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第1章
1、
wochuanshule，chuanjinyiben《wobeibanzhurendaitoubaling》deshuzhong。
henbuxingdewochuanchengleneigebeibalingdexiaoguniang，xiangwan。
yinzhangdepiaoliangbianchengleyuanzui，chuyikaixuedediyitian，beibanzhurendaitoubaling，ranhoubanlisuoyoutongxuekaishiguli。
wodefancaizhongjingchanghuibeifangruchongzi，shubaolidezuoyejingchangbuyierfei，ranhougekelaoshizaikeshangyiyizhongkanlajideyanshenkanzhewo，xiaobadenvpengyoushengshengjiangweiqiamiedeyantouenzailewodelianshang。
ziciwokaishiyanxue，meirixiangyizhishenghuozaimaocelidequyiyang，renrenhanda。
houlaiwocaizhidao，rendee，bufennianji。
xiaobadaitouzaiwofangxuebijingdelushangdairenduzhuwo，jiangwotuozaiwurendefeiqicangku，neiyiye，wojiangzheibeizideyanleidouliuganle。
tianlianghou，tamenweixiewobuyaojiangcishishuochuqu，fouzejiujiangpaideshipingongkaichuqu，rangwodefumuwufazaizheigechengshijixushenghuoxiaqu。
huidaojiazhongkanzhemeitianweishengjibenbodefumu，wobuganjiangzheixierizizaoyudezheixieshiqinggaosutamen。
wobabazaiyigegongchangbanzhuan，meitianweileshengneishikuaiqiandewufan，ningkeezheduzidengwanshanghuijiazaichi。
womamabaitianzuojiazheng，wanshanghaiquchaoshishangyeban，tamenzheimexinkuquanshiweilewo。
weilejiangwosongjinzheisuoquanshiyoumingdechuzhong，yiniandoushebudemaiyijianyifu。
wozenmerenxingaosutamenzheigeshiqing，tamenhuichengshoubuzhudea。
meitianwanshangwoyigerentangzaichuangshang，douhuihuixiangqineiyesuozaoshoudeyiqie，wonaqiqianbihedexiaodao，zaizijidegeboshanghualeyidaoyouyidao，xiangganjuebudaotongyiban。
wojiangsuoyoudeshiqingdouxiezairijibenshang，suozaichoutili。
zhongyu，rifuyiridezhongyazhixia，zaisuoyoutongxuexiaozheshuowoshiyige**deneitian，wozhanzaixuexiaozuigaodedingloushang，biyantiaolexiaqu。
xueliuleyidi，tingwenehaocongcongganlaidefumuguizaiyipianxuebozhizhong，baozhemanshenshixuedewohaotaodaku。
zaiwosihou，fumunazhewoneibenrijibenyibianbiandeshangsuxiangweiwotaohuigongdao，zuihouquezhishideleshiwandepeichangjin。
neixiebalingwoderenyinweiweichengnianzhishibeijuliuleyigexingqibianbeifanglechulai，erneigedaitoubalingwodebanzhurenquechengweishengjiyouxiujiaoshidengshangledianshitai。
xinzhongbeitongdefuqinzaixiabanlushangbeiyiliangzuijiujiashidedachesijikaichezhuangsile，erneigesijishibeineixiexiaobadefumuhuaqianzhishide。
womadezhixiaoxihounazhedaoxiangyaozhaotamentongguiyujin，quebeiyiguyishangrenzuizhuajinjianyu，panleshiwunian。
2、
dangshikanwanshudewokandaodajiejuhoushifenqifen，gangzaipingjialimaleyidunzuozhe。
ranhoushuixingyijuewochuanshule，chuanchengleshuzhongdexiaokelianxiangwan。
woshishei，wokeshizixiaoxiwu，naguoquanguowushuguanjundejiangwan，zheibushirangwolaizhengjiushijie，xiaomie**leme。
womoquancazhang，yueyueyushi。
“suzhuqingbaochilengjing，buyaojidong，fouzejiangchehuifanjidiyibujianglideyiwanyuanrenminbi。”
“xitong，wonengbunengbatamendasi，zheiqunzhazi，huozhelangfeikongqi，silelangfeitudi，jiugaiyuandibaozha。”
“bukeyie，ninderenwushiwanjiuxiangwanyijiabeicandemingyun，ruguoshaletamen，ninyehuibeichedimoshade。”
“wokao，zheibaquantiaokuan。”
“suzhu，mingrijiuyaokaixuele，qingnintiqianzuohaozhunbei，xitongyouyigefuzhujiangli。”
“e，shenmejiangli？。”
“shishiluping，qingninxuanzeshifouxuyao。”
“shishilupingshikeyijiangxianshifashengdeshiqingshishijilu，duima？。”
“是的。”
“woyao，shazicaibuyao。”
“shishilupingchenggongduihuan，kouchujifen10fen。”
“jifenshishenmegui？。”
“jiushimeicininderenwudachenghuijianglijifen，genjurenwunandubutongjianglidejifenduoshaoyebutong。”
“neiwoxianzaijifenduoshao。”
“负10分。”
“wokao，zheiyetaikengle，neifujifenhuiyoushenmeyingxiang？。”
“fujifendadaoyiqian，jiuhuibeipandingrenwushibai，ranhouninhuibeichedimosha。”
“a。”deyisheng，wobaozhezhentoudaozaichuangshang，wobixubaneixiezhaziwanyierhenhenshoushidiao，weishehuichuhai。
benlaidasuanqingjiasongwoquxuexiaodefumubeiwoquanzhule，wozijiyigerennazheshepikoudaizhuangzhexinglizuozhe16lugongjiaoqulexuexiao。
“zheishinalilaidexiangbalao，nikantatideneigeshishenme，e，wotian，xianzaihaiyouzheizhongren，nazhelajidailaiwomenxuexiaoshangke。”
“nishuodebucuo，nimenzheixiexiaolajiqueshipeibushangwodelajidai，bijinglajihainengfeiwuhuishou。”
woxiaomimidekanzheneigedaitoushuohuadexiaotaimei，gengjiakuazhangdeyuqi。
“yoyoyo，zheijiukulee，xiaolajimeishihuinidelajitongdaizhe，zuibataichoujiubiechulaiwurankongqi。”
“你你。”
“nishenmeni，shoudoudebiwotainaihailihai，youbingganjinzhi，burandelejuezhengjiuwanle。”
shuobawotizheshepikoudaicongtamenzhongjianjileguoqu，gangbadongxifangzaisushegandaojiaoshideshihou，banzhurenlaoshizhanghuohuojiunuqichongchongdezhanzaijiaoshimenkoukanzhewo。
“xiangwan，nidabandezheimepiaoliangshixianggouyinshei。”
“laoshi，ninbunengyinweiyanxiajiuhuluanshuohuaa，wochuanzhegentamenyiyangdexiaofuzajiuchenggouyinrenle，neiwobamajiwodemeimaowoyehenyouchoua，ninjuedewozaigouyinbierenmobushininduiwoyoushenmefeifenzhixiang。”
shuobawohaipasidewangjinlonglelongwodeyifu，ranhoujixuhuoliquankaideshuchu：
“mofeininshiduiwodemeimaoyoushenmefeifenzhixiang，qiuerbudexiangyinqiwodezhuyi，dakebubi，shouxianbenrennvaihaonan，ninzheizhongyoulaoyouchoudelaonvrenrongyishangyanjing。”
“你，你，你。”
“ni，nishenmeni，zhanghuohuo，niyiweinijiaozhanghuohuo，jiuzhengenpenhuolongyiyang，daisheipenshei，yitiantiannaozilizhuangdebuzhidaoshenmehuangsefeiliao，nianjiqingqingshoudoudegenwotainaiyiyang，youbingjiuganjinqukanbing。”
shuobawushitanaonudemuguangzhaoleyigekaohoudeweizhi，zhijiezuolexiaqu。
3、
“xiangwan，nijiwogunchuqu，yihouwodekejiuzhanzaiwaibiantingjiang，xiangnizheizhongzhangxiangyaoraoyikanjiubushihaohaoxuexideliaobuyaowuranwodeketang。”
“wowuranketang，shuoniyanxianihaibuxin。taliangbaozaiyikuaierdoukuaikenshanglenidoubuguan，neigezaineichouyanchoudedoukuaishengxianleniyebuwen，jiuwochuanzhegexiaofuhaidegunchujiaoshi，wobuhuigun，yaobuzhanglaoshijishifanshifan。”
“ni，banibamajiaolai。nizheizhongxueshengzenmepeijinwomenjingdeshuangyuxuexiao。”
“nizheizhongqiruanpaying，jianqianyankaidebaileidounengweirenshibiao，woyoushenmebupeide，wojuedejinnimenxuexiaodoubazhenggedangcijinilaqilaile。”
“ni，nizheizhongxueshengwojiaobule，wodaoyaokankanzheigejiaoshishinizouhaishiwozou。”
“zhanglaoshi，nibieguangshuobuzuo，kuaiqu，kuaiqushuoshuonizenmedaitoubalingpiaoliangnvxueshengde，mingtiannijiuchenglemingfuqishidezhanghuohuole，mingxingdoumeinihuodeneizhonghuo。”
“ni，nishenmeyisi。”
“zimianyisi，niqianjiaozou，wohoujiaojiujianggangcaifashengdeshiqingyuanyuanbenbenzhibochuqu，wowusuowei，fanzhengzainaerdudouxing，nijiubuyiyangle，bijingnishijingdeshuangyuzuidadeyibahuo。”
“哈哈哈。”
qitatongxuetingdaozheili，buzhidaosheidaitouxiaolechulai，zhenggejiaoshitingquxiaoshengyipian。
“anjing，kaishishangke。”
miansebaileyouhonghongleyoubaidezhanghuohuoshenhuxihaojigelaihui，caijiangneiguxiehuoyalexiaqu。
ranhoufuyandejiwomenshanglediyijieshuxueke，xiake**yixiang，paodefeikuai。
“yo，jiemei，gouyingdea。”
“zenme，niyexiangshishi。”
wochixiaozhekanleyiyanyanqiandenvsheng，yitouyingwulvmao，zuilidiaozheyigenyan，xiaobadenvpengyoulingling。
“nibieshuo，wohaizhenxiangshishi。”
shuobajiangxiangshuzhongneiyangnazhehaiweiximiedeyantouchaowozouleguolai，ranhouhenhendechaowoenleguolai。
zaitadeshoujuwozhiyouyichizhiyuandeshihou，woyibazhuazhutadeshouwan，laolaodeyazaizhuoshangdongdanbude。
ranhoujieguotashouzhongdeyantou，chaotadeshoubeihenhenenlexiaqu。
“shufume？nvhaiziliulebajiubukeaile，nishuozheigebayaoshiliuzainidexiaoliandanshangzenmeyang，xiangxianghaimanqidaide。”
“tengtengteng，wocuole，xiangwan，xiangmeinv，xianglaoda，wozaiyebuganle，nindarenbujixiaorenguoraolewozheici。”
“zheijiuduilema，yihouxuedeguaidian，wojianmingyitiaowusuowei，banizigeerdajinqujiubuhuasuanle，nishuoshiba。”
wopaizhetadexiaolian，xiaozheshuodao。
“shishishi，ninshuodedoudui。”
neigejiaoaobukeyishidelinglingcikexiangtiaogouyibanpazaineili，kukuaiqiu。
“zhenmeiyisi，gundan。”
wosongshoufangkai，ranhoubaiwuliaolaidekanzhechuangwai。
4、
“zheiniumanlade，woxihuan。”
“bupasidehuakeyishishi。”
wozuijiaoguazheyimoxiaokanzhezhangchaoneigebailei。
yiweizijimeiliwubiandezhangchaobaichuyigeziyiweihenshuaideposezoudaowomianqian，shijiyouniwubian。
“wojiaozhangchao，meinvkefourenshiyixia。”
“woduilajihuishoumeixingqu。”
tingwencihua，zhangchaohaiweishuohua，yipangdegenbansongqiangyinuqichongchongdezhizhewokaima。
“nizheigechou**jianzhishijingjiubuchichifajiu。nizhidaozheishisheibu，zheishiwomendezhangdagongzi。”
“wozuitaoyanbierenyongshouzhizhizhewo。”
woshenchushouweiweishilijiangtadeshouzhibailexiaqu。
“tengtengteng，fangshou，ganjinjilaozifangshou。”
“nizaishuoyibian，ganggangwomeitingqingchu。”
“gunainai，qiuqiunigaotaiguishou。”
“ruangutou，wohaiyiweinidegutougennidezuiyiyangyingni，kanlaigaogunile。”
wochouchushubaolideshijincalecashou，ranhouxianqidediujinlelajitong。
“wokao，laodanikanjianmei，zheiniangmenshigaoshoua，kandoumeikanjiurengjinlelajitong，niurena。”
“bizui，woyoubuxia。”
kenengxujiumeijianguowozheibanpiqiheshenshouyibanbaozaodenvsheng，xiaobazhangchaobaichuyifu：
nvren，nichenggongdiyinqilewodezhuyidemoyang。
neizhongyanshenrangrengandaowubizhanniexin。
“baituoniganjinshouhuiquneifuyangzi，youninidedounengchaoyiguodahuicaile，jianzhirangrendaoweikou。”
我反感的开口说道。
“meinvjiushimeinv，fapiqidoushimeinv。”
wobaiyanpiaoletayiyan，shijianhaijiu，gunainaipeinimanmanwaner。
bubaniwanfeile，wodoubushinigunainai。
5、
wanshanghuijia，wojiangxitongjiangliwodeliangwanyuannalechulai，fangzaizhuoshang。
“xiaowan，ninalaideqian？。”
“bama，nimenfangxinshouzhe，womeiyouganweifaluanjideshiqing，zheishiwozuowenbisaihuojiangdedejiangjin。”
“nishenmeshihoucanjiadezuowenjingsai？zenmemeitingnishuoqiguo。”
“shujiameishigan，woqushudiankanshudeshihouzhenghaokandaoleyouzheigezhengwenbisai，jiucanjiale，zheibushigangnadaojiangjinjiugaosuninlema，ninbieshengqihaobu。”
“nizheihaizi，mabaqianjinicunqilai，yihoushangxueyong。”
“buyongcun，babushiyizhidouxiangkaigezaodianpume，youlezheibiqianzhenghaokeyiyong。cunqilaimeiyou，womendexiangbanfarangqianshengqian。”
“nizheigexiaoyatou，shuoqihualaiyitaoyitaode。”
“mama，ninjiutingwodema，。”
xujiuweisajiaodewohaiyoudianhaixiudibaozhemamadegebo，laihuiyaohuangzhe。
“meilan，xiaowanshuodedui，zhiyouqiancainengshengqian，kaojirendagongyibeiziyefabulecai，mingtianwojiuquzhaodifangqu。”
“nimenzheifunvliang，shuofengjiushiyu，bale，fanzhengzheiqianyeshixiaowanbisaidede，neijiudoutingxiaowandeanpaiba。”
“eye，neiwoquxuexila。”
“去吧。”
“xitong，youmeiyouguomubuwangzheileidejineng？。”
“you，danshixuyao50jifen。”
“woxianzaiyouduoshaojifen。”
“30。”
“neijiubangwoduihuanba。”
wohenlehenxinshuodao，suirankouzheimeduojifenhenroutong，keshibiyehaoduonianmeipengguoshudewokanshuzhendehentoutenga，keshirenwuyouyaogaibianxiangjiayijiazidemingyun，budushubuxinga。
bieshuo，zicongyouleguomubuwangzheigejinengyihou，xuexizhendesoeay。
wozhixuyaojiangbuhuidenantiyibubuchaijie，zhengli，yibanzuoshanggeliangsanbianjiunengjiangjiefachuleipangtong，tongleixingdetimusuibianchu。
e，woqinaidemama，woganjuewodoukeyikaoqinghualeni。
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