《wobeinvzhanshenbihunle》xiaoshuoyouzuozhetianxingsuoxie，qingjiebolanqifu，xijiemiaoxiedeweimiaoweixiao，xiaoshuodezhurengongshichutianluohongyan，jiangshule：jiuzaizheishi，yizhenyinqingdehongmingshengchuanlai，liangrenzhuantouyikan，jiujianyiliangmashaladicongbuyuanchushilai，chedengzhaozailiangrenshenshang。“xiaojie，ninyao……
xiaolaoyezilengleleng，sihuyouxiemeixiangdaochutianhuitichuzheigeyaoqiu。
tadunledun，caishuodao：“hao，laofudayingni。”
chutianxiaole：“neijiuduoxielaoyezile。”
xiaolaoyezishuodao：“xiaoshenyi，nijiubuweizijizaiqiudianshenmedongxima？”
chutianyaotoushuodao：“wolaijiuzhilaoyezinin，yishiyinweihongyan，ershiyinweijingzhongnindangnianbaojiaweiguodegongxun！wojiuninzheiyangderen，shilisuoyingdangdeshi，meixiangguoyaoshenmebaochou。”
xiaolaoyeziwenyanshenshenkanlechutianyiyan。
ranhou，taduixiaoxiaomengzhaolezhaoshou。
xiaoxiaomenghuiyi，zoudaogenqian，dishengdao：“yeye？”
“xiaoshenyigaofengliangjie，buqiuhuibao，danwomenxiaojiabunengbudongfencun！zheiyang，nixianzaiqu，bazanmenjiadetianchenyipinfang，guohujixiaoshenyi。”
肖老爷子轻声说道。
肖晓梦闻言，傻了！
天臣一品！
neikeshizhenggejiangcheng，zuidingjidehaohuaxiaoqua！nenggouzhujinlimiande，wubushijiangchengdedingjiquangui！
neidifang，yijingbushidanchundefangchanle，neigengshiqiangdaderenmaiziyuan！
xiangxiangba，linlilinjudoushijiangchengdingjiquangui，yidanhunshule，bandianshenmeshihaibushiyijuhuadeshi？
zhengyinruci，suoyijiangchengyouwushurenjipoletou，douxiangmaixiatianchenyipin！
danzheifangchan，genbenjiubushiyouqianjiunengmaidaode。
erxianzai，xiaolaoyezijurantaishoujiubazheizhongfangchan……songren？
“zhei……yeye，zheishibushitaiguolea？neidifang，shidalingdaojininpide，ninhaimeizhuguojitianni……”
肖晓梦颤声说道。
xiaolaoyeziyaoleyaotou：“jiumingzhien，zenmebaodadoubuweiguo。zaishuole，zheiweixiaoshenyibenlingchaofanyouxionghuaiguangda，qiantubuke**，songyidongfangzisuandeleshenme？”
tashuodaozhei，pielexiaoxiaomengyiyan，xinxiangyaobushinizheisunnvsongbuchushou，xianzaijiubaniyesongchuqu！
xiaoxiaomengziranbuzhidaoxiaolaoyezidexiangfa。
tahaixiangzaishuo，xiaolaoyeziquebailebaishou：“haole，laofuyouxiekunle，nimenxianxiaquba……hongyanliuyixia，laofuyouyixieshiqingyaogaosuni。”
luohongyanwenyanmeimouyishan：“hao。”
chutiandengrenzhuanshenzhunbeilikai，luohongyanshunshibayizhangjinkasaijilechutian，jiaoshengdao：“laogong，xiexienigangcaiweiwoshuohua，zheishijinidejiangli，mimaliugeba，nisuibianhua！”
chutianwenyan，kanleyiyanjinka。
jiujianzheizhangkazaoxingjingzhi，chuganjijia，yikanjiuzhidaoshizuidingjideyinxingka！
“红颜，这……”
“laogong，nijiubiegenwotuicile！jiuchongnigangcaineijuhua，jintianwanshang，wohaiyaohaohaojianglinini……”
luohongyanchaozhechutianerbianhuchuyikoureqi。
楚天心头一荡。
xiaoxiaomengjianzhuang，buzhidaoweishenme，xinlituranyouxiebushiziwei。
tashangqianyibu，duichutianshuodao：“genwolaiba。”
“干什么？”
chutianyileng，luohongyandaoshimingbaiguolai，xiaodao：“laogong，nigentaquyitangba，bushihuaishi。”
“那好吧。”
chutianheluohongyanhuishoudaobie，jiugenzhexiaoxiaomengqianwanglefangchanzhongxin。
“nizaizheilidengwoyihuier。”
xiaoxiaomengshuozhe，zoujindamen。
tayouteshudemenlu，keyikuaisubatianchenyipinhuadaochutiandemingxia。
chutianyemeiduoxiang，zhanzaimenkoudengta。
zheishi，yimingnvshoufangyuanzoudaotagenqian，shuodao：“xiansheng，ninshilaikanfangdema？jinlaikanba。”
chutianwenyanbenlaixiangshuobushi，kezhuannianyixiang，tasihuyegaimaiyitaofangzile。
yilai，taheluohongyanzongbunengyizhizhubinguan，erlai，tazhiqianweilebangmuqinkanbing，yijingbalaojiafangzimaile，dengshenlanchuyuan，meidifangqu。
zheiyangxiangzhe，chutiandiantoudao：“youmeiyoujingzhuangfang，keyilinbaoruzhudeneizhong？”
nvshoufangyuanyanjingyiliang，shuodao：“youde，qingningenwolai。”
tazuijintaiqueyejile，suirankanchutianbutaixiangnengmaifangdeyangzi，danhaishiyinqiedebatadaidaolezhufangchu。
haoqiaobuqiao，yingmianzhuangshanglelingyipikeren。
“楚天？”
shuxideshengyinchuanlai，zhijianyeyuanhebaizezhanzaibuyuanchu，zhengcuoedikanzheta。
chutiantongkongyisuo：“shinimen……”
“chutian！nihaizhidaohuilaidaoqiana！”
yeyuanbudengchutianshuowan，jiunuhoudao：“zuotianwanyanshangnihaiwoneimediulian，xianzaicailaipeizui？wanle！”
什么？
chutianwenyanyixiazimeilijieyeyuandesilu。
yeyuanzelengxiaodao：“haizhuangshiba？niyiweiwobuzhidao？luohongyanmashangjiuyaobeishoujiaoquanlile！nikaoshandouyaomeile，dangranyaogunhuilaiguitianwo！”
baizeyejixiaodao：“youxierenna，jiushijian，doudouzhuanzhuan，haibushiyaoguixialaiqiuwomenraoshu？zaozhiruci，hebidangchuni？”
liangrenshuohuajian，yifuzhigaoqiangdezitai。
chutiantingdelianseyichen：“nimenliangge，naoxxbingba？”
“hei，nihaiganmaren？”
baizeqixiaole，yeyuangengshifennuzhuantou：“shoufangyuan，mashangbazheijiahuojiwoganchuqu，fouzejintianzheifangzi，wokejiubumaile！”
nvshoufangyuanwenyanlianseweibian，lianmangshuodao：“yexiaojie，baishao，ninmenbiechongdong，woxianzaijiubazheijiahuoganchuqu！”
tashuozhe，lenglengdingzhuchutian：“zheiweixiansheng，nikannichuangdehuo！haibuganjinlikai？”
chutianwenyanlengxiao：“wolikai？haoxiao！gaizoude，shizheilianggenaocan！”
“你说什么？”
yeyuanhebaizedengdayanjing。
chutiankanxiangnvshoufangyuan，shuodao：“meitingdaowoshuodema？likebatamenganchuqu！buranjintianzheifangzi，wojiubumaile！”
sicengxiangshidehuayu，rangquanchangrendoutingmengle。
yeyuanhebaizeqijifanxiao：“nimaifang？jiupingni？meileluohongyandangkaoshan，niyoushenmezibenmaifang？”
nvshoufangyuanyebunaifandeshuodao：“zheiweixiansheng，nizaizheiyanghujiaomanchan，wokejiuyaojiaobaoanle！”
chutianbuhetaduoshuo，zhijienachulezhanshenjinka，weiweiyihuang：“qunimenzuiguidetaojian……quankuan！”
嗡！
nvshoufangyuanyizhen，yeyuanhebaizeyelengleyixia。
danhenkuai，yeyuanjiulengxiaodao：“hehe，zhuangqiangzuoshi！niyiweinazhangxijiaochengdeka，jiunengzhuangdakuanle？jianzhishixiaohua！”
baizeyejifengdao：“zhuchadacong，zhuangshenmedaxiang，ganjingunba！”
nvshoufangyuanyejuedeyouxiebuduijing，jiangchengyouqianrentayejianguobushao，quemeijianguoyourenyongguozheiyangdeyinxingka。
八成真是装蒜吧。
nvshoufangyuanzheiyangxiangzhe，jiuyaohuhuanbaoan，ganzouchutian。
可，就在这时。
“zenmehuishi？zheilizenmezheimechao？”
yimingxizhuanggelv，daizhejingligongpaidenanren，zouleguolai……
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