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精彩章节

womabingwei，shengmingchuiwei。gegeshencheyibujiedai，shouzaibingchuangqian，shiyuanjinwenmingdexiaozi。

yishengshuoyaojinxingzuihoudeqiangjiushi，wobokairenqun，badiaolemamadeyangqiguan。shencheyibazhangjiangwoshandaozaidi，

xinghongzheyanmawo：「shenyuan！nizheigemeirenxingdechusheng！」jingchadaizouwoshi，

wokanjiantabaozhemamajianjianbinglengdeshenti，kudeganchangcunduan。ketabuzhidao，santianqian，wozhongshengle。

erzheiyici，wozhixiangrangmamazoudeyouzunyanyidian。1.shenxunshidedengbaideciyan，xiangshoushushidewuyingdeng，

lengbingbingdizhaozaiwolianshang。duimianzuozhedejingchajiaoluyan，tameixinjinsuo，sihuzaijiliyazhizijidenuhuo。

「xingming。」「shenyuan。」「nianling。」「ershiyi。」「nihesizhejiangwanshishenmeguanxi？」

「tashiwomama。」woshuochuzheisangezishi，xinzangxiangshibeiyizhiwuxingdeshouzuanzhu，tengdewufahuxi。

luyanjiangbilubenzhongzhongpaizaizhuoshang，jinshujiazifachucierdeshengxiang。「guanxi？nihaizhidaotashinima？

neiniweishenmeyaobadiaotadeyangqiguan？」tadeshengyindouranbagao，daizheshenpandeyiwei。wotaiqitou，

pingjingdiyingshangtadeshixian：「yinweiwoxiangrangtasi。」zheijuhuayichukou，zhenggeshenxunshidekongqidouninggule。

luyanpangbiandenianqingjingchadaoxiyikouliangqi，kanwodeyanshenxiangzaikanyigeguaiwu。luyanqixiaole，taraoguozhuozi，

zoudaowomianqian，jugaolinxiadidingzhewo：「liyou。jiwoyigeniqinshoushasizijimuqindeliyou。」liyou？

wodeliyou，tamenbuhuixin。wodeliyou，shuochulaizhihuibeidangchengfengzideyiyu。shangyishi，

mamajiushizaizheitian，beiyishengmenfenli「qiangjiu」lehuilai。suoyourendousongleyikouqi，

chengzangegeshenchedexiaoxingandongleshangtian。keneibushiqiji，shidiyudekaipian。mamachenglezhiwuren。

shenchehetadeqizilinmiao，yizhaogumamaweiming，jiangtajiehuilejia。tamenbazhanlemamadetuixiujinhepeichangkuan，

quebatarengzaibujiantianrideyinanxiaowuli。woneishihaizaishangdaxue，meizhouhuiqu，

dounengkandaomamashenshangtianlexinderuchuang。neixieshangkoucongyikaishidexiaohongdian，manmankuilan，shenkejiangu，

sanfazheechou。wozhiwenshenche，tazongshibunaifandihuishou：「woyigedananren，nahuizhaoguren？

niyiweiqinghugongbuyaoqiana？」linmiaozezaiyipangjiaxingxingdimoyanlei：「xiaoyuan，nibieguainige，

womenshizaishijinlile。nimahuozhe，jiushiwomenzuidadefudan。」shia，fudan。

yigenengjitamendailaiyuanyuanbuduanjinqiande「fudan」。tamenyongmamadecanzhuangboqutongqing，sichujieqian，

qinqipengyou，jiefangsilin，danfannengkaikoude，doubeitamenjielegebian。tamennazheneixieqian，

jizijihuanlexinche，maileshechipin，guodeguangxianliangli。erwodemama，

neigecengjingzuiaiganjing、zuiaimeidenvren，quezaishiniaoduili，beitamenzhemolezhengzhengshinian。shiniana。

sanqianliubaiduogeriye。zhidaotashenshangzaiyezhabuchuyifenqiandejiazhi，tamencaizhongyu「songlekouqi」，

renyoutazaiyigewurenwenjindeqingchen，qiaoranlishi。wodedaoxiaoxiganhuijiashi，zhikandaoyizhangcaoxibaoguodeta。

shoudezhishengyibagutou。zheiyishi，wozhongshengzaimamabingweidedisantian。wojuebuhuizairangneiyangdediyu，

zhongyanyibian。「meiyouliyou。」wokanzheluyan，yiziyijudishuo，「wojiushihenta，buxiangrangtahuozhe。」

yuqizaineiyangdequrulihuoshinian，buruxianzaijiujietuo。mama，duibuqi。zheiyici，

nverbangnixuanyitiaoyouzunyandelu。wobeizanshishouya。shenchezuoweiweiyidebaoanrenhezhengren，

xiangjingfangtigonglewushu「zhengju」。tashuowocongxiaojiupanni，bufuguanjiao，hemamaguanxielie。

tashuowotantumamadecaichan，zaojiupanzhetasi。tashuowobaguanqian，shenzhihaiduitaluchuleyigeguiyideweixiao。

suoyoudezhengci，doujiangwosuzaochengyigelengxue、edu、sangxinbingkuangdeshimuzuiren。linmiaoyelaile，

taduizhejingtoukudelihuadaiyu。「xiaoyuanta……takenengjiushiyalitaidale。womendouzhidaotayizhijiduwo，

jiduwonengjiajinige，nengtitazhaogumama……tayidingshijuedemamahuozhe，jiumeibanfafenjiachan……」

tadehuashuodehanhu，quejijuyindaoxing。henkuai，wodezhaopianhegerenxinxijiubeibalechulai，chuanbianlequanwang。

「emozairenjian：21suinvdaxueshengqinshoubadiaomuqinyangqiguan！」「zuidufurenxin，

zhiweiququjishiwanjiachan！」putiangaididemanmahezuzhou，xiangchaoshuiyiyangxiangwoyonglai。

wodexuexiaodiyishijianjiangwokaichu，pieqingguanxi。wodepengyoumenfenfenlaheiwodelianxifangshi，shengpabeiwolianlei。

wochenglerenrenhandadeguojielaoshu。shenchehelinmiao，zechenglezheichangbeijuli，zuizhidetongqingdeshouhaizhe。

tamenjieshoucaifang，shengleijuxiadikongsuwodezuixing，huyufalvyidingyaoyanchengwo。

kanzhedianshilitamenxuweidezuilian，wozhijuedeweiliyizhenfanjiangdaohai。wodelvshilaikanwo，

yigegangzhengbuadezhongniannanren，xingzhang。takanzhewodeyanshenli，chongmanleshiwanghebujie。「shenyuan，

nizhendemeishenmeyaoshuodema？napashiweileniziji，bianyigeliyouyexing。」woyaoleyaotou。zhenxiangtailiqi，

shuochulaizhihuirangtamenjuedewojingshenyouwenti。wobixubaochiqingxing，cainengkanzheshenchehelinmiao，

yibubuzouxiangtamenyingdedexiachang。「zhanglvshi，」wokaikou，shengyinshaya，「wozhixiangzhidao，

wodagaihuibeipanduojiu。」zhanglvshichenmolepianke，chenzhongdishuo：「guyisharen，qingjieelie，

ruguomeiyoukeyijianxingdeqingjie……dagailvshisixing。」sixing。wobishangyan，mamazuihouanxiangdelian，

fuxianzaiwoyanqian。ruguowodesi，nenghuantashiniandeanning。zhile。mamadezangli，womeinengcanjia。tingshuo，

shenchebandehenfengguang。tabaoxialechenglizuihaodebinyiguan，qinglezuigaoguigedeledui，

lingtangqianbaimanlegejierenshisonglaidehuaquan。tazaizanglishangzhici，jidugengyan，

shuomamashitazheibeizizuijingaidenvren，shuotameinengbaohuhaomama，shitayishengdeyihan。

taixiaderenwubuweizhidongrong，fenfenchengzantashigedaxiaozi。linmiaochuanzheyishenheisedesangfu，wanzhetadeshoubei，

momochuilei，wenwanxianshudemoyang，youweitabodelebushaotongqingfen。tamenkaozhezheichangzangli，

youshouleyidabifenziqian。zhenshi，yidiandoubulangfeimamadeshengyujiazhi。wobeiguanzaikanshousuoli，

waimiandeyiqiedouyuwowuguan。zhidaozhanglvshizaicichuxian。tazheicikanwodeyanshen，youxiebuyiyang。

buzaishidanchundebiyiheshiwang，duoleyisitanjiuhekunhuo。「shenyuan，wochalenimuqinjiangwandeyiliaojilu。」

tajiangyidiewenjiantuidaowomianqian。「genjuyiyuandezhenduan，nimuqindangshisuiranbingwei，

danbingfeiwanquanmeiyouqiangjiuhuilaidekeneng。zheiyeshinigegeshenchejianchiqiangjiudeyuanyin。danni……」tadunledun，

sihuzaizhenzhuoyongci。「niweishenmeneimekending，tahuoxialaihuigengtongku？」wotaimoukanta，meiyoushuohua。

tajixudao：「wohaichalenigegeshenchehenisaozilinmiaodecaiwuzhuangkuang。tamenzheijinian，touzishibai，

qianxialejuezhaiwu。nimuqindefangzi，shitamenweiyidezhiwang。」wodexinzangmengdiyitiao。shangyishi，

wobeichouhenmengbileshuangyan，congweiqushenjiuzheixie。wozhizhidaotamentanlan，

quebuzhidaotamenyijingdaoleshanqiongshuijindedibu。「ruguoanzhaozhengchangchengxu，nimuqinqushi，

nizuoweidiyishunweijichengren，yenengfendaoyibandefangchan。danruguonibeipanxing，tebieshisixing……」

zhanglvshikanzhewo，muguangruili。「nimingxiadesuoyoucaichan，doujiangyounigegeshenchejicheng。shenyuan，nigaosuwo，

zheiyiqiezhendezhishiqiaohema？」wokanzheta，huranxiaole。neixiaoshengzaikongkuangdehuijianshili，

xiandegewaituwuheqiliang。「zhanglvshi，nixiangxinzheigeshijieshang，youzhongshengma？」talengzhule。woshouqixiaorong，

yanshenbingleng：「wobaguan，bushiweilerangtamenjichengcaichan。qiaqiaxiangfan，woshiyaorangtamen，yiwusuoyou。」

zhanglvshixianranbeiwodehuazhenzhule。tazhanglezhangzui，zuizhongshenmeyemeishuo，zhishishenshendikanlewoyiyan，

daizheneidiewenjianlikaile。wozhidao，tabuhuixinwodehua。danmeiguanxi，wodehua，

yijingzaitaxinlimaixialeyikehuaiyidezhongzi。zheijiugoule。jiexialaijitian，fengpinglangjing。

shenchehelinmiaodagaiyiweiwosidingle，mangzhechulimamade「houshi」，yejiushizenmebafangzijinkuaibianxian。

tamendagaimeixiangdao，mamazaojiuliulehoushou。yizhouhou，zhanglvshizaicichuxian，shenqingjidong，

shoulinazheyifenwenjian。「shenyuan！nimamadeyizhu！womenzhaodaole！」wodexin，zhongyuluohuileshichu。

shangyishi，zheifenyizhushizaimamaqushishinianhou，wozhenglitadeyiwushicaiwuyizhongfaxiande。neishi，

yiqiedouwanle。zheiyishi，woteyitixinglezhanglvshi，qumamashengqianzuixihuandaizhedelaofangzideshufanglizhao。

guoran，zhaodaole。yizhushimamaqinbixiede，haizuolegongzheng。shangmianqingqingchuchudixiezhe：「benrenjiangwan，

zaiyishiqingxing、wanquanziyuandeqingkuangxia，lixiaciyizhu。womingxiasuoyoucaichan，

baokuoweiyushizhongxindeneitaofangchan，yijiwosuoyoudeyinxingcunkuan、licaichanpin，zaiwoqushihou，

quanbuyouwodenvershenyuanyirenjicheng。」「wodeerzishenche，buxiaobuti，duonianlaizhizhisuoqu，

congweijinguobandianshanyangzhize，gu，boduoqisuoyoujichengquan。」yizhudezuihou，haiyouyixingxiaozi。「ling，

woruobingzhongbuzhi，xianruhunmi，ziyuanfangqiyiqieqiangjiucuoshi，anlesi。cijueding，yigaozhiwonvershenyuan，

bingweituotazhixing。」hong！zheifenyituo，jiuxiangyikezhongbangzhadan。bujinzhamenglezhanglvshi，

yezhamenglewenxunganlaideluyan。tamenkanzhewo，yanshenlixiemanlezhenjinghebukesiyi。

「ni……nizaojiuzhidaozheifenyizhu？」luyandeshengyinyouxieganse。wodianlediantou。

「neiniweishenmebuzaodiannachulai？！」tajihushihouchulaide，

「nizhidaozheijitianwaimianderenshizenmemanidema？nizhidaonichadianjiuyao……」「wozhidao。」wodaduanta，

「danwoxuyaoshijian。」xuyaoshijian，rangshenchehelinmiaodechouezuilian，baoluzaiyangguangxia。xuyaoshijian，

rangsuoyourendoukanqingchu，daodisheicaishineigemeirenxingdechusheng。yizhudechuxian，ranganqingfashenglejingtiannizhuan。

wobuzaishimoushafan，ershiyizhuzhixingren。wobaguandexingwei，suiranchengxubuhefa，

dandongjiqueshizuncongmuqindeyiyuan。guyisharenzui，buchenglile。shenchehelinmiaodedaoxiaoxihou，

diyishijianchongdaolejingju。「bukeneng！zheijueduishiweizaode！」shenchexiangyitoubeijinudegongniu，yanjingtonghong，

huiwuzhequantou，「womazuitengwole！tazenmekenengbacaichandoujizheigebuxiaonv！」

linmiaoyeyigaiwangriderouruo，jianshengjiaodao：「dui！yidingshishenyuanzheige**！shitabiwomaxiede！

womaneigeshihoudoukuaibuxingle，zenmekenengxieyizhu！」

luyanlenglengdikanzhetamen：「yizhushangyougongzhengchudeyinzhang，younimuqindezhuzhiyishengqianzi，

zhengmingtaliyizhushishenzhiqingxing。nimenyaoshibuxin，keyiquzuobijijianding。」shenchedelianse，

shunjianbiandecanbai。tadangranzhidaoyizhushizhende。yinweimamazailiyizhuqian，cengjingzhaotatanguoyici。

neishimamazuihouyicijitajihui。taxiwangtanenghuitou，nengxianggezhenzhengdeerziyiyang，guanxinta，aihuta。

keshencheshizenmezuode？tayiweimamazhishizaihehuta，yijiuwoxingwosu，shenzhihaiduimamalengchaorefeng，

shuotalaohutule。shitaqinshou，zhanduanlezijizuihoudelu。「bu……wobuxin……」

shencheshihunluopodihoutui，zhuangzaileqiangshang。linmiaojianzhuang，yanzhuyizhuan，likepudaoluyanmianqian，

kusudao：「jingchatongzhi，jiusuanyizhushizhende，neishenyuanbaguanyeshishishi！tajiushixiangzaodiannadaoyichan！

tazheishimousha！nimenbunengfangguota！」zhenshibudaohuanghexinbusi。wokanzheta，lengxiaoyisheng：「saozi，

nishibushiwangle，mamadeyizhuli，haiyouyitiaoshiguanyuanleside。」linmiaodekushengjiaranerzhi。

wojixudao：「mamazaojiuyuliaodao，nimenbuhuirangtaqingyidizou。suoyi，tabajuedingquan，jiaojilewo。」

wozhanqishen，yibubuzoudaotamenmianqian。「shenche，linmiao，nimenyiweizijiyinglema？」

「nimenkaozhewomadebing，botongqing，pianqiancai，zhuzhetadefangzi，huazhetadeqian，haixiantasidebugoukuai。」

「nimenzaizanglishangbiaoyanxiaozixiansun，zhuantoujiuxiangbatadeguhuisuibianzhaogedifangyangle，

haobafangzimailehaiduzhai。」wodemeiyijuhua，douxiangyibadao，henhendizhazaitamenxinshang。

shenchedeshentikaishifadou，linmiaodelianshangyizhenqingyizhenbai。「ni……nihushuobadao！」

linmiaoselineirendijianjiao。「wohushuo？」wonachushouji，diankaiyigeluyinwenjian。neishiwozhongshenghou，

chentamenbuzhuyi，zaijialifangdeluyinbiluxiade。limian，shitamenshangliangzheruhechulimamahoushi，

ruhemaifangfenqian，ruhezaiwobeipansixinghou，qingzhu「shuangxilinmen」deduihua。bukanruer。luyinyifangchulai，

zhenggejingjudouanjingle。suoyourendouyongyizhongbiyi、fennudeyanshenkanzheshenchehelinmiao。luyandequantou，

niedegegezuoxiang。shenchezhongyubengkuile，tabaozhetou，dunzaidishang，fachuleyeshoubandeaihao。

linmiaoyetanruanzaidi，mianrusihui。tamendexi，yanwanle。erwodefuchou，caiganggangkaishi。wobeiwuzuishifang。

zouchujingjudeneiyike，yangguangzhaozaiwoshenshang，nuanyangyangde。youneimeyishunjian，wojingjuedeyouxiebuzhenshi。

shangyishideshinianyinmai，sihuzaizheiyike，beichediqusan。zhanglvshiheluyanzaimenkoudengwo。

zhanglvshipailepaiwodejianbang，gankaidao：「haohaizi，kulenile。」

luyanzedijiwoyigedangandai：「zheishishenchehelinmiaoshexianzhapianhenvedaidechubuzhengju，

womenyijingliandiaocha。tamenpaobule。」wojieguodangandai，zhengzhongdixiangtamenjuleyigong：「xiexienimen。」

xiexienimen，yuanyixiangxinyige「shimu」dezuiren。huidaojia，tuikaimen，

wuzilihaibaoliuzhemamazaishidemoyang。ganjing，zhengjie，chongmanleshenghuodeqixi。wozoudaomamadefangjian，

tangzaitadechuangshang，wenzhebeizishangshuxide、yangguangdeweidao，yanleizhongyurenbuzhu，juedierxia。mama，

wozuodaole。wobaohuleni，yebaohulenidezunyan。zheiyishi，wobuhuizairangrenherenshanghaini。kulehenjiu，

wocaimanmanpingfuxinqing。wodakaimamadeyiju，xiangzhaoyijiantadeyifuliuzuojinian。zaiyijudezuidiceng，

wofaxianleyigeshanglesuodemuhezi。zheigehezi，woshangyishiyejianguo。

danwoyiweilimianzhishiyixiebuzhiqiandejiuwu，jiusuishourengle。xianzaixianglai，limianyidingzangzheshenmemimi。