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陆凯何许人也？
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“boss，women...”
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几名保镖迅速上前。
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liwuyouzaicidaliangqiduifang。
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李无忧重复了一遍。
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“你叫李无忧？”
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liwuyoudiantouchengrendao：“en，woshi。”
“ni...wo...”
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苏岚正视着李无忧。
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可是...
yixiangdaoshuxinzhongsuoxiedeneirong，sulankuxiaobude。
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给他找老婆？
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李无忧懒得解释。
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苏岚突然开口。
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liwuyouneishiyidianyebukeqi。
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“ba，nigenwomadexingzongyijingbeilukaizhangwo，nimen...”
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dengdeng！neigeqingnian...
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“爸！”
huanghujiansulannaohaizhongxiangqineifengshuxin。
“ninrenshiyigejiaochushenjiderenme...”
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