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wobangdinglewuqixitong，quechuanchengletaier。mamahaishizongcaidaiqiupaodejiaoqi。

woanweizijidangjunhuodalaozhenghaocongwawazhuaqi。kehaoburongyiaidaokuaichushengshi，

mamahuaiguimiquequanshuomamabawodadiao，shuowodezongcaidieshichaoxiong，yihouwokongpayeshigeshiebushedechusheng。

chushiweijieshenxiansi，wobaozhehaimeizaohaodeyidalipao，zaizigongliwunengkuangnu，【buyaoa，babajichu，

haizijiubujichu。】【shoushoubamama，qiancuowancuodoushibabadecuo，baobaonengyoushenmehuaixinsini？

】xiayimiao，woerbianchuanlaijingyadenvsheng，“shisheizaishuohua？”…wozheicaiyishidao，

mamakeyitingjianwodexinsheng。dunshixijierqi，tianbuwangwoa。wolianmanghuhan，【mama，shiwo，

woshiniduzilidebaobao，qiuqiunibiedadiaowo。】neixinguaqiqifenglengyu，

nagechuanyuezhenenghundehewoyiyangcan，kongyoujinshouzhiquemeifayong，gengshihaimeichushengjiumianlinshengsiweiji。meicuo，

woshigezidaixitongdechuanyuezhe。jiuzaibujiuqian，wobangdinglewuqixitong。

naozilipingkongchuxianlegeleiwuqizhishiyutuzhi，jishuyuanchaodangdaishuipingyiqiannian。wuqixitong？

zheiqibushiyaochengbashijiedejiezou？woxintoukuangxi，zheijianzhishitianhukaiju！chuanyuehaifudaijinshouzhi，

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woshizhedongledong，faxianzijideshoujiaodouchuqidixiaoqiao。yizhongbuxiangdeyuganshunjianyongshangxintou。“xitong，

wozainali？xianzaishishenmeqingkuang？”【suzhunihao，nixianzaizaimutizigong，

haishigeganggangfayule32zhoudepeitaie～】【qingsuzhuzhuajinxishouyingyang，shunlichusheng，

wanchengtongyishijieheibangdedaren。】“kao，wochengleyigehaimeichushengdepeitai？”wanruqingkongpili，

chengbashijiedexiongxinzhuangzhishunjianbeijiaomie。wonashenmechengba？yongtaipanma？cishiwaijie，

shennianyazhengmozhezijiduzi，xianrulejudadezhenjing。gangcai…shiduzilidebaobaozaihetashuohua？“yaya，

nidaodiyoumeiyouzaitingwoshuohua？”tashenpangzaicichuanlaibunaifandenvsheng，“womenkeshixinshidainvxing，

nibieyinweitayoujigeqianyoudianbenshi，jiuchumaizijidezunyan。

buranniheneixiechuqumaidegegedayoushenmequbie？”“tingwode，chenxianzaihailaideji，

zanmenquyiyuanbahaizidale，chedilikaitazhongxinkaishi。”yishidaoshennianyaxiangfazhengzaibeimengliedongyao，

wolikezaitaxinzhongfachujinggao，【mama，qianwanbiexinta，tashipiannide！tahongniquliuchan，

beidiliquezaojiutongzhilediedi，wumiewobushidiedidehaizi，shuonizuozeixinxucaiyaotoutoudatai。

】【diediderenxianzaiyijingzaiyiyuanshouzhe，jiudengzhenizitouluowang。daoshihouwomenbaikoumobian，

tiaojinhuangheyexibuqingla！】2woyibianjishennianyatouluqingjie，yibiannumaxitong，“shaqiandaodexitong，

bierenkaijudoushigaopei，wochuanchengpeitaijiusuanle，womahaishigepaohui？

”ganggangwocaicongxitongneinadaowanzhengdeqingjie，kanwanjianzhiliangyanyihei。shennianyabingbushizheigeshijiedenvzhujiao，

tadeguimisuxiaoxiaocaishi。ersuxiaoxiaochenggongfanpandediyibu，jiushixianjizijideguimi。zaiyuanqingjieli，

shennianyatingxinlesuxiaoxiaodetiaobo，buduanyunanzhuyexiulinchanshengmaodun。

daozhiyexiulinzhujianhuaiyishennianyalingyousuotu。shenzhizaisuxiaoxiaoweizaodezhengjumianqian，

tarendingshennianyafuzhongdehaizi，yejiushiwo，shigeyezhong。zuizhong，yexiulinjiangshennianyaqiujinleqilai。

suxiaoxiaoyouchenjixiaduyao，zaochengyishiliangmingdejieju。zaishennianyasihou，

yexiulincaizhidaotabingmeiyoubeipanziji，tongkubukan。ȥsuxiaoxiaozechenxuerru，

yishennianyaguimidemingyianweiyexiulin，zuizhongliangrenxiuchengzhengguo。wohenbudenachudapao，dangchangbenglesuxiaoxiao。

kedangwuzhiji，haishixianbaozhushennianya，rangzijishunlichusheng。ruoshilianchushengdouzuobudao，

napawoyouwuqixitongdouyushiwubu。suoyiyigezi，ren！yinweizhiqiandeyouyubujue，cishi，

shennianyayibeisuxiaoxiaoladaoleyiyuanmenkou。tingdaowodexinshenghou，shennianyaliansemingxianbiandenankan。“yaya，

nizenmele？liansezheimenankan？”suxiaoxiaocoujinxunwen，yuqikansiguanqie，

yandiquelveguoyisibuyichajuedesuanji。“shibushiduzilineigeniezhongyourangnibushufule？

”“zanmenganjinbatadale，miandetazaihuohaini。”shennianyakanzhesuxiaoxiaoneizhangshuxidelian，

xinzhongtianrenjiaozhan。zuizhong，muxingdebennengrangtaxuanzelexiangxinwo。tashenxiyikouqi，tuikaisuxiaoxiaodeshou，

yuqibiandeshuli，“bieshuole，zheigehaiziwobuhuidadiao，nixianhuiquba。

”suxiaoxiaocuoedikanzheturanzhuanbiantaidudeshennianya。haixiangzaiquanjiju，hurantapiejianyidaorenying，

yanzhongdunshishanguoyimojingmang，guyitigaoleshengyin，“yaya，womingbaile，meicuo，

zheizhongshiqueshixuyaoxiaoxinjinshenyidian。”“nibiedanxin，zheijianshiwobuhuishuochuqude，haizideshi，

woyidingtinibaomi。”ζmolengliangkedehuayinrenxiaxiang。wozhijuebuduijing，lianmangtongguoxitongzhence，

faxianyuanlaibianyidiedijiuzaifujin，jimangtixingshennianya，【buhaolemama，diedijiuzaifujin，

suxiaoxiaozheihuainvrenzaiguyitiaobonimen。】【kuai，xianzaijiujidiedidadianhua，

sajiaorangtapeinilaiyiyuanzuoyunjian，haiyaobiaodaniduiduzilibaobaodeqidai！】shennianyadangzhesuxiaoxiaodemian，

botongleyexiulindedianhua。kedianhuayijietong，tadunshiyusai，buzhigaicongheshuoqi。wozaixinlilianliancuicu，

【sajiao，kuaisajiaoya！】tazhihaokekebanbandikaikou，“laogong，ni，niyoumeiyoushijian？

nengbunengpeiwolaiyitangyiyuan？”3dianhuagangguaduan，yexiulinjiulengzhelianchuxianzailetamenmianqian。tashengxingduoyi，

napashennianyajitadadianhuabaobei，querengdaxiaobuletadehuaiyi。tamuguangrudaodidingzheshennianya，

“nilaiyiyuanganshenme？”tabaichushenwenfanrendetaidu。womingxianganjuedaoshennianyadeqingxubianhua，

gangxiangkaikouanfu，suxiaoxiaoqiangxianyibudangzaishennianyamianqian，yuqikuazhang，“yexiulin，nibayayadangshenmele？

”“talaiyiyuanguannishenmeshi？nichongtafashenmehuoa？”zizijujudouzaihuoshangjiaoyou。jingguosuxiaoxiaoyiji，

shennianyaxiongkouqifu，yankanjiuyaofazuo。woganjinzaitaxinlihanhua，【mama，renzhu！jixusajiao，

xianzaibushiyingpengyingdeshihou！】【xiangxiangnidebaobao，nirenxinkannidebaobaochushengjiumeidiedihehuma？

】shennianyashenxiyikouqi，yingshengshengbanuqiyaxiaqu，shengyinruanlexialai，“laogong，

wozhishixiangrangnipeiwozuogechanjian。”taqingqinglazhutadeyixiu，luchuweiqudeshense，

“bierendouyouzhangfupeizhe，jiuwoyigerenhaokelian。”yexiulinxianranmeiliaodaotahuizheiyang，lenglepianke，

yuqibuzijuedihuanhe，“…hao，wopeiniqu，zhishiyihounigaizaodianhewoshuo。”suxiaoxiaozhanzaiyipang，

zhenjingdeshuobuchuhua。tazenmeyemeixiangtong，shennianyazheicijingwanquanbaituoletadexiangfaxingshi。tabusixin，

youguzuoguanqiedichahua，“yaya，nikeyaoxiangqingchu，youxieshixianzaibuzuo，yihoujiugengnanshouchangle。

”wolijitixingshennianya，【mama，tazaixiangdiedianshiniyinmanhuaiyunzhenxiang，kuaizhuanyihuati！

】shennianyahuiyi，huranfachuyishengjinghu，ranhoubayexiulindeshouqingqingfangzaizijiduzishang，

žduiyexiulinroushengshuo，“nikuaimomo，baobaogangcaidongleni，haoxiangzhidaobabalaileyiyang。”yijibucheng，

suxiaoxiaoyoushitan，“yezongzheimemang，qishiwopeiyayayeyiyang，naxuyaolaofanninni？

”wolikelengxiaoyishengchuochuan，【mama，tazaitiaobodiedibuguanxinni。】shennianyamashangjiehua，

“laogongzaimangdouchoukonglaipeiwole，woyijinghenkaixinhenzhizule。”jicisanfan，

suxiaoxiaodetiaobodoubeiqiaomiaohuajie。kanzheyexiulinduishennianyayuelaiyuewenroudetaidu。tazhongyubengbuzhu，

henhendengleshennianyayiyan，fenranliqu。zanshideweijizongsuanhuajie。jingguozheiyizao，

woheshennianyademoqiyurijuzeng。tayezhongyuyouleanxinyangtaidekongjian，erwo，

zejixuzaitaduzilidaoguwodewuqixitong。pingjingderiziguodehenkuai，zaiguoyigeyue，jiushiwodeyuchanqi。

zheitianxiawu，yexiulinnuqichongchongdituimenerru，jiangyifenwenjianhenhenshuaizaishennianyamianqian。“shennianya，

nijiwojieshijieshi！”tashengyinbinglengcigu。sanluodezhizhangshang，“paichushengwuxueqinziguanxi”jigezi，

heranyueruyanzhong。4shennianyawuzheduzilianseshabai。tabukezhixindijianqidishangdeqinzijiandingshu，

“yexiulin，nijiuzheimebuxiangxinwo？”yexiulinlengyanfushita，“zhengjuquezao，zainiyunjiandeshihou，

zuodeyangshuichuancidebaogaohainengyoujia？”cishiwozaishennianyaduzilixinjirufen。zheiqinzijiandingkendingyouwenti，

kezenmecainengrangyexiulinxiangxinni？【mama，nirangdiedidainizaiqubiedeyiyuanzuojianding，

zheikouheiguowomenbunengbei。】raner，zheishisuxiaoxiaohuranxianshen。taxianshinanyizhixindiwangleshennianyayiyan，

yanquanshunjianhongle。jiezhekuaibuzoudaoyexiulinmianqian，shengyindaizhekuqiang，“yezong，duibuqi，

wozhendebunengzaibangyayamanxiaqule。”tagengyanzhe，fangfoshuochuzheixiehuarangtawubitongku，

“wozhidaoniyouduoqidaizheigehaizi，keshi，keshiyayatadangshishiyishihutua！”taturanzhuanshen，

jinjinzhuazhushennianyadeshou，leizhuqiadaohaochudihualuo，“yaya，shoushouba！dangchunibushikuzheduiwoshuo，

yinweiyezongchichibujinimingfen，nicaihuiqujiubamaizui，caihuiheneigemoshengnanren…”shuodaozheili，

taxiangshizaiyeshuobuxiaqu，wuzhuzuichouqiqilai，jianbangweiweizhandou。piankehou，tayouzhuanxiangyexiulin，

yangqimanshileihendelian，“yezong，nibieguaiyaya，yaoguaijiuguaiwoba，shiwomeiyoujishiquanzuta。

”youtongxinjishoudiquanshennianya，“yaya，zheigehaizizhendebunengliua！yezongduinizheimehao，

nandaoniyaoyangdayigegenbenbushiyezongguroudehaizima？zheirangyezongyihouzaiquanzilizenmetaideqitou？

”“yaya，zhangtongburuduantong，xianzaiquliuchan，yiqiedouhailaideji，wohuiyizhipeizhenide。

”zheifanbiaoyankanchengwanmei。jiangyigerentongjiechuanzhenxiang，

queyouchuchuweiduifangzhexiangdeguimixingxiangyanyidelinlijinzhi。wandan，zuijinmangzhezaowuqi，wanglejingtisuxiaoxiao。

woxinliaohuibuyi。shennianyaqidehunshenfadou，“nihushuo！”“suxiaoxiao，niweishenmeyaowumiewo？

”suxiaoxiaoyiweizaiyexiulinshence，zaizhongrenkanbujiandejiaodu，duishennianyaluchuleyigezhuanshunjishide，

chongmanshengliyiweideweixiao。“goule！”yexiulinlishengdaduan，kanxiangshennianyadeyanshenbinglengcigu。

kepiejiantacangbaidelian，huranxiangqizheixieshiritayilaizijidemoyang，xintouyiruan，zuizhongzhixialing，

“xianbataguanzaibieshuliyanjiakanshou。”wosonglekouqi，xinghaoyexiulinzheiduanshijianhaishiduimamashengchuleganqing。

meiyourangtaqiangxingliuchan。dangfangjianzhishengwomenmuzi，wolikechuandixinsheng，【mamabiepa，

womenhaiyoufanpandejihui。】meixiangdaoshennianyacanbaizhelianyaotou，leishuiwushenghualuo，“tagenbenbuxinwo，

wozhenshitaimeiyongle，lianzuixinrendeguimidoubeipanwo，wohainengzuoshenme？”【sheishuoniyiwushichu？

】wojimangdaduantadeziwofouding，xishulezheixierizitadehao，【mamanihaijidema？dangsuxiaoxiaotiaoboshi，

shinilinweibuluanpeihewoyanxi。】【dangdiediqiyishi，shiniyiciciyonggandibaohuwo。

】woganshoudaotaxintiaodebodong，jixuchuandizhewennuandeqingxu，【nishiwojianguozuihaozuiyonggandemama。

weilebaohuwo，niyicicitupozijidejixian。zheiyangdeni，pingshenmeshuozijimeiyong？

】shennianyahuanhuantaiqitou，yanzhongdejuewangbeijiandingdeguangmangqudai。“baobaonishuodedui，weileni，

mamayidingyaozhenzuoqilai。congjinwanghou，sheiyebunengshanghaiwomenmuzi。

”yexiulinhesiduitouchuxiongzuijinyinweiyipizousiyaowu，maodunchedijihua。

shuangfangzaigonghaideyisouduchuanshangjinxingzuizhongtanpan，shizedouzhunbeilerenshou，dasuanyijuchidiaoduifang。

yexiulinchuhaineitian，daizoulesuoyouhuwei。wozhiyinshennianyaqiaosuotaochubieshu，zuletiaochuanzhibengonghai。

yuanqingjiezhong，zheicihuopinyichangcanlie，yexiulinyiduxianruxianjing，chadiansangming。【mama，

zheishiwomenhuodediedixinrenzuizhongyaodeshihou！】【dengdiedibeidirenzhuazhule，mamaniraodaobeihoutouxi，

jidiedichuangzaojihui。】woliyongxitong，zhihuishennianyaraokaisuoyoujiankongheshouwei。toutoudengshangduchuan，

duozaianchudengjihui。cishichuanshangzhengzaihuopin。shuangfangrenmasishangcanzhong，chuxiongyiqiangdazhongleyexiulindetui，

taguidaozaidi。jiushixianzai！shennianyagangnachushouqiang，yaoduizhechuxiongdebeihoukaiqiang。“yaya，

nizenmezaizheili？”suxiaoxiaodeshengyinxiangqi，shunjianxiyinlesuoyourendezhuyi。zaogao。shunjian，

shennianyabeichuxiongderensisianzhu，dongdanbude。yexiulinkanjianshennianyaneikedunshijile，nuhoudao，“chuxiong，

nifangkaita！”chuxiongraoyouxingzhididaliangshennianya，“yezong，nizheinvrendaoshichiqing，

huaiyunlehaiganlaipeinisongsi。”wozaiduzilijidetuantuanzhuan，zheishihuranshennianyafachuletongkude**。

jiezhewogandaowoshentibuzijuedixiangwaihuaqu。wodunshiyishidao，tayaotiqianshengle。【mama，nijianchizhu！

】zhongrenzhijianshennianyahurandaozaidishang，wuzheduziliansecanbai，“yaya！”yexiulinmuziyulie，

chuxiongjianzhuang，xianshiyileng，suijibaofachugengjiachangkuangdedaxiao，“hahahahaha！youyisi！**youyisi！

”yanzhongshanshuozhecanrendeguang，tazhizhizhuxiangyaodongshoudeshouxia。“doubiedong，jiurangtasheng。

”“rangzanmenyezongqinyanjianjianzijierzi…ranhou，zaisongtamenyijiasankouqudixiatuanju。”“chuxiong，

nigandongtamen，wozuoguiyebuhuifangguoni！”yexiulinfennusihou。zaizhongrenkanxideyanshenzhong，

wochenggongdihuachulechandao，ranerchuxiongdexiaoronghuranjiangzailelianshang，