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精彩章节

limojuede，zijinaozilidemougenxian，jiuzailingdaoshuochuneijuhuadeshunjian，“pa”diyisheng，duanle。

”“xiangmuqinggonghui，denghongjiulv，qifenrelie。

”“judadehengfushangxiezhe“zhuhe‘qimingxing’xiangmuyuanmanchenggong”。taishang，bumenzhangjinglimanmianhongguang，

zhengyonglipaizhewangqiangdejianbang。“zheiyici，‘qimingxing’nenghuodekehurucigaodepingjia，

wangqiangtongzhigongbukemei！”“tatongchouyouli，chengdanlezuihexin、zuijiannandegongzuo，

zhanxianlewomengongsigugandezhuoyuenengli！”“dajiaguzhang！”zhangshengleidong。wangqiangchuanzheyishenjinbengdexizhuang，

toufashudeyouguangshuihua，taqianxun（zailimokanlaishixuwei）diweiweijugong，jieguohuatong：“jingliguojiangle，

zheidoushiwoyinggaizuode。weilezheigexiangmu，wozhenshiaolebuzhidaoduoshaogetongxiao，

toufadoudiaoleyiba……”tazhanzaijuguangdengxia，kankanertan，fangfozijizhenshineigeliwankuanglandeyingxiong。

erzhenzhengdegongchenlimo，zuozaiyanhuitingzuijiaoluodeyinyingli，mianqiandeguozhiyikoumeidong。tayanquanwuhei，

lianseyinweizhangqishuimianbuzuerxiandelahuang。guoqudeyigeyue，tajihushizhuzaigongsi，

daimashitayixingxingqiaode，jiagoushitayidiandiandade，bugshitayigegetongdexiaoxiude。wangqiang？

wangqiangchulezaixiangmuchuqizhishouhuajiaoyifan，zhongtubuduansaiguolaigezhongsihuo，zaixiangmuzuiguanjiandegongjianjieduan，

tayongyuandouzai“yuelezhongyaokehu”、“laoposhengbingle”、“shentibushufu”。kexianzai，

suoyoudexianhuahezhangsheng，douluozailewangqiangshenshang。koudailideshoujizhendongleyixia，shiyinxingruzhangduanxin。

tapieleyiyan——xiangmujiangjinshue，shaodekelian，jihujiushitajichugongzideyigelingtou。erjutasuozhi，

wangqiangnazoude，shishubeiyutadejine。yiguhunhezhepibei、quruhefennudeqingxu，

xiangsuanyeyiyangfushizhetadewei。1lieshoujuexingtamomodiankaiweixin，zhaodaoyuwangqiangdeliaotianjiemian。pingmushang，

mimimamadejilu，xiangshiyifentazhangqibeinuyidezuizheng。【wangqiang】：limo，

zheigeshujufenxidehuoernibangwonongyixia，wolaopochagang，cuimingyiyang，wodeganjinchele！

【wangqiang】：gemener，mingtiangenkehuyanshidepptnishunshouzuoleba，nishenmeibiwohao，wowanshangyueleren，

shizailaibujile。（fu：yige“baituo”debiaoqingbao）【wangqiang】：sha？kehushuoxitongyoubug？

bukenenga！wodoushizhijiefuzhinifajiwodezuizhongbanshuju，kendingshinineibianyoudongleshenmedifangba？

【wangqiang】：xiazhoudezhoubaonixiedeshihou，bawomingziyejiashang，

zhongdiantuchuyixiawozaiziyuanxiediaohefengxianbakongfangmiandegongxian。【wangqiang】：lingdaowenqilai，

nijiushuoneigemokuaishiwopeiniyiqiaoyegaodingde，tingjianmei？huitouqingnichifan！yitiaotiao，yijuju，

xiangbinglengdezhen，zhazaitadeyanjingshang。neidunyongyuanduixianbulede“huitoufan”，

chengleyakualuotuodezuihouyigendaocao。limomeiyouxiangwangchangyiyang，zaixinlimomomajiju，

ranhouwunaidiguanshangshouji。zheiyici，tayichangpingjing。tashenzhiqingqingdi、wushengdixiaolexiao，

neixiaoronglimeiyouwendu，zhiyouyizhongxiadingjuexindebingleng。tajieping，baocun，

jiangliaotianjiluwanzhengdibeifendaoleyunduan。xing，wangqiang。nixihuanwan，shiba？neizheici，wojiupeini，

wangedade。congneitianqi，limobianle。tabuzaishineigementouganhuo、nilaishunshoudelaohuangniu。

tachengleyimingchenmodelieren，erwangqiang，jiushitasuodingdeliewu。tadefanji，conggaibiangoutongfangshikaishi。

“limo，kuai，bangwozuogeshichangjingpinfenxippt，wojiyong！”wangqiangxiangwangchangyiyang，

bayidieluanqibazaodeziliaorengzaitazhuoshang。limotaiqitou，lianshangmeiyourenhebunaifandebiaoqing，

fanerdaizheyisizhiyehuadeweixiao：“haode，qiangge。”tadangzhewangqiangdemian，dakaidiannao，

denglugongsineibubangongruanjian，zhaodaowangqiangdetouxiang，qiaoxiayixingzi，ranhoudianjifasong。jihutongshi，

wangqiangdeshoujixiangle。taditouyikan，lianseweibian。【limo（bangongruanjian）】：qiangge，

ningangcaikoutouanpaiwoxiezhunin**shichangjingpinfenxippt。

“yinwozhengzaichuli“qimingxing”xiangmudeshouhouyouhua（youxianjis），

cixianggongzuoyujixuyaoyanchidaomingtianxiawuchuli。qingquerenrenwuneirongjishijianjiedian。wangqianglengzhule，

takankanshouji，youkankanlimoneizhangpingjingwubodelian，youxienaohuo：“nigaoshenmemingtang？

zheidianxiaoshihaiyongfaoa？”limoyijiuweixiaozhe：“gongsiguiding，zhongyaogongzuoliuhen，bimianhouxuchepi。

ninquerenyixia，wohaoanpaishijian。”wangqiangbeitazheigongshigongbandetaiduyedeshuobuchuhua，

xingxingdizaizijishoujishangdianle“queren”。taganjueyoudianbuduijing，danyoushuobushanglainalibudui。

zhijuedezheigeyizhihenhaonaniedelimo，sihushenshangzhangchulekanbujiandeci。zheizhishikaishi。

wangqiangzairanglimobangtaqusirenkuaidi，limohuihuifu：“haode，qiangge。qingwenzheishigongwukuaidima？

ruguobushi，genjugongsixingzhengguiding，sirenkuaidixuzixingchuli。

”wangqiangzaizaigongzuoshijianranglimobangtadingwaimai、maikafei，limohuihuifu：“shoudao。

feiyonggongji38.5yuan，qingwenshiweixinzhuanzhanghaishixianjin？”wangqiangzaizaisixiaweixintucaolingdaoshi“**”，

baoyuangongsizhidu“fanrenlei”shi，limobuzaixiangyiqianyiyangfuyandihuige“ng”huozhebiaoqingbao，

ershihuiqiaomiaodiyindaotashuochugengduo“jinju”，ranhou，shouzhiqingqingyian，jietubaocun。tadeshoujixiangceli，

neigemingwei“sucai”dejiamiwenjianjia，tijizhengzaifeisupengzhang。

limianbujinyouwangqiangtuiweisaize、rangtagansihuodezhengju，

gengyoudaliangwangqiangdihuigongsi、rumalingdao、xuanyaozijiruhemoyushuahuadejingcaiyanlun。

limoxiangyigenaixindeyuanding，jingxinpeiyuzhezheixie“duguo”，dengdaitamenchengshuluodi、hongranzhaxiangdeneiyitian。

2anliuyongdongwangqiangbingfeimeiyouchajuelimodebianhua，dantazhishijuedezheixiaozizuijin“zhou”le，

butongrenqingshigu。tashizhezaiqitarenmianqianshuolimodehuaihua，shuota“buhequn”、“sinaojin”。kexi，

limopingriweirentashi，jishunengliyouqiang，wangqiangneitaoshuocibingmeixianqishenmefenglang。faner，yiciyiwai，

rangwangqianggandaolezhenzhengdeweixie。zaiyicibumenneibufupanhuishang，

yigezhiqianbeiwangqiangfuze、houlaichulelouzidexiaoxiangmubeizhongxintiqi。wangqiangxiguanxingdixiangbazerenwangwaitui，

hualihuawaianshishidangshixiezhutadelimolijiecuoletadexuqiu。ruoshiyiqian，limoyaomechenmo，

yaomezhinengcangbaidibianjiejiju。danzheiyici，limodengwangqiangshuowan，caipingjingdikaikou：“qiangge，

guanyu‘chenxi’xiangmudisanbanxuqiubiangengdegoutongjilu，yijininzuizhongqianziquerendeyoujian，wodouhaibaocunzhe。

”“xuyaowoxianzaidiaochulai，bangdajiahuiyiyixiajutidejueceguochengma？”huiyishishunjiananjingxialai。

wangqiangdelianyixiazizhanghongle，tazhanglezhangzui，queyigeziyeshuobuchulai。tasisididingzhelimo，

yanshenlichongmanlejingeheyisibuyichajuedekonghuang。tadiyiciyishidao，zheigechenmodexiashushouli，

kenengzhendewozheduitabulidedongxi。limomeiyouzhendediaochujilu，tazhishikanzhewangqiang，

neiyanshenfenmingzaishuo：“wozhidaonizuoleshenme，woyouzhengju。”neichanghuiyizhihou，wangqianganfenleyiduanshijian，

dangougaibulechishi。meiguoduojiu，tayoukaishigutaifumeng，zhishimianduilimoshi，gengjiaxiaoxin，

shouduanyegengjiayinbi。tabuzaifaweixin，gaiweidadianhuahuozhedangmianshuo，shuowanburenzhang。

dantadigulelimodejuexin。limozhunbeileluyinbi。

meiciwangqianglaizhaota“buzhisihuo”huozhe“jiaoliuxiangfa”，tadouhuikansiwuyididakaishoujiluyingongneng，

huozherangzhuoshangdeluyinbikaishigongzuo。zhengjulian，zaiwushengwuxizhong，biandeyuelaiyuewanzheng，yuelaiyuezhiming。

3rongyaoxianjingjihui，zongshiliujiyouzhunbeideren。gongsilishibannian，

zhongyutanxialeyigexingyeneidebiaogankehu——“xinghejituan”。laobangaoduzhongshi，

jiangqishiweigongsizhanlveshengjideguanjianyibu。weilepipei“xinghejituan”degediao，laobandashouyihui，

juedingjianggongsizuida、zuiqipaidehuiyishi——“rongyaoting”jinxingquanmianshengjigaizao。

hexinbianshianzhuangyikuaijiazhibufeide100cun4kchaoqingzhinenghuiyiping，

yongyuxiangkehuzhanshigongsizuiqianyandejishuhefangan。zheikuaipingmu，chenglegongsizuixindemianzigongcheng。

erfuzediaoshi、shuxizheikuaipingmusuoyougongneng，quebaoqizaizhongyaoyanshishiwanwuyishidezhongren，

haowuxuanniandiluozailejishunenglizuiqiangdelimoshenshang。

dangxingzhengbufuzerenjiangyichuanchenzhongdeyaochiheyitaofuzadeshebeishuomingshujiaojilimoshi，

pailepaitadejianbang：“limo，quangongsijiunizuikaopu，zheigerenwujiaojini，laobanfangxin！

”limojieguoyaochi，ganshouzheneifenchendiandiandezhongliang，xinlimeiyourenhehuangkong，faneryongqiyiguqiyidereliu。

yigewanmeidewutai，yijingdahaole。xianzai，zhidengtazheigedaoyan，

heneiweizhudingyao“shanyao”quanchangde“zhujiao”dengchangle。4zhimingpingbaojiexialaidejitian，

limojihupaozaile“rongyaoting”。tayanjiushuomingshu，ceshipingmudemeiyigegongneng，

congwuxiantoupingdaoduoshebeiqiehuan，congsecaixiaozhundaoyinxiangxiaoguo。tabixuquebao，zaiguanjianshike，