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zaixianggudunshutiaodexiaoshuo《wochushengdangtian，qilintunri，wuxianketou》zhong，yejingzheyezongxianshiyigeputongren，dantazhudingyaochengweigaibianshijiedeyingxiong。beixuanzhongbaohuyigegulaodeshenmiyiwu，yejingzheyezongxiantashangleyichangchongmanqihuanhemaoxiandelvcheng。tajiangmianduixieeshilidezhuizhuhezijineixindezhengzha，tongshiyefaxianlezijiyinzangdeliliangheshiming。“yejingzhe，goule，nibushiniyeye，nibukenengshiwodeduishou，shousiba！”woyanzhongluchuxiongguang，dahoudao：“xiangchiwo，zuomeng！”woyibajiangshang……jiangdailingduzhejinruyigechongmanjingxihegandongdeshijie。

精彩章节

第12章

“ni、nishishei？nizenmehuizaizheili？wodexiaoyani？”

neigenanrenjiandaowohenshichijing，dashengjiaohanleqilai，haizaizhaoneigenvgui。

我没好气道：

“sidaolintouhaixiangzheneinvren，nizixikankan，zheilishishenmedifang。”

nanrenhesijitongshizhuantoukanqu，tongshidashengjianjiao：

“zhei、zheizenmehuishiluanzanggang？wozenmehuidaozheililai？ni、nixiangganshenme？”

zheilianggechunhuohaiyiweishiwobatamennongguolaide，zhenshikexiao。

wolandegentamenfeihua，zhuanshenxiangluanzanggangwaizouqu，yibianzouyibianshuodao：

“nimennengyudaowosuanshinimenmingda，fouzenimenjiudoudengzheweiguiba！”

shuowanwodalegexiangzhi，dunshiliangrenshentimengdiyijiang，zhiqiandeyixiehuamianrudianyingyibanzaitamennaohaizhongkuaisushanguo。

“a，xiaoyashigui，guia......”luanzanggangzhongxiangqilejinghaiyujuedeqilicanjiao。

suyunxizhengpazaicheliwanshouji，jiandaowolaile，xiaoyinyindewendao：

“事情都搞定啦？”

woshangdaolefalalishang，shenshouzuozhejiangsuyunxiyongzaihuailidedongzuo，beitachajuele，jiangwodeshoujipaidiaole，jilewoyigebaiyan。

woyebujuedeganga，xiaoheiheidao：

“neishidangran，youwochuma，naliyougaobudingdeshi。”

“neishiyigediaosigui，falisuiranbucuo，danhaibushiwodeduishou，tabeiwuxianchidiaole。”

wobaliancoudaosuyunximianqian，wangzhetaneiwushuangderongyan，yanzhongyouzhemilian，xiaoheiheidewen：

“yunxi，nishuoderenwuwoyijingwanchengle，nibushishuoyoujianglijiwoma，neishishenmejiangliya？”

suyunxiqidongchezi，falalihongming，xiangheiyezhongshiqu，taneitianmeidejiaoxiaoshengxiangqi：

“wojiranshuojinijiangli，ziranjiuhuijinide，nihoujishenme，daolejiazaishuo。”

“yejingzhe，wotixingni，suiranjinwannishalelianggenvgui，danyezhaoreleyige**fan，nixiangzheruhejiejuelema？”

wohahadaxiao，haoqichongtiandao：

“zheiyoushenmehaoxiangde，binglaijiangdangshuilaituyan，wubeixiudaozhiren，wusuoweiju！”

cishiwomannaozilixiangdedoushisuyunxidejiangli，meiyouxinsiquxiangzheijianshi。

womenhuidaobieshuyijingdaoleshenye，suyunxixilegezao，huanshangleyupao，dunshiruneichushuifurong，meiderangrenzhixi，woyanjingdoukanzhile。

wocoudaolesuyunximianqian，xipixiaoliandao：

“yunxi，nibushishuoyisanwuqiwomenshuangxiu，ersiliuxiuxime，jintianganghaoshixingqisan，shibushikeyi......”

suyunxijilewoyigebaiyan，jiangshuiyidiujilewo，chendao：“haibukuaixizaoqu！”

“delei！”woguaixiao，ganjinchongjinleyushi。

diertiandengwoxinglaideshihoutaiyangyijingshenglaogaole，suyunxibuzaichuangshang。

wolaidaoketing，suyunxizhengzaiyouyadepaozhekafei。

jiandaowochulaile，tajilewoyigebaiyan，jiaochendao：

“yejingzhe，nihaizhidaoqichuangya，nikankanxianzaidoujidianla，zaokebuyongzuolema？”

wodalegehaqian，roulerouyanjingdao：

“yunxi，zuowanshangbushitaileilema，jiutouleyihuilan，mingtianwobuhuilaijiushi。”

suyunxishenchucongbaibandeshouzhidianledianwodeetou，chendao：

“yihoushuangxiudeshijiangaichengyiwu，bunengrangnitaifangzongla！”

我顿时大叫道：

“yunxi，zheishiweishenmeya？”

suyunxizhouzheqiongbi，hengdao：

“yuanyinhenjiandan，nideshentihaitairuo，wopanishoubuzhu。”

wolimaluchulezijiqiangjiandejirou，‘julilizheng’dao：

“yunxi，nikanwonaliruola，wohenqiangzhuangdehaobuhao，nengbunengbuyaogai......”

suyunxihengdao：“zheishiwoshuolesuan，jiugai，dengnishenshihoujuqidayuanmanle，wokeyikaolvgaihuilai。”

woliansedunshikulexialai，zheijuqidayuanmanhaideyouduojiuya。

wohaixiang**yixia，suyunxizhouzheqiongbihengdao：

“**wuxiao，ganjinshuayaxishuqu。”

dengwoxishuwanle，suyunxiyijingbazaocanduanshanglaile。

jianwolangtunhuyandeyangzi，suyunxichendao：

“chimandian，youmeirengenniqiang。”

woyibianchi，yibianhanhubuqingdao：

“yunxi，nengyudaonizhenshiwobabeizixiulaidefuqi，wozhendeshitaixingfule，jiusuanshiyourennajiangshanjiwowodoubuhuan！”

“nijinguanfangxin，wojueduibuhuirangnishiwangde，woyidinghuichengweiyigedingtianlididedaojiaqiangzhe，chengweinideyikao。”

suyunxiyanzuigegezhixiao，huyanwanwan，meiderangrenzhixi。

dengwochibaohezule，suyunxijiwopandianzuowanshanggennvguidezhandou，weiwozongjiejingyan。

pandianwanle，suyunxiwendao：

“yejingzhe，jiexialainiyoushenmejihua？”

woshenqinglimayansuleqilai，chenshengdao：

“zuowanwoshadelianggepizhemeinvrenpidenvgui，doushichuzitaosemirenyezonghui。

wohuaiyineigeyezonghuilizangzhegengduopizherenpidenvgui，kenengtamenmeitiandouzaihairen，neigeyezonghuijiushiyigeguiwo。”

“woxiangbazheijianshichaqingchu，bimianyougengduodeshouhaizhe。”

suyunxixianshidiandiantou，biaoshizantongwodekanfa，tawendao：

“ruguoshiqingzhendeshinixiangdeneiyang，neigeyezonghuimuhoucaozongzhejiqibujiandan，falikendinghenqiang。”

“nishaleyezonghuidemeinvrenpinvgui，jiushiduanletamendecailu，ruguonijixudiaochadehua，neijiushichedigentamenzuodui，muhouzhebuhuifangguonide，zheiyidiannixiangqingchulema？”

“erqienibushishuoyezonghuidelaobanyijingdingshangnilema，niruoshijixuchushou，takendingbuhuifangguoni。”

我沉声道：

“woshenweixiudaozhiren，jiudeyouyikouhaoranzhengqi，zheishibeiwoyudaole，wobunengzhuangzuomeikanjian，neiyanggenwodedaoxinbufu。”

“zheijianshiwoyidingyaochageshuiluoshichu，buweibiede，jiuweilezhengwodeyikedaoxin！”

“woyejingzheshenmedoupa，jiushibupabeirenweixie，dabuleyizhan！”

shenweixiudaozhe，daoxinjianding，caikeyibiandegengqiang。

suyunxibingmeiyoufanbowodehua，xiaoyinyindehanshou。

我问道：

“yunxi，nishibushijuedewoshichushengniudubupahu，youxiebuzhisihuole？”

苏云溪笑嘻嘻道：

“xiangyaogandashideren，zidangshiyouguorenzhichu，jiushiyaozuobierenzuobudaode，bierenrenweibukenengdeshi，fouzeruhequgandashi？

niyongzheijianshilaizhengnidedaoxin，woshizhichide，daoxinyuejianding，xiuxingjiuyuerongyi。”

wolazhesuyunxideshou，daxiaodao：“wojiuzhidaonihuizhichiwode！”

suyunxiwangzhewojiaoxiadexiaodao：

“nikebuyaogaoxingdetaizaola，chulaidelushangwoyijinggennishuoguo，wobuhuizaibangnide，yiqiedoukaoniziji。”

“jirannixiangjixudiaochazheijianshi，neinijiuzijiquwancheng，wobuchashou。”

“a，zhei......”woxiayishidedajiaoleqilai，zheixienianyoushenmeshidoushiyunxibangwo，woduitayouleyilai，xianzaitabubangwo，rangwoganjuehenbushi。

buguo，wolimajiudiaozhenglexintai，dashengdao：

“yunxi，woyijingchudaole，jibiannibubangwo，woyehuibashizuohao。”

“nijiukanhaole，wojuebuhuijinidiuliande，wohuishinidejiaoao。”

suyunxizanshangdediantou，jiaoxiaodao：

“zheiyangjiuduilema，dalaoyemenjiudekaozijilaidingtianlidi，jiranniyijingjuedingle，neijiuhaohaojihuayixia，zheijianshigaicongnalikaishi。”