doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《wudifuxu 》shiyibenquanmianwanjiedejiazuo,lintiangumengershiwenlichuchangdeguanjianrenwu,“tianzhu”dadanaodongdakai,chuangzuodegushiqingjieshifenhaokan:fangjunwenxiaorongyuefadeyiweishenzhang,tazhijieshangqianyibu,shoufangzaileguifangdemenbashoushang,sihusuishidouhuikaimen。……
“lintian,nizheigepohezi,popolanlan,haoxiangdoufameile,zheijiushijilaoyezideliwu?”
gujunjiedunshitiaoleqilai。
“zheishicongnagelubiantanmaide?”
lintianyaoyaotou,dao:“zheilimianshixishiqizhen。”
suiranlintianhaimeikan,danshitaxiangxinxiawandepinwei。
“xishiqizhen?”gujunjiewenyanxiaodegengyonglile。
“lailailai,womendajiadouxiangyaojianshiyixia,nizheigeshangmennvxu,nengzhunbeishenmexishiqizhen。”
lintianzheigeshihouyelandefeihua,ershizijizhijiedakailelihe。
bijingshishibishuoyibaijuhuahaiyaogengjiayouyong。
dakailihedeshunjian,lintianxinlizhouranjian“gedeng”yitiao。
lihelishiyigemihuangyoudebafangbei,shangmianbianbujinsitiexianheputaoban,kanqilaizangxixi,rutongqiangxingyongjiaoshuizhanzaiyiqide。
传世哥窑八方杯?
居然是这东西?
xiawankezhenhuixuana,lintianmeijicuodehua,zheidongxikeshisongdaiwudamingyaozhiyidechanchu,erqiezaihoushiyijingshichuanle,erlidaihuangshidouduizheichuanshigeyaoshifendexinshanghekanzhong。
zhiqianzaigangchengdepaimaihuichuxianguoyigetongkuan,jiagegaodayiqianliangbaiwan。
buguobudenglintianshuoshenme,quanchangshunjianqueyouyizhenhongxiaoshengchuanchu。
“hahahaha,xishiqizhen?xiaosiwole!”
“lintian,nizheigenbenjiubushilubiantandedongxi,zheishilajiduilijianlaideba?”
“ciqizheidongxi,jiangjiudeshiyigewanzheng,quejiaoshaopian,jiuyiwenbuzhi!”
“nizheigedongxi,nachuqumaidehua,shikuaiqiandoumeirenyaoba?”
yiqungujiarenhahadaxiao。
qitajiazuderen,yedoushiyilianwanwei。
fangjunwengengshiyiliansixiaofeixiaodejifeng。
zheigeshangmennvxu,guoranshichentuozijidedianjiaoshia!
caoqinhegumengerzeshiliansetongshi“shua”deyixia,yipiancangbai。
lintiansongzheidongxi,zhendeburubusong。
太丢人了!
“孽畜!”
yuanbenxiqingdegulaoyezigengshiqideyigeduosuo,tazoushangqianzhuaqizheigebafangbei,“pa”deyishengzazailedishang,huaweiyidisuipian。
“nijiuyongzheidongxilaihuyouwo!?”
“lintian,zheijiushinilaijiwozhushoudechengyi?”
“niyiweizijisha,womenquanjiarendouheniyiyangsha?”
“laoyezi,binhaishijianbaojiededana,renchenghuangjintongdezhoudashilaijininheshoule!”
jiuzaidajiachaofenglintiandeshihou,menkouzaiduchuanlaileshengyin。
zhoudashi,zheishibinhaishigudongwenwanjiedemingliu,feichangshanzhangguwanjianding。
zhibuguotapingriliyixiangshenjujianchu,jiusuanbinhaishidehaomenxiangyaoyaoqingtachuxishenmehuodong,doudekantaxinqing。
keshijintian,zhoudashijuranlaijigulaoyezizhushoule?
这是天大的面子啊!
cikegulaoyezimanlianhongguang,dashengdao:“kuai,kuaikuaiyouqingzhoudashi!”
zheigeshihou,shenchuantangzhuang,yilianxianfengdaogudezhoudashihanxiaozoulejinlai。
“laogu,buqingzilai,haiqingbuyaojieyi,wo……”
zhoudashidehuahaimeishuowan,hurantashenxingyijiang,shixianluodaoledimiandeciqisuipianshang。
neiheranshiganggangbeigulaoyezizazaidishangdechuanshigeyaobafangbei。
cikezhoudashikanzhedimian,hunshenyizhen,xiayishidao:“laogu……zheizheizhei……”
“zhoudashi,zheibuguoshiyidianlajieryi,woxianzaijiurangrendasaoganjing,buhuiwulenindeyanjingde。”
gulaoyeziyilianweixiao,danxinzhongduilintiangengjiabumanle。
yaoshibeizhoudashijuede,gujiayongdedoushiditanhuo,neijiudiurenle。
“垃圾!?”
zhoudashiweiweiyileng,xiayiketazhijiedunzailedishang,xiaoxinyiyidejianqileyigesuipian,ranhouquchusuishenxiedaidefangdajing,zixidekanleqilai。
“zhoudashi,ninzheishi……”
gulaoyeziyoudiankanbudongzheishishenmeqingkuang。
“zheijiushiyigefeiwusongwodelubiantanlaji,beiwozaledewanyi。”
“zenmenengrunindefayan?”
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