《wobailuzhuma，shigeyinzangdalaohenheliba》shichunyihuanchuangzuodeyibulingrenguomunanwangdedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo。gushizhongdezhujiaoqinyanyangmijinglilequzheliqidemaoxian，tongshiyemianlinzhechengzhangyuzerendekaoyan。xiaoshuoyiqijincoukourendeqingjiehexianhuolitiderenwuxingxiangxiyinledaliangduzhe。takanzheqinyanhehuashao：“nimenkankanyoudetingma？meiyoujiuwodeweizhituichulaijinimen…”qinyanxiaozheshuobuyongle，zhangjijiujiezheshuodao：“benlaizheilishi……。
tazhanzaimenkou，zaicibodayangmidedianhuaquemeiyoujietong，menkoudejingtouhuanhuanduizhunhaobuzhiqingdeqinyan，
弹幕：
“这人是嘉宾吗？”
“tazouzheguolaide？yinggaishilurenba？”
“woqu，zheilurenyetaishuaileba，batazhuaijinlailujiemu…”
……
zheishi，yishengzhangyangdeqichemingdishengrangqinyanhuiguoshen，
tahoutuileyibu，yiliangjinnianxinchudeheisedabenhuanhuantingzaitashenqian
弹幕再次活跃起来
“laile，youyourenlaile！”
“哇，这车好帅！”
“kaizheimehaodeche，tiaojianyinggaihenhaoba？”
“nalilaideluren，dangzhujingtoule！”
“ganjinbatajiaozoua，woxiangkankanchezhuyouduoshuai”
“bushilurenba，tashoushangbushihaituizhexinglixiang？”
“shiluren，ganggangyuanjingdeshihou，wokanzhezheirenzouzheguolaide！”
zhangzhaogangkanzhezuozaixinglixiangshangdeqinyan，haoqidewenyangmi：
“zheinanhaishiwomenjiemudejiabinma？”
yangmideyanjingdingzhejingtoudeqinyanjimiao，mamajitakanguoqinyandezhaopiande，
dangshijiushikantarenzhangdehenshuai，jiajingyeyinshi，burantayebugansuisuibianbiananpaigerenjinlai
“shijiemudejiabin”yangmixiaoshenghuidao
zhangzhaogangdiandiantou，chengzandao：“zheixiaohuozibucuo…”
menkou，huashaohuanhuancongcheshangxialai，yishenzhengzhuang，shuzheyigeyouguangfaliangdedabeitou，
kanzhesuiyizuozaixinglixiangshangdedadianhuadeqinyan，huashaoyanlidaizheyisibuxie
yangmidedianhuabingmeiyoudatong，qinyantanlekouqi，
taitouzhenghaopiejianhuashaoyanlineisibuxie，qinyanxinlizhijuemomingqimiao，
zheishihuashaokaikou，yuqigaogaozaishang：“nishijiemuzudegongzuorenyuan？”
qinyanyaoyaotou：“bushi”
huashaolengzhu，tabenyiweiduifangshigongzuorenyuan，haixiangyaoxunchiyidunde，sheizhitajingranbushi，huashaohaixiangwentazaizheiliganshenme
qinyanyijingjingzhizoudaodamenqian，shouxiayishiwangpangbianzhuzishangmosuoyitong，
tazhiqianzaizheilizhudeshihou，zhuzipangbianshiyouanzhuangzhiwensuode
‘gan，sheibawodemimasuochaile？’
“niyeshilaicanjiajiemude？”huashaodeshengyinxiangqiyuqibulengbure
qinyanhaizaizhaomensuo，bianmeiyebutaidiyingleyishengshi，
sihushitadetaiduranghuashaoyouxiebuyue，tazhijieshenshouanledamenpangbianbuzhidaoshenmeshihouduochulaidemenling，
yongzhangbeiyuwanbeidekouwenshuodao：“xiangzheizhongdabieshuyibanmenlingdoushianzhuangzaizheili，bijiaoxianyan…”
huashaoshuowan，lilelizijixiongqiandelingdai，buzaikantayiyan，henkuai，menkayixiakaile，huashaolvxianjinqu
gangjinmen，huashaojiuzhaolegezhongjiandeweizhizuolexialai，erlangtuiqiaoqihou，daliangleqinyanjiyan，kaikouwendao：“nishixinrenma？”
qinyanyaoyaotou：“bushi，zheishiwodiyicicanjiajiemu”
‘原来是素人’
huashaokanlekantadelian，xinlicaiceyinggaishinagegongsigangwajuechulaidesurenxiangyaotongguozheigejiemurangtalulian，
huozheshijialirentongguoyixierenmainonglegemingejiangtasonglai，houmianzhaojihuichudao，zheixieqingkuangzaiyulequanlvjianbuxian
huashaoanxiang，jirantashixinrenjiuhaobanle，zijizaiyulequanderenmaiguang，
qinyanyaoshixiangchudao，jiugaihaohaojingzheziji，xiangdaozheili，
tadiqiyezuleyixie，duizheqinyanziwojieshaoqilai：
“woshihuashao，zaiweishizuozhuchiduonian，xianglainiyinggairenshiwo”
qinyandiandiantousuanshizhengshihetadalegezhaohu，
meiyouxiangxiangzhongdeyinqinhefengcheng，huashaolianseyouxienankan，
danzheibushiqinyangaizaiyide，tacongmeiyouguanzhuguoguoneijiemu，
dingduojiushiguoniandeshihoupeiyeyenainaikanchunwan，renshidezhuchirenjiumeijige，
huashaozailihaiyouruhe，zheishilianzong，tamenliangrensuanshijingjiguanxi，
nanbuchengyaoandilibixiasheilihaijiubaxihuandenvhairangjita？xiangdaozheili，qinyandoujuedezheigexiangfahaoxiao
huashaojianzijizhudongyingzaodechangmianlenglexialai，dunshiyouxiebugaoxing，
menlingzaizheishixiangqi，qinyandiyigefanyingguolai
“有人来了？”
taqishenqukaimen，huashaojinsuiqihou
benyiweihuishinvjiabin，jieguomenkouzhanzhedeshiyigechuanzheyishenyundongfu，xiaomaisejifushenselengyidenanzi
“你好，我是张极”
guanchatuandeneizhayilianxingfendishuodao：“shizhangji”
yangmitiaomeiwendao：“niyexihuanta？”
neizhadiandiantou：“yundongyuanlimianwozuixihuandejiushitale”
zhangzhaogang：“zhangjizuijinrenqihengao”
huagangshuowan，menlingzaicixiangqi，guanchatuanjirendemuguangzaicibeizhibojianxiyin
zheici，laiderenshipaocaiguosnchengyuanzhangsongmin，zheigeouxiangtuanchudao3geyue，jiuzaipaocaiguoshouhuojibaiwanfensidexin，
zhangsongmindechuxian，yinqizhibojianwushufensijianjiao
弹幕：
“是张颂敏耶”
“zheijiemutainiule，daodishisheihuihezhangsongmintanlianaia！”
“我为颂敏举大旗”
“meiyourenfaxianneigesurenhezhangsongminzhanzaiyiqi，jingranhaobuxunseye”
……
sirenxiangjuzaiyiqixianliao，huashaoturanjiangshoulidecheyaochitaolechulai：“ya，chewangletingle…”
tajiangchebiaoluchulaihou，zhangsongminlvxiandao：“menkouneiliangcheshihuagenidea？”
zhangsongminsuiranshipaocaiguorenshuoqihuaxiayulaiquesihaobuhanhu，
huashaogoulegouzuijiaoxiaodao：“shiwode，zaoqianbuzhidaochekuzainali，jiutingmenkoule…”
zhangji：“zheicheluodihenguiba？wobenlaiyexianghuanzheige，keshitashizuixinkuan，yudingxuyaohenjiu”
huashao：“luodixialai，200duowba？shihennanyuding，wodayueyudinglebannianshijian”
“哗哥，好厉害！”
zhangsongminyilianxianmu，tagangchudaobujiu，pianchouyecai100w，haimeikuochuodaochushoujiunengmaihaochededibu
huashaoyanjingdouxiaowanlezuishangqueshuo：“nayoushenmelibulihai，mailaidaibueryi”
sanrenweiraozhecheshuolejiju，zhangsongminturanshuodao：
“wogangganglaideshihouchekujiushengyigeweizhile，…”
takanzheqinyanhehuashao：“nimenkankanyoudetingma？meiyoujiuwodeweizhituichulaijinimen…”
qinyanxiaozheshuobuyongle，zhangjijiujiezheshuodao：
“benlaizheilishiyouyu4gecheweide，danshizuilimiantingleyitailaosihuanying”
“真的吗？”
zhangsongminshigechemi，tingdaohoumianyoutaihuanyingdunshizuobuzhule：“shinimenkailaidema？”
qinyanhaimeishuoshenme，pangbiandehuashaoxiankaikou：“bushi，qinyantashizouluguolaide”
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