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zhangfankandaohanxiaoyuezheifumoyang,duitagengjiachongmanhaoqi。
zheinizimingminghenqiang,shenzhinengshoucuoshitou,danzhidianhuo,danxinxingquewubidanchun,shenzhishihaiziqi。
buguo,yebunengbupaichutashizhuangde。
danbulunzenyang,zhangfangentadaizaiyiqishi,xinqingdoushiqingsongkuailede,yushixiaoyinyindidao:“zenme,shuoqichifan,jiubuxianqiwole?”
hanxiaoyuetuletushetou,dao:“woneishishuoqihuama,qishinishigehaoren,dahaoren!”
“xiexienizheimekuawo,kuadehenhao,xiacibiezheimekuale。”zhangfanyansudidao。
hanxiaoyuexixiaozhezhuaizhezhangfandegebo,dao:“jintianwanshangchishenmeya?”
zhangfandao:“chuquguangguangkanba,nixiangchishenmejiudouxing,jintianwoshengzhile,buchaqian。”
“haoye!”hanxiaoyuemanxinhuanxi。
zheiduishaonanshaonvjiuzheimebingjianzoudaolezuijindeyitiaojieshang。
zheishihouyijingshiwanshangle,jieshangderenliuliangbushao。
zhangfanhehanxiaoyueyigeyingjunshuaiqi,yigekeaipiaoliang,huitoulvpogao。
bushiyourenxiaoshengyilunzhe“zheiduixiaoqinglvzhenjun”zhileidehua,yindehanxiaoyueanjuexiuchi,momohezhangfanlakaileyidianjuli。
zhangfandiaokandao:“aiyo,haitingbaoshou。”
hanxiaoyueduanzhejiazi,dao:“nannvshoushoubuqin,zheikebushibaoshou,ershiliyilianchi。”
shuowan,tademuguanghuranbeishenmexiyinle,zhizheyuanchudeyijiamendiandao:“neilikeyichifanma?kanqilaihaoxiangshihenlihaidedifangni。”
zhangfantaitouyikan,dao:“neishijiuba,nimeiquguoma?”
hanxiaoyueyaoleyaotou,dao:“aiya,woyiqiandoushishanlide,meijianguoshimian。zongzhi,zheigejiaojiubadedifang,nengchifanma?haochima?”
zhangfanyixiajingbuzhidaoruhehuida。
shuobunengchiba,queshishinengchi。
shuonengchiba,youbuwanquanneng。
zhengchangrennayouzhuanmenqujiubachifandea?jiubazhuyaoshihejiu、wanle,caipinzhishishundaizuode,bukenenggenzhengjingfandianneiyangchaoyizhuocai,bailiangwanmifan。
hanxiaoyuechuitousangqididao:“neijiabunengchifanma?”
zheifukelianbabadeyangzi,redezhangfanbujinxinshenglianxi,dangjixinyihengdao:“nengchi,zou!”
shuowan,errenjiuzoujinlezheijiamingwei“shenlanjiuba”dedian。
dianlideyingbinkandaozheiduinannv,mingxianlengleyixia。
nannvpengyouyiqilaijiubade,yebushimeiyou,danzheiduinianqingnannvshenshangdeqizhi,genbenbuxiangshipaobadeleixing。
hanxiaoyuesixiazhangwangleliangyan,juedeshifenxinqi,xiaoshengdao:“zhangfana,zheijiadianlidenvhaizi,zenmedoumeichuankuzia?”
zhangfanlianmangzuochuxudeshoushi,dao:“gunainai,nikebiexiashuo,renjianeishichaoduanku、chaoduanqun,shixinggan。”
“e......”hanxiaoyuesidongfeidong。
“liangweiyouyuyuema?”zheishi,yigefuwuyuanzouleguolai,xiaozhewendao。
suiranzheilianggekerenyoudianbufuhejiubadeqizhi,danlaizheshike,meiyoubujiededaoli。
zhangfanyundanfengqingdidao:“meiyuyue,pengqiaoluguo,suibianlaishuashua,jiwozhaogekazuoba。”
“haolei。”fuwuyuandangjilingzhezhangfan,laidaolelimian。
苏喂苏喂苏喂~~~
diuadiuadiuadiu~~~
gangjinqu,zhenerdeyinleshengjiuxiangqiangdaoyiyangchongjinlezhangfandeerduo。
datinglibieyoudongtian,duocaidedengguangbuduanshanshuo,wuchizhong,bushaojunnanjingnvniudongzaiyiqi。
zheizhongqifen,dunshirangrendeheermengbiaosheng。
xianzaicaibadianzuoyou,meidaorenduodeshihou,kongzhedekazuohaiyoubushao,zhangfanjiutiaoleyigeshaoweikaobiandedifang,shaoweiqingjingleyidiandian。
“liangweiyaodianxieshenmema?”fuwuyuannalaijiushuidan,wendao。
zhangfanfanlefan,dasuanzhaozhaoguopan、tiandianzhileidedongxi。
bijinghanxiaoyueshixianglaichifan、chibaode,jiubalicaipindaduoshitiandianhejiandandexican,haiyouyixiesushishipin。
buliao,hanxiaoyueturanshuodao:“woxiangchilaziji,keyima?”
fuwuyuanyixiazijizhengbuhuile,dao:“a?meinvnishuochishenme?”
“laziji,duofanglajiao!”hanxiaoyuehenrenzhendidao。
fuwuyuankandaotaneidanchundeyanshen,jingshiburenxinshuomeiyou......
xinghaoyinleshengzugouda,meiyouqitakerentingdao。
zhangfandegangaaidoufanle,danhaishilijifanyingleguolai,xiaozhedao:“haha,womeimeitingyouyoumoganba?pingshilaoaigenrenkaiwanxiaole。”
fuwuyuankaleyixia,ranhoucaipengfudaxiaodao:“haha,shifeichangyoumo,woganghaiqiguaini,zheimehaokandenvsheng,weishenmenaozibu......keke,shuaigenigangcaishuodianshenmelaizhe?”
zhangfanganjinzhuanyihuati,dao:“xianshangge188deguopan,ranhoutianpinsuibianshangdianba,bingqilin、xiaodangaoshenme,duolaijigemeishi,chidewan。ng......youniupaihekaochishiba,zheigehao,yiyanglaiyifen。ranhou,jiashangzheige588dejiweijiu......”
benlaizhangfanshimeidasuanhejiude,xiangxiangzijiruguomentouguangchi,queshiyoudianyurenqungegeburu,suoyihaishidianlegejiweijiu。dushuhendideneizhong,jiudangyinliaohele。
fuwuyuanjiluhaohou,bianqushangcaishangjiule。
zuixianlaideshiguopan,haiyousigexiaodangao,lianggebingqilin。
hanxiaoyuehenyoulimaodikanlezhangfanyiyan。
zhangfankuxiaobude,dao:“buyongzheimejiangjiu,chiba。”
hanxiaoyuenaqiyigetilamisu,bajiyikouchidiaobange......
zheizhitilamisubenlaijiubuda,panzishanghaihenyouyishigandifanglegeshaozi,danhanxiaoyuegenbenyongbuzhe,yikoujieshu,zailaiyikou,quanjichiwanle。
“好好吃啊!”
liangkouxiadu,tahenmanzudikuazandao。
zaitalaidaodonghaishizhiqian,chidedaduodoushixiedanerwuweideshiwu,duizheitianpinhaowudikangli。
zhangfanjiantashiyuzheimehao,yeshihendafangdidao:“zheijigenixiandouchileba,daihuierwozaidiandianer。”
“xiexieni,dahaorenzhangfan!”
hanxiaoyueyeshimeikeqi,jixudakuaiduoyi。
guoleyihuier,fuwuyuanbajiweijiunashanglaishi,xianshangdejigetianpindoumeile,lianguopandoujiandile......
zaifuwuyuanyihuodemuguangzhong,zhangfanqidingshenxiandiyoudianlejigetilamisu、makalongdangao,dengdeng。
zhiyaowobuganga,gangadejiushibieren。
hanxiaoyuezhongchangxiuxileyixia,saoshiyiyanzhouweiderenqun,dao:“zheilidekerendouqisehaochaa,daduoyanwoshenxian、yandaifahei,shentikuikongyanzhonga......”
zhangfandao:“shuodezheimezhuanye,nihaidongyishu?”
“lvedongyier。”hanxiaoyuezuishangqianxudidao,yanshenzhongqueluchujifenjiaoao。
shuowan,tademuguangkanxiangleyichu,dao:“yi,neigenvrenbucuo,jingqishendouhenzu,haishigelinggenbusudetizhini......”
zhangfanwenyan,haoqidikanleguoqu,jiezhejingyadidao:“neibushiwolaobanma?”
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