zhujiaojiaogaofangpingliqingzhaodexiaoshuojiaozuo《wudiwankudashao》，benxiaoshuodezuozheshihuitouxiaobao2xiedeyibenchuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo，wenzhongdeaiqinggushiqimeierchunjie，wenbijijia，shilituijian。xiaoshuojingcaiduanluoshidu：zhongshengweijianchengaotaiweideerzi。yuanyiweixiangwangdeshenghuoyaokaishi，danshiyiwen，de，shuihulinchongdoubeihaixiayule。lizhixixingemiandebaijiazihaiyougengduochaojibenghuaideshixuyaochuli。（xinshuwudiwen《wozhendeshizaixiangerzi》yijingshangchuan，qingdajiazhichiyixiaxinshu）......
yuanzili，jianfuanjingekanghuilaideqianduoleyibei，shiliangmadai，lingwaihaiyouyitouxiaoheizhu。
bayinqianjiaoruzhangfang，yihuorenjiukanzhexiaozhuzaiyuanzililuanpao。
“biezaoniele，jicizhugetongkuaishadiaochiba。”fuangantandao。
gaofangpingqueyaotoudao：“bu，liuzhejiniyang。”
fuanfangfosiledieyiyang，quebuganjujue。
gaofangpingyezhidaozheimezuoweinanfuan，youhahaxiaodao：“kaiwanxiaode，nimingtianhaiyaobangwokanghuisanmadaiqianlai，yangzhuzhaobierenhaole。”
“衙内英明。”
fuansongleyikouqi，hengzhexiaodiaoquguangyaozile。
yuanzidejiaoluoduozheyizhixiaoluoli，haoqideguankanyaneidechongwuzhu，juedeneigezhuhaobena，sichuluanpaozhaochide。
gaofangpingdao：“xiaoduoyoushima？”
“yaneiye，xiaoduolalongdaochuhule。”
taxiaopaozheguolai，bafuliyigebeiguhuodeyahuandejixu，yibasuiyinzifangzaileyaneideshouli。ranhouxiaoxinyiyidewen：“shibushizheiyangwojiukeyizhengdaoqianle？”
“keyi，zheiliduoshao？”gaofangpingdao。
“shiguan，shiluluayihaoduoniandejixu，tayouxiedanxin，cemianwenjikebukeyichujupingju？”xiaoduowendao。
“dangrankeyi。shouleqiankaitiaozishitianjingdiyi。”
gaofangpingheiheixiaodao，“rangtaquzhangfangnapingju，yiwodemingmukaijujiukeyi，jizhushiwodemingmu，erbushigaofumingmu，yidannongcuolebudanmeiyoulixi，wolaodiehaihuiwennimenyaobaoguanfei，taxinheizheni。lingwai，shiguanqianniyouyibaiwenlachuticheng，quzhangfangzhiqu，yekeyicunzaizhanghuchilixi。”
“yaneiweiwu。”xiaoduohengaoxing，paishouyitiaoyitiaode。
gaofangpingyoudao：“jinigerenwu，yangzheitouzhu？womeitianewaiduojiniliangwenqian，suanshiyangzhudebaochou。”
xiaoduoyizhenlianhong：“keshikeyi……zhishiyaneiyaobuyaoneimehao？”
gaofangpingdao：“yinweiwoxiangrangnitiwozhengqian，wochirounizenmedeyeyaoyoutanghe，fouzeniesilesheijiwozhengqianduiba。”
“enen。”xiaoduosisibaozhuxiaozhubufangshoule。
gaofangpingdao：“yangzhuyaoxixin。meitianwushijixiaozhuchengzhong，jiluzhudetizhong。ciwaijiluweileduoshaoliangshi。sanshitianhounazheshujulaizhaowo，lingquliushiwenqian。”
“haole，tuotuode。”xiaoduohenshanyuxuexiyaneidexinchaociyu。
“zhiyaokenzuo，zhuanqianshibushihenjiandan？”gaofangpingxiaodao。
xiaoduodanxindedao：“jiandanjiandan。kebulunzenmekanyaneidouxiangshiguyisongqian，nihuikuiside。”
gaofangpingdao：“nicuole。wozaiyanjiufuhesiliaogongxiao，yijiliangshihezhuroudejiaohuanbi。peifangyidanchenggong，wozhuandeshinideyiyibei，zheijiaoshengchanliwajue。ershinianhouwochengweishijieshoufu，wodajunjiuchizhezuihaoderouganjunliangheyoumuzuozhan。guanjiazuibaxiaowai，nichengweiwoyangzhichangshouxijishuguan，zheijiaoduoying。”
……
衙内威武！
zheijukoutouyuzuijinkaishiliuxingle，jieshishangzheimehanderenyemanmanduoleqilai。
gaofangpingfashizhendemeizuoshenme，yejiushiduineixiedipiwenleju“nichousha”，haibianletamenjiduneryi。
keshifuanmeicihuilaikangdeqianyuelaiyueduo，zuijindejitianshiyongchelahuilaide。
yizhiyuzhangfangneilaotouxinjingroutiaode，paoquzhaoxuning，rangtajiaqianggaofufangwei。
xuninggouhende，baqinjunneibushihesuzaodewushirengechulejunji。danrenjiaduigaojiazhongxingenggenga，bunengbujikoufanchi。yushijiaojifuandaichuqudajia。
xuningduineixie**depingjiashi：“bushiheshangzhanzhenchongsha。”
fuanduitamendepingjiashi：“hehunhunzuozhanyigedingsan，jueduixiongmeng！”
gengkuazhangdeshi，fuantongguodianshuaifuguanxilianluojunzaojian，dasuandaizhezhayaoquzhuangbi，jieguobeigaoqiutuoquzhangzeshiwu，caisuananfenlexie。
houshiyouzongjie，zhujiangqizhijuedingyizhibuduidelinghun。
xianzaigaoyaneishixingfudeqizhi，suoyifuandengyizhonggoutuiyexingfudehen。tiantianqizhezhanmachuanzhekuijiahedipidououdeganjue，yinggaishiqianshigaofangpingkaizhexiugaiqinvenpcdeganjue。ranhougoutuizimenshourudafuzengjia，juranzuogoutuizidouzuochulerongyaogan……
xiaguoyizhenziyuhou，xianzaitianqihenhao。
liqingzhaozhenanzhuang，zouzaiyuguotianqingdeshibanjiedaoshang，yudaoshenmedouhuihaoqideguankan。
liqingzhaoshiouxiangjibiederenwu，jiuzaiguzimenzheigedifangyougegudingtanweishimaishanziheyousande，jingyingzheshigexiucai，yiwangtazonghuiheliqingzhaodazhaohu。
danxianzailiqingzhaozoudaozheili，luopoxiucaiquelaibujizhaohu，mangyushengyi。
zhizhisanborensanlehou，kanzheluopoxiucaixiaoxinyiyidemaidongxideqianshouhao，xinmanyizudeyangzi，liqingzhaozheicaiwendao：“chenxiongzuijinxiangshishengyibucuodeyangzi？”
“见过易安居士。”
tawenzhouzhoudejianlihounanyanxiyuededao：“shia，zuijinshengyihaozuoduole，jihumeiyoudipilaisaorao。jiranzheibiannaoshideqingkuangshaole，tianqizheimere，gongchamenyehenshaolaizheibian，chihekanayeshaolehenduo，yao……dayekuailaikankan。”
shuobushangjijuhua，tayoukaishimangliule，gubushangheliqingzhaoshuohua。
liqingzhaoxiaoxiao，zhuanshenjixusichuzouzoukankan。
jirimeichulai，xianzaiquehuangrugeshi，zhendejuedebuxiangbianjingcheng。
yebuzhidaoshenmeyuanyin，yanjianxuduotanweideshengyidouhaoleqilai，xuduorenshiderendoulaibujidazhaohu，jingshirangliqingzhaoganjuelveshaolexieyouyueganhaishishenme。
bu，bujinjinshishaoleganjue。
zheigejieshishanghaishaolexieren，yiqianbijiaodianxingdeyinxiangshihunluan，jingchangyourenzaitanziqiantiaoxuandongxishihou，shenmedifangyidajia，huozhelaiyiqun“jiuwenlong”，jiufenfenfangxiadongxikuaizoulikaile。
zailiqingzhaokanlai，neixiangshi……yuanbentamenyoujiaoyixuqiude，quebeiyiwaihedaohoudaduanle，ruguobushishenghuodebixupin，xingxujiuxiangbuqilaimaile。
youhuoxu，daochuluanzaozaoderangrenmeiyouanquangan，liqingzhaofaxiangeshishi，yidanrenmeiyouanquanganjiushenmedoubuxiangzuo，xuqiudoukeyifangqi，zhiairulvbobingdecunqian。
yebuzhidaozheimexiangduibudui。
juyuwenqingdehaoqi，wenlejiboyiqianxiangshideshuren，youdeshuobuzhidaoshenmeyuanyin。eryoudeshuoshihuahuataisuigaoyaneidegonglao。
zheishigexiangdangqiguaidejielun。
daoshiyouerwenneigegaoyaneiyouchugele，paileyihuojiaqiangxingdeliumangtiantianzaijieshishangdajia。ruobushiqinertingwen，zenmedouxiangbudaojingranhuiyoujiefangshuohuahuataisuidehaohua。
yinweizaifuli，liqingzhaotingzhaomingchengbuzhiyicideshuo“neixiaozisangxinbingkuangwufawutian”，ciwai，gonggongzhaotingzhiyedasuandanhegaojiazheichixiangnankandejudong？
yaxialeqiangliedehaoqixin，liqingzhaojixuzouzoutingting。
zhuanyandaolechangjingguolaideyijianchafang，kandaotiezhezhaopindegonggao。
“yao，guirenqianlai，kuailimianqing。”
zhangjudejiandaoliqingzhaohouyiliantianxiangdeyingjie。
zouleiledeliqingzhaoyejiujinquzuozuo，shangchadeshihouduowenleyiju。
xiaosixiaozhedao：“shia，zheijitianshengyibijiaohaozuole，yebuzhidaoweisha，fanzhengganjuelaiderenduo，zanmenrenshouyebugouyong，yushijiashudasuanzaiqingsangerenbangmang。lingwaihaiyaoqingyigeniwajiang，dasuankuojianyixiahouyuan，zheiyangkeyiduorongnayixiekeren……”
“小二人呢！”
shuobuwan，tayoubeibiechuzhaohuanleguoqu。
liqingzhaopoweijingqi，zheigedifangyiwanghenshuxi，daochukankan，xianzairenzhendehenduole，gegedoubijiaofangsongdeyangzi。
“daodishizenmehuishini？yixierenshuohuahuataisuiyougong，zhaomingchengyijigonggongyoushuoxiaozeisangxinbingkuang，sheishiduide？”
daansihuyebushihenzhongyao，danliqingzhaojiushiduicifeichanghaoqi，bujinyouxiangdaoleneigehuahuataisuideyiyanyixing……
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