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huobaoxinshu《wocaishimowangdaren》youhuishuohuadezhouzizuixinxiedeyibendoushishenghuofenggedexiaoshuo，gushizhongdezhujiaoshilvshulvxiaoyu，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi：zheiyishunjianlvshuxinliyijing，zheishiduifangdenengli，meixiangdaoduifangjingranzaizheimexuruodeqingkuangxiahainengshiyongnengli？buguotahaishifaxian，zaizheiyike，liangchedeliansegengchale。...

精彩章节

shizhi2yue，dongrilidewanxiayouxibianxiangzhenggeshijiemanyan，jijingdehongsexiangshiyicengyouhuadetuliao，basuoyouxingrenshenshangdouhuanleyizhongyanse。

laiwangguokedoushixiaorongmanmiande。

jintiandanianchusan，zhengshiguangmiaohuidehaoshihou，luochengzheigexiaochengshi，guangshijubanmiaohuidedifangjiuyouliuqichuzhiduo。

“lvshu，woyaochitanghulu，jiahetaodeneizhong，”yigexiaogunianglalelashenqianneigeshaoniandeyixiu，xiaoshouyijingzhixianglubiandetanghuluche，touguobolichuanghainengkandaolimiandetanghulujingyingtitou。

xiaogunianghenxiao，dagaiyezhiyoushisuizuoyoudeyangzi，chuanzhebaiseganjingdeyurongfuyichenburan。

mingjiaolvshudeshiqisuishaoniandantengdekanxiangmaitanghuludechezi，ranhouyanleyikoukoushuiduixiaoguniangshuodao：“lvxiaoyu！zanmenjinimaiyurongfudeshihoujiuyijingshuohaolede，xiangyaomaizheijianyurongfu，yihoujiudeshengchijianyong，buranwoxiaxueqishanggaosandexuefeidoubugoule！”

“lvshunibianle！nizuotiancaijiwoshuoshanggaosandexuefeichuochuoyouyule！”lvxiaoyupingjingshuodao。

lvshuliandangshijiuheile：“nizheishigensheixuede，shaokandianaiqingfeizaojuxingbuxing？！”

ranhoutayoupansuanleyixia，haishitanlekouqizouxiangmaitanghuludelaoban：“laoban，jiahetaodezheizhongduoshaoqian？”

“5kuai，jimeimeimaiyichuanba，”laobanxiaohehedeshuodao，tazaojiukanchulaizheiyidayixiaodaodishisheixiangchitanghulule。

5kuai……zhentemegui，lvshucongdoulitaochulaiyizhangzhoubabade10kuaiqiandijilaoban，ranhoulaobanzhaole5kuaiqianjita。

tanghuluzheijiusuanshidaoshoule，yichuantanghuluyou7kejiazhehetaodeguozi，lvshudijilvxiaoyudeshihou，lvxiaoyushuodao：“wochi5ke，jiniliu2ke！”

lvshulele，molemolvxiaoyudenaodai：“liuyikejiuxing。”

xiaoguniangzheigenianji，geziyecaizhangdaolvshudeqiyaochu，lvshuyishenshouganghaonengmodaotadenaodai。

“hao，”lvxiaoyuyebukeqi，baijingdelian，hongsedezuichun，ranglvxiaoyuzaidongtianlixiangshiyigeciwawa。

zheigeshihoupangbianzouguoqujigenianqingren，haizaixinggaocailiedetaolunzhexinqideshiqing：“nimenkandaozuotianwangshangdeneigexinwenmei，shuoshiyigelaotoulinsiqianhunpojingrannengbeirenkandao，jieguozheigexinwenyoushibeimiaoshanle。”

lvshuyanbabadekanzhelvxiaoyuhangchihangchidechizhetanghulu，yibianxinlidiguzhe，zuijinguanyuzheizhonglingyishijiandexinwenzhenshiyuelaiyueduole，qianzhenzihaiyouxiaohaishoulimaolanguang、dahantushoujuqi2000jinzhongwudexinwen。

yebuzhidaoshijiaxinwenhaishizenmede，zheixierensuizhexinwenbeishanchu，yedouxiaoshengnijile。

haiyouyixieshipin，birumourenzoudaonali，nalideludengjiuhuihuminghuan，kanqilaihaiguaihurende。

haiyouyigeshidamahuranjiupingkongxiaoshiledeshipin。

haiyouyigeshipangguanzhedejiaodupaisheshipin，shuozaidaoguankandaoyourenzaishandingtuntuyunwu。

bijiaoyizhideshi，zheixieshipinzuizhongdouxiaoshile。

lvshukanlekantianse，tazongjuedehaoxiangyoushenmeshiqingyaofashengle，quebuzhidaoshishenme。

shishangzhendeyouneimeshenqidedongxima？kezongbuzhiyuzijihuole17nian，zheixiedongxicaimanmanchuxianba？shenmeqingkuang？

zongganjueshenghuohaoxiangyaopaopiana！

“zouba，kanzajiqu，”lvshucongdoulitaochulaimenpiaokanleyiyan：“haiyou20fenzhong，shuoshijinnianmiaohuizhuanmenqinglaidezajituanni，youhuoyanbiaoyan。”

zheigeshihoulvxiaoyuyijingchiwanle6ketanghulu，xinmanyizudebatanghuludeqianziyijiqianzishangshengxiadeneiketanghuludijilvshu：“haochi！”

“chihuo，”lvshudigudao。

……

jinniandezajiqueshibiechuxincai，kanqilaihaiyoudianmoshudeweidao。miaohuidezhubanfangdaqilejudadewutai，xiamianrenshanrenhaide，lvshuzheicaiganjueyoulediannianwei。

zheizajiyikaishimeishayisi，jiushidingdagang、shuafeidaozhileidebaxi。

ranerdaolezuihouyigeyazhoudejiemujiuyoudianbuyiyangle，jiuyigenianqingxiaohuozishangtaibiaoyan，yikaichangquanshenshangxiajiuhuranranqilehuoyan。

lvshudangshijiujingle，wodetian，zheiyangbiaoyanzhendemeiwentima？buhuisima？

“lvshulvshu，rangwoqinibozishangkan，”lvxiaoyuhandao。

lvshuwunai：“wojubudongnia。”

lvshukanqilaiyoudianshouxue，lianseyoudianbuzhengchangdecangbai，zheibushiganggangdelebing，ershishenticongxiaojiuxu，tayetoutoumaiguoliuweidihuangwanchileyizhenzi，jieguohaoburongyixiajuexinrentongmaidedihuangwan，chiwanyebingmeiyoushenmemingxiandexiaoguo。

还是很虚……

qimazheiyangyesuanzhengmingzijixubushiyinweishenle，yesuanshiyizhonganweiba……lvshushizheiyanganweizijide。

lvshudaizhelvxiaoyuwangqianji，zhandejinleyejiukeyikanqingchule。

yejiuzaizheishi，taishangdebiaoyanzhehuoyanchaneijianxiaowu，jingxiangshishoufasuixinyiban。

suoyilvshucaijuedejinniandemiaohuipiaojiayizhang20kuaiqianjueduishizhidele，youkanzajiyoukanmoshua！

taishangderenyihuiershenshangdaizhehuoyan，yihuierbudai，neihuoyanhongsezhonghaijiazazheyisilanse，feichangxuanlan。

zaishouweishi，neirenshouzhongdehuoyanhurantuoshouerchu，youruhuixingtuoweibanxiangguanzhongzalai，quezaikuaiyaodaodaguanzhongmianqiandeshihouzaicixiaomiyuwuxing。

suoyouguanzhongguzhangjiaohao，biaoyanzhejulegegongjiuxiataile。

zhiyouyigerenshichenmode，neixuanlandehuoyanganggangjulilvshuqishishizuijinde，dangneihuoqiukaojindeshihou，lvshuhuranganjuezijixinzangliyouyizhenjidong，neizhongganjue……jiuxiangshijiubiezhongfeng……

zenmehuishi，lvshuyouxieyihuo，zheizhongganjuezhenshidaorangtawukezhiyi。

“lvshulvshu，woyaoxuezheige，nidaiwoquzhaotaxuezaji！”lvxiaoyuzhuaizhelvshujiuwanghoutaipao。

“niyigexiaoguniangxueshenmezajia，renjiazheishiyaxiangdidejuehuo，nengjiaojinicaiguileni，erqiezanmenyemeiqianjirenjiajiaoxuefeia！”lvshuwunaidao，buguotayexiangqukankanneiweibiaoyanzhe，ruguokeyidehua，taxiangrangduifangzaizhanxianyici，lvshuxiangkankanzijigangcaidaodishizenmehuishi。

ranertaganggenzhelvxiaoyupaodaohoutaiganghaojiukandaosiwugeshenchuanheisefengyiderentaishouyiqiang，jiujianyigexiaozhenguanyiyangdedongxizhazaileneigehuoyanbiaoyanzhedebozishang，biaoyanzhemeiguoliangmiaojiutingdaodishangbudongle。

zhouweizajibanderenmeiyouyigeganshuohuade，shizaishizheiqunrendeqizhitaiguolinlie，zangzaiheifengyixiadeshentifangfoyouzhejudadezhensheli。

lvshudoumengbile，zheishenmeqingkuang？！huafengyoudianbuduia！

danlvxiaoyubuguanneimeduo：“nimenpingshenmedayunta！”

duiyulvshutamenlaishuo，temedezhengchangrenpengdaozheizhongguiyideqingkuangnengbuheniaojiubucuole，danlvxiaoyuzheixiaochihuopingshijiuzhoudebuxing，yanchouzhezijixiangyaobaishixueyiderentingzaidishang，limajiubuleyile。

lvshuliandoulvle，dangchangjiuxianglazhelvxiaoyuzhuanshenjiupao，jieguoheifengyiliyougerenpingjingdeshuodao：“zheigemiaohuimeiyoushenqinghuoyanbiaoyandexiaofangpiwen，taweifanlexiaofanganquanguanlitiaoli，suoyiyaodaihuiqudiaocha。”

woxinlenidexie！lvshuyagenjiumeixiangxintamendeshuoci，jiusuanshiweifanxiaofanganquanyeyinggaishizhaomiaohuidezhubanfanghaoba？

erqienajiachaxiaofangzhijieyongzheizhongxiangshimazuizhenyiyangdedongxibarendayun？

有问题！有大问题！