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小说简介

rexuewenzhangbaohuoshangjiale！yinanxinmoyiweizhujiaodezuopin《wobeizhasihou，jinpaidiaojieyuanmamahuifengle》，shizuozhedanaoqiaojingxinchupinde，xiaoshuojingcaijuqingjiangshudeshi：mengdizhuazhumamadeshoubei：“nidaodiduitazuoleshenme？！”mamabengkuididaku：“wonengzuoshenme？！woshitaqinma！wozenmekenenghaita？！”tapudaowode……

精彩章节

womashixiangyuquanguodejinpaidiaojieyuan，zuishanzhanghuajiejiatingmaodun。ketaqueyongmeiqiguanzaduanlewodetui，

mawoshixianghuilezheigejiadesangmenxing。zhiyinwozhuangpoletazaiwaimianyoubiedenanren。

weileburangwodapotahebabamofanfuqidejiaxiang。tabawosuozaigelou，meitianzhijiyidunsoufan，

rangwozishengzimie。jintian，wokandaotazaidianshijiemushang，duizheyigebeizinvpaoqidelaorenkankanertan，

quantayaozhenaishengming。“tianxiadehaizi，meiyoubuaizijifumude，”tashengqingbingmaodishuo，“goutong，

shijiejueyiqiewentideqiaoliang。”quanchangzhangshengleidong。woxiaole，yongjinzuihouyisiliqi，

botonglejiemuderexiandianhua。dianhuajietongdeneiyike，wodakailechufangdemeiqi。“ma，

goutongdeqiaoliangyijingduanle，xianzai，wobaminghaijini。”1santianqian，wohuijianahuanjideyifu，tuikaimenshi，

quekanjianmamabeiyigemoshengnanrendizaishafashang。tajinghuangshicuodituikaiduifang，erwozhanzaiyuandi，

danaoyipiankongbai。“xiaonian！nizenmehuilaile？！”talishengzhiwen，fangfofancuoderenshiwo。wozhanglezhangzui，

houlonggansedefabuchushengyin。neigenanrenzhenglihaoyifu，zaiwoma**shangpaileyibazhang，

yiweishenzhangdipielewoyiyanhou，zhuanshenlikai。mamachongshanglai，yibazhuaizhuwodetoufa，

shengyinyadejidi：“niyaoshigangaosuniba，wojiurangnishengburusi！

”wohunshenfadou：“ma……nihebababushimofanfuqima？nimenshanggeyuehaizaijiemuli……”“pa！

”tahenhenshanlewoyibazhang，yanshenyinleng：“nibayaoshizhidao，zheigejiajiuwanle！nixianghuilezheigejiama？！

”wowuzhelian，yanleiyididiluozaidishang。jianwobushuohua，talengxiaoyisheng，zhuanshenzouxiangchufang，linqimeiqiguan，

haobuyouyudizaxiangwodetui——“a——！”gutouduanliedeshengyinqingxikewen。tingdaowodecanjiao，

mamalengleyixia，ranhoushunjianrengxiameiqiguan，yankuangtonghongdibaozhewo：“xiaonian，mamabushiguyide，

niyuanliangmama，haobuhao？”wotengdejihuyunguoqu，taqueqingqingmolemowodetoufa，

zaiwoerbiandiyudao：“zhiyaoniguaiguaibizui，mamahaishiainide。”zaicixinglai，

wofaxianzijiyijingbeisuozailegelou。beizashangdeyoutuihongzhongbukan，yijingyoufayanhuanongdejixiang，

cangyinghewenziweizheshangkouwengwengdifeizhe。duziedegugujiao，shenpangquezhiyouyiwanyijingkaishifachoudebaimifan。

diertianzaoshang，tingdaomamasongfandejiaobushenghou，wotuozheshangtuiyidiandiannuodaomenkou，

aiqiumamafangwochuqu：“mamaduibuqi，qiunile！wodetuizhendehentong，

wojueduibuhuibaniheshushudeshigaosubabade！qiunisongwoquyiyuan！

”louxialikechuanlaibabadeshengyin：“ng？xiaonian，shenmeshiyaogaosubaba？”“meishimeishi，

xiaonianshuoduziteng，jintianbuxiangquxuexiaole，buyongbabasong！”mamaliansehuangzhang，dashenghuidadao，

gaizhulewotengtongdechuoqi。jiezhe，taneigangcaikandaowoshangtuiyihoudongleceyinzhixindelian，

shunjianbiandemosheng：“meixiangdaowoshengdehaizijingranzheimeedu！ninayebunengqu，jiuzaizheijiwohaohaofansheng，

shenmeshihouxuehuishuohualeshenmeshihouquyiyuan，haohaozhangzhangjixing！”shuowan，

tarengxiafanjiuyongliguanshanglegeloudemen，gejueleyiqieshengyin。quemeizhuyidao，

wozaitahuangzhanghuiyingbabadeshihou，congtashoulitouguolaidegelouyaochi。geloudemensuohengao，

erwolianguizheyezuobudao。dangwofeilejiuniuerhuzhilidakaigeloudemen，jializaoyirenquloukong。

woturanxiangqi，babayaopeimamalujiemu，zheijitiandoubuhuijiale。wokanzheyijingkaishisanfaechoudeyoutui，

beiliangyixiao，juejuepaxiangjialidechufang……yigebubeiaidecanfeideyusheng，haiyoushenmeyiyi？

2meiqideweidaoyijingmimanlezhenggechufang。wotingjiandianhuaneitouzhuchirenhuangluandeshengyin：“zheiweitingzhong？

ninneibianshibushiyoushenmejinjiqingkuang？qinglike——”woguaduanledianhua。dianshili，

mamahaizaikankanertan：“zuoweifumu，womenyaoxuehuibaoronghaizidecuowu，

youhenduoshihoutamenkenengzhishiyishihutu……”woxiaole，yongjinquanli，dianranledahuoji。“hong——！

”huoguangchongtiandeneiyike，wofangfokanjianmamacuoedizhuanguotou。baozhadexinwenxunsudengshangresou。【tufa！

mouxiaoqumeiqibaozha，yinvzishenwang！】mamazuozaishafashang，liansecangbaididingzhexinwenhuamian。

babazhoumei：“zheifangzi……zenmeyoudianxiangwomenjia？”mamamengdizhanqilai，shengyinjianrui：“hushuo！

xiaonianjintianhaifaxiaoxishuotazaipengyoujiazhu！”tataochushouji，feikuaididazi：“siyatou，youwanshizongshiba？

ganjinhuixiaoxi！”xiaoxixianshiyidu。quemeiyouhuifu。wodelinghunpiaofuzaikongzhong，

kanzhemamafengkuangdibodazhewodedianhua。yibianyouyibian。wurenjieting。

babafanzaodizhualezhuatoufa：“zheiyatouyuelaiyuebuxianghuale，dianhuayebujie！”mamazuanjinshouji，

lianseyinchen：“takendingshiguyide！shangcizhuangjianwohechenzongdeshi，tajiuweixiewoyaogaosusuoyouren！

”babayileng：“shenmechenzong？”mamabiaoqingyijiang，suijijichuxiaorong：“meishenme，

jiushigongsideyigekehu，xiaonianwuhuile。”babatanlekouqi：“zheihaizicongxiaojiuaihusiluanxiang，

shangcihaifeishuonipianxintabiaomei……”mamasonglekouqi，shunshishuodao：“tajiushibuzhizu！womengongtachichuan，

tahaizhengtianbailianse！”woxiangqibannianqian，biaomeilaijializhu。tashuaisuilemamazuiaidehuaping，

quekuzhezhirenshi**de。mamaerhuabushuo，yibazhangshanzaiwolianshang：“nizenmezheimeedu？！

”wowuzhelian，shengyinfadou：“ma，zhendebushiwo……”biaomeiduozaimamashenhou，chongwodeyidixiao。

neitianwanshang，wobeifaguizaiketing，mamalengbingbingdishuo：“nibiaomeibinidongshiduole，ninengbunengxuexueta？

”mama，zhalenidefangzi，wokenengyongyuanzuobulenixihuandedongshixiaohaile。danmeiguanxi，

zheishiwozuodezuihouyijian“budongshi”deshiqingle。xinwenchixufajiao，jingfanggongbulesizheshenfen。

mamajiedaodianhuashi，shoudoudejihunabuzhushouji。“ninhao，qingwenshilinniandejiashuma？

womenzaibaozhaxianchangfaxianletadeyiti……”dianhuaneitoudeshengyinqingxikewen。babamengdizhanqilai：“shenme？

！bukeneng！tamingming——”mamaturanjianjiaoyisheng，daduanleta：“pianzi！nimenyidingshipianzi！

wonvergangcaihaijiwofaxiaoxi！”tazhandouzhediankailiaotianjilu，zuixinyitiaoshiwogangcaifade：【ma，

duibuqi，wozhendezhicuole。】taxiangshizhuazhulejiumingdaocao，xiesidilididuizhedianhuahou：“nimenkan！

tahaihuozhe！tahaizaijiwofaxiaoxi！”jingchachenmoleyixia，huanhuandao：“nvshi，zheitiaoxiaoxishizuowanfade，

ninnverdesiwangshijianshiyixiaoshizhiqian。”mamadetongkongzhouranjinsuo。neitiaoxiaoxi，shidingshifasongde。erta，

shenzhimeiyoudiankaikanguo。3mamatanzuozaidishang，shoujihualuo。

“bukeneng……zheibukeneng……”tanannanziyu，shouzhisisiqiajinzhangxin。babayibazhuaqicheyaochi，

liansetieqing：“quxianchang！”binyiguanli，fayixiankaibaibudeneiyike，mamafachuyishengqilidejianjiao。

wodeshentiyijingbeishaodejiaohei，youtuideguzhehenjiqueyiranqingxikejian。fayituiletuiyanjing，

yuqipingjing：“sizhezaibaozhaqianjiuyijingshoulezhongshang，tuiguduanlie，youmingxiannvedaihenji。

”babamengdizhuantoukanxiangmama：“zheishangshizenmehuishi？！”mamalianseshabai，

zuichunzhandou：“wobuzhidao……tayidingshizijishuaide！”fayiyiweishenzhangdikanletayiyan，

diguoyifenbaogao：“lingwai，sizhetineijiancechuzhangqiyingyangbuliangdejixiang，weilijihumeiyourenheshiwucanliu。

”babayibazhuaguobaogao，shouzhifadou：“shenmeyisi？”“yisishi，”fayilenglengdao，“tazaisiqian，

yijinghenjiumeichiguoyidunbaofanle。”babadelianseyuelaiyuenankan，

mengdizhuazhumamadeshoubei：“nidaodiduitazuoleshenme？！”mamabengkuididaku：“wonengzuoshenme？！

woshitaqinma！wozenmekenenghaita？！”tapudaowodeshitishang，shengleijuxia：“xiaonian！mamacuole！

mamabugaixiongni……nixingxinga！”tadeyanleizazaiwojiaoheidelianshang，kewoyijingganjuebudaole。huidaojia，

mamafengleyiyangfanchushouji，diankaihewodeliaotianjilu。zuihouyitiaoxiaoxi，shizuowandedingshifasong。

erwangshangfan，quanshiwofajitade、congweibeihuifuguodexiaoxi——【ma，wotuihaoteng，nengbunengdaiwoquyiyuan？

】【ma，gelouhaoleng，wonengxialaima？】【ma，woele……】tadeshouzhijiangzaibankong，turanjianjiaoyisheng，

henhenbashoujizazaidishang！“jiade！doushijiade！tazenmekeneng……”babajianqishouji，dingzhepingmu，

yankuangtonghong。tahuanhuantaitou，shengyinshaya：“nibataguanzaigelou？”mamamengdihoutuiyibu，

xiesidilidiyaotou：“womeiyou！shitazijibutinghua！shitafeiyaoweixiewo！”babasisidingzheta，

yiziyiju：“weixienishenme？”mamadebiaoqingshunjianninggu。4diertian，mamashangledianshi。

tachuanzhesuyadeheiyi，yankuanghongzhong，duizhejingtougengyan：“zuoweimuqin，womeinengbaohuhaonver，

shiwodecuo……”zhuchirendishangzhijin，qingshenganwei：“linnvshi，qingjieai。”mamacalecayanlei，

shengyinzhandou：“xiaoniancongxiaojiubuaishuohua，xinggegupi……womenyizhixianghetagoutong，

ketazongbazijiguanzaifangjianli……”“shangzhoutayoufabinglijiachuzou，wohetababazhaobianlequancheng。

”mamadeshengyinyufabeishang，“meixiangdaotajingranyongzheizhongfangshi……”wopiaofuzaikongzhong，

kanzhetazaijingtouqianbiaoyan。taixiadeguanzhongfenfenmolei，

yourendishenggantan：“zhenshikeliantianxiafumuxin……”“linlaoshizhenshitaiburongyile……”“shia，

jinpaidiaojieyuanzijijialiqueyouzheiyangyigenver……”mamayouyadishiquyanjiaodelei。“qishizuoweimuqin，

wozuidadexinyuanjiushinvernenghaoqilai。”taduizhejingtoushenqingdishuo，“wuluntazenmeshanghaiwomen，

womendouhuiyizhiaita。jishitayongyuanlikailewomen，womenduitadeaiyeyongyuanbuhuigaibian！

”guanzhongxixiangqileimingbandezhangsheng。yourenkaishigaohan“linlaoshijiayou”。kemeirenzhidao，

woxiaoshihoufashaodao40du，quansuozaichuangshang，mimihuhuhan“mama”deshihou。

taqueyinweiyaopeibiaomeicanjiagangqinbisai，touyebuhuidilikai。“biezhuangbingle，nibiaomeidebisaigengzhongyao。

”jiemujieshuhou，tamenhuidaobaozhahoudelaofangzilishoushidongxi，babaturankaikou：“jingfangshuo，

meiqifashirenweidakaide。”mamadeshouzhiyizhan。babajixudao：“xiaonian……shizishade。

”mamamengditaitou，jianshengdao：“bukeneng！tazenmekenengzisha？！tamingming——”taturanbizui，

liansecanbai。babahuanhuanzhuantou，yanshenbingleng：“mingmingshenme？”mamazhanglezhangzui，queshuobuchuhua。

babazhanzaiyuandi，yidongbudong。turan，tazhuanshenzouxianggelou。gelouyinweijulibaozhadianbijiaoyuan，

suoyilimiandedongxijibenbaocunwanhao。mensuoyijinghuaile，tatuikaimen，huichenpumianerlai。

dishangsanluozhejigekongwan，jiaoluoliduizhewocengjingzangqilaiderijiben。

tazhandouzhefankaidiyiye——【“jintian，mamayoudawole，yinweibiaomeishuowotouletadexianglian。

kewozhendemeiyou……”】tadeshoudoudeyuelaiyuelihai，turan，yizhangzhaopiancongrijibenlihualuo。tajianqilai，

tongkongzhousuo。jiuzaizheishi，tadeshoujituranxiangqi。shijingfangdalaide。“lixiansheng，

womenzaininnverdeyiwuli，faxianleyibushouji……ninfangbianxianzaiguolaiyitangma？”5mamaliansecanbai，

xiayishixiangyaozulan：“laoli，womenxianhuijia——”“bizui！”babadiyiciduimamahoulechulai，

“woxianzaijiuguoqu。”jingjuli，

jingguanjiangwoneibuyijingbeishaodebianxingdeshoujidijibaba：“womenxiufuleshoujilideshuju，

faxianleyixiebijiaoteshudeneirong。”tadiankaixiangce，limianyoushangbaizhangzhaopian。

zuijindeyizhangshimamaheneigemoshengnanrenzaiketingshafashangdeqinmizhaopian。babadelianseyidiandianbianbai，

shouzhisisizuanzheshouji，qingjinbaoqi。congworijilidiaochulaide，zhengshizheiyizhang。erzhaopiandebeimian，

yongzhinendezitixiezheyixingxiaozi——【“ma，ruguonizaibiwo，wojiubazheizhangzhaopian，jijidianshitai。

”】jingguanjixufandong：“haiyouzheiyizhang……”zhaopianli，mamahechenzongloubaozaijiudiandechuangshang，

mamazhengzaituozijideyifu。jingguanchenzhongdishuo：“genjushoujijilu，

ninnvercongsangeyueqianjiukaishishoujizheixiezhengju，yinggaishixiangyaobaohuziji。

”“haiyoutaderiji……”babayankuangtonghong，xiangqigelouliwoneibenfensederijilideneirong。

【2025nian8yue10ri：mamayouhechenshushuzaiketingbaozaiyiqi，wocongxuexiaohuilaizhuangjianle。

mamahenshengqi，shuoyaoshiwoganshuochuqujiuyaowohaokan。】【mamazaduanlewodetui，xueliulehaoduo，

ketaburangwoquyiyuan。tashuowoshisangmenxing，huihuilezheigejia。

】【2025nian8yue12ri：yijingbeiguanzaigelousantianle，zhinengchifachoudeshengcaishengfan。

我的腿开始化脓了，

duoquchongzaipa……】【2025nian8yue13ri：mamazaidianshishangshuo‘tianxiafumudouaizijidehaizi’，

ketaweishenmebuaiwo？shiwotaibuguailema？】【woxiangsile，zheiyangjiubuhuizairemamashengqile。

】babadeshoudoudeyuelaiyuelihai，yankuangshunjianhongle。meiyigezidouxiangdaoziyiyangzhazaitaxinshang。

taxiangqineitianqizishuoxiaonianzaipengyoujiazhu，xiangqitashuoxiaonianbuxiangquxuexiao，

xiangqitaiduotaiduobeitahushideyichang。“**！wotamashige**！”babamengdiyiquanzazaiqiangshang，

xianxueshunjianyongchu，“wozenmenengxintadehua！wonverzaijiabeinvedai，wojingranyidiandoumeifaxian！

”jingguankanzheshikongdebaba，tanlekouqi：“lixiansheng，genjuwomendediaocha，ninqizishexiannvedaiertongzui，

womenhuimashangduitajinxingjuliu。”“haiyouyijianshi……”jingguannachuwoshoujilideluyin，

“zheishininnvershengqianzuihoudeluyin。”luyinlichuanlaiwoxuruodeshengyin：“baba，ruguonitingdaozheiduanhua，

shuomingwoyijingsile……duibuqi，wozhendechengbuxiaqule。”“womeiyouhuidiaozheigejia，

shimamaxianbeipanlezheigejia……wobazhengjudouliujinile。”“baba，woqishihenaihenainimen，

keshimamabuaiwo，tashuowoshisangmenxing……”“wosile，mamayinggaihuigaoxingba？

zheiyangtajiunenghechenshushuzaiyiqile……”luyinjiaranerzhi。babachedibengkui，guizaidishangtongku：“xiaonian！

babaduibuqini！babagaisi！”wopiaofuzaikongzhong，kanzhezheiyiqie，xinqingquechuqidepingjing。

6mamabeidaishangshoukaodeshihou，tahaizaifengkuangdibianjie：“womeiyounvedaita！tashiwoqinshengnver，

wozenmekenenghaita！”“neixiezhaopianshijiade！doushipde！”kedangjingfangnachuyiyuandezhenduanbaogaoshi，

tachedishuobuchuhuale。“genjufayijianding，sizhedetuiguduanlieshangshisantianqianzaochengde，duanmianzhengqi，

yinggaishibeizhongwuzhijiezaduan。”“lingwai，sizhetineiyanzhongyingyangbuliang，weibuyoudaliangchenjiuxingsunshang，

fuhezhangqijieheshiyongbianzhishiwudetezheng。”mamadelianseshunjiancanbairuzhi。“haiyouzheige。

”jingguannachuyigencudadetielian，“womenzaigeloufaxiande，shangmianyousizhededna。

”neishimamayonglaisuogeloumendetielian，zuzuyouchengrenshoubeineimecu。babakandaotieliandeshunjian，