doushishenghuowen《wochuguolianyinhou，lianggeqingmeihuifengle》shigeweishuchongdebikanliangpin，zhujiaolujingheguxinranluwendexingxiangbeikehuaderumusanfen，“wangyou”dadawenbixini，juqingshifenhaokan，gaishuwei：yigumenmendeganjuecongxinzhongyongqi，danbizhiqianneizhongjianruidetengtongyiranhaoduole。womole**kou，zuijiaoguashang……
第一章
womaidiaoleguoneisuoyoudezichan，zhunbeichuguo。
keneilianggeshuoyaojiayuwoweiqi，yibeizipeibanwodeqingmeiquesihaobuzhiqing。
yinweitamenzhengmangzhejixinlaideshixishengchoubanqinggongyan。
mingmingshiwohejiuhedaoweichuxue，feijinqianxinwankucainadaodebaiyidingdan。
jiuyinweitakulejiju，lianggeqingmeibianqingeryijudixiangxinleshiwoqiangletadedanzi。
我想要解释。
tamenquebuxie，“zhuanghenggangdaxuebiye，tanalidongzhichangneixiewanwanraorao？”
“nizaiqifuzhuangheng，shuayinmouguijiqiangdanzi，nixinbuxinworangnizaigongsidaibuxiaqu？”
gengshiyinweizhuanghengjijuhua，jiangzhongshangbinsidewosuozaigongsibuguanbugu。
houlaiworutamensuoyuan，tuichugongsi，chuguolianyin。
tamenfaneryoufengleyiyangkaishizhaowo！
01
guxinranheluwenzoujingongsishi，wozhengzaixiecizhixin。
ertamenkandaozhiyouwozai，yuanbenmanliandexiaoyidunshijiaranerzhi。
guxinranyuanbenxiulidemeitoucuqi，manyandoushixianqi，“lujinghe，nizaineilitoutoumomoxieshenmeni？”
wenyan，wotaitoukanletamenyiyan，yanzhongpingjingwubo，“cizhixin。”
fanzhengzuihouyexuyaotamendeqianzicaikeyizoulizhiliucheng，ziranyemeibiyaomanzhetamen。
qianjitian，tamenzaiwodeqinggongyanshang，dangzhongzhikongwoshiyongbudangshouduanqiangleshixishengzhuanghengdedanzi，bingbawodezhiweicongfuzongjiangweiputongzhiyuan。
zhenggegongsiduiwoyilunfenfen，zaojiumeiyoulewoderongshenzhisuo。
suoyourenduiwoyilunfenfen，kanzhewodemuguanganzangfangbeiyuxianqi。
guxinranheluwenkanxiangwodemuguangmanshihuaiyi。
guxinranzoudaowoshenpang，wangwodediannaoshangkanleyiyan。
suihouyuqizhongdaizhexiebiyi，“sheibuzhidaonilujinghedangchufeileduodadeliqicailiuzaiwomengongsi，ninengshedezijizhudonglikai？”
“youzaizheilijiaxingxingyanxipianwomenliangge？”
“niyigedananren，yebuxiandiuren。”
luwenzaiyipangfuhedao：“shia，lujinghe，yihounengbunengxianggenanrenyidian，buyaoshuanineixiexiaoxinsile，zhendetingfande。”
tamenlianggedehuarutongyibatiechuizhongzhongluozaiwoxinshang。
wokanzheyanqiantongwoqingmeizhumashijinianyiqizhangdadelianggenvren，turanjuedeyouxiemosheng，
mingmingyiqianshitamenzhanzaiwoshenbianshuoyaoyongyuanpeibanwo。
keshixianzai，kanzhewomanshixianqiyuyanfandeyeshitamen。
02
kandaogongsizhiyouwomensangeren，yuanbenduozailoutijianwanshoujidezhuanghenglikezoulejinlai。
tabanzheyidaxianghongjiu，jiannandiwanggongsilimianzou，
“luzong，wotingnide......bahongjiu......congyiloubandaogongsile，yaofangzainali？”
zhuanghengyibianmantoudahanqichuanyuyudishuohua，yibianfeilidibanzheyixiangzihongjiuchaozhewodegongweizoulai。
guxinranheluwenkandaota，likemanyanxintengdichaotapaoqu。
“aheng，nizenmeyigerenbanzheimezhongdedongxi？yebuzhidaoduojiaojigerenlaibangmang。”
“zheibandongxideshiqingnalixuyaonilaizuo，xiaciranglujinghequjiuxingle，jitazhaodianshiqingzuo，shengdetaxiandehuangzhengtianshuataneidianxiaoxinsi。”
tamentiqiwoshihuayuzhongdeqingshixianerangwoyuanbenqiaozaijianpanshangdeshouzhidunledun。
yigumenmendeganjuecongxinzhongyongqi，danbizhiqianneizhongjianruidetengtongyiranhaoduole。
womole**kou，zuijiaoguashangleyidianxiaoyi。
wozhidaozijichedijietuoderizibuyuanle。
“lujinghe！nishisirenma？meikandaoahengyigerenbanzheimezhongdedongxima？haibukuaiguolaibangmang？”
guxinranmanshinuqidikanzhewo，lishenghandao。
kezhuanghengqueturanzhengzhaleqilai。
yibiantuijuguxinranheluwenqitubangmangdeshou，yibianjianqiangkaikou，“buyongnimenbangmang，woyigerenkeyide。luzongshuolerangwoyigerenzouloutibazheixianghongjiucongyiloubandaowomengongsi。”
“wobunengweifantademingling。”
“suoyi，xinranjie，wenjie，wobunengjieshounimendebangzhu。”
guxinranheluwenwenyandunshiduiwopokoudama：“lujinghe，nipingshenmerangzhuanghengbanhongjiushanglou？tashiwomendezhuli，bushinide！”
“erqiewomengongsizaiershiqiceng！nijingranbuzhuntazuodianti，zouloutibanshanglai！nizenmezheimeedu？”
woshenmeshihourangtabanhongjiudaogongsiguo？
wojideqingqingchuchu，genbenmeizheihuishi。
wozhouzhemeitoukanxianglujinghe，kandaotayanjinglidedeyiyusuanji。
zaikanleyiyanyilianqifen，suishizhunbeiweizhuanghengchutoujiaoxunwodeguxinranheluwen。
woturanjuedeyiqiehaomeiyisi。
他的陷害如此低端。
yanqianzheilianggetongwoyiqizhangdadenvrenquehaobuyouyujiuxuanzelexiangxinta。
wufeishixinzaojiubuzaiwoshenshangle。
wozhengxiangshuohua，zhuanghengquexiangshizhanbuwenleyiyang，duanzhemanxiangdehongjiudoutouzazaiwoshenshang。
“阿恒！”
“阿恒！”
guxinranheluwenhuangzhangdihanzhezhuanghengdemingzi，chaotapuqu。
lianggerenjinjinweizaitashenbian，chakantayoumeiyoushoushang。
erwobeizhuanghengmanxiangzidehongjiuzalemanshen，youbeitatuizheyaozhongzhongzhuangdaolezhuojiaoshang，shenshangdejulietengtongrangwohaobantiandoumeinengpaqilai。
wotonghuchusheng，lenghanshunjianbumanzhenggeetou。
guxinranheluwentingdaowotongkudeshengyin，niutoukanxiangwo，yanshenzhongdaiyouguanqie。
tamenzhengxiangguolaichakanwodezhuangkuang，quebeizhuanghengdeshengyindaduan。
zhuanghengdizhetouduiwobiaodakuijiu，“baoqianluzong，wobushiguyidasuihongjiude。dengxiawojiuzhongxinqulouxiabanshanglaiyixiang，zheiciwohuihezhiqianyiyangyigerenzouloutibande，ninjinguanfangxinhaole。”
“zhishi，wowandianzaiqubankeyima？wodeshouwangangcaibuxiaoxinbeihongjiusuipianhuapole，woxiangxianquchuliyixia。”
guxinranheluwentingdaotadehua，likenubukeedikanzhewo：“lujinghe！niyaohongjiuweishenmebuzijiquban？haifeiyaorangahengzouloutiban！nihaishuozijimeiyouguyizhenduiaheng！”
woquanshenbeihongjiulinshi，youbeihongjiusuipianhuashang，yaobuyixiadeshentigengshijutongwubi。
shentidetongkurangwogenbenwuxintingtamenshuoshenme，zhidishengqingqiutamensongwoquyiyuan。
zhishiguxinranheluwenyixinpuzaizhuanghengshenshang，duiwodeqingqiuwudongyuzhong。
tamenxiaoxindichanfuzhezhuanghengwangwaizou，wozhutashoushangdeshouwanluoxiaxintengdeqinwen。
zoudaogongsimenkoulianggerencaishishedikanlewoyiyan，“lujinghe，jiranshiniqifuzhuanghengcaiyinqidezheiduimafan，neinijiuliuzaigongsibazheiduihongjiusuipiancanzhadouqingliganjingzaichulai。”
“buyaoyiweizhuangzuoshoushangjiukeyitaobizeren，gengbuyongzaiwomenmianqianyanxibankelian。”
“woyijingtongzhilegongsiqitaren，jintianjujiabangongbubilaigongsi。”
“jintiannibubazheilichuliganjing，jiubiexiangchuqu！”
shuowan，guxinranjianggongsidedamencongwaimianshanglesuo。
kanzhezhuanghengguyihuitouchaowoluchutiaoxinyoudeyidexiaoronghetamentouyebuhuidebeiying。
wowojinlequantou，xinzhongzuihouyisixijizhongyuxiaoshidaijin。
worentongjianqidishangdeshouji，yongjinliqibodalejijiudianhua。
03
wozaicixinglaishi，yijingtangzailebingchuangshang。
kanzheyanqianduiwomanshidanyoudehushi，wodeyankuangyouxiesuanse。
hewoyiqizhangdeqingmeikanzhewoshoushangsihaobuzaiyi。
diyicijianmiandemoshengrenqueyuanyiduiwoshanyixiangdai。
zheicishoushangwozaiyiyuanzhulebangeyuecaihao。
gongsidegufenwoyijingzhuanmaijileqitaren，guapaidebieshuyeyoulemaijia。
rujinjiuzhishengxiadijiaolizhishenqingzheiyijianshi。
xianqian，wolianxirenshijinglitilewodelizhishenqing，zhishibeitazhaojiekoudanglehuilai。
tayuanbiguxinranheluwencongming，zhidaozhenggegongsishikaozhewocainengshunliyunzhuanxiaqu。
womengongsizuidadekehuyunhuijituandezongcaiyecenggongkaibiaoshiguo。
tawanquanshichuyuduiwodexinrencaihuixuanzehewomengongsihezuo。
yidanwolikaigongsi，neimetahuilikexuanzezhongzhihetong。
suoyidangwotichulizhishi，renshijinglixiayishijiujiekouxuyaoliangweizongcaideqianmingcainengjiwobanlilizhi。
rangwozaizhaoliangweizongcaitantan。
wojiguxinranheluwenfenbiedaquhaojishitongdianhua，tamendoumeiyoujie。
再打竟然关机了。
lianxibushangtamen，wozhihaonazhedayinhaodelizhishenqingshuhuilelujia。
huijiadelushang，woxinzhongyouxiebushiziwei。
jintianshiwoershiliusuideshengri。
wangnianwoshengridangtiandoushiguxinranheluwenpeizhewoyiqiguode。
tamenzhidaowobuxihuanrenao，suoyibuhuidazhangqigudiweiwobanshengriyan，zhihuimeigerenjiwojingtiaoxixuanyigeshengriliwu。
ranhouguxinranqinshouweiwokaoyigeshengridangao，luwenxiachuzuoyizhuozifancai。
wohuizaitamendezhushixiaxuxiameiniandeshengriyuanwang。
jinnianyinweizhuanghengdeyuanyin，woxiangzhedagaihuihewangnianbutong，zhishimeixiangdaolianggerenhuiwanquanbujide。
xinzhongjiyoushiwangyeyouguoranrucideganjue。
kanzhemantianxingguang，womomoxuxialejinniandeshengriyuanwang，xiwanglikaihou，zaiguowaideshenghuoyiqieshunli。
dangwoxuxiayuanwanghou，tiankongqiahaohuaguoyikeliuxing。
wokuxiao，jiudangshishangtianweiwosongshangdeshengrizhufuba。
jinruxiaoquhoumeixiangdaobengaijingqiaoqiaodelujiabieshucikezhengdenghuotongming。
wobenyiweishijialijinlezei，zhengzhouzhemeitounachudianhuazhunbeibaojing。
meixiangdaolimianturanchuanchunannvhuxiangzhuizhudanaodeshengyin。
wotuikaibieshudamen，zhenghaokandaoguxinranheluwenzhenghezhuanghengzaiwojiaketingxixidanao。
yuanbenzhengjieganjingdebieshubiandezangluanbukan，daochushinaiyouhewuzi。
erzhuanghengshoulinazhedejingranshiwoyeyequshihou，jiwoliuxiadetaqinshouniangzhiyipingjiu。
wopingrilidongdoushebudedongdejiu，tajingrandakaile！
heleyikou，tamanshixianqiditudaodishang，butingtucao，“jiejie，zheijiuhaonanhea，rengdiaoba。”
shuozhetazuoshijiuyaobajiurengdaolajitongli。
一股愤怒涌上心头！
wokuaibuzoushangqian，yibacongtashouliduoguojiuping，ranhouhenhenjiletayiquan。
fennudizhiwentamen，“nimenweishenmezaiwojia？haishanzidongwodedongxi！”
zhuanghengbeiwoturuqilaideyiquandamengle，yishimeifanyingguolai，chaozhewomiansezhengningdilishengma，“nigandawo！”
taxianghaishou，zhishidongzuodaoyibanhuranfanyingguolai，guxinranheluwenhaizaichang。
zhengningbaolidelianseshashijianbiandeyouxieweiqu，yinweizhuanhuantaikuai，liansedouyouxieniuqu。
tayifushoulemodaweiqudemoyang，duiwoshuo：“baoqian，luzong，wobushiguyide......”
tadehuayingangluo，renjiubeiguxinrantamenhuzaishenhou。
tamenyilianxintengdikanzhezhuanghenglianshangbeiwodaguodehenji，zaikandaozhuanghengweiqudehongleyankuanghou。
guxinranhenhenyibazhangdazaiwolianshang，haobuliuqingchizewo，“lujinghe，nihaishibushigenanren？bujiuheleniyipingjiuma？nijingranjiudaren！”
luwenzaipangbianyeshiyilianyanedikanxiangwo：“lujinghe，nishizhidaode，womenzuiyanekoumendenanren！”
wowuzhelianbukezhixinditamen。
xiongkouduntongdewuyifujia。
womencongxiaoyiqizhangda，nandaotamenbuzhidaozheipingjiushiwoyeyeliujiwodeweiyiyiwuma？
wozhizheyanqiandesangeren，fennuhexinhanrangwozhenggerendouzaizhandou。
wochongzhetamenlishengnuhou：“nimensangegunchuwojia！xianzailikemashanggunchuqu！fouzewojiuyaobaojingle！”
tingdaowoshuozheihua，luwenheguxinrandeliansebiandeshifennankan。
guxinrankanzhewo，mouzilimanshijingnu：“lujinghe，nizheihuashishenmeyisi？”
ranerkandaozhuanghengweiqudetonghongdeshuangyan，taxinzhongdejingjihenkuaibeinuhuogaizhu。
“lujinghe！nixianzaizenmebiandezheimebukeliyu！”
“hezhuanghengdaoqian！fouzeyihouxiuxiangwoheluwenzaitajinlujiayibu！”
luwenwenyanlikezhongzhongdiantoufuhedao：“shi，likehexiaohengdaoqian，fouzeyihouniqiuwomen，womendoubuhuizailai！”
luwenheguxinranlianshangmanshiduding，sihurendinglewoyidinghuiweiletamenlianggetuoxie。
erzhuanghengyanzhonggengshimanshishenglizhededeyi，gaogaozaishangdengzhewoditouhetadaoqian。
“yaowodaoqian，juewukeneng！”
04
jielirennaizhuxinzhongdetengtong，wodeshengyinlimanshijianding。
congwojuedinglikaideneiyike，wozaiyebuhuiweiletamentuoxierenheshiqingle。
guxinranyanzhongnuhuogengzhi：“hao！jirannibukendaoqian，neiwogaosuni，nibeikaichule！womengongsibuxuyaobutinghuadeyuangong！”
tingdaoguxinrandehua，woyuanbenyijingmamudexinhenhenyizhan。
guxinranheluwengenbenbudongruheguanligongsi，duigongsiyewugengshiyiqiaobutong。
zheixienianlaishiwoweigongsi，weitamenjingjingyeye，ouxinlixue，fuchulezijiquanbudejingliyuxinxue。
caijianggongsifazhandaorujindeguimo。
rujinquezheiyangrutongsangjiazhiquanyibanbeiganlechuqu。
suiranzaoyijingzuohaolelikaidezhunbei，danwoxinzhongrengshizhibuzhudexinhan。
wokanxiangluwen：“niyezheimexiangma？luwen。”
luwenyanzhongshanguoyimoyouyu，quezaiguxinranhezhuanghengdemuguangxia，henhendianlediantou：“shi，xinranshuodedui，womengongsibuxuyaobutinghuadeyuangong。”
guxinranyanzhongshanguoyimodeyi，“niqiuluwenyemeiyong，bukenheahengdaoqian，nijiudengzhebeikaichuba！”
budengwozaishuohua，tamenzhuanshenbianzou。
neitianzhihou，womensangezaigongsijianzhidaolemoshengrendedibu。
haojiciguxinranjiangyingzheliansexiangyaohewodahua，doubeizhuanghenghenqiaohedidaduan。
buguo，wozaojiubuzaiyile，lizhideliuchengshunlizouwan。
jinwantamenhuizaigongsiweizhuanghengjuxingqinggongjiuhui，chedinazouwodechengguo。
zaiguxinranheluwenjubeizhuhezhuanghengduziyirennaxiayiwandingdanshi，womailequwengehuadejipiao。
wozaijichangbaiduanshoujika，tashangfeijideneiyike。
yunhuijituandejieyuedianhuayedadaolegongsi。
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