《wobushixiexiu》shiyibuyinrenrushengdexuanhuankehuanxiaoshuo，youzuojialiangxiaochengqingqingdazao。gushizhujiaozhangdagenbaiyaoyaodemingyunyuaiqing、youqinghefuchoujiujiezaiyiqi，yinfalewujindexijuxinghejinzhanggan。benshuyiqijingrendeqingjiezhuanzhehebizhenderenwuxingxiangertuoyingerchu。zhangdagenshuo：“zheiniangmenshiyaoxiasishoua，naoshiliganyongzheizhongshouduansharen。”wangpangzishuo：“haibushinigangcaixiashoutaihenle，renjiadebaofumenglieyidiandaoyezheng……。
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zhangdagenjuedeshenshangyizhenyang，ganjueyizhicucaodeshouzaimoziji。
zhengkaiyanjiukanjianyigelalilatadelaotou，tatoudaidaoguan，yishenhuisedaopao，shoulihainazheyigezangxixifuchen，shigelaodao。
zhangdagenfennudiyibatuikailaotou。
“youbinga，nimoshani！”
neilaotoukanjianzhangdagenxingle，xianshiyijing，suihoulianseruchangdeshuo：“pindaokanniyunsizaieryuechengdeguanlubian，zhishixiangbangnijianchayixia。”
zhangdagenjuedeexin：“wohaodehen，yongdezhenijiancha？nisheia？”
laodaokanzhangdagenshenshangchuanzhepiyi，xiashenyitiaozhangku，buxiangshibendiren，zhijuedetanaozibutaiqingxing，shuo：“woshiyunyoudewanglaodao，cifandasuanqueryuechengbandianshi。”
“ding，zuiqiangxiulianxitongjiancedaosuzhuyudaodianxiaomafan，yizidongweininkaiqi。”
huranerbianchuanlaixiangsheng，jinjiezhe，naohailijiuchuxianleliangzhangshanzhejinguangdiliuliuzhuanzhededazhuanpan。
zheishishenmedongxi？zhangdagenyixiajiumingbaile，zijichuanyuele，gujishangyibeizishiwanduzile！
zhangdagenjiujidezuotianzijihepengyouhejiu，banyeneierlengzifeiyaoqiershoupomotuosongta，buchuyiwai，lianggerenzaidaogoulile。
“shuaiyijiaozenmejiuguale！”zhangdagendigudao。
zheibawanglaodaoheleyitiao，zheirenshichoudeshenmefeng？
meicuo，zhangdagenkaixinhuaile，zhongyujieshuneicaodanderenshengle，yanqianliangfuzhuanpanshangyongtangjindazixiezherenwuhejiangli。
“xitongtishi：weijiejuedangqianmafan，qingkaiqixinshourenwu，chengjiurenwujianghuodejichujiangli。”
zhangdagenhaobuyouyudedianlequeding，yihoutazaizheigeshijiezuodazuoqiangjiukaoxitongle！
“renwuneirong：baiwanglaodaoweishi。tianheizhiqianjiezhi。jianglitixing：huodechengjiu【xiexiudadizi】hesuijidaoju。renwushibaichengfa：beiwanglaodaoxichengganshi。”
“干尸怎讲？”
xitongshuo：“dangranshiquanshenxueyekujiele！”
zhangdagenshale，hedeganjinbaozhuleziji，xitongrangzijibaiyigexiexiufanpaiweishi？
“wobuyaozuofanpai！woyaozhongxuan！nizheishianpaihaodeyinmou！”
“xitongbohuisuzhuyaoqiu，renwuhechengjiujianglishisuijixuanqude，zhusuzhuhaoyun！”
suannihen，buguodazhangfunengqunengshen！
“putong”yisheng，zhangdagenguizailewanglaodaomianqian：“xianzhanga！woyangmuxianzhanghenjiule，qiuxianzhangshouwozuotudiba！”
“weiheyaobaiwoweishi？”
“wokanshifugugeqingqitianfuyibing，shigexiulianqicai。woyaoshiyouxingchengweininlaorenjiatudi，niyirendedao，wojiquanshengtian！”
wanglaodaoxinzhonganxi，shenbianzhenghaoqueyigejizijiduanchadaoshuiganganhuodedaotong，xianzaitasongshangmenlaile！
“pindaoweirenzhengzhi，xinchanghenruan，nidepinxingwohenxihuan，youqishijieruchouhewohenxiang，buguo......”
wanglaodaoshuowantingdunleyixia，kebazhangdagenjihuaile，yankanzhemashangjiuchenggongle，zenmebushuoleni，nanbuchengshikanbushangziji？
“xianzhang，buguoshenme？”
wanglaodaojiushiguyidiaoyixiaweikou，buranqingeryijudeshoutaweitu，xiandezijimeishenmenengnai。
“pindaoxiwangniyihounengjianchiziwo，buyaowanglebenxin，jizhunifankangxieedetaidu，buyaoxiangsanxinglaozuyiyanghuaiwoshimenmingsheng,dingburaoni！”
“shifushouxiawole？”zhangdagenganjinmailidejiwanglaodaoketou。
“tuerkuaiqilai，dishangliang，weishixintengdehenni！”
wanglaodaobatafuqilai，zheiyaoshikehuaile，yihouhaizenmejizijiganhuoa。
yaobushizhangdagenzhidaowanglaodaoshigexiexiu，kongpajiubeitamanzuirenyidaodejipianle！weilewanchengrenwu，jiuzanqierentayiren。
“ding，xitongtishi：gongxiwanchengrenwu，huodechengjiujiangli：【xiexiudadizi】，jiangli：shentiqiangdu*1。”
haha，renwuwanchengle，buyongbeixichengrenganle。
zhangdagenzhiganjuequanshenshangxiayigunuanliuxilai，jiezheyizhenqiangliedereliangxiangyaotuposhentidejinguyiban。
wanglaodaoxizizidezhaolegejizijidazade，congbaofulinachuyitaodaopao，bazhangdagendepiyijihuanlexialai。zaibazhangdagenhuanxiadepiyifangjinbaofuli，xinxiangzheijianyifunadaodangpuliyinggaizhibushaoqianba？taheheyixiaoshuo：“tiansebuzaole，womenzhuajinshijianqueryuechengzhaogekezhanluojiao，buranjiuyaoshuiyedile。”
kanlaidanggexiexiudetudi，yemeishenmebuhaode，zhangdagendianlediantou，shuo：“shifuwomenqueryuechengganshenme？”
“weishitingshuosanxinglaozuzaieryuecheng，zhengyaoqianwangqinglimenhu！”wanglaodaoyansushuodao。
“ding，xitongzhuxianrenwu：shadiaosanxinglaozu，weixiexiuzhengming。shijianjiezhi：wu。renwuchengfa：beisanxinglaozuxichengrengan。”
zenmeyouchufalexitongrenwu，zhangdagenganjuekudanglichuanlaileyizhenliangyi！
zuotudijiuyaoyouyanlijian，zhangdagenshunshoujieguobaofubeizaijianshang，bianzoubianwen：“shifu，sanxinglaozudeshisheia？”
wanglaodaoshuo：“sanxinglaozushanzhanglianzhihairendedanyao，jiuyinweita，jianghushangkaishichuanwenbenzongdoushixiexiu。”
wanglaodaoshensecangsangdeshuo：“tayiqianshigehenzhengzhideren，kehoulaixinxingdabian，chengleyoumingdedamotou。”
anwanglaodaoshuode，xiexiuqueshishibeiyuanwangde，yuanlaizheijiushixitongrenwudeyoulai。
zhangdagenfenkaideshuo：“woyidingshaleta，weishimenzhengming！”
wanglaodaoxinweideshuo：“tueryouxinle，buguonixianzaitairuole。”
tamochujilidanyao，shuo：“zheishidaliwan，fuyongyili，jiunenglidaruniu，chixuyitianyiye，haimeiyoufuzuoyong，jiudangweishidejianmianlile。”
zhangdagenshuangshoujieguoliulisanfazheqinrenxinpixiangqihuashengmiyibanheisedewanzi，。
“谢谢师父。”
wanglaodaoxiaoleshuo：“yihougenzheweishi，haochuduoduo！”
zuozhe：jianmingeyaodedijixing
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