suyuyingzhengshinabuxiaoshuozhongdezhujiao？gaizuomingwei《wochenglehuangdimendexianshi》，shiyibenxiandaifenggededoushishenghuozuopin，shidashen“jiumeng”deranqingzhizuo，zhujiaoshisuyuyingzheng，gaishuwei：“fusu，nikeyoushi？”wensheng，fusuhunshenzhanlezhan，xiangqigangganghuhaidezaoyu，youxieyaguandazhan，bumingbaifuhuangjinriweihefazheimedadehuo，lianyizhibeishouen……
youguoleshifenzhong，yingzhengkangzheshaokaojiazi，wangbibaozheyigeshuodademutong，kuaguoguangmenhuidaolehuanggong。
erzaiyingzhengluodideyishunjian，qingtongxianmenjiufangfoshiyangguangxiadepaomoyiyang，shunjianxiaoshibujian。
longzhaozhenggexianyanggongdenongwuyekuaisuxiaosan，luchuleqinglengdeyuanyue。
kandaozheili，yijingmeiyouhuaiyi，doujianxinlezheishixianrenshifa。
ruobushixianrenshifadehua，zheiyiqieyougairuhejieshi？nanbuchengshisuoyourentongshichuxianhuanjuelebucheng？
“gongxibixia，gongxibixia！”zhaogaohelisijidongdeguifuzaidishanggaohu：“bixiadexianrenkanzhong，shinaiwobixiazhifu，wodaqinzhifua！”
“bixiajinhoubidingnengzhangshengjiushi，daqinbidingwanshibuxiu！”
qitarenyelianmangguidigaohu，dajialianshangmanshikuangxizhise，daqindedaoxianrenbihu，zheijianzhitiandadehaoshia！
“heng！”yingzhenglianshangmeiyourenhexise，takanzheqianmiandezhaogaohelisi，biaoqinglengdeheren。
tebieshixiangdaoxianshisuoyan，yixiangdaozheiliangrenweilaihuiweihuodaqin，tajiurenbuzhushajisiyi。
nuodadedaqinjingranhuishiwangzaizheiliangge**deshouzhong，qisharenye！
“lairen！”yingzhengfennudeshuodao：“bazhaogaohelisijizhennaxia！”
“什么？”
“陛下……”
lisihezhaogaodoushale，dangyigegerulangsihudeshiweipushaguolai，jiangdaojiazaitamendebozishangshi，tamenhaimeifanyingguolai，ganshouzhebojingchubingliangdecitonggan，miansecangbai，lenghanlinli。
tamenwanquandoumeigaomingbaijiujingshizenmehuishi。
zheishishenmeqingkuanga？bixiaquleyitangxianjingjiuyaojiangtamennaxia，zheishiganmaa？
“bixia，nubizhongxingenggeng，keconglaimeizuoguorenheduibuqibixia，duibuqidaqindeshia。”
“bixia，chenweidaqindanjingjielv，jugongjincuiconglaibuganyousihaodexiedai，bixiaweiheruciduidailaochena！”
zhaogaohelisishengsilijiededashenghoudao，yaziyulie，shengyinrudujuanqixue，wenzheshangxintingzheliulei，ruoshigaobuqingchuqingkuangderentingdaozheishengyin，shuobudinghaiyiweiyingzhengyouzaicanshazhongliang。
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“诺！”
wangbizoudaozhaogaoshenqian，kanzhemanlianhuangkongdezhaogao，lengxiaoyisheng。
tabenlaijiuduizheigeyanrenmeiyourenhehaogan，tinglexianshideyuyan，zhidaoledaqinweilaijingranhuimiezheizhongyanrenshouzhong，gengshihenbudejiangqicuoguyanghui。
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“zhongxin？”wangbizuijiaoluchuyisijifeng，weilaizhiluweima，daozhidaqinjianrenjingranshuozijizhongxingenggeng？xiaohua。
wangbiyijiaojiangzhaogaochuaikai，zhizheguangchangbianyuandeyipigaotoudamashuodao：“zhaogao，nishuo，neishimahaishilu？”
“啊？”
suoyourendoushimanlianmengbi，doushayanle。
zhaogaozuibazhangdalezuiba，shixianjixiedezaimapihewangbizhijianlaihuiyidong，yishijianjingranbuzhidaozenyanghuida。
“zhaogao，zheidaodishiluhaishima？”yingzhengmuguangyouyou，shengyinbinglengdeshuodao：“jihuizhiyouyici，shuocuoleguarenjiangniwumafenshi！”
“bixia，lao……laonubuzhia。”
zhaogaohunshendabaizi，zheitemeshishenmewenti，tagenbenjiubuganhuidaa。
“buzhidao？”yingzhenglengxiao：“buzhidaojiuqusi！”
“lairen，tuoxiaqu，wumafenshi！”
“诺！”
jigewokongwuyoulidejiangjunlijishangqian，tuozhezhaogaobianwangwaizou。
zhaogaofengkuangdezhengzha，muziyulie：“bixia，raominga！laonushiwugudea！”
“laonugensuininduonian，zhongxingenggengcongbucengjianyourenheyuyue，raomingabixia！”
yingzhenglenglengkanzhezhaogaobeituoxiaqu，xinzhongyujiezhiqipingxilehaoxie。
zhiqianzhaogaoshigeheshidetiangou，yingzhengduitayeshiyizhifeichangbaorong，buguantazhiqianfanguoduoshaocuotadounenggouyiyirongren。
danshidangsuyuzhiluweimadedianguchulaizhihou，taxinzhongdeshajizaiyijingbaopeng，tawanwanmeixiangdaozijizhiqianzuixinrendenucaijingranrucixiaozhang。
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yigejianbijingranganchashouhuangquan！
tayijingchupengdaoleyingzhengdenilin，renhedanganranzhihuangquanderendougaisi！
yingzhengkanxiangmengtian，lengshengdao：“mengqing，mingrenquchatazhaogaodeqinzudezuizheng，ruoshiyourenheweiwunizhiju，yijiuzu！”
“nuo！”mengtianyingshengyili，lianshangluchuyisizhengningzhise，liketuixia。
shengxiadezhuduodachen，shiweidoushirenrenziwei，wanquangaobudongbixiajintianjiujingshizenmele。
yiyanbuhejiubazijizuixinrendezhaogaotuoxiaqushale，haiyaoyijiuzu。
sheibuzhidao，mengtianhezhaogaobuhe，rangtaquchachuzuizheng，zheijiusuanshimeiyouzuizhengyenengzhengchuzuizhenglai。
buguoyeyourenduicigandaoanshuang，juedeyingzhengzuodehendui。
zheixierendoushizhiqianjiuduizhaogaogandaobushuangderen。
kanzhehunshendabaizidelisidengren，yingzhengmianchenrushui：“buzhidaoguarenweihesharen？”
“wangbi，gaosutamen，zhaogaoweihegaisi！”
“nuo！”wangbidayingyisheng，lenglengshuodao：“fangcaixianshiyubixiabingzhuyetan，shuoqizheiqiannianyilaidedashi。”
“zheizhaogaohelisi，langziyexin，lianshouweizaoshengzhibisigongzifusu，gengshifuchihuhaishangweibachichaozheng。”
“zhaogaozheiyanrenjingganmiaoshihuangquan，zhiluweima，baiguanwuyiganyuzhikangheng，daozhiwodaqinershierwang。”
“nimenshuo，zheiyanrengaibugaisi！gaibugaisi！”
wangbiyueshuoyueqi，henbudexianzaijiubadaojiangzheilisikansi。
suoyourenwenshengmudengkoudai，lisigengshidairuomuji。
“zheizenmekeneng，zheijueduibukeneng！”lisifanyingguolai，fengkuangdedahou：“bixia，zheishiwuxian！zheijueduishiwuxiana！chenzenhuizuochuzheidengdanibudaodeshiqing！”
lisizhenggerendoushale，xinliweiqudaolejidian。
zheijianshiyaoshitazuole，xianzaibeizhirenchulai，yejiusuanle。
danshiguanjiantahaicongmeizuoa，zijishenmedoumeigan，weihezheimeduandingtamenganmoufan？nandaoweilaitazhendehuizheimegan？
bubububu，zheijuebukeneng！talisiduidaqinzhongxingenggeng，zenhuizuochuzheidengshiqing。
“bixia！”lisipinmingaiqiu：“zheixianshiyidingshiyaoniesuohua，telaiguhuobixiaxianhaizhongliangdea！”
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“batajizhentuoxiaqu，wayangeshe，lingchichusi！”
“诺！”
kanzhebeituozoudelisi，suoyoudedachendoumudengkoudai，naohaizhonghaizaihuiweiganggangwangbishuodeyuyan。
jiachuanshengzhibisifusu，fuchihuhaishangwei，daozhiqinershierwang，zheishizhendema？
suoyourendoubuganxiangxinzheizhongliqideshiqingzhendehuifasheng，danshikandaobixiarucidadongganhuo，lianzhaogaohelisidounenghenxinshadiao，zheiyoubuxiangshiyoujia。
nanbuchengzheixianrenzhenderucixuanhu，yourucitongtianchedizhineng，nenggouyuyanqiannianbucheng？
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