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remenxiaoshuo《wobeiquanwangheidaohuchuandixin，kaoyigeyabajiaosezaiyanjizongyishafeng》youdashenzuozhekangniuguojianshuaibianzhuercheng，xiaoshuozhujiaoshihesiqichangyu，qingjieshengdong，xijiemiaoxiedaowei，zhideyikan。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuanlianxinglidoulandebangwonayixia。wogenzhetaqiguaibaguai，zuihoutingzaiyijianzuipianpidechuwujianmenkou。“nidexiuxishi。”tazhilezhimen。wotuikaimen。yigumeiwei……

精彩章节

“《yanyuandedansheng》，sjiwangzong，yanjijingyanleijiemu，taochanghelantailianhechupin，

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wobashoujikailemianti，rengzaizhuoshang，zijizhuanxinzhizhidinaniezijiyipenxianrenzhangbaci。dui，baci。

kanzhebushunyan。“tingjianmei？changyu！gennishuohuani！”zhoujiezaineitouhou。“tingjianle。

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weiyidejiazhijiushibeilachulaidangfanmianjiaocai，bianshi。“xiangshenmemeishini？”zhoujiechixiaoyisheng，

“shijiemuzuyouge‘teyaoxuanshou’minge，shuobaile，jiushizhaogeyouzhengyide，qudangpaohui，danglvye，

dangduizhaozu。ni，changyu，wanmeifuhesuoyoutiaojian。”woshouyidun，niezibuxiaoxinzhajinlexianrenzhangderouli，

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daoshimani，xuanshoucaini，guanzhongpenni，nijiushouzhe。yiqi，shiwan。”shiwan。wokanzhechuangwai。

zheilishiyanjingliuhuanwaidelaopoxiao，yigeyuezujinsanqian。fangdongshanggeyuehaizaicui，

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“jigeganghongdeliuliang，jigexiangfanhongdeerxian，haiyou……hesiqi。”hesiqi。wobaniezirengjinbitong，

fachu“kuangdang”yishengcuixiang。zheigemingzi，xiangyigenzhen，jingzhundizhajinwoxinzangzuishenchu。sannianqian，

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shoubashoujiaotayanxi，yiweitashiwodeqinmeimei。jieguo，

tazhuanshenjiubawohetouzirende“qinmizhao”maijilegouzi。zhaopianshipde，danmeirenxin。tacaizhewodeshiti，

jieshoulewosuoyoudaiyanhejuben，yiluqingyunzhishang，chenglexianzaizuihuodexiaohua。“taxianzaishijiemuzuidadeka，

jiemuzubatadangqinguinvgongzhe。”zhoujiezaineitoutanqi，“niqu，kendinghuibeitayadesiside。

suoyini……”“woqu。”woshuo。dianhuaneitouchenmole。“nishuoshenme？”zhoujieyiweizijihuantingle。

“woshuo，woqu。”wozhongfuleyibian，zhanqishen，zoudaochuangbian。louxia，jigedamazhengzaitiaoguangchangwu，

yinlekaidezhentianxiang。renjianyanhuo，suqiyouzhenshi。“changyunifengle？！”zhoujiedeshengyinshunjianbagao，

“niqubushisongrentouma？hesiqibubaniwansicaiguai！nixianzaiweiyideyoushijiushihu，meirenjideni，

niqujiushibaliancoushangqurangtada！”“zhoujie，”wodaduanta，“woqiandeqian，haichaduoshao？

”“……sanbaiqishierwan。”“yiqishiwan，woyaoludaoshenmeshihoucainenghaiqing？”zhoujieyoubushuohuale。

“womeishijianmanmandengsi。”wokanzhezijiyingzaibolichuangshangdelian，cangbai，shouxue，yanshenquexiangcuilehuo，

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”“ninashenmena？niyourenmaima？niyoufensima？nixianzaijiushigewanrenxian！”“wohaiyouyanji。

”zheisigezi，woshuodehenqing，quehenzhong。zheishiwoshenshang，weiyimeibeitamenqiangzoudedongxi。

zhoujiechenmolehenjiuhenjiu，jiudaowoyiweitaguale。ranhou，wotingdaotazaineitou，

yongyizhongjinhupofuchenzhoudeyuqishuo：“hao。niqu。wojiushizaguomaitie，yejinizhaozuihaodetuandui。

nichangyuyaoshishule，wopeiniyiqigunchuzheigequanzi！”woxiaole。zheisannianlai，diyicixiaochulesheng。

“buyong，”woshuo，“tuanduiwozijidai。”“nidaishei？”“jiuwoyige。”gualedianhua，

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yinghou。woaigebatamencaganjing，baizaichuangtaishang。yangguangzhaojinlai，huangderenzhengbukaiyan。hesiqi，chendao，

haiyouneixiedengzhekanwoxiaohuaderen。wo，changyu。huilaile。youxikaishile。woyongmingdangduzhu，nimen，

ganjiema？santianhou，wotuozheyigebanjiudexinglixiang，chuxianzai《yanyuandedansheng》luzhijidimenkou。

menkouweimanlegejiafensi，zhangqiangduanpao，dengpaishanshuo。“aaa！gegekanzheili！”“qiqiwoaini！

nishizuibangde！”hesiqidechegangdao，fensidejianjiaoshengchadianbawodeermoxianfan。

tachuanzheyishengaodingxiangbinsezhangqun，zhuangrongjingzhi，beiqibagezhulibaobiaocuyongzhe，zhongxinggongyueyiban，

duizhejingtouyouyadihuishouweixiao。meiguangdengzhuizheta，xiangwendaoxuexingweideshayu。meiyouyigerenkanwo。

wochuanzhexidefabaideniuziku，yijianjiandandebaitxu，sumianchaotian，heiyanquandoulandezhe。yehao，shengshi。

wolazhexinglixiang，congrenqundefengxilijijinqu。“ai，nisheia？biedangdao！

”yigejuzhe“hesiqi”dengpaidexiaoguniangbunaifandituilewoyiba。womeizhanwen，liangqiangleyixia，

xinglixiangdelunzizhenghaoyazaitazhanxindexiaobaixieshang，liuxialeyidaoqingxidehuiyin。“nimeizhangyanjinga！

”xiaoguniangzhalemao，“zhidaowozheixieduoshaoqianma？nongzanglenipeideqima？”wohaimeishuohua，

tashenbiandetongbanturansisizhuaizhuta，yilianjingkongdizhizhewo：“ni……ni……nishichangyu？

”zheigemingziyichu，zhouweishunjiananjingle。suoyoujingtou，suoyoumuguang，“shua”diyixia，quanjujiaozaiwoshenshang。

neiganjue，jiuxiangdongwuyuanlidehouzi，turanbeirengjinlejuguangdengxia。“tianna，zhenshichangyu！tazenmelaile？

”“tahaiyoulianlai？hulianwangshimeiyoujiyidema？”“gunchuyulequan！bielaidianwuwomendeyanjing！

”manmasheng，biyideyanshen，xiangchaoshuiyiyangyongguolai。hesiqidefensimenyouqijidong，

kanwodeyanshenxiangshikanshenmelaji，henbudeshanglaibawosisui。womianwubiaoqingdizhanzaiyuandi，

renyoutamendaliang、paishe。“duibuqi，duibuqi！”neigenongzanglexiedexiaoguniang，liandouhebaile，

yigejingdijiwojugong，“wobuzhidaoshinin，wo……”“meishi。”wokaikou，shengyinyoudianya，“xiezangle，

cacajiuhao。”shuowan，wolaqixinglixiang，raoguotamen，wanglizou。shenhoudeyilunshenggengdale。

“tazenmegenbianlegerenside？yiqianbushixiaozhangbahuma？”“zhuangdeba？xiangxibaibei。exin。

”zoujindalou，fuzejiedaidegongzuorenyuankandaowo，lianshangdexiaorongshunjianjiangzhu。tashangxiadalianglewoyifan，

yanlidexianqizangdouzangbuzhu。“changyushiba？genwolai。”tayuqishengying，zhuanshenjiuzou，

lianxinglidoulandebangwonayixia。wogenzhetaqiguaibaguai，zuihoutingzaiyijianzuipianpidechuwujianmenkou。

“nidexiuxishi。”tazhilezhimen。wotuikaimen。yigumeiweipumianerlai。fangjianxiaodekelian，

zhiyouyizhangzhuozi，yibayizi，qiangpidoutuoluole。gengebihesiqineigeguazhe“vip”paizi，

zhuangxiuhaohuadexiuxishi，jianzhiyigetianyigedi。“changlaoshi，”gongzuorenyuanpixiaoroubuxiaodishuo，

“weiquninle，biedefangjiandoumanle。ninxianjiangjiuyixia。”zheishixiamawei。congjiemuzu，daohesiqi，

suoyourendouzaigaosuwo：ni，changyu，jiushigelaji。wodiandiantou：“youshuima？”gongzuorenyuanlengleyixia，

dagaimeixiangdaowozheimepingjing。“chashuijianzaineibian，zijiqudao。”tadiuxiayiju，zhuanshenjiuzou。

wofangxiaxingli，meiqudaoshui。wocongbeibaolinachuyigebaowenbei，ningkai，heleyikouzijidailaidewenshui。

ranhou，wonachushouji，jizhoujiefaletiaoweixin。“daole。bangwomaigeresou，#changyusuyan#，

zaipeijizhangwogangcaizaimenkoubeipaidegaoqingshengtu。”zhoujiemiaohui：“？？？nifengle？

nixianzaizheizhuangtaimairesoubushizhaomama？”wo：“tingwode。tamenxiangrangwodanglaji，neiwojiudanglajiduili，

zuizhayandeneiyige。”fawanweixin，wokaishidaliangzheigexiaoxiaodechuwujian。zhuozishangyouhui，

woyongshijincaganjing。yiziyoudianhuang，wozhaolezhangzhipiandianledian。qiangpidiaoleyikuai，

luchudehongzhuanhaitingyoufugugan。wobawodesanzuojiangbeicongxinglixianglinachulai，xiaoxinyiyidicaganjing，

yizipaikai，baizaizhuoshang。xiaxiao、pobaidechuwujianli，neisanzuojincancandejiangbei，chengleweiyideguangyuan。

zheishi，menbeituikaile。hesiqicaizhegaogenxie，niaoniaonanadizoulejinlai。tashenhouhaigenzhetadejingjiren，

hejiemuzudedaoyan。“aiya，yujie，nizenmezaizheimegedifanga？”tayilianjingyadiwuzhuzui，

yanjingliquequanshixingzailehuodexiaoyi，“jiemuzuyezhenshide，zenmenengzheimedaimannini？

haodaiyeshi……qianbeini。”tateyizai“qianbei”lianggezishangjialezhongyin。daoyanyilianganga，

cuozheshoushuo：“wuhui，doushiwuhui。changlaoshi，womenmashangjininhuangehaode。”“buyongle。

”**zaiyizishang，kanzhehesiqi，“zheiertinghao，anjing。”hesiqidemuguangluozaiwozhuoshangdejiangbeishang，

yanshenshanguoyisijiduheyuandu，kuaidejihuzhuabuzhu。suiji，tayouxiaole，xiaodegengtianle。

“yujiehaishizheimeyougexing。duile，wotingshuozheicichuwutai，womenshifenzubiaoyan。zhenqiao，wohenin，

zhenghaofenzaileyizuni。”tachaowozhazhayan，xiangyizhixuangaoshenglidekongque。“jubenwoyijingkanguole，

shigeshuangnvzhudexi。woyanneigeshanliangjianren、zuihouhuodexingfudenvzhujiao。”tadunledun，hongchunqingqi，

yiziyijudishuo：“ninyanneige，jitadianjiao，chentuotashanliang，zuihouzhongpanqinli，

cansijietoude……edunvpei。”kongqi，shunjianninggule。daoyandelenghandouxialaile。wokanzheta，manmandi，

xiaole。“haoa。”jubenfaxialaile。bobojiyezhi，gushihenjiandan，shenzhiyoudiansutao。

《hongmeiguiyubaimeigui》，jiangdeshiminguoshiqi，liangge**deaihenqingchou。

hesiqiyandebaimeiguijiao“mengyan”，renruqiming，qingchunshanliang，xiangyiduoburanchenaidebailianhua。

woyandehongmeiguijiao“lieyan”，yerenruqiming，mingyanzhangyang，xinjishenchen，weileqiangnanrenwusuobuyongqiji。

jubendezuihou，baimeiguixijinqianhua，jiajileairen，suiyuejinghao。hongmeiguijiguansuanjin，

zuizhongquebeixinaidenanrenpaoqi，ranshangfeilao，zaiyigexiaxuededongye，kezhexue，

dongsizailekongwuyirendejietou。yigedianxingde，weilechentuozhujiaoguanghuanercunzaidegongjurenjiaose。

hesiqinadaojuben，manyidixiaole。zheigejiaoseduitalaishuo，jianzhishibensechuyan，

haobufeilijiunengtaohaoguanzhong。tapielewoyiyan，yanshenlideshishehedeyi，

xiangkanyizhibeitacaizaijiaoxiademayi。“yujie，nikeyaohaohaoyane。zheigejiaosesuiranbutaoxi，danyanhaole，

haishi……tingkaoyanyanjide。”tajiaxingxingdishuo。womeilita，ditoukanjuben。wodejiaose，“lieyan”，

congtoudaowei，taicijiaqilaibudaoshiju。dabufendoushi“nigun！”“tashiwoderen！

”“wobuhuirangnidechengde！”zheizhonghaowuyingyangdesihou。erzuihouneichangzhongtouxi，cansijietou，

jubenshangzhiyouyixingzimiaoshu：【xueye，zhangjie。lieyandaozaixuedili，shentizhujianbingleng。】meile。

meiyouxinlihuodong，meiyoutaici，shenmedoumeiyou。jiushiyigechuncuidebeijingban，yigetuidongqingjiedegongju。

daoyannazhelaba，kaishixuanbuguize：“geweilaoshi，zheicidebiaoyanxingshishixianchangzhibo，fenzuduikang。

meizubiaoyanjieshuhou，youxianchangsanbaimingguanzhonghesiweidaoshigongtongtoupiao，piaoshudideyizu，jiangzhijietaotaiyiren。

”huayingangluo，suoyourendemuguangdouluozailewoshenshang。sheihuibeitaotai，buyaneryu。wohehesiqizheizu，

tashidaliuliang，woshiquanwanghei。yongjiaotoupiaodouzhidaogaixuanshei。“haole，xianzaigezukaishipailian，

sangexiaoshihou，zhengshiluzhi！”hesiqilikebeitadebiaoyanzhidao、zhuli、huazhuangshituantuanweizhu，

kaishijingdiaoxizhuotademeiyigebiaoqing，meiyijutaici。erwozheibian，lenglengqingqing，yigerendoumeiyou。

jiemuzushenzhiliangebiaoyanzhidaodoumeijiwopei。woyebuxuyao。wonazheneijiyezhi，zoudaojiaoluoli，zuoxia。

womeiyouqubeineixiecangbaidetaici，ershiyibianyouyibiandikanneizuihouyixingzi。【xueye，zhangjie。

lieyandaozaixuedili，shentizhujianbingleng。】yigeren，yaozenmesi？yigejiaoaoleyibeizi，zhangyangleyibeizi，

zuihouqueshudeyibaitudidenvren，yaozenmesi？shiyuanhen，shibugan，haishijietuo？wobishangyanjing，

naozilikaishiguodianying。lieyandeshengping，jubenlimeixie，woyaobatabuquan。tachushenpinhan，beimaijinwuting，

kaozheyiguhenjinghemeimao，chengletoupai。taaishangleyigenanren，yiweineishitadejiushu，

jieguoneizhishilingyigeshenyuan。tazheng，taqiang，tadou，tashule。tadeyisheng，xiangyichangxuanlandeyanhuo，

shaoderelie，miedeyekuai。tasideshihou，yinggaishishenmeyangde？tahuikuma？buhui。lieyanzheizhongren，

liuxuebuliulei。tahuihouhuima？kenengyouyidian，dangengduodeshiburenming。tashengmingzuihouyike，kandaode，

xiangdaode，huishishenme？wozhengkaiyan，taochushouji，diankaileyiduanshipin。shiguojiadilipindaodeyigejilupian，

《bingxuewangguodeshengming》。limianyouyiduan，jiangdeshiyizhibeijilang，zaibuliezhongshoulezhongshang，

zuihouzaibingtianxuedili，manmanzouxiangsiwang。tameiyouaihao，meiyouzhengzha。tazhishijingjingdipazaixuedili，

yanshenkanzheyuanfang，huxiyuelaiyueweiruo。tadeshentiyinweihanlenghetengtong，huibuzijuedichouchu。

zaishengmingdezuihouyike，tanuliditaiqitou，kanleyiyanyueliang，ranhou，touzhongzhongdichuixia。pingjing，kezhi，

danchongmanleshengmingxiaoshidejudabeichuang。zheicaijiaosiwang。wobashipinfanfukanleshijibian，

zhidaobabeijilangdemeiyigexiweidedongzuodoukezainaozili。“wei，nikanshenmeni？

”yigeshengyinzaiwotoudingxiangqi。wotaitou，shijiemudezongdaoyan，chenkaian。quanlizuizhumingdeguicaidaoyan，

chulemingdepiqichou，yanguangdu。yeshizheicijiemudedaoshizhiyi。tazhengzhouzhemei，yilianbunaifandikanzhewo。

“chendao。”wozhanqilai。takanleyiyanwoshoujipingmushangdelang，youkanleyiyanwodejuben，

meitouzhoudegengshenle。“pailianshijian，nikandongwushijie？”tayuqilidechaofengbujiayanshi，“changyu，

wobuguanniyiqiannaguoshenmejiang，daolewozheier，shilongnidepanzhe，shihunidewozhe。

niyaoshixiangkaochaozuohemaicanlaiboyanqiu，woquannixianzaijiushoushidongxigundan。”hesiqiheyiqunren，

zhengxingzailehuodichaozheibiankan。womeishuohua，zhishibashoujidijita。“chendao，nijuede，yigejiaoaodenvren，

linsiqian，shiyinggaikutianqiangdi，haishiyinggaixiangyitougulang，anjingdiyingjiezhongjie？”chenkaianlengzhule。

tajieguoshouji，kanleyibianshipin。ranhou，tataiqitou，zhongxinshenshiwo。neishuangyuerenwushudeyanjingli，

diyici，youleyisibuyiyangdeqingxu。bushibiyi，bushibunai，ershiyizhong……qifengduishoudeshenshi。

tachenmolezuzuyifenzhong。ranhou，tabashoujihaijiwo，duizhebuyuanchudehesiqi，chenshengshuoleyiju，

yijurangquanchangsuoyourendoujingdiaoxiabadehua。“hesiqi，niguolai。”“nijizhu，jintian，

shichangyujiniyanedunvpei。”“zheishinidefuqi。”chenkaiandehua，xiangyikezhadan，

zaipailiantinglizhakaileguo。hesiqidelian，shunjianzhangchenglezhuganse。shenmejiao“shinidefuqi”？

tatangtangyixianxiaohua，guominnvshen，jiyigequanwangheideguoqinvxingdangpeichen，shitadefuqi？chenkaianfenglema？

“chendao，ninzheishishenmeyisi？”hesiqidejingjirenwanggeganjinshanglaidayuanchang，lianshangxiaoxixi，

xinlimamalielie。chenkaianliangeyanshendoulandejita。tazhishidingzhewo，shuo：“sangexiaoshi，bierangwoshiwang。

”shuowan，zhuanshenjiuzou，liuxiayigemanliancuoedehesiqi，heyiwuziqieqiesiyudelianxisheng。“shenmeqingkuang？

chendaobeixiajiangtoule？”“changyujichendaoguanshenmemihuntangle？”“youhaoxikanle，hesiqikendingqizhale。

”hesiqiqueshiqizhale。tasisididengzhewo，yanshenxiangshiyaopenchuhuolai。gangcaichenkaianneijuhua，

dangzhezheimeduorendemian，jianzhishibatadeliananzaidishangmoca。“changyu，nideyishenme？”tayadishengyin，

zoudaowomianqian，congyafenglijichujigezi，“niyiweichendaokuaniyiju，nijiunengfanshenle？zuomeng！

”“wogaosuni，jintianzheigewutai，youwomeini，younimeiwo！wohuirangnizhidao，shenmejiaozhenzhengdejuewang！

”tashuowan，zhuanshenjiuzou，gaogenxiecaizaidibanshang，fachu“dada”deshengxiang，xiangshizaixuanzhan。

jiexialaidepailian，chedichengleyichangzainan。hesiqikaishifengkuangdijiwoshibanzi。youyichangxi，

shiwoyaochongshangqushantaerguang，ranhoubeinanzhujiaolanzhu。zheishijiada，jieweijiuxing。jieguopailiandeshihou，

hesiqiguyibupeihe，woshougangtaiqilai，ta“a”deyishengjiudaozailedishang，wuzhelian，yanleiwangwang。

“yujie，wozhidaonixinliyouqi，danniyebunengzhendawoa……wodelianhaiyaoshangjingni，

wuwuwu……”yannanzhujiaodeneigexiaoxianrou，shihesiqidezhongshitiangou，

likeyifentianyingdizhizhewo：“changyu！nizenmehuishi！haixiangbalingxinrenma？”wokanzhetamenliangyichangyihe，

juedehaoxiao。zheiyanji，buquyanerrenzhuankexile。woshouhuishou，dandandishuo：“daoyan，

wojuedezheichangxiyouwenti。”fuzezhidaowomenzheizudezhixingdaoyan，shigequyanfushideqiangtoucao，

zaojiubeihesiqiweibaole。“youshenmewenti？jubenjiushizheimexiede！”tabunaifandishuo。

“lieyanzheigejiaose，tashige**，tazuizaihudejiushitadeshouhetadelian。”woshuo，

“tajiusuanhenmengyanrugu，yebuhuiyongzuizhenguideshouqudayizhangbuzhidedelian。zheibuheluoji。

”“neinixiangzenmeyan？”daoyanbaozhegebo，yilian“wokanninengwanchushenmehuayang”debiaoqing。woxianglexiang，

shuo：“wokeyibudata。”hesiqiyileng。“woyaodangzhenanzhudemian，yongwotuzhekoudandezhangzhijia，

manmandi，huaguotadelian。congetou，daoxiaba。dongzuoyaoqing，yaoman，daizheweixiehewanwei。ranhou，

zaitaerbian，qingshengshuoyijutaici。”“shenmetaici？”“‘zheizhanglian，zhenganjing。buzhidao，kuqilai，

haobuhaokan？’”woshuowan，zhenggepailianting，yipiansiji。suoyourendouyongyizhongkanguaiwudeyanshenkanzhewo。

taihenle。zheiyizhao，bizhijieshanerguang，henyibaibei。budaiyigezangzi，quebaneizhongjizhidexiuruheweixiegan，

biaoxiandelinlijinzhi。hesiqidelian，baile。taxiayishidiwuzhulezijidelian。zhixingdaoyanzhanglezhangzui，

bantianshuobuchuyigezi。zuihou，haishihesiqidejingjirenwanggefanyingkuai，ganxiaozheshuo：“ke，

zheige……zheigeshejishitinghao，dan……shibushiyoudiantaiguole？

womenqiqizoudeshiqingchunluxian……”“neijiuanyuanjihua。”wowusuoweidisongsongjian，“fanzhengduiwolaishuo，

zenmeyandouyiyang。”shuowan，wozhuanshenjiuzou，jixuhuijiaoluoliyanjiuwode“sifa”。

hesiqikanzhewodebeiying，qidehunshenfadou。taxiangxiuruwo，jieguofanbeiwojiangleyijun。“qiqi，bieshengqi。

”wanggeganjinanweita，“zheigechangyu，jiushigefengzi，womenbugentayibanjianshi。tayueshixiangchufengtou，

denghuiershuaideyuecan。niwanglewomendejihuale？”hesiqishenxiyikouqi，yanshenzhongxinbiandeyuandu。“dui，

wobunengrangtadeyi。”tayaozheyashuo，“wangge，nidouanpaihaolema？”“fangxin。”wanggeyinxiandiyixiao，

“dengguang，jiwei，quandoudadianhaole。denghuierzhengshibiaoyan，suoyoudetexiejingtoudouhuijini。zhiyuta，

zhiyouyigeyuanjing。tajiusuanyandezaihao，guanzhongyekanbuqing。tasuoyoudesuowei‘sheji’，

douzhihuibianchengyigexiaohua。”“haiyouzuihouneichangxi。”hesiqibuchongdao，“woyaorangtaside，

yuelangbeiyuehao。”“mingbai。”wanggebilege“ok”deshoushi，“woyijinggendaojuzushuole，daoshihou，

huiyouyikachedexue，quandoudaozaitashenshang。baozhengbatamaideyanyanshishi，zhilugenaodai。guanzhongkandaode，

jiushiyigexueduiliderenxingbinggun。”“zheihaibugou。”hesiqideyanshenxiangdushe，

“woyaozaita‘si’deshihou，wodetexiejingtou，bixushiquanchangzuiliangde。woyaorangsuoyouguanzhongdoukandao，

tasideyouduocan，woyingdeyouduomei。”“gao，shizaishigao！”wanggeshuqidamuzhi，“qiqi，nizheiyizhao，

jiao‘fudichouxin’。batadegaoguangxi，bianchengnidedianjiaoshi！dengjiemubochu，

suoyourenzhihuijizhunineigehanleidemeilitexie，sheihuijideyigebeixuemaizhudefengzi？”hesiqixiaole。

takanzhejiaoluolineigeanjingdexiangyizundiaosudewo，fangfozaikanyigesiren。changyu，genwodou？nihainenledian。

“xiamian，youqingdierzubiaoyanzhe，hesiqi，changyu，weiwomendailaibiaoyanpianduan，《hongmeiguiyubaimeigui》！

”zhuchirenbaomushengluoxia，wutaidengguangliangqi。bujinghenjiandan，yigelaoshanghaifenggedewuting，yizhangzhuozi，

liangbayizi。hesiqichuanzheyishenjiebaideqipao，lihuadaiyudizuozaiyizishang，chuchukelian。

nanzhujiaoshenqingdiwozhetadeshou：“mengyan，nifangxin，woyidinghuiquni。”wo，shiyande“lieyan”，

chuanzheyishenciyandehong，congwutaicemianzouchulai。womeiyouxiangjubenxiedeneiyang，chongshangqusihou，zhiwen。

wozhishi，yibuyibu，zoudehenman。gaogenxiecaizaimuzhidibanshang，fachu“gedeng，gedeng”deshengxiang，

xiangsangzhong。quanchangdemuguang，shunjianbeiwoxiyin。hesiqihenanzhuhaizaishuozhehaishishanmengdetaici，

danyijingmeirentingle。suoyourendoukanzhewo。wozoudaotamenmianqian，tingxia。womeikanneigenanren，wodeyanjing，

congshizhizhong，douzhikanzhehesiqi。woraozheta，zouleyiquan。xiangyitoudaliangliewudeshizi。ranhou，woxiaole。

wofuxiashen，yongwotuzhexianhongkoudandezhangzhijia，qingqingdi，huaguotadelianjia。jiuxiangpailianshiwoshuodeneiyang。

hesiqideshenti，bushoukongzhididouleyixia。neishizhenshidekongju，bushiyande。“zheizhanglian，zhenganjing。

”wodeshengyinhenqing，daizheyisiyonglandeshaya，tongguomaikefeng，qingxidichuandaomeiyigerendeerduoli。

“buzhidao，kuqilai，haobuhaokan？”shuowan，wozhiqishen，kandoumeikanneigenanrenyiyan，zhuanshen，liqu。

congtoudaowei，meiyouyijufeihua，meiyouyigeduoyudedongzuo。danneizhongjueduidezhangkonggan，

neizhongshenrugusuidemieshi，yijingranghesiqineigesuoweide“shanliangnvzhujiao”，bianchengleyigexiaohua。

daoboshili，chenkaiandeyanjing，liangle。“jichangyutexie！kuai！”fudaoyanyilianweinan：“chendao，

wanggeneibiandaguozhaohu，texiejingtoudouyaojiqiqilaoshi……”“worangnijichangyutexie！

”chenkaianyipaizhuozi，houdao。jingtou，zhongyuqiedaolewodelianshang。neizhangxiqulesuoyouqianhua，

sujingdaojihumeiyouxuesedelianshang，shiyishuangranshaozhehuoyandeyanjing。jiexialaijichangxi，wochenglebeijingban。

hesiqizaijingtouqianku，xiao，henanzhujiaoyongbao，qinwen。erwo，zhiyouyigeyouyigedeyuanjing。

jiuxiangwanggejihuadeneiyang。danwobuzaihu。wozaideng。dengzuihouneichangxi。neichang，shuyuwoyigerende，

siwangzhiwu。changjingqiehuan，xueye，zhangjie。mantiandedaxue，shijiadepaomo。binglengdedimian，

shishualebaiqidemuban。wochuanzheneishendanbodehongqipao，tangzaiwutaizhongyang。“yubei，kaishi！”anzhaojuben，

woyinggaitongkudizhengzha，bugandishenchushou，ranhousiqu。danwomeiyou。wozhishijingjingditangzhe。huxi，

henpingwen。yanjing，zhengzhe，kanzhewutaishangfangneipianxujiade“tiankong”。yimiao，liangmiao，

sanmiao……guanzhongxikaishisaodong。“tazaiganma？shuizhele？”“zheijiuwanle？zheiyejiaoyanxi？

”hesiqizhanzaiwutaicemian，zuijiaogouqiyimocanrendeweixiao。changyu，niwanle。

jiuzaisuoyourendouyiweizheishibochushigudeshihou。wodeshenti，turan，jiqingweidi，chouchuleyixia。

jiuxiangneizhichuisidebeijilang。neibushidafududezhengzha，ershiyizhongyinweishengmingliliushi，

shenjingmoshaobushoukongzhidejingluan。wodeshouzhi，quansuoleyixia。wodezuijiao，yichuyisixianhongde“xue”。

neishizangzaizuilidedaojuxuejiang。wodeyanshen，yijiukanzheshangfang，dantongkong，kaishimanmandi，huansan。

fangfolinghun，zhengzaiyidianyidiandi，congzheijuquqiaolichouli。zhenggeguocheng，meiyouyijutaici，meiyouyisheng**。

zhiyoukezhi，pingjing，heyizhongjudadaolingrenzhixidebeishang。daoboshili，chenkaiansisididingzhejianshiqi，

quantouzuandesijin。“tuishangqu，jitalianshangzuidadetexie！kuai！”tajihushizaipaoxiao。zheiyici，

meirenganzaiyouyu。jingtou，mengdituidaolewodelianshang。quanchang，yipiansiji。suoyourendoubeineigetexiejingtou，

zhenzhule。neishiyizhangshenmeyangdelian？meiyoutongku，meiyouyuanhen，

zhiyouyizhong……ranjinlesuoyoushengminglizhihoude，xuwu。tadeyanjingli，yingzhexuehua，yingzhedengguang，

danshenmedoumeiyoukanjinqu。neibushizaiyanyigerendesiwang。neijiushisiwangbenshen。ranhou，

daojuzude“baoxue”，laile。yikachedepaomoxue，putiangaididi，chaowozalexialai。shunjian，

jiubawozhenggerendouyanmeile。hesiqiyaode，langbei。danshi，jiuzaiwobeichediyanmeideqianyimiao。wo，