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linmengxindajiaoqilai，yibazhuazhuleyeyunfandeshuangshou，keyeyunfandeshoubeijiuxiangtuleyicengyouyiban，henkuaibiancongtashouzhonghuazou，buguoyeyunfanhaishiduilinmengxinzaineiyilizangzhedeyupeichanshenglexingqu，bianguzuoaitandao：
“ai，zheichengli20niandezenmehaimeiyoushangouli15niandeda，doushuochenglirenyingyanghao，kanlaichunshuchedan。”
诶！
linmengxinjingchadedingzheyeyunfan，caifaxianyeyunfanshouzhongnazheliangpianhaimian，ertaxiongqiandeshengouyexiaoshidewuyingwuzong，linmengxinxiayishidejiangshuangshoujiaochazhedangzaixiongqian，zhizhiwuwudao：
“biantai，nidaodishishenmeren？”
“你的上帝。”
“啊？”
linmengxinwanquantingbudongyanqianzheigenanrenzaishuoxieshenme，danzixiyixiangzheishishangzenmehuiyoujinsetongkongderen？，bianduizheyeyunfandamadao：
“heng！dailemeitongjiuyiweinengzhuangbia！”
beilinmengxinyimayeyunfanrenbuzhufanbodao：
“zhuangbi？mingmingshinizaineiyilidianleyicenghaimian，qipianwozheigexiaofeizhe”
“shenmexiaofeizhe，woxiongxiaoguannishenmeshi？”
dunshilinmengxin**dexiaolianzaoyibeiqidetonghong，tawozhequantou，wunaodechaoyanqianyihui。
啪！
zaiyishengqingcuizhihou，zhijianyeyunfanlaolaozhuazhulelinmengxindeshoubei，wunaidao：
“ai，xiaojiuxiaoba，fanzhengzhongdianbushineili。”
“a！qinshou，nifangkaiwo，benxiaojiekebushichulaimaide…”
yitingcihuayeyunfandunshitingzhileshouzhongdedongzuo，zhiwendao：
“nimei，neiniyijinlaijiutuoyifuganma？”
“那是因为…”
linmengxindixiatouyishijianyehuidabushanglai，yipangdeyeyunfangengshiwunai，zhihaodaishangmojingchuanshangyifutanqidao：
“wojiushuozenmehuishigechu，guaibudechuanzheweinixiaoxiongde**ni。”
“住口！”
linmengxinyishengdahe，buguoyemeinengrangyeyunfanbizui。
“wopianbu，wodeshuangyangaosuwo，ninalebugainadedongxi，huidaozhinifeibuganrancongeryinqiniduoniandexiaochuan。”
“哼！要你管…”
linmengxinbuxiedelenghengyisheng，suiranbuzhidaoduifangshizenmezhidaode，dantaquemeiyoushijianlangfei，jiuzailinmengxinzhunbeichuanshangyifulikaishi，buzhiweihetashunjiantingzhilesuoyoudongzuo。
“ganggangneigenvrenmingmingshiwangzheibianpaode，zenmebujianle？”
“wotingdehenqingchujiushineigenvrendeshengyin，jueduijiushizangzaizheijijianbaoxiangli。”
“rangwozhuadaobixumaidaozuidijidedian。”
suizhemenwaichuanlaideeyu，yeyunfancaizhidaoshiqingdelaiyuan，erlinmengxindeshenqingxiandeshifenjinzhang，tahuangluandechaosizhouwangqu，zhidaoshixianzhuanyidaochechuangshangshi，linmengxincaiyaoleyaoya“kanlaizheishiweiyidebanfale。”
meiyouduoxiang，zhijianlinmengxinchuanshangyijianfenhongsechenshan，yigezongshentiaodaozhuoshang，wanxiaxigaixunsudakaichechuang，raneryanqiandefeishidecaomurangtakaishiyouyuqilai。
yipangdeyeyunfanjiancibuyoudeluchulenglengyixiaodao：
“meizinikeyaoxiangqingchu，tiaoxiaqukeshijiusiyishengde。”
linmengxinbaileyiyanyeyunfan，buxiedao：
“nishaofeihua，biezhanzheshuohuabuyaoteng。”
shuowanlinmengxinbianchaosizhouwangqu，eryeyunfanquebuyiburaodao：
“wozhidaonitouleyimeiyupei，jiuzangzaineiyili，ruguonikennajiwojiandingyixiadehua，wohuibaozhengnideshengminganquan。”
cihuayichulinmengxindunshiyitouwushui，“tazenmezhidaode？yupeijiletanabuhuilaizenmeban？”buguozaizheimeweijideqingkuangxiatayegubulezheimeduo，linmengxinmeiyoulihuiyeyunfan，dantahaizaiyouyu。
“hehe，neihaoba，buguocongzheilitiaoxiaqu，feisijishang，duantiaotuihaishiqingde，ruguopengdaotoudehua…”
linmengxinshizaitingbuxiaquyeyunfanzaierbianluosuo，danwangzhejichidelieche，tayezhihaoxuanzetuoxie。
“heng！ninengbangwoshenme？”
“neijiuyaokannipeibupeihewole。”
“啊？”
buguohaimeidenglinmengxinfanyingguolai，yeyunfanbiancongtashenhoupuleshangqu，shuangshoujinjinbaozhulinmengxindexiaomanyao，linmengxinzaizheizhongzishixiagenbenjiuwulifankang，zhijianta**dexiaolianturanhuohongqilai，zhenggerendenaozilichongmanlehuihen。
“niganshenme？fangkaiwo…”
“sheixihannizheigemeiyingyangdeshenti，suiranganggangkaileyanxiaohaoleyangqi，buguowohaipanizhanwobianyini，”
tingdaoyeyunfanyouxieweisuodechaofeng，linmengxindunshixianruleyizhenjuewangzhizhong。
“**，wojiusuansiniyexiuxiangdecheng…”
jiuzailinmengxinfenlifankang，baozhebisidejuexinzhunbeiwangchechuangwaitiaoshi。
啪！
turanyizhenmenxiangdechuanlaishunjiandaduanletadedongzuo，linmengxinbuyoudequanshenyizhan。ertongshitaturanganjuezijiquanshenfali，xiongkouyizhenfamen，jihukuaiyaochuanbushangqilai，danyishihaibaochiqingxing，duiciyeyunfancaitanlekouqi，diyudao：
“zaoshuoguoniyouxiaochuan，yaobushiwonizaodiaoxiaqule。”
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