remenxiaoshuo《wodebaitandidiansuijishuaxin，wangyoupofangle》youdashenzuozhebieshuodushutaikubianzhuercheng，xiaoshuozhujiaoshisuchenyangzhangqiaoli，qingjieshengdong，xijiemiaoxiedaowei，zhideyikan。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuan“erqiemeiyoujingguochongfendebanyun，danhuanggendanqingfenli，jidanbingchiqilaikouganhuibuyiyang。”“wotiqianjiangjidanjijiaobanjunyun，huiquebaojidanbingshangmianquanbudouyou……
suchenyangkaizhecanche，huidaolezulaidefangzizheili。
xitongtigongdetezhicanchezidaiqingjiemoshi。
suchenyangzaixidijicanggaijiarudaliangxijiejing。
ranhouyongshuiguanlianjieshuilongtou，jiukeyijinruqingjiemoshile。
qingjiehaohuizidongtingzhi，jiuhexiyijiyiyang，suoyisuchenyangjiubuzaizheilidengle。
mangleyitian，yijingleideyaosuanbeitengle，suchenyangqizhezixingchehuiqule。
zaisuchenyangmanyouyouqizhezixingchehuidaoxuexiaodeshihou，yingyuxinanshengsushe。
608haosusheli，zuozaikaochuangweizhideyigeliuzheyitouxizhitangfaxingdenanshengzuolinanan。
“laosuzenmehaibuhuilai！”
zheigeduisuchenyangniannianbuwangdenanshengbushibieren，jiushizaoshangdadianhuajisuchenyangdeliupengan。
tingdaoliupenganyoudiannianqilesuchenyang，zhengzaiwanyouxidejiangmoleijiuxiaole。
“pengan，nizenmemeiwanmeilele，nizijishuoshuo，nijintianniantaochenyangniantaoduoshaocile。”
yipangdewuruikunyebeidouxiaole：“jiushi，buzhidaodehaiyiweinimenlianggeyoumaonini！”
“nibujiushikandaoleyigepiaoliangxuemeima？renjiapiaoliangxuemeigenniyoubanmaoqianguanxi？”
“nizijihaimeituodan，haiyanbabadidengsuchenyanghuilai，xiangjitakanzhaopian。”
“wanyichenyangyaoshidingshangrenjiale，shuoshizaide，jiunizheiyanzhi，nipashijingzhengbuguorenjiachenyange！”
liupenganlimaxiaozhefanbo：“nimenlianggezheihuashuodejiumeiyisile。”
“wozhangdeyesuanshihaiguodequ，wanyirenjiaxuemeijiuxihuanwozheigeleixingdeni？”
“哈哈哈哈！”
jiangmoleihewuruikunshizaishinanbengle。
“ruguorenjiaxuemeiyanjingmeiyouxiadehua，zheizhongqingkuangdagaishibutaikenengfashengde。”
“renjiaxuemeishipiaoliang，danbushisha。”
“ca，nimenlianggezhendebunenghaohaoliaotianle。”
“wanyideyisijiushigailvxiao，yeyouhuifashengdekeneng，dongbudong？”
liupenganshuozheihuadeshihoudiqibuzu，yincihaishundaijieshileyiju：“zaishuole，wozhishiyaojichenyangzheixiaozikankanzhaopian，rangzheixiaozihouhuizaoshangmeigenwoyiqiqukanjunxuneryi。”
jiangmoleilimabangzhesuchenyangshuohua：“houhuiyinggaishibuhuihouhuide。”
“zheixiaozigangtiezhinan，yaoshihuihouhui，neijiutaiyangdaxibianchulaile。”
zheishi，wuruikunjiugankaileqilai：“shuozhende，woyaoshiyouchenyangzheixiaozideyanzhi，danfanyuanyidanggetiangou，wojuedezheigexinlaidepiaoliangxuemeiyeshinengzhuidaode。”
huayingangluo，qinshidemenjiutuikaile。
suchenyangweixiaodeshengyinxiangleqilai：“aiyaruikun，nizheihuoluxianlea。”
“pingshikoukoushengshengdiaokanpenganshitiangou，yuanlainizijiyebuchengduorang，yexiangdangtiangoua！”
wuruikunhuquyizhen，meixiangdaozijidehuazhijiebeisuchenyangtingdaole。
wuruikunpingshikeshigaoleng**。
yimibadegetou，liangbaijindetizhong，zenmenengrangrenbazijidewanxiaohuadangzhenni！
wuruikunlianmanggangadijieshi：“nibiexiashuo，wojiushidagebifangeryi，wozenmekenengshigetiangouni！”
“shibushinizijixinliqingchu。”
suchenyangjilewuruikunyigeyanshen，rangwuruikunzijiquganshou。
wuruikunnanshoudixiangkua，kaigewanxiao，jieguoganghaobeitingdaole。
wuruikunzhidaowulunzijizenmebianjie，suchenyangkendingdoubuhuixiangxinle。
wuruikunzhinengshuodao：“wojiushigankaiyixiaeryi，zhuyaoshizheiyijiexinshenglimian，zheigexuemeishizhendepiaoliang。”
“pengan，niganjinjichenyangkankanxinlaidezheigexuemeidezhaopian，tajiuhuizhidaojixuemeidangtiangouqishiyebukuide。”
当舔狗还不亏？
suchenyangfaxianyouxierenkandaopiaoliangnvshenghou，zhendeshiyidianyuanzedoumeiyoule。
liupenganbenlaijiuxiangrangsuchenyangkankanxuemeidezhaopian，rangsuchenyanghouhuijintianmeigenzijiqukanxuemeijunxun。
xianzaiwuruikunzheimeyishuo，liupenganlimajiunaqizhuoshangdeshouji。
“laosu，guolaijinikankanxuemeidezhaopian，zhendeshichaojipiaoliangde，bishangyijiewomendexiaohuaxuejiehaipiaoliang。”
“niyaoshijintianqule，chenzhewojixuemeimainaichadejihui，nishuobudinghainengjiadaorenjiaxiaohuaxuemeidelianxifangshi。”
suchenyanglimafachubiyideshengyin：“yi，haitediqumainaicha，nizhenshichoubuyaolian。”
“niyigedasibiyeshengqujirenjiagangjinruxuexiaodexuemeisongnaicha，niyebupazaodaorenjiaxuedidetuoqi。”
“nijijigenvshengmailenaicha？”
“jiuliuge，ganghaoyigeqinshi。”
“tiangoua，gujinisongnaichadeshihou，yeshisipilailianqingrenjiadeba？”
beichuozhongxinshi，liupenganlianyihong：“zheixiexijiebuzhongyao。”
“shishishi，buzhongyao。”
shuozhe，suchenyanglaidaoliupengandepangbian。
zhijianshoujishangdezhaopianyigeyuemoyimiliuchutouyidianshengaodenvhaizi。
鹅蛋脸，皮肤**。
yinweishizaipaizhaopian，suoyizhaopianshangdenvshengduizhejingtouzaiweixiao。
xiaoqilaideshihoujiurutongchunridenuanyang，qinrenxinpi，erqieyanjingjiuhaoxianghuishuohuayiyang。
suiranchuanzhejunxundeyifu，daizhemaozi，danjirenyizhongmanmandeqingchunhuopodeganjue。
zheijiushizhishuyushibasuinvshengcaiyoudeqingchunmeihao！
kanwanzhaopian，suchenyangweiweidiantou：“shitingpiaoliang，buguoyejiuhaixingba。”
“zheijiaohaixing？niyanxiaa？”
liupenganlimajiubunengrentongle。
wuruikungenjiangmoleiyaobutongyile。
“chenyang，nixiaozibunengmeizheliangxinshuohuaa。”
“xuemeizheiyanzhi，tuotuowomenxuexiaodexiaohualehaoba！”
“bushiwomeizheliangxinshuohua，zhuyaoshiwoxihuanzhangfadenvsheng，zheigexuemeitoufajiudaojianbang，duanfadenvshengwobushitebiexihuan。”
“qie，nixiaozihaitiaoshangle，niyaoshibiyeqiannengzhuidaorenjia，nidoukeyitouzhelele。”
“bushiwoxihuandeleixing，womeibiyaozhuia。”
suchenyangjiubugenliupenganjiujiele。
“jintianmangdeyishenhan，woquxizaole。”
shuowan，suchenyangjiunashanglianpen，quleweishengjian。
kanzhesuchenyangzheifandandingdeyangzi，liupenganbujinziyanziyudao：“shenmeqingkuang，zheixiaozicai21sui，nianjiqingqingde，duipiaoliangnvshengjiubuganxingqule？”
liupenganhaijuedexiaohuaxuemeizheimepiaoliang，suchenyangkendinghuiduirenjiachanshengxiangfade。
liupenganhaidengzhesuchenyangkuzhehanzhehezijidatingrenjiaxiaohuaxuemeidexiaoxi。
birumingzi，shengri，xingzuodengyixieqingbao。
jieguosuchenyangjuranwanquanwudongyuzhong。
zheishibianchengshengren，bushirenjianyanhuole？
jiulianjiangmoleihewuruikundoujuedeguaiyi。
“zheixiaozishenmeibuhuiyouwentima？”
“yaoshinengzhuidaoxiaohuaxuemei，huitourangtaliuzhangfabujiuxingle？”
jiuzaisangerenbaisibudeqijiedeshihou，lingwaiqudalanqiudelianggeshiyoujiuhuilaile。
qianxiangbinggangjinmen，jiuwen：“chenyangni？”
“tazaixizao，zenmelema？”
helibofanwendao：“zheixiaozihuoshangresoule，nimenbuzhidaoma？”
“他上热搜了？”
“什么时候的事？”
“tazenmeshangderesou？”
liupengansangerendachiyijing，meixiangdaosuchenyangbushengbuxiangjurannongchuzheimedadongjing。
“nimenzijidakaidouyinkanba，tongchengresoubangdiyi,jiushizheixiaozideresou。”
liupengansangerenlimajiudakailedouyin，diankailehangchengderesoubang。
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