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“nidaodiyaobuqiushangjindaoshenmeshihoua！sanbenbujiushigaojiyidiandezhuankeme，nizheiyangzibiyezenmezhaogongzuo？nibuweinizijikaolv，yeyaoweinijianglaidejiatingkaolvba！”

“nifuduba！buran，yihouxiuxiangrangwolini！”suqianqianxiaolianqidetonghong，henshihentiebuchenggangdeshuo。

zhouyuwenzheibeizi，zuodezuicuowudeshiqing，jiushitingxinleyanqianzheigenvhaidehua。

anzhaoqianshiderenshengguiji，zhouyuwentingcongleyanqianzheigenvrendejianyi，tonggaiqianfeidefuduyinian，zhongyukaoshanglehezheinvhaiyiyangdeligongdaxue。

manyiweicongcijiukeyihezheigenvhaishuangsushuangqi，zaixuexiaoliguozheshenxianjuanlvdeshenghuo。

ranerkaixuediyitian......

“jieshaoyixia，zheishiwonanpengyou，zhei，shiwogaozhongtongxue！”suqianqianzhizhelingyigenanhai，rucideziwojieshaodao。

yongyuanbuyaoxiangxinnvrendehua。

越漂亮的女人。

越会骗人。

zisuqianqianyihou，zhouyuwenzaiyebuxiangxinaiqing。

“tanlianaikeyi，danshibujiehun。”

“wohetazhishiwanwan，woduinicaishirenzhende。”

“wokao！wodoushuole，wobujiehun，nineimerenzhenzuoshenme？”

“duibuqi，zuowanwohezuile。”

daxuesinian，zhouyuwenyouxirensheng，kaozhehaibucuodezhangxianghejiaoweiyinshidejiating，tanlebushaonvpengyou，dasineinianduizhexuedichuiniubi。

大学是干嘛的？

大学就是谈恋爱的！

大一先省内谈一谈。

daerjiubaguoneigeshengdefengjingwenhuatiyanyibian。

dasanziranyaolinglveyixiashijiewenhua。

zaiyipianxuedidechongbaizhong，qishizhouyuwenyetingmamude，zhouyuwenzuihouhuidejiushihesuqianqianyigexuexiao，yinweinibuguanzuoshenme，zheigenvhaiganjuedoukanzijibushunyan。

dongbudongjiuguolaishuodaozijijiju。

mingmingdouyijingyoulenanpengyou，quepianyaobazijidangbeitaipeiyang。

zongzhizhouyuwenshishougoule。

zhidaodasineiniansuqianqianchuguo，likailesuqianqiandefannao，zhouyuwenyouturanchangranruoshi，liantanlianaiyejuedesuoranwuwei。

daxuebiyeyihou，zhouyuwenjinruhulianwanggongsigongzuo，liangnianyihou，chulaidangan，yunqihaobaoleyigexiangmudahuo，zhouyuwenfenlejibaiwan。

zaijinlingchengdepukoudiqumaichemaifang，meitianwanshangmeishijiukaizhezijidexiaobaomadaojiubaguangyiquan，heshibajiusuidexiaomeimeitantanrensheng。

ranhou，neixiexiaomeimeijiuhuiwen，a，dashu，nifujiazuoguozheimeduonvhaizi，nizuixihuannayigeya？

zheigeshihou，zhouyuwenjiuhuiguzuoshenchendebiaoshi，wozuixihuanderen，meizuoguowodefujia。

rendaosanshi，jianmeideshencaikaishifafule，laomuqintiantiancui。

儿啊，赶紧结婚吧。

rangwoyoushengzhinianbaosunziba！

qishizhouyuwenyeshixiangjiehunde，danshishuozhende，zhouyuwenzhendebuzhidaohesheijiehun，yigerenbushitinghaode？gaimangdeshihoumang，mangwanlejiukankanhaizeiwang，dadayouxi。

zaibuji，kankanxiaodianying，quhuisuolaiyibo589，limiandexiaojiejieshuohuayouhaoting，youwenrou，yigebangmangnietui，yigebangmangweishuiguo。

ganmapianyaozhaogemulaohuzaijiani？

yankanzhesanshisuile，zhoubianpengyoudouyoulejiating，youlehaizi，zhouyuwenyuejigeyiqipaobadexiongdidouyuebuchulaile。

“haizifaleyiyedeshao，xifuzaipangbianpeileyiyeni，jintianshizaichubulai。”

“xifuhuaiyunle，suanleba，laozhou，ninianjiyebuxiaole，zaodianzhaoyige。”

“woxianzaina，tiantianjiuxianghewonverzaiyikuai，tayiduiwoxiao，woxindouhuale，zaiqujiubakanneixiexiaoguniang，wojiuxiang，ai，wonveryihoukebiezheiyang，zhende，laozhou，woxianzaishiwanbudongle，woquannia，yeganjinzhaogexifujiehunba，biezhaoshenmemeimaotianxiande，zheizhongnvdeyikanjiubushiguorizideren，puputongtongde，zuizhuyaoshitashi，zhilengzhirebushi，”

yigegeyiqianwandefeiqidexiaohuoban，xianzaidouchenglejujiahaonanren。

jiuzhouyuwenyigerencaiguozhezuishengmengsideshenghuo。

shuozhende，zhouyuwenyeleile。

zheitian，hewanzuihouyibeijiu，zhouyuwenzaishijiusuidexiaomeimeihuailichenchenshuiqu。

zaizhengyandeshihou，naodaiyouxiehunchen，erbianshiqingcuidenvhaizideshengyin。

睁开眼。

chuanzheyijianhuangqunzidesuqianqian，dengzheyishuangdayanjing，henshibumandekanzhezhouyuwen。

“suqianqian？nibushizaiwaiguoshouguame？zenmehuiguole？”qishizicongdaxuebiye，zhouyuwenyusuqianqianjiumeiyoulianxiguo，zhishitingtongxueshuo，suqianqianhaoxiangjiajileyigehuaqiao，hunyinbingbumeiman，jiehunmeiduojiu，zhangfuyinbingqushi，nianjiqingqingdetachengleguafu。。

pangbianyiquntongxuehongxiaoqilai。

suqianqianyanjingdengdelaoda，henshifennu。

“zhouyuwen！nitaiguofenle！”suqianqianhongzhelian，duozhejiaoshuo。

“a？”zhouyuwenyileng。

suqianqianshengqidepaochulefangjian。

pangbiandetongxuexiaodeqianyanghouhe。

“bushi，laozhou，renjiajujueni，niyemeibiyaozheimezuzhourenjiadangguafuba？”mianqiandeyigeyouheinanhaixiaodeqianyanghouhe，paizhezhouyuwendejianbangshuo。

“wokao！bushi，laowang，nilaopodouchuguile，nizenmehaixiaodechulai？”zhouyuwenwen。

“？？？”

nanhaidunshichuihuzidengyan。

......

zhouyuwenkanlebantiancaimingbaiguolai，ganqingzijizuomengni，mengdaolezijigaozhongbiyedeneiyinianjuhui，zhouyuwenmeinaizhujimo，guqiyongqihesuqianqianbiaobaile。

jieguosuqianqianpitougailiandejiujizhouyuwenyitongdeshuluo，rangzhouyuwenfudu。

结果一年以后。

唉。

yiqiandeshiqingzaoyijingkankaile，nandehuilaiyici，yudaozheiqunshibajiusuidetongxue，shayebushuole，hejiu。

haiyouneigexiaoliu，buyaokandaonanrenjiuwangshangtiehaobuhao，zuiqimazhidaorenjiashibushidanshen。

“ai，nandeyudaonimen，wojinimenshuoshuonimendeyihou，haodaiyoudianshushibushi，bieshazhanzhea，daojiudaojiu！fuwuyuan，banimenzuiguidejiunashanglai，maotai，jiushangmaotai，nixianzaibuhe，yihounenghedeqi？ganjinganjin，zaijiwonabaoxiaosu。”