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wochuanhuanweifusongshengritang，nverzhibohanbaoanzhuawozheishuxiedezhenshichaojingcaichaoxihuan，jiangshulexulinglinggaomingxudahaidegushi，kanleyiyouweijin！neirongzhuyaojiangshu：zhaodaotongxunluliyigehenjiumeilianxiguodehaoma，boleguoqu。dianhuajietongle。woduizheneitou，pingjingdishuo：“wei，shizhangzhongjiema？woshilinqiuxia。woguazaininei……

精彩章节

nvershibaiwanfenwanghong，zhiboliderensheshifujiaqianjin。wozhishigehuanweigong。tashengrineitian，

wodingzhelierisaowansantiaojie，yongzanlebanniandeqianjitadunleguotang。tuikaitagongyudemen，tazhengzaizhibo。

kandaowoyishenchengsegongfu，taliansejubian，yibazhangdafanletang。“nisheia？gunchuqu！

yishensouweibienongzangwodeditan！”“exinsile！baoan！baoanzainali！”danmushunjianbaozha，

douzaixinteng“beiqiongqinqizhaoshangmen”deta。taduizhejingtoukudelihuadaiyu，shuowoshiwangtuqiaozhadeyuanfangqinqi。

jiuzaizheishi，dashangletajibaiwandebangyidage“longtaitou”shenqingshipinlianxian。

pingmushangchuxianyizhangruyasuihedelian，tachuanzhehewoyiyangdegongfu，xiongqiangongpaixiezhe：huanweijituanzongcai，

xudahai。takanzhewo，jinglegeli：“ma，shengrikuaile。jinniandeshengriliwu，shishougouzheijiazhibopingtai。

”---1pingmuneitoudexudahai，woneixujiuweijiandeerzi，shengyintouguodianliu，

qingxidizazaimeigerendexinshang。“ma，shengrikuaile。”wolengzaiyuandi，guntangdetangzhijianzaishoubeishangdetonggan，

cikecaichidundichuanlai。nverxulinglinglianshangdexuese“shua”diyixiatundeganganjingjing。tazuichunduosuozhe，

yanlidejingkonghebukezhixin，bijianleguihaiyaojingcai。zhibojiandedanmu，jingzhilezhengzhengsanmiao，ranhou，

yiqiansuoweiyoudesudujingpenshibaofa。【？？？ma？？？womeitingcuoba？

】【longtaitoudageguanzheigehuanweiayijiaoma？linglingbushishuozheishiyuanfangqiongqinqima？】【suoyi，

longtaitoushilinglingdegege？qinge？！jituanzongcai？！**！zheishishenmezhaliedeqingjie！

】【neilinglinggangcaineibazhangshidazaileqinmashenshang？haimatayishensouwei？

】【dingjifuerdaitiyanshenghuodangwanghong，qinmahuanweigong，

qingeshihuanweijituanzongcai……zheirenshebifujiaqianjinniubiduolea！linglingweishenmebuzaoshuo！

】【loushangdenishaa？kantagangcaineixianqideyang，tayagenjiubuzhidaotageshizongcaiba！

tajiushidanchundikanbuqitama！】xulinglingdeshentihuanglehuang，

tasisidingzhepingmulixudahaineizhanghewoyouzheqifenxiangsidelian，youmengdizhuantoukanwo，xiangshidiyicirenshiwo。

“ge……ni……nimen……”tayuwulunci。xudahaidemuguangyijiuluozaiwoshenshang，gezhepingmu，

quedaizheburongcuobiandenuanyihexinteng。“ma，duibuqi，wolaiwanle。”tameizaikanxulinglingyiyan，

pingjingdiduizhepingmushuo：“bencilianxianjieshu。lingwai，tongzhiyixiaxingguangzhibopingtai，yixiaoshihou，

wodefawutuanduihuizhengshijieshou。xulingling**dezhanghao，jikeqi，wuxianqifengjin。

”shipinlianjie“pa”diyishengbeiqieduan。xulinglingxiangbeichouzoulesuoyouliqi，shoujicongshoulihualuo，

zazaiditanshang。tazhongyubengkuile，chongzhewojianjiaoqilai：“doushini！doushinihuilewo！

”tapiaoliangdeliandanyinweijiduhefennuerniuqu，“niweishenmeyaolai？niweishenmebusizainidelajiduili？

nizhibuzhidaowoweilejintianzhunbeileduojiu！wodeshiye，wodeyiqie，quanbeinizheigesaodajiedehuile！

”wokanzheta，xinkouneidaobeitangzhitangkaidekouzi，xianzaibeitadehuayusamanleyan，tongdaomamu。

zheijiushiwoshiyuehuaitaishengxiadenver。zheijiushiwoshengchijianyong，gongtaduwandaxue，zhichita“shiye”denver。

zaitayanli，woshenzhiburuyiduilaji。“wohuileni？”wozhongyukailekou，shengyingansedeheren，

“xulingling，zainidafanneiguotangdeshihou，huidiaodeshiniziji。”“nijiwobizui！

”taxiesidilididaduanwo，“nixianzaibixujiwoqukaizhibo，gaosusuoyouren，zheiyiqiedoushijuben！

nishiwomenqinglaideyanyuan！kuaiqu！”tachongguolaixiangzhuawodegebo，wohoutuiyibu，bikaile。“juben？

”woxiaole，xiaodeyanleidouchulaile，“shia，duojingcaidejuben。yigexianpinaifudenver，

qinshoudafanmuqinsonglaideshengritang，zaibatadangchenglajiyiyangruma。xulingling，nijuedezheigejuben，

yourenhuixinma？”“wobuguan！nibixuqu！”tahaizaiminglingwo，neizhonglisuodangrandeyuqi，

hewoershiduonianlaitingdaodeyimoyiyang。jiuzaizheishi，gongyudemenbeituikai。xudahaidaizhelianggeheiyibaobiao，

dabuzoulejinlai。tatuoxiashenshangdechengsegongfu，luchulimianbitingdebaichenshan。

takandoumeikantanzaidishangdexulingling，jingzhizoudaowomianqian，qingqingzhiqiwobeitanghongdeshou。“ma，tengma？

”tayanlidenuhuohexintengjiaozhizhe，“wodaininquyiyuan。”tawanyao，xiangbawobeiqilai。woyaoleyaotou，

tuikaitadeshou，zijizhanzhileshenti。wokanzhezheigewoqingzhulebanshengxinxue，queshiwoweilouyidenver，

yiziyijudigaosuta，yegaosuziji。“xulingling，congjintianqi，nimeiyouwozheigemale。

”2xudahaideche，anjingdixingshizaihuichengdelushang。chelinuanqikaidehenzu，kewozhijuedehunshenfaleng，

conggutoufenglitouchulaidehanyi。“ma，duibuqi。”xudahaizaicidaoqian，“wobugaimanzheninshenfen，

gengbugairangta……zheimeduinin。”**zaichechuangshang，kanzhechuangwaifeisudaotuidenihong，meiyoushuohua。duibuqi？

ruguobushijintianzheichunaoju，tazheigezongcaierzi，shibushidasuanyibeizidourangwomengzaiguli？wobishangyan，

naohailibushoukongzhidifuxianchuguoqudepianduan。wohexudahaidefuqin，shichanglideshuangzhigong。shengxialongfengtaihou，

riziguodezhuojinjianzhou。linglingcongxiaojiuaipiaoliang，xihuangentongxuepanbi。weilejitamaiyitiaogongzhuqun，

wocengjingzaidongtianlijirenshualezhengzhengyizhoudepanzi，shuangshoudongdequanshiliekou。erdahai，congxiaojiudongshi。

tahuibazijidexinwenjurangjimeimei，zijiyongqianbitou。tashuo，nanhaizi，buyongneimejiangjiu。houlai，

zhangfuyiwaiqushi，jialidedingliangzhutale。woyigerendajifengong，gongtamenshangxue。linglingkaoshangyishuxueyuan，

xuefeigaoang。dahaimomosidiaolezijidedaxueluqutongzhishu，nanxiadagong。tashuo：“ma，woquzuoshengyi，

zhengdaqian，rangninhemeimeiguohaorizi。”zheixienian，tameigeyuedoujiwodaqian，buduo，sanqiankuai。

tashuoshengyibuhaozuo，gangqibu。woxinle。wobazheixieqiandabufendoucunqilai，shengxiade，

yifenyibaidibutiejizaichengshiliguangxianlianglidenver。linglingzongshuoqianbugouyong，

fangzu、huazhuangpin、shejiao……yangyangdoushixiaojinku。woanweita，yeanweiziji，nvhaizi，fuyangshiyinggaide。

zhidaojintian，wocaizhidao，woerzikouzhongde“shengyibuhaozuo”，shizhizhangyigeshizhibaiyidehuanweijituan。

erwonverkouzhongde“fuyang”，shibawodangchengyigekeyisuiyidiuqidelajidai。duomefengci。“ma，

ninbieshengwodeqi。”xudahaideshengyindaizheyisibuyichafudejinzhang，

“wozhishixiang……denggongsichediwendingle，jiujieninhelinglingguoquxiangfu。”wozhengkaiyan，zhuantoukanta。

“dahai，songwohuilaofangziba。”“ma？”tahenyiwai，“neibiandefangziyoujiuyoupo，ninhuiquzhubuguande。

wojininzaishizhongxinmailetaodapingceng，womenzhuyiqi。”“wobuzhu。”wojujuedehengancui，“songwohuiqu。

”xudahaijianwotaidujianjue，meizaiquan，zhishimomodiaozhuanlechetou。tabuzhidao，

zaiwotuikaixulinglinggongyumendeneiyike，woduichengshidesuoyounianxiang，dousile。yucitongshi，

beiliuzaigongyulidexulingling，zhengzaijingliyichangfengbao。tafengkuangdijiwodadianhua，wurenjieting。dajixudahai，

beizhijieguaduan。tachongjinyushi，kanzhejingzilizijikuhuadelian，yizhongqiansuoweiyoudekonghuangjuezhuleta。

tabunengjiuzheimewanle。tazhandouzheshou，diankaiweibo，kaishibianjiyiduanzhangzhangdewenzi。

tabazijisuzaochengyigecongxiaoqueai、beimuqin“kongzhi”deshouhaizhe。taxieworuhezhongnanqingnv，

ruhepianxingege，xiewojintianchongdaotazhibojian，jiushiweile“jidu”tadechenggong，xianghuileta。

【……wochengrenwojintiantaidubuhao，danrenheyigenvhai，zaizuizhongyaodeshiyeshangshengqi，

beijiarenyizheizhongfangshi“chuangru”，douhuibengkuide。wozhishiyigeputongnvhai，

woyexuyaobeilijie……】taxiedeshengleijuxia，peishangyizhangziji45dujiaoyangwangtiankong、yanhanleiguangde**。

henkuai，pinglunquchuxianledaliang“xintenglingling”deshengyin。【yuanlaishizheiyang，wojiushuolinglingbushineizhongren！

】【zheigemamayetaizhixileba？zhongnanqingnvdedougaisi！】【baobaolingling，biekule，womenyongyuanzhichini！

】xulinglingkanzhezheixiepinglun，shaoweisonglekouqi。zhiyaoyoufensixinta，tajiuhaiyoufanpandejihui。

tacaganyanlei，naqishouji，botongletananpengyougaomingdedianhua。“gaoming，nikuailaiwozheier，

wochushile……”3gaominglaidehenkuai。tayijinmen，xulinglingjiurangtaxianshuashoujikanresou。“wanlewanle，

wogeshilongtaitouzheishishangresoule！nibeifengshadexiaoxiyechuankaile！gaoming，zheixiazenmeban？

womenneigeshangwuhezuo，pinpaifangshuoyaogaowomenweiyue！”xulinglinglazhegaomingdeshou，

xiangshizhuazhuzuihouyigenjiumingdaocao。“gaoming，nidebangwo。xianzaizhiyouninengbangwole。”gaomingzhouzhemei，

batadeshoushuaikai：“wozenmebang？nigeshizongcai，dongdongshouzhijiunengniesiwomen。zaozhidaonijiashizheiqingkuang，

nizhuangshenmefujiaqianjina！”“wobuzhidao！”xulinglingjianjiao，“woshenmedoubuzhidao！

womayeconglaimeishuoguo！”“nima？”gaominglengxiaoyisheng，“deleba，jiunineigesaodajiedema？

tazhidaogepi！”tafanzaodizaifangjianliduobu，huranxiangdaoleshenme，yanjingyiliang。“duile，woma！

worangwomachumian，gennigetantan！womazuihuichulizheizhongshile！”xulinglinglengzhule。gaomingdemama，

yigetuixiudejiguanganbu，pingshishuohuazongshimantiaosili，duanzheyifujiazi。xulinglingweiletaohaota，

meishaosongangguideliwu。“nima……xingma？”“dangranxing！”gaomingyiliandeyi，

“womaneicaijiaozhenzhengdeyouyahezhihui。buxiangnima，chulehuireshi，haihuiganshenme？shangciwomashengri，

nisongdeneigeaimashisijin，womaduoxihuan？tashuonizheihaiziyoupinwei，huilaishi。nizaikankannima，

nishengri，tajiujiniduanguopotanglai？shuochuqudouxianhanchen！”gaomingdemeiyijuhua，

douxiangdaoziyiyangzhazaixulinglingxinshang。shia，gaomingmamashengri，tasonglewuqiankuaidesijin。tazijidemama，

guolaikanta，jitaguoshengri，taquelianyiwantangdourongbuxia。ketabunengchengrenzijicuole。

tazhinengbasuoyoudeyuanqi，douzhuanyidaowoshenshang。“womatajiushixiaojiaziqi！tajiushijianbudewohao！

”xulinglingyaozheyashuo，“tayaoshizhenweiwohao，jiubuhuizaiwozhibodeshihouchongjinlai！tajiushiguyide！

”gaomingpailepaitadejianbang，yuqihuanhexialai：“xinglexingle，xianzaishuozheixiemeiyong。

nidexiangbanfarangnimaxiaoqi，rangtaqugennigeqiuqing。zheishi，jielinghaixuxilingren。

”xulinglingbuqingbuyuandidianlediantou。tazaicinaqishouji，faxianwoyijiushilian，

biankaishizaiqinqiqunli“suku”。【xiaoyi，womashibushizaininei？tabujiewodianhua。】【jiujiu，

wozhenbushiguyide，wojiushibeihedaole，womataconglaibuzheiyangde……】jigeqinqikaishizaiqunlidayuanchang。

【lingling，nimayeshiweinihao，kuaijinimadaogeqian。】【qiuxia，haiziyebushiguyide，niyexiaoxiaoqi。

】xulinglingjiezhezheigetaijie，likebiaoxianchuweiquhe“dongshi”deyimian。【wozhidaocuole，

kewomatajiushipianxinwoge。congxiaodaoda，shenmehaodedouxianjiwoge。woshangdaxuedeshenghuofei，

meigeyuejiujiwoyiqianwu，zaiashizheidianqianzenmegouhua？wotongxuedemama，meigeyuedoujiyiwanni！

xianzaiwogeshizongcailehaishizheimedian，takendinggengkanbushangwole……】tasanyanliangyu，duanzhangquyi，

chenggongdijiangwosuzaochengyige“zhongnanqingnv、keboguaen”demuqinxingxiang。qunlidefengxiang，jianjianbianle。erwo，

zaidianbolejigexiaoshihou，zhongyuhuidaolechenfengyijiudelaowu。xudahaibangwobaxinglibanjinqu，

kanzhemanwudehuichen，zaiciquanwo：“ma，zheizenmezhuren？genwozouba。”woyaoyaotou，

congbaolinachuneibuxudahaijinianqianjiwomaidezhinengshouji，kaiji。wushudedianhuahexinxiyonglejinlai。

womeiyoulihui，zhijiediankaixulinglingdeweixintouxiang，jiangtatuojinleheimingdan。ranhou，guanji，baka。shijie，

zhongyuqingjingle。4jiexialaidejitian，wobazijiguanzailaowuli，sheiyebujian。xudahaimeitiandoulai，

gezhemengenwoshuojijuhua，zaimomodibafancaifangzaimenkou。womeiyouhuiying，yemeiyouqudongneixiefancai。

woyongwulijinshengdeyidianmi，zhuleguadandebaizhou，yiwanzhou，heyitian。shentishangdejie，

yuanbujixinlidehuangwu。woxiangyigexingshizourou，yibianbiancashizhewulidejiujiaju，

qituyongzheizhongjixiedelaodong，mabiziji。erlingyibiandexulingling，kuaiyaofengle。wolaheileta，

xudahaibulita，tadeshiyequanmiantingbai，meitiandouyoucuizhaidedianhuadajinlai。

gaominghetanei“youyazhihui”dema，chulezhizetameiyong，meitigongrenheshijibangzhu。zheitian，

tazhongyurenbuzhu，yonggaomingdeshoujidatonglexudahaidedianhua。“ge！nidaodixiangzenmeyang？

nifeiyaobisiwoma？”tayikaikoujiushizhiwen。xudahaideshengyinmeiyouyisibolan：“xulingling，

zainigenmadaoqianzhiqian，womeishenmegennishuode。”“daoqian？wopingshenmedaoqian？tayeyoucuo！zaishuole，

gaomingtamaneimeyoubenshi，woweishenmebunengzhiwangta？nipingshenmeyaoqiuwozhinengyikaoyigesaodajiedema！

”“jirangaomingdemamaneimehao，neiniquzhaotabangnijiejuewenti。”xudahaideluojiqingxierbingleng，

“niweishenmehaiyaolaizhaowohema？”xulinglingbeiyezhule，

takoubuzeyandihoudao：“yinweiwomatajiugaiweiwozuoshi！tashenglewo，tajiugaifuze！

tazaiwoshenbianzhulezheimeduonian，chiwodeyongwode，tayiweishibaizhudema？

tajiwozuodianshibushilisuoyingdangde？”dianhuaneitoudexudahaichenmole。xulinglingyiweizijizhanleshangfeng，

gengjiadecunjinchi。“ge，wobuguan，mabawoshengrihuigaozale，haiwoxinqingbuhao，

wohegaomingchuquchifanhualewuqianduokuaiqian，zheibiqianbixutalaifu！zheishitaqianwodejingshensunshifei！

”tashuowan，jiubayizhangcantingdezhangdanzhaopian，faleguoqu。zheitonghuangtangdedianhua，xudahaiquanchengkailemianti。

meiyigezi，douqingxidichuandaolemenwaidewoerzhong。**zaibinglengdemenbanshang，shentishunzhemenbanhualuozaidi。

yuanlai，zaitaxinli，wolianyigejitatigongqingxujiazhidegongjudouburu。wozhishiyigelisuoyingdangde，

keyibeiwuxianyazhadefuyong。xudahaigualedianhua，zaimenwaizhanlehenjiu。“ma，”tashengyinshaya，

“ninkaikaimen。”womeiyoudong。buzhiguoleduojiu，wozhongxinnaqishouji，chashangka，kaiji。

wangluolianjieshangdeshunjian，shouji“ding”diyisheng，danchuyitiaotuisong。shixulinglingdeshejiaopingtaigengxinle。

zhaopianli，tahegaomingyiweizaiyiqi，mianqianbaizheyigezhanxindeshechipinbaobao。peiwenshi：【xiexieqinaide，

zhiyounizuidongwo，zhidaoyongshenmelaizhiyuwodehuaixinqing。buxiangmouxiejiaren，zhihuidailaishanghaihefudan。

】neizhangzhaopian，xiangyibacuiledudebishou，jingzhundizhajinlewoxinzangzuishenchu。wodingzheneixingzi，

kanlehenjiuhenjiu。zuihouyisiduimunvqinqingdehuanxiang，chedibeiniansuichengfenmo。wonaqishouji，

zhaodaotongxunluliyigehenjiumeilianxiguodehaoma，boleguoqu。dianhuajietongle。woduizheneitou，

pingjingdishuo：“wei，shizhangzhongjiema？woshilinqiuxia。woguazainineierzhunbeimaidelaofangzi……bumaile。

”5“bumaile？”dianhuaneitoudezhangzhongjiehenjingya，“xiajie，ninkexianghaole？zhiqianninbushishuojizheyongqian，

jinvercoushoufuma？”“bucoule。”wodeshengyinpingjingwubo，“tayongbushangle。”gualedianhua，

woganjuexinliduzhedeneikuaijushi，beibankaileyijiao。zheitaolaofangzi，

shizhangfuliujiwohehaizimenweiyidenianxiang。dangnianweilejixulinglingcougouquashide“qidongzijin”，

wodongguomaidiaotadeniantou。xinghao，neishixudahaijilailediyibiqian，jieleranmeizhiji。

houlaixulinglingshuoyaohegaomingjiehun，zaiashimaifang，shoufuhaichayidajie。woyaoyaoya，

juedingbazheizuihoudetuiluyemaidiao。xianzai，bubile。wokaishirenzhendidasaozheijianwuzi。

wobasuoyouchuanghudoudakai，rangyangguanghexinxiankongqiyongjinlai，qusanduoniandeyinmai。wocadiaozhuoyishangdehuichen，

xijingfameidechuangdan，bazheigebeiwoyiwanglexujiudexiaojia，yidiandianhuifushengji。santianhou，

jiuzaiwobayuanzilizacaodouqingliganjingshi，yuanmenbeiqiaoxiangle。woyiweishixudahai，dakaimen，