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jiehunsannian，qiziyizhishiguanquehuaibushang。wobeianshangtaijianwaihao，qiziqueduiwobulibuqi。taanweiwo，

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”1“zenmeyang，zheihaishidiyicizaigueryuantiyan，shuangbushuang？”“nigexiaoyaojing，wozaowanweinishenxule。

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”2bangexiaoshizhihou，wodeshoujizaicixiangqi。laidianxianshishitebietixing“laopo”。

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”“shuohaoleqianhaolingyangshouxu，jiudaiwoqubiluotingkanxinbieshude，

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“laogongnijintianzenmehuishia？youshenmepiqiyihouzaishuo，jintianzuizhongyaodeshilingyangxiaohai。

”“wozhidaonishihaomianzi，haipabierenduinizhizhidiandian，danshiwoshizhendexiangyaoyigehaizi，

nandaobiedenvrenyoude，wojiubupeiyouma？”tingdaozheihua，wobujingandaokexiao。zheisannianlai，

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wobeizheigenvrenmengzaiguli，bazhengkexindoupengjita。jibianshizijichuansannianqiandejiukuan，

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wuneizhouxiaoanhuaililouzheyigeshuizhedenanhai，hekaihuazhanzaiyipanglouzhezhouxiaoanrewen。zheifuwenxindechangmian，

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”hekaihuazuijiaochouleyixia，dengzheyanbudong。zhouxiaoanturanmaochulaidangzaitamianqian，yanshenzeguaidikanxiangwo。

3“songren，nipiqinengbunengbuyaozheimechonga？”“wonandaojiubunengyouzijidenanxingpengyouma？zheixienian，

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”zenliaohaiziquesisibaozhuhekaihuadetuibufang，qieshengshengdikuqilai。“baba”yuanzhangshunjianlianseguiyi，

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zhouweidepengyouguzhezhangjishu，haoxiangzheiyiqiebengairuci。“zenmebujiansongxiaoyua，