zhenbeiwangdanxiyiluo，xijiazhuangjinzhuan，danglangyisheng——zhuweicaizenmezhe？”

taguyitingdun，zhijianzaixukongliyidian，xiangchuopoyicengchuangsha。

“meirentingjiantamenshuoleshenme。zhizhicirifuxiao，shengzhichuxuandemen：

jianglangjun——chiduogongming，bianweishuren，yongbudekekaorushi；

mujianv——haofawushang，zhaojiuzuotadeshangshuqianjin。

yizhizhaoshu，liangbanjieju。zhiyuweihe？heihei——”

tayouyaoqineigenjihuhuachengxuyingdeshouzhi，shengyinqingdexiangyemaozilveguowuji：

“gongqiangtaigao，longlintaimi。zanmenxiaolaobaixing，tingdedaoyuxiluoyin，quetingbudaotianzitanqi；kandejianguirenyixiu，quekanbujianlitouzangzhededaohetang。

zhuweiqiejizhu——shengjingdetian，shuobianjiubian；shengjingderen，shuomeijiumei。

jinrizheigushi，zanmenjiujiangdaozheier，shengxiade……”xingmudisanciluoxia，queqingdexiangyipianluoye。

“jiuliujizhuweiye，huiquzuomeng。”

shuoshurenbaxingmuwanghuailiyichuai，tonghulidecanchayeqingjinlezuihouyidi，taxiaomimidizuolegesifangyi，xiangpianluoyesidepiaochulemanhelou。menwaidefengjuanzhexizhao，batadeyingziladelaozhang，fangfolianneiyingzidouzhanlesanfenshuoshurendeyouhua。

yazuoli，quelingshiyifantiandi。

mumanxingbanyizaixiangfeitashang，zhijianniezheyizhibotaibaicichazhan，zhanzhongbitangqinghuang，yingchutayanweiyidianzhusha。tapiantoutinglouxiachakemenbajianglingqi、shenyanguihetazijifanlaifuqudijiaoshegen，chunjiaojingqinlexiao，xiangtingpangrenchangyichuyuzijiwuguandexi。

“ze。”tahurankaikou，shengyinqingdexiangpianyumaocaguociyan，“zheishuoshurenbuxing。fenmingshijianglingqiaiwodaofengmo，zendebeitajiangchenglewosichanlanda？”

pangbiandexiaoxiaozhengniezhekuaishanzhagaowangzuilisong，wenyanxianxieyezhu，jingliangdetangshuangzhanlemansai，huoxiangzhitoushidexiaosongshu。tadengyuanleyanjing：“**！huabenlimingmingxiedeshinin——”

“xiewoshenme？”mumanxingceguolian，binbianjinbuyaohuangchuyihongliuguang，yingdetamouzhonglianyan，“xiewozheizhanglian？”tataishouyishanbingqingdianzijixiahe，yuqilidaizhesanfenzhenqifenjiadewanxi，“xiaoxiao，niqiaoqingchule，zheibanyanse，hegaijiaotianxiarenxianweiwoqingdao，zailunqita。”

xiaoxiaojiaozhegaodesaibangzidunzhule。tajia**jinripabushibeilouxianeixiehunhuajichulemozhang？tahanhunbuqingdidunang：“shi……**shuodejishi……”

mumanxingdeleyinghe，fandaoqingxiaochusheng。neixiaoshengxiangyipengxueluojingunshuili，qingkehuakai，zhishengniaoniaobaiqi。tashenzhimoquxiaoxiaochunjiaodesuixie，zhijianzhanletangshuang，bianshunshihanjinzijikouzhong，miyandao：“tiandefani。tongneixieliuyanyiyang——”

chuangwaihuyoufengguo，chuidezhuliansusu。louxiachakedeshengyinyinyuechuanlai：“……neimujiaguniang，tingshuoweilejiangshizi，lianmingdouganshe……”

mumanxingchuimou，chazhanlifuqiyipiansuiye，dazhexuanerchenledi。taqingshengbuwanlehoubanju：“——jiaoduole，zhishengmanzuizhazi。”mumanxingbachazhanqingqingyifang，zhandiyutanmuzhuomianxiangchu，fachu“da”yishengcuixiang，xiangshisheixianqiaoleyijikaichangdeluogu。

taweiweicetou，yanweineilizhushazaidengyinglihudiyiliang，jingtouchuyiguziyaoyedefengli。chunjiaomanmangouqi，bushipingrineizhonglansanfuyandexiao，erxiangyiwanborentiaopoyese，luchusenbaidechi——xiedehen，yeyandehen。

“xiaoxiao，guolai。”tashengyinyadejidi，quedaizhegouzi，fangfoyaobarendehuneryibinggoudaozhijianqu。

xiaoxiaobumingsuoyi，zhidebanaodaicouguoqu。mumanxingtaishou，yongguangxiubanyanlechun，neixiukoudeanjinliuyunwenqiahaotouxiayidaoyinying，bataxiabanzhanglianzangdezhishengyishuanghanxiaodemouzi。

eryushengxiangyitiaoshilengdeshe，shunzheerkuowanglizuan——“qu，lingqingyiweishuoshuxiansheng，jiaotagaikou：jianglingqishigeduanxiu，sidixiaxingshihuangtang。chuangzizhijianzuishangouhunshepo，zhuanaiwanghuajieliuxianglizuan。tanengyilugaozhong，quankaobeihouyouweijinzhu——yeshigehaonanfengdeguiren。

neiweiguirenpianaitazheizhanglian、zheifushenzi，yushimopinglesuoyouaza，titabiaochuyicengqingzhenglianzhidepi，songjinjinluandian。dangjintianzibeimengleyan，caidianletazuozhuangyuan。”yiziyiju，mantiaosili，xiangzaichaiyifushanghaogupai，tuidaodiyimei，biansuanzhunlehoumianhuihualalaquanshufumie。

xiaoxiaotingdexingyanyuanzheng，zuizhangdenengsaixiayizhenggeguihuagao。taxiayishixiangyankoushui，quewanglezuilihaicanzhesuixie，qiangdeyankuangfahong。“**……”tazhanzhesheng，“zanmenzheiyang，huibuhuitai……”

“taishenme？”mumanxingshoulexiao，zhijianqingfuchazhanbianyan，shengyinshuranlengxialai，xiangbobingfuren，“xiaoxiao，nijizhu——”tataiqiyan，dengyingzaineishuangwuheidetongrenlisuichengqianwandianhanxing。

“daozibudichuqu，jiuyaodengzhebierenwangwoxinkouzha。tajiyaokaiju，wobianpeitaluozi。”zuihouyigeziluodi，taliangzhibinglong，zaixukongliqingqingyihua——fangfozhenyouyigenkanbujiandesixian，beitadangchanggeduan。

chuangwaihuqiyizhenfeng，chuidezhulianhualaluanxiang，xiangwushuxisuixiaosheng，zaiweijijiangdaolaidexingfengxueyutiqianhecai。

duzhangjuqianjiaogangzou，menshan“zhiya”yishengheshang，xiangbafangcaineizhenyinmoudefengyeyibingguanzailewaitou。xiangfanglihuranjingxialai，zhishengtonglulichenxiangxieqingqingzhakaidexixiang。

(lalalalalala……)