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小说简介

zheishiyibuduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo，jiangshuleliudazhuangchenhaofangzhengzaizaoxingshihudeludebixiajinglileyixiliejingxiancijidegushi。liudazhuangchenhaofangzhengtianshengjubeilechaohuxunchangdetianfu，tamianlinzhelaizigefangshilidezhuishahekaoyan。zaizheigecankuershenmideshijieli，tabixubuduanchengzhangbingxunzhaozhenxiang。“fanhewonazoule，mingtianjidezijiqulishenjiahai。”kanzhetalikaidebeiying，woxinliwuweizachen。yexu，……lingrenpingxiyidaidejiejujiangzhenhannidexinling。

精彩章节

laozijiaofangzheng，fangfangzhengzhengdefangzheng。sannianqian，wochuaizhemengxiangqudachengshi，jieguobeirenkengdedikudoubusheng，

beileyi**zhaihuilai。cunlirendoushuowoshisangjiazhiquan。neigezhanlewojiadidecunba，

gengshizhizhewodebizirangwogun。tamendouwangle，wodiejiwoqumingfangzheng，shixiangrangwotangtangzhengzheng，

kewoguzili，quetmshigenyidianjiuzhadepaozhang！zheipiandi，shidiemaliujiwozuihoudenianxiang。wo，fangzheng，

huilaile。1“sanwankuai，zheiershimupodimaijilaozi，ninazheqiangunhuichenglijixudangnidelaoban，zenmeyang？

”wogangcongneiliangdianlesangexiaoshidepojiubancheshangxialai，jiaohaimeizhanwen，

yikounongtanjiutuzailewodexinglixiangqian。shuohuadeshiliudazhuang，womencundetuhuangdi。sishiduosuidenianji，

naomanchangfei，bozishangdejinlianzibigoulianhaicu，shenhougenzhelianggeranzhehuangmaodejingshenxiaohuo，huoxiangliangzhishouhou。

wokanzheta，meishuohua，zhishibaxinglixiangmomodiwanghoutuoletuo，ranhoucongkoudailitaochubaozhoubabadeyan，

dianshangyigen，shenxileyikou。yanwuliaoraozhong，wodaliangzheyanqianzheipianhuangle**niandedi。

zacaozhangdebirendougao，ditouneikelaohuaishu，haishiwoxiaoshihoutaoniaowodedifang。

zheishiwodiemaliujiwoweiyidedongxile。“yo，chenglihunbuxiaqule，huilaizhuangyaba？

”liudazhuangjianwobuhangsheng，zoushangqianlai，pushandadeshouzhangpailepaiwodelian，lidaobuzhong，wuruxingjiqiang，

“fangzheng，nidiemasidezao，meirenjiaoniguiju。zaizheicunli，woliudazhuangshuohua，jiushiguiju！

”wotuchuyanquan，yanhuitangdaoleshouzhi，woquexiangmeiganjueyiyang。“sanwan？”wolengxiaoyisheng，“liudazhuang，

nidafayaofandeni？”“neinixiangyaoduoshao？sanshiwan？”liudazhuangxiangshitingdaoletiandadexiaohua，

hetashenhoudehuangmaoyiqihahadaxiaoqilai，“nizheidi，huangdedounengpaolangle，sanwankuaishilaozikelianni！

biejilianbuyaolian！”woxiaole，bayantoudandaotajiaoxia：“wojiadedi，yifenqiandoubumai。erqie，

nixianzaicaizhede，shiwojiadedi。mafanni，gunchuqu。”liudazhuangdexiaolianshunjianninggu，

yanshenbiandeyinhen：“fangzheng，**shibushizhaosi？”“wozhizhidao，sheixiangdongzheipiandi，wojiurangtasi。

”wodeshengyinbuda，danmeigezidouxiangcongyafenglijichulaide。zaichenglibeihehuorenpianzousuoyouqian，

beigaolidaizhuidexianggouyiyangdeshihou，wodoumeizheimehenguo。yinweineixie，diudeshiqian。erzheipiandi，

shiwodegen。“shang！jilaozida！daduantadetui，wokantahaizenmezhongdi！”liudazhuangwanghouyitui，

duizhelianggehuangmaohoudao。lianggehuangmaoguaijiaozhechongleshanglai。womeiduo，zhijiebashoulidexinglixianglunyuanle，

duizhechongzaizuiqianmiandeneigehuangmaodenaodaijiuzaleguoqu。xiangzishibianyihuo，dangchangjiuliele，

limiandeyifu、paomian、haiyouyiben《xiandainongyezhongzhijishu》sanleyidi。neihuangmaobeizadeyanmaojinxing，

baozhetoujiudunlexiaqu。lingyigehuangmaolengleyixia，huizhequantouchaowomianmendalai。woceshenduoguo，

changnianzaigongdidagonglianchudeliqihefanyingbushigaide。woyibazhuazhutadeshouwan，fanxiangyining，

xigaishunshidingzaitadeduzishang。“ao——”tatengdexiangzhixiamiyiyanggongqileshenzi。woyijiaobatachuaikai，

jianqidishangneibenzhanletude《xiandainongyezhongzhijishu》，pailepaihui，lenglengdikanzheliansetieqingdeliudazhuang。

“jiuzheiliangtiaogou，yexiangyaoren？”“ni……”liudazhuangxianranmeiliaodaowozheimenengda。jiuzaizheishi，

yigeqingcuiyoudaizhenuyidenvshengxiangqi。“zhushou！nimenzaiganshenme！woyijingbaojingle！”woniutoukanqu，

yigezhazhemaweibiandeguniangjuzheshouji，zhengduizhewomen。baitxu，niuziku，

ganjingdegenzheigechentufeiyangdecunkougegeburu。shixinlaidezhijiaolaoshi，linxiaoyue。

wohuilaiqiantingsanshutiguoyizui，chenglilaide，youlixiangyoubaofu。he，lixiang。wocengjingyeyou。

liudazhuangkandaota，tebieshitashoulideshouji，qiyandunshixiaolebushao。taehenhendizhizhewo：“xing，fangzheng，

nijilaozidengzhe！zaicunli，zanmenmanmanwan！”shuowan，tadaizhelianggehenghengjijidehuangmao，

huiliuliudishangletadepopika，yiliuyanpaole。womeilihuita，dunxiashen，kaishijiansanluoyididedongxi。

“nimeishiba？”linxiaoyuezouleguolai，yuqilihaidaizheyisidanyou。“sibule。”wotouyebutai，

bayifuhuluansaijinxinglixiang。“nizheirenzenmezheiyang，wobangnibaojingle，nilianjuxiexiedoumeiyouma？

”tasihuduiwodetaiduhenbuman。wozhanqishen，kanzheta：“xiexie？xienirangwoshaodaduantayitiaotuima？

linlaoshi，zheishicunlideshi，niyigewairen，biechashou。”shuowan，wotuozhepoledexinglixiang，

touyebuhuidichaocunlineidongxujiumeizhurendelaofangzizouqu。wonengganjuedao，tahaizhanzaiyuandi，

muguangxiangdingziyiyangzhazaiwobeishang。wozhidaowodetaiduhen**，danxianzaidewo，buxiangxinrenheren。

youqishizheizhongkanqilaidanchunshanliang、chongmanlixiangzhuyideren。yinwei，wocengjingjiushizheiyang，

ranhoubeirenchidegutoudoubusheng。2dilidecao，biwodejuexinhaiwangu。wohualeliangtianshijian，

caiyongyibaliandaoqinglichubudaoyimudi。shouzhangmochulexuepao，hanshuijintouleyifu，

fengganhoujiechengbaisedeyanshuang。womeiqianqingren，gengmeiqianmaijiqi。zhinengkaozheishenmanli。disantianxiawu，

yilianghewozheishenluopoxingtougegeburudeheiseluhu，tingzailewodeditou。

cheshangxialaiyigechuandingzhixizhuangdenianqingren，toufashudeyisibugou，pixieliangdenengzhaochurenying。“qingwen，

shifangzhengxianshengma？”takaikou，yuqihenkeqi。wotingxiahuiwudeliandao，yongmanshiniwudexiuzicalebahan，

jingtidikanzheta：“wojiushi。nishei？”“wojiaochenhao，haotianjituande。”tadiguolaiyizhangtangjindemingpian。

womeijie，zhishipieleyiyan。haotianjituan，shilizuidadecanyinliansuoqiye，wodangranzhidao。“youshi？

”wodeyuqihenchong。wofantoulezheizhongyouqianrendeketao。chenhaosihuyebuzaiyi，shouhuimingpian，

xiaolexiao：“wotingshuofangzhengxianshengyaozaizheiligaoyoujinongye，wohenyouxingqu。”“xingqu？”wolengxiao，

“shixiangdengwozhongchulaile，guolaiyajiashougou，haishixiangchenwoshanqiongshuijin，dijiamaidi？

”wojianguotaiduozheiyangdeshangren，tamenwenzhexuexingweilai，xiangtujiuyiyang，zhuantiaokuaisiderenxiashou。

chenhaolengleyixia，suijituiletuibiliangshangdejinsiyanjing：“fangxiansheng，niduiwodewuhuihenshen。

woshilaitantouzide。”“touzi？”wobaliandaowangdishangyicha，“wozheiniaobulashidedifang，yaorenmeiren，

yaoqianmeiqian，jiuyigeqianleyi**zhaideqiongguangdan。chenzong，nitoushenme？touwopiqibao，haishitouwozhangdeshuai？

”wodehuaxiangyigengenci，youyingyouzharen。chenhaodeliansezhongyuchenlexialai。tabushimeipiqidehaohaoxiansheng。

“fangzheng，wolaizhaoni，shiyinweiwoqingnongyedaxuedejiaoshouzuoguopinggu。nizheipiandi，turangheweiqihou，

shifangyuanbailineizuishihezuodingjiyoujishucaide。woxuyaowendingdegaopinzhihuoyuan，laigongyingwodegaoduancanting。

zheishiyibishengyi，bushifupin。”tadeyuqilenglexialai，neizhongjiujushangweideqichangyesanfachulai。

“wotigongzijin、jishu、shebeihexiaoshouqudao。niyaozuode，jiushibadijiwozhongchulai。lirun，sanqifen，

woqi，nisan。”woxintouyizhen。tajingranzhendezuoguodiaocha。dansanqifen？“he，nizheishitouzi，

haishiqiangjie？”wobaqiliandao，“wochudi，churenli，zuihounasancheng？nitangzhejiunaqicheng？chenzong，

nizheisuanpandade，wozaichenglidoutingjianle。”“fangzheng，nimeidexuan。”chenhaodeyanshenbianderuili，

“meiyouwodeqian，nilianzheipiancaodouchubuwan。dengnizhongchulai，meiyouwodequdao，nidecaizhihuilanzaidili。

sancheng，shiniweiyidexuanze。”tashuodeshishishi。meiyigezidouchuozaiwodetongchu。wodebaopiqiyoushanglaile，

quantouniedegezhizuoxiang。wozuihende，jiushibierenyongzheizhonggaogaozaishangdezitaigenwoshuohua。

“neiwojiurangtalanzaidili！”wohoudao，“wodedongxi，woshuolesuan！songke！

”chenhaoshenshendikanlewoyiyan。“nihuihouhuide。”tameizaiduoshuo，zhuanshenjiushangleche。

luhuyangqiyizhenchentu，qiangdewozhikesou。wokanzheyuanqudecheying，xinliyizhenfanzao。

wozhidaowokenengcuoguoleyigetiandadejihui。danwojiushiyanbuxiazheikouqi。pingshenme？

pingshenmeyouqianjiukeyiweisuoyuwei？“nijiushizheimebatianliaoside？”linxiaoyuebuzhiheshichuxianzaiditou，

shoulilinzheyigefanhe。womeihaoqidishuo：“guannipishi。”“shibuguanwoshi。

”tabafanhefangdaoyikuaiganjingdeshitoushang，“dancundongtoudelishentuowojinisongdianchide，

tapaniesizaidili。”wolengzhule。lishenshiwojiadeyuanfangqinqi，wohuilaizheijitian，yizhiduozhecunliren，

meixiangdao……“nigangcaidoutingdaole？”wowen。“tingdaole。”linxiaoyuebaozhegebo，xianggejiaodaozhuren，

“piqizhenchou。renjiashilaitanshengyide，bushilaidangnidiede，nipingshenmeyaoqiurenjiaduiniheyanyuese？

nixianzaidechujing，youshenmezigefapiqi？”tadehua，bichenhaodehuahainanting，danquerangwowufafanbo。

“chuangyeshibai，bushinizibaoziqideliyou。nizheibujiaoyouguqi，jiaochun。”wobeitaduideyakouwuyan，

yi**zuozaidishang，naqifanhe，kaishilangtunhuyan。fanhelishibaimifanheyipanchaojidan。zhenxiang。

“sanqifen，queshiheiledian。”linxiaoyuezaiwopangbianzuoxia，“dannikeyigentatan。shengyishitanchulaide，

bushihouchulaide。niliantandoubutan，zhijiebarenganzou，zheicaishizuidadewenti。”womeishuohua，

zhishimaitouchifan。chiwanzuihouyikoufan，wobafanhegaihao，dijita：“tiwoxiexielishen。

haiyou……yexiexieni。”tajieguofanhe，lianshangluchuyisiweixiao：“zongsuanshuolejurenhua。

wobangnichaleyixia，haotianjituanzuijinzaizuoyigegaoduannongyeshengtaiyuandexiangmu，duitamenhenzhongyao。suoyi，

nibushiwanquanmeiyoutanpandechouma。”wojingyadikanzheta。“biezheimekanwo，

wozhishi……buxiangkandaoyigenulideren，beizijidepiqihuidiao。”tazhanqishen，pailepaikuzishangdetu，

“fanhewonazoule，mingtianjidezijiqulishenjiahai。”kanzhetalikaidebeiying，woxinliwuweizachen。yexu，

wozhendecuole。3womeiquzhaochenhao。wodezidianli，meiyou“huitouqiuren”zheisigezi。

danwocainalelinxiaoyuedelingyigejianyi——quxianjiuguo。wohuaguangleshenshangzuihoujibaikuaiqian，

mailegeershoudezhinengshoujizhijia，ranhouzhuceleyigeduanshipinzhanghao，

mingzijiujiao“baopiqifangzhengdezhongtianriji”。diyitiaoshipin，woguangzhebangzi，zailierixiahuiwuzheliandaogecao，

hanshuishunzhejirouxiantiaowangxiatang。peiwenshi：“qianzhaibaiwan，huicunzhongdi。buqiuwenda，zhiqiusancan。

dishilaode，renshixinde，yiqiecongtouzailai。”meixiangdao，zheitiaoshipinjingranyoulejiqiandebofangliang，

pinglunqushuoshenmededouyou。“xiaogegeshencaibucuoa！”“zhuangshenmebi，yikanjiushizuoxiu。”“jiayou！

congnalidiedao，jiucongnalipaqilai！”womeilihuizheixie，jixuganwodehuo，meitianfayitiaoshipin，

jilukaihuangdejindu。liudazhuangmeizailaizhaowomafan，dantahuanlezhonggengexindefangshi。cunlikaishichuanxianhuale。

“tingshuolema？fangzhengneixiaozizaichengligaozhapian，beirenzhuishacaihuilaide。”“taneidi，

wokanshizhongbuchudongxile，tiantiannazhegeshoujipailaipaiqu，buwuzhengye。”“litayuandian，huiqi！

tadiemajiushibeitakeside！”zuidudehua，wangwanglaizizuishuxideren。woqucunliweiyidexiaomaibumaiyan，

laobanniangzhijieshuomaiwanle。woqulishenjiahaifanhe，tabawoladaoyibian，xiaoshengshuo：“zhengzi，nibieguaishen，

liudazhuangfanghuale，sheigennilaiwang，jiushigentazuodui。ni……nihaishizijiduoxiaoxinba。

”wochenglecunlidegudao。zheibiaiyidundahainanshou。ruandaozi，caizuiyaoming。zheitianwanshang，

wozhengzaineijiansichuloufengdelaowulichipaomian，menbei“peng”deyishengchuaikaile。

liudazhuangdaizhejigecunminchuanglejinlai，shoulihainazhecunweihuidehongtouwenjian。“fangzheng！nizheidibunengzhongle！

”liudazhuangbayifenwenjianshuaizaiwolianshang，“genjucunlideguiding，lianxuhuangfeisanniandetudi，

cunweihuiyouquanshouhui，tongyiguihua！”wonaqiwenjian，shangmianqueshiyouzheimeyitiao，haigaizhecunweihuidegongzhang。

“zheishishenmeshihoudeguiding？”wolenglengdiwen。“zuotiangangkaihuidingde！”liudazhuangyiliandeyi，

“quancuncunmindaibiaodouqianzitongyile！nizheidi，xianzaiguicunlile！”woqidehunshenfadou。

zheigenbenjiushizhenduiwoshedeju！“nimenzheishiqiangjie！”wozuanjinlequantou。“bieshuoneimenantingma。

”liudazhuangpailepaiwodejianbang，“womenzheiyeshiweilenihao。zheidini，cunlidasuanchengbaojiwo，

gaogeyangzhuchang。nikan，hainengjicunlichuangshouni。nifangxin，huijiniyidianbuchangde，wuwankuai，gouyisiba？

”wuwankuai，maiwoershimudi。tasuanpandadezhenjing。“gun！”woyigezicongyafenglijichulai。“fangzheng，

nibiebushitaiju！”yigegenzhelaidecunminhandao，“zheishiquancundejueding！niyigeren，haixianggenquancunzuodui？

”“dui！shaoshufucongduoshu！”kanzhezheixiecengjingshuxidemiankong，xianzaiquexiangchailangyiyang，woxinliyizhenbingliang。