《wobenyanluotuiyinquebeiqianjinweihunqixiuru，yitongdianhuarangtajiazuchuming！》shiyouzuozhe“yunxi”chuangzuobianxie，xiaoshuonannvzhurengongshizhaoqiminglinqingya，qizhongzhuyaoqingjieshi：wogoulegouchunjiao，xiangtatouquyigewanweidexiaorong。“jiranlinxiaojieruciyouchengyi，neiwanbeiyezhihaoquezhibugongle。”jiuzaiwofushenqujianzhipiaodecha……
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“nishaotamazaizheilihuchuidaqi，nizhidaorangzhenggedixiashijiechenfuxuyaoduodadenengliangma？”
“zongguantianxia，kongpayezhiyouchuanshuozhongneiwei‘yanluodian’dezhurenyouzheigebenshi，niyousuannagencong？”
zhaoqimingyueshuoyuejidong，zhengzhangliandouzhangchenglezhuganse。
“chouxiaozi，nishuolezheimeduo，gaibuhuishixianglaidiaoneiyiqianwanba？”
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duanduanbudaoyikezhongdeshijian，jingranyourenjielianweixiewoliangci！
zheishiwozhizhang“yanluodian”yilai，lianzuomengdouweicengmengdaoguodeqingjing。
wobuzaiduoyan，dangzhesuoyourendemian，zaicitaochuneitezhideweixingdianhua。
“wei，xuanwu，shiwo。”
tongxunneitouchuanlaiyigechenwendenansheng。
“yanjun，ninzenmezheigeshihoulianxiwo，shiqingbantuole？neiweilinxiaojie，ninkehaizhongyi？”
woyiweishenzhangdipielelinqingyayiyan，lengxiaoyishenghoukaikou。
“bantuo？shiqingyuanbixiangxiangdeyaofuza，woxianzaiyougexindezhuangkuangyaoxiangnitongbaoyixia。”
“yourenxiangyongqianlaimaiduanwodehunyue！”
“您说什么！？”
tongxunneitou，xuanwuzhenjingdeyuqijihuyaochuantoushebei。
“neikeshilaodianzhuqinziweinindingxiadeyinyuan，shouzhenggeyanluodianjianzheng，ninquedingmeihewokaiwanxiao？”
wocongrongbupodijixujiangdao。
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wojiangshiqingdeshimojianyaofushuyibian，xuanwuqidedangchangfachuyishengnuhou。
“对方是何人？”
wozhengyukaikou，zhaoqimingyigejianbuchongshanglai，jiangdianhuaqiangleguoqu。
“wei，nijiushizheixiaozizhaolaidebangshou，shiba？”
“shouyanjieshuqian，woyaojiandaoyiqianwan，burannijiudengzhejitashoushiba！”
xuanwugujiyeshimeixiangdao，youshengzhinianjingranyourenganyongzheizhongkouqiyutaduihua，chenmolejimiao。
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zhaoqimingcikehaibuzhidaozijijiujingchunulehedengcunzai，yijiuyifuyoushiwukongdezuilian。
“bietamafeihua，nijiushuopeihaishibupei！”
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zhaoqimingyemeixiangdaoduifangdehuoqirucizhida，dangchangjiudinglehuiqu。
“laodongxi，nizaizheigenwozhuangshenmedaweibalangni，peiyigejituan？”
“niyaoganpei，laozijiuganshou，youbenshinaxianchengdegongsi！”
guaduandianhua，zhaoqimingmanlianjuaodiwangxianglinqingya，gengxiangshizaixuanyaozijideweifeng。
kandaoyanqianzheifannaoju，woshizaishimeinengrenzhu，dangchangqingxiaochusheng。
“linxiaojie，nikezhenshizhaolegehaoqinglanga。”
“lianwoyanluodiandesidahufadouganruma，fangyanzhenggeshijie，wohaiweicengjianguorutazheibanyingyongwuweizhiren。”
duiyuwodetidian，zhaoqimingmanbuzaihudiqinghengyisheng。
“qie，woguannishenmeyanluodianhaishiyanwangdian，shouyanmashangjiuyaokaishile，ganjingundan！”
我不怒反笑。
“kaishi？meiyouwodeshouken，zheichangshouyanjintianlianyidaocaidoushangbulai，nixinma？”
huayingangluo，renqunzhongbuzhishisheijinghuleyisheng。
“你们快看外面！”
zhongrenwenyan，fenfenzhuanxiangmenwai。
shushiliangguazheteshupaizhaodeheisejiaoche，ruyitiaoheisezhanglong，haohaodangdangchaozhelinjiazuzhaishilai......
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