huobaoxinshu《wobeifuquanqiuweilaisiniandemimi》youxianglaxiaolongxiasuobianxiededoushishenghuofenggedexiaoshuo，zhujiaochuhelanyichu，neirongzhuyaojiangshu：wogaokaoleyiqianci，beikunlesiqiannian，wozhidaoquanqiuweilaisiniandemimi，shangyede，yulequande，zhongdashijiande，dangranyebaokuotamendemimi！...
这母女，是疯了吗？
jingrankeyihouyan**daozheizhongchengdu，haixiangyaobabaiwan？
diyigechuyanfanduishiqueshichensiya，tajiaojidishuodao：
"ma，nizenmezheiyanga？jiusuanchuhetamenjiayouqianyegenwomenmeiguanxi，ni，nizenmehaishuocailile？"
tayigenvhaizi，yanjianmamaruci，jianzhijiushidangtashangpinyiyangnaqumaia！
zheirangtaruhenenggoujieshoudele？
"duia！acui，haizimenhaixiaoni！zheidounagennaa，jiushuocailile。"
yangxiuyueyeshilianmangkaikoujiewei，suirantatingxihuanchensiyazheigehaizide，keyanqiantaerzilianshibasuidouhaibuman，tayaozunzhongerzidexiangfa。
chentongjiezeshinudao："jiejie，nizheishishenmetaidu？jingranzheiyanggenmamashuohua！nenggoujiajichuhenihaibumanyima？haishinixianzaijiuxintengchuhedeqianle？nihaimeiyoujiachuquni！"
"够了--"
chuhedeyishengnuhe，meiyicidouhuiyudaozheiyangexindemunv，dangzhenshijiangshanyigaibenxingnanyi，tashuodao：
"nimenkankanzijidezuilian，jiushizheiyangweirenmu，weirenjiemeidema？xiangyaobabaiwanshiba？"
shuowan，chuhedangjijiunachuleshouji，bodaleyigelanyichudedianhuahaoma，jietongzhihoudangzhongdakaimianti：
"zhaowoshenmeshi？"lanyichusihuzhengzaishengqi，yuqishifenbuyouhao。
"yichu，nishuohuibuchangwoyiqianwan！wojujue，yeqingnizhuangaonifuqin，wojiunizhishijushouzhilao，jueduibuxuyaorenhedejinqianbuchang。"chuheqiangdiaoshuodao。
"nibushishuoguolema？wobayezunzhongni，buhuizaijiqianle！ni……jiushizheishima？neiwoguale。"
"好--"
jianjiandandandeduihua，dianhuaguaduanle。
zhenggeketing，suoyourendoushixiayishidichenmoleshijimiao。
ganggangdeduihuashi：chuhejingranjujueleneiyiqianwandebuchangma？neikeshiyiqianwana！
huran，zhangacuijiubaofale。
"chuhe，nijingranbuyao？nihaiwomendiulebabaiwan！nipeijiwomen！"
"nipingshenmedanfangmianjujuele？shuodaodi，nimenchujiahaishiqionggui！zaiwomianqianzhuangshenmeqinggao，nizheiyibeizidoubuhuiyouchuxi。"
yangxiuyuedepiqizaihao，zheiyixiayeshengqile，tashuodao：
"nimenjiyidiankoude，womenjiaconglaibuqiannimenshenme！zheilibuhuanyingnimen，qingnimenchuqu！"
chensiyajihuyaokuchulaile，yibianxiangyangxiuyuedaoqianyibianlazhezhangacuihechentongjiejiuzou。
"ayi，chuhe，duibuqiduibuqi！womenxianzaizoule！"
zhangacuibeizhuaidaolemenkou，danrengranbufuqi，zhengzhanglianshifendenankan，dashengdao：
"meilemeile，wodebabaiwanmeile。neimeduoqian，chuheachuhe，nizheigesaobaxing，nihaiwodiulebabaiwana！"
taehenhendengxiangchuhe，yaoyashuodao：
"chuhenizhuangshenmeqinggao，qiandoubuyaole，nimenchujiahuogaiqiongyibeizi，nigennibayiyangmeichuxi。nizheiyangderenhaizhiwangkeyishangdaxue？"
chuhekanjiantaqijibaihuaideyangzi，fanershilengxiaoliangsheng：
"wobujinjinkeyishangdaxue，haishishengzhuangyuan！erninverzhibuguoshikaoge432fen，lianerbenxianyedabudao。nihaishidanxinyixianimenzijiba！"
"nihushuobadaoshenme？"chensitongshengqidao。
"wonvershenmeshuiping，nishenmeshuiping，jiunihaishengzhuangyuan，xiaosiren！"zhangacuiyeshengqishuodao。
chuhedao："nikankanninver，tashenmehuosenibuqingchuma？lianzuowendoumeixie，zhengtianjiushigenyangxinrongneijigerenyiqisihun。nijizhejianverdehua，daoshikeyirangtaxianjia。"
chentongjielianseshuadeyixiajiucangbaile，tadezuowenqueshishibugoushijianquxie，tayehenbuxiangshangdaxue。
dantagengjiajingyadeshi，chuhezenmezhidaode？
"chuhe，**degenzongwoshima？woyigedianhuajiurangxinrongtamenjiangniquanjiadousongjinyiyuan，xinbuxin？"
chuheshuangmouyileng，juqiyouzhang，yigeerguangjiushanleguoqu。
啪--
xiangliangdeerguangxiangqi，zhijiejiangchentongjiedouchoudemengle。
"bienanimendezuilianzaiwomianqianxianbai！zaiyouxiaci，liandoujinichoulan！gun--"
chuheyinu，shengyinxiangshibaopoerchu，bozishangdeqingjintuqi，daizhejifenzhengninghejuejue，sihuhaiyouwanqiannuhuo，zhiyaozaiqingqingyipengjiuyaobaofa。
"ni，nijiwodengzhe！"chensitongwuzhulian，dangjijiupaoxialouqule。
zhangacuiyeconglaimeiyoujianguochuhefahuo，yeheleyitiao，ranhouyejicongcongdizhuizhenverqule。
liuxiadezhishichensiya，tashouzuwucuodidaoqianleyilun，yezoule。
yangxiuyuejianzhuang，tanleyisheng，xiangduierzishuoxieshenme，danyouyuyanyouzhi。
"ma，nibiedanxin！wodouhuichulihaode！"
"tamenjiushineiyangderen，suoyoulinjudouzhidao，niyouhebidongshouni？tongjietahaizhendechanggenjigeshenfenbumingderenzaiyiqide，wodoukanjianguojicile！nikeqianwanyaoxiaoxina！"
"jiuyangxinrongtamenneiqunxiaochou，xiaoxiaozibenjiuzaineixiaozhangbahude，wozhishimeikonglitamen。meishide！duile，wozhuahuilaideyao，nijideanshihe。"
chuheanweilemuqinjiju，yejiumeifangzaixinshangle。
daolewanshangbadianzuoyou，chuhejiujiedaolexiamengdedianhua。
"chuhe，nikanleqyinlepaixingbanglema？nijiwoxiedegequshangbangle！"
xiamengcikezhengaizhezijideshiyou，zuozaishafashangfuzhemianmo。
"e？zheimekuai，wokanyiyan。"
chuhedakailepaixingbangkanleyixia，tajixiamengxiedezheishougekeshijingliguoleyicicidekaoyande，ziranhuihuo。
youqishidengdouyinchulaizhihou，jiugengjiahuole。
"caidishierwei！niyekeyifayixiawaiwang，xiaoguoyinggaiyebucuo。"
"shenmecaishierwei？caiduanduanyitianshijiana，jiudaoshierweile。womenyiqianzhenggetuandoumeiyoushiguozheiyangdehaochengjide。duile，xianzaiyijingshiyouhaojigegeshouxianggenniyuegele，kaijiayetinggaode……"xiamengxiaoxinyiyidishuodao。
"buyaoxieluwodeshenfen，woxianzaidasuanzhijinixiege！"
"zhende？taihao……keke，fangxinba！woshoukouruping！"xiamengqiangyazhezijidejidong。
"wojianyinizanshibuyaojierenheshangyan，yexianbuyaogenrenheyulegongsiqianyue，liansirenzhulidoubuyaoqian。wozheijitianzaijinijishouge。rangtamenkankannideshilizaiqianyuebuchi，qianchizaoshinide。"chuhejianyishuodao。
"hao，wodoutingnide！anzhaowomenheyue，zheishougeyijingchaolewodeyuqile，wojiangmaigequdeqianzhuannikashang。woliangequle……"
xiamengqingqingdeguaduandianhua，ranhoujiangshoujiyirengdaoshafashang，zhenggerenguangzhejiaoyazi，luchulebaixihaokandexiaotui，fengleyiyangzaishafashangtiaoqilai。
"aaaaaaa……tashuozhijiwoyigerenxiege，taihaole！taihaole！woyidingyaohaohaochangge，haohaochangge。"
kantaneihuankuaideyangzi，xiaodebihaizihaiyaotianzhenlanman，dantaquebatasheyouheleyitiao。
"mengmeng，niganmani？yaozheimefengkuangma？nibuhuishixihuanshangzheigemoshicaizileba？"
"caimeiyouni！nibudongzheizhongweimiaodeshi，jiushiwochangtaxiedegequ，youyizhong，yizhong……ai，shuoleniyebudong。lalalala，woyaojitazhuanzhangle，kebunenggouhuiyue。"
不够两分钟。
chuhedeshoujishangdingdeyishengtishi：zhifubaodaozhang，liangbaiwanyuan！
chuhenaqishoujikanleyiyan，yemeiduozhuiwenzheigejiage，tasuishoujiujiangzheiliangbaiwanquanbuzhuandaozijigupiaodehutouzhishang。
zhiqianshina20wanyonglaipeizi，yijingshidedaole22wan！
zheicitadasuanzhijieyong222wanjixuyi1：10depeizi。
jiezhechuheyemeiyouxianxialai，tashangwangchaxunleyixia，faxianyuanbenhenduogequyinggaizaojiuchuxianle，dandaozheigeshijianhaimeiyouchuangzuochulai。
biru《chengdou》《yunyanchengyu》《houlai》，haiyouyishouhuobianwangluodeyingwenge《faded》。
zheisishougequjihudenangkuolesuoyoudeshouzhongtile。
zheixiegequnongwanzhihou，yijingshiliangtianhou。
mingyueneibianyezhongyujiancehaolezhifuxitongdebudingle，liuyizhijiezhuandaochuhedezhanghushangle。
youlezheiliuyizaishou，chuhezhongyukeyidazhanquanjiaole。
"zhangzhoudaodeneipianlanweilou，jiushiwoshangyediguodekaishi！"
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