zhurengongjiaozhangxiaofanzhousiruideshumingjiao《wodejiejiejueshiwushuang》，benxiaoshuodezuozheshimeiguizuixinxiedeyibendoushishenghuoleixingdexiaoshuo，neirongzhuyaojiangshu：zhangxiaofanlihunzhihou，caifaxianzijijingranyongyouliuweitianxiawushuangdejiejie，renshengcongcikuailexiaoyao…………...
“zuowanshang，shufuma？”
ciriyizao，yishanlingluandezhousiruizuozaichuangbian，lenglengdekanzhezhangxiaofan。
zhousiruishencaigaotiao，pifuxuebai，xiuzhanghunyuandeshuangtuicefangzhe，shangmianyinyinyouxieshanghen。jiashangtatoufalingluan，haiyoubeicuicanyiyedepibei，langbeizhonghaidaizheyizhonglengmodemeitai，gengjiagourenxinpo。
yuanbenzhangxiaofanyiweiqizishigesanxianyiren，bushishenmeganjingderen，zaijiatazuowanshangnuhuochisheng，shuijiushuile。kekandaochuangdanshangdeyinhongluomei，caizhidaoqizibizijixiangxiangzhongdeganjingdeduo。
chuangdanshangdediandianluohong，cijidezhangxiaofandeyanqiu，rangzhangxiaofanfennuxiaosan，kuijiudansheng。
“laopo，buhaoyisi，woyiweini……”
“闭嘴！！”
啪！
yidiechaopiao，padiyishengzazailezhangxiaofandelianshang。
“nazheqian，gun！wozaiyebuxiangkandaoni！jiniyigeyuedeshijianzhunbei，yigeyuehouwohuiheniqianshulihunxieyishu。”
yixiangqizuowandeshiqing，zhousiruijiuduiyanqianzheigenanren，youzhongdeyane。
benlaizhousiruijiutaoyanzhangxiaofan，zuowandeshichengweiledaohuosuo，chediyinbaoleliangrendeguanxi。
zhangxiaofandizhetou，kanzheyanqiansanluoyididechaopiao，jiuhaoxiangzheiliangnianlaitadezunyanyiyanglingsui，shuangquanjinwo，xinzhongdeyidiankuijiusanjin，yanlidaizhefennu。
“zheishishenmeyisi？zheiliangnian，woweiniduanchadishui，weinichanyanmeixiaohaibugou？beinifumulengchaorefenghaibugou？nihaiyaonaqianlaiwuruwo？xiangbudaoyouyitian，wojuranhuibeirenyongqianzalianlaiwuru，erqiehaishizijidejiefaqizi。bujiushuilema？womenshifuqia！！”
zhousiruiganshoudaozhangxiaofandebeifen，lianseweiluburen，danhenkuaiyaxia，lengxiaodao：“qizizheilianggezicongnizuilishuochulai，tingderangrenexin。nazheqianzouba，xianzaiyeyesile，niziyoule，woyeziyoule。”
“好，你说的。”
zhangxiaofandixiashenzi，basanluozaidideqianjianleqilai：“jiushiyinweiwomeiyouqian，suoyiniyizhikanbuqiwoduiba？”
“hundan！bizui！！”zhousiruitaiqizhangxiaofandeshoubei，yikouyaoxia！
tengdezhangxiaofanaodicanjiao：“ateng！nishugoudea，fangkaiwo！”
zhousiruinushengdao：“wozhousiruiruguowudixiandetancai，wodeqingbaihuiliudaozuotian，ranhouhuizainideshoushang？wojiushitaoyanni，taoyannidangewodeqingchun，nizhidaozheiliangnianduiwoyiweizheshenmema？wobeizheiduanhunyintuolei，caihuiqurudepaihuaizaisanxianyirenxinglie！”
“wozuzhouni，zuzhouzheiduanhunyin！haiyouwotangtangzhousirui，weishenmehuihenizheiyangyiwushichuderenjiehun？”
“jiushiyinweini，wodejihuimeile，wodeqiantumeile，xianzaiwolianwozuihoudeqingbaidoumeile！nigun，gunhaoma？！！”
zhangxiaofankuxiao，meixiangdaozijibeizhousiruifazilinghundebishi。
“yuanlaiwozheiliangniandeweiquqiuquan，rangnidexinqingzheimeshuishenhuore。haoba，niziyoule。”
说完，转身出门。
zhousiruidingzhefangmen，yayideleishui，zhongyuduokuangerchu。
zhangxiaofanzhanzaizhousiruidexiaoquwai，naqishouji，fachuleyitiaoxinxi。
“ganma，woshougoule，wozhidaocuole，wojuedingjichengjiaye。”
dianhuaneibian，xinximiaohui：“chouxiaozi，nizhongyuxiangtongle。worangnisanjiekaifeijiqujieni。”
……
一个月，转瞬即逝。
jintian，shihezhousiruiyuedinghaodeqianshuxieyiderizi，tajializhangdengjiecai，haibuzhilefengshengdeyanxi。
“feiwulailihunle，huanying！！”
zhangmuniangsunyandaitougaoshengdaxiao，tashenpang，laozhangrenzhouchengdong，xiaodehuanxinguwu。
两年了。
zheiyijiarenwushiwukebuxiangzhebazhangxiaofanganzou，jintianzhongyudechangsuoyuan。
“你们很开心啊？”
zhangxiaofanjinwu，kanzheiyijiazizhangdengjiecai，zuijiaoyangqiyimofuzadexiaorong，zuihoutadeyanshenluozaileshafashangzuozhedezhousiruishenshang。
zhousiruideqisehenbuhao，lianyoudianbai，danmeiyoukanzhangxiaofanyiyan。
sunyanjiansuandao：“neishidangran。liangnianle，nizhidaowonvershizenmeguodema？yaoshimeiyounituolei，tazaojiufadale。denglilehun，womashangjiujiwonverwuseneiweikaibinlidemagongzi，songwenshen，yingcaishen，shuangxilinmen！”
“binlia，womensiruijiugaizhaozheimechusedegongzige，gennizheifeiwuzhenshilangfeiziyuan。dahaoshi，hejiuqingzhu！”
sunyanjinghezhouchengdonggaoxingdeheqijiulai。
zhangxiaofanmeitouzhouqi，yanlihanmangzhanfang，luozaisunyanshenshang：“yuanlailihunbushiqitayuanyin，shiyinweikaibinlidemagongzima？”
sunyanlengxiaodao：“nikebietirenjiamagongzideminghui，renjiamagongzidemingzicongnizheiqiongbifeiwudezuilishuochulai，doushiwuranrenjiadepaimian。”
zhangxiaofanxinzhongyayizheyunnu，kexiaoneitianzhousiruihaishuobushiyinweiqian，kanlaizheinvren，doushikoushixinfeidedongwuni。
zhousiruihuanhuanqishen：“bushinixiangdeneiyang……”
zhousiruimeiyoulaidexiangzhejijieshi，kehuranyouyinweizijidezhejierganjuehuangmiu，yushihuafengyizhuan。
“suanle，nizenyangxiangdoubuzhongyaole。qianleba，miandezaizheilizhaorenxiuru。”
zhangxiaofanshenxiyikouqi，kanzhemianqianjijiangchengweiqianqidenvzixingronglvexianqiaocui：“liangnianle，jiubunengtantanma？womenxinziwen，zheiliangnianduinishitaoxinwafeide。”
zhousiruilengmoyaotou：“nizhidaowoyaodebushizheixie。”
“xuyaowobuchangnishenmema？”zhangxiaofanzhidedangranshiyigeyueqianfashengdeshiqing。
zhousiruixinzhongweisuan，qiangrenganjueyaoyaotou：“buyong，niyemeizigebuchang。”
“好吧。”
sunyancuicu：“haishuoshenmeshuo！nizheizhonglajizenmebuzaodianqusi，haidangewojiasiruiliangnian。kuaiqian，nizaiwojialiduodaiyike，doushizaiwuranwojiadekongqi！”
zhangxiaofanzhongyujuewang，qizidezhiyilihun，zhangmunianghelaozhangrendetuibozhulan，lengchaorefeng。
yitadexinxing，jingshengchuyisiluomo。
zhousiruijianzhuang，xinzanghaoxiangbeishenmedongxizhaleyixia，weiweicitong，zhangzuixiangyaoshuoshenme，dandaodimeiyoukaikou。
taxinliyeshiyoubolande，bingbuxiangbiaomianshangkanqilaineimelengmo。
“haoba，woqian。duoxielao……zhouxiaojiedeqingshi，henimenerwei，sunyan，zhouchengdongdebiyi，rangwoxiadinglejuexin。”
sunyanchixiao：“guoranshibaiyanlang，ganglihunjiuzhihulaoniangdemingzi。xiadingshenmejuexin？zuofeiwudejuexin？haifanghenhuashiba？dengsiruihemagongzizaiyiqi，laoniangyongqiandounengzasini！”
她话音刚落。
轰隆隆……
xiaoqushangfangdetiankongzhong，chuanlaileyizhenzhenlonglongdezhishengjiyinqingsheng，zhendezhoujiatianhuabanshangdediaodeng，douzaigenzhezhendong。
zhangxiaofantingdaoshengyin，wangxiangtianshang：“sanwei，busihoule，yihoujianghuzaijian，jiubuzaishiqinqihepengyoulee……”
轰隆隆……
tiankongdezhishengjiyinqingchenmenxuannao，tingrulexiaoquzhengzhongxindekongdishang。hunshenheijinse，baqishizu！
jinjiezhe，yilianglianglaosilaisi，jinsuiqihou。
xiaoquzhishizhongdang，zheiliderennalijianguozheizhongjiashi。
haodadechangjing，kandailesuoyouren，yekandailezhousiruiyijia。
“kuaiqukankan，shishenmedarenwulaile！laozhou，nishoushiwankuai，wohesiruiqukankan，wanyinengjiejiaozheiyangdedarenwu，kebineikaibinlidemagongzihailihai！”
sunyantuozhezhousirui，shenzhiyueguozhangxiaofan，chaodamenwaipaoqu。
kanzhehuangzhangpaochuqudesunyan，zhangxiaofanzuijiaoyangqichaonongdexiaorong。
zhiyoutazhidaozhishengjishangdeshishei，rujindedaxiadingjicaituansifanjituanzongcai，tadesanjie，chuyouwei！
zhangxiaofancongxiaofumushuangwang，beigandieganmashouyang。
liangnianqian，gandiebaobi，zhangxiaofanshoubuleganmadetiexueshouwan，heganmadachaoyijiahou，taochujiamen，bingfashizheibeizizaibuyongcongganmaneilixuelaidejiyi，yenenghuodejingcai。
yushizhaodaozhousiruideyeye，qiaoqiaoyinvxudemingyiyinxingmaiming。
kexi，beishehuidudaleliangnian。
erganmachuletayigeganerziyiwai，haiyouliugegannver。
dangtajiganmafawanxinxizhihou，jiubeilajinleyigeweixinqunli。
dajielinbingyu：“xiaoqizhongyuxiangtongle，laijiejiedetianshendianba，bada‘zhanwang’sida‘tiance’deweizhi，nisuibianxuanyige，denglilianyiduanshijian，dajiejiubadianzhudeweizhichuanjini。”
erjieyangbiyue：“dajie，budaizheiyangdea。shuohaolexiaoqihuixinzhuanyizhihou，jiuxiandaowode‘tianyimeng’diaoliyiduanshijianshenti，rangjiejiehaohaotengtengta。”
sanjiechuyouwei：“xiaoqi，zaiwaishoulebushaoweiquba，jiejiebao！jiejiedesifanjituanqixia，qishiergewanyijide‘caifa’，suishiweinichangkaidamen。bukubuku，jiejieyijingzailushangle，mashangdaole。”
sijieshentian：“sheirangxiaoqishouweiqule？jinwanjiushaleta！”
wujiebaidieyi：“xiaoqilikaileliangnian，nimenbiehezheta。xiaoqi，xiangzaidaxiaguoduyaogeshenmeyangdeweizhi，jiejiebangniyunzuo。”
六姐苏宝儿：……
dangzhangxiaofankandaozheixiexinxihou，neixinwubizhenhan。
tayiqianzhizhidaoliuweijiejiezaiwaimianhundehao，ketingjiejiemendekouqi，haoxiangbunengjinyong‘hao’laixingrong！
dajieshizhanshen？erjieshitianyimengzhu？sanjieshicaifashoufu？sijieshuoshasheijiushashei？wujiebaidaoshanghaolingfengyun？
liujie，keke……liujieshenmixixide，butiyeba。
zhangxiaofanyouchijingyouhouhui，zheiliangnian，qizhicuoguoleyigeyia！
erchuangwaizhishengjishang，lianggeminghuanghuangdedazi‘sifan’，jiangchuyouweideshenfen，huzhiyuchu。
……
xiaoquzhongyang，shijiulianglaosilaisigongweizhezhishengji。
yimingxingganliaoren，gaotiaojuemeidenvzi，congzhishengjishangyiyueerxia。
nvzinianjiqingqing，shenshangmeiyichudouwuketiaoti。
zuiyinrenzhumude，jiushineipengpaiyuliedeshencai，jibianshiduizijijiweizixindezhousirui，douzichanxinghui。
“zenmeshigenvren？aiya，yaoshinanrenduohao，zhenghaosiruinikeyirenshirenshi，kexile。zheirenshenfenkendingfeifujigui，wohaishitouyicikandaozheimebaqidechuchang，kebimagongzidebinliniuduole。”
zhousiruiyaoleyaotou，bingmeishuohua。
zheishi，zhishengjiqian，chuyouweiyingfengerli，ruojiaohuashengfang，duizhousiruishenhouxiaoyinyindahan：“choudidi，kexiangsijiejiele！”
sunyanhaoxianghaoziyiyangshuqierduo：“didi？zheiweidarenwulaijietadidide，sirui，kuai！zhuazhujihui，zhiyaonengbangshangtadedidi，hechouyihoubufada，kebizhangxiaofanneigewonangfeiqiangduole……wodetian！！！”
sunyandeshengyin，congjidong，bianchenglehairan！
紧接着目瞪口呆！
zaitadeshixianzhong，zhangxiaofanpudiyisheng，beichuyouweibaojinlehuaili。
rulansishe，jingxindongpodexiangwei，pinlemingdewangzhangxiaofanbikonglizuan，xiangweihaoxiangyizhizhixiaoshou，fengkuangliaobozhangxiaofandexinxian，gaodezhangxiaofanshashimianhongerchi。
ganggangyinweilihuneryanshengdeshiluo，sihudanhuabushao。
“san……sanjie，biezheiyang，haoduorenkanzheni。”
“臭弟弟还害臊。”
chuyouweifangguozhangxiaofan，chongnilexiaolexiao，ranhouzhuanshenkanxiangshenhoudailaideren。
shashi，tachongnideshentai，biandelengruobingshuang！
“doujiwokanzixile，zheiweishiqishaoye，congciyihou，tadehuajiushiwodehua，sheiganmaofan，shengsizifu！”
“shi！canjianqishaoye！”
shengshihaodang，weifengbamian！
zhenshedesunyandairuomuji。zhangxiaofanjiushidarenwudedidi？zijicuoguolewushugeyi？？
ronghuafugui，wanrenzhishang？shizhijiaobeile？？
erzhousiruideyanshen，douranjianjiqifuza。
chuyouwei：“duilexiaoqi，wotingganmashuo，nibushizhaolegelaopoma？daichulaijijiejiekankan，zenmejiuniyigerenchulai？wohaizhunbeileshangqianwandehaiyangzhixindangjianmianlini。”
tingdaojiazhiqianwan，sunyanyoushiyidou。
zhangxiaofanyangleyangshoulidexieyishu：“meile，gangli。”
chuyouweimeitoumengranyizhou，yinyunmibu！
zhengyaoxunwenshinajiabukaiyande，liantadididoukanbushang。
huran，sunyansangxinbingkuangdekuhansheng，rulangchaobanpulai。
“meiyou！gaocuole，meiyouli！ganggangshikaiwanxiaode！haonvxu，madehaonvxu，zheimehaodenvxu，zenmehuilihun？buhuide，buhuide！”
sunyanyibazhuaizhuzhangxiaofandegebo，chanmeihegangadexiaorongchuxian，qudailetaliangnianlai，yichengbubiandebiyi。
zhouweiderenmanlianbishi，sunyankeshizaixiaoqulixuanchuanleyigeyuetanverjijianglihundexiaoxile，kanrenjiazhishengjilaijiesong，jiubulile？
zhousiruijishenghandao：“ma，niganshenmea！xieyidouqianle，nizhibuzhidaonizheiyangzuoduodiulian？”
“nidonggepi！lianmiannayouqian……pei，youwodenvxuzhongyao？”shuodaozheili，sunyanyoutaohaobandeduizhangxiaofangaxiaodao：“nishuoduiba，haonvxu。nvxuwoyao，qianwandejianmianliyehao，douyao，douyao，hehe……”
zhangxiaofanyiqianyanesunyan，shuoyinweitadejiansuankebo，erxianzaiyouduoleyigeyuanyin，wuchi！jidudewuchi！
zheibianliansudu，pashiyinghouyezichanxinghui。
zhangxiaofanlenglengdekanzhesunyan：“chumenqian，wogaosuguoni，jianghuzaijian，zaibushiqinqihepengyoule，bieluanzichengma，nichengshoubuzhuzheigechenghule。zailuanjiao，wohuichoulannidezui。”
zhangxiaofanyiweisunyanhuijiucibaxiu，kehaishidigulezheiweiqianyuemudewuchi：“hehe，haonvxu，mabushiguyile，zanmenhaishiyijiaren，duiba？”
“yijiarenshiba？xihuanqianshiba？”zhangxiaofanyanlihanmangbixian：“sanjie，nineiliyouxianjinma？”
“you，zhishengjilifangzheni。”
zhangxiaofanyiyuejinruzhishengjinei。
sunyandaxiguowang，yiweizhangxiaofanjiuciyuanliangta，haiyaojitaqian，gaoxingdeshouwuzudao：“kandaolema？xiaofanhaishiwonvxu，nimendeqishaoyehaishiwonvxu，hahaha……”
啪！！！
yidiekunzhachengtuandechaopiao，zhongzhongdizazailesunyandelianshang……
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