wanjiexiaoshuo《wodejuemeinvshangsi》shizuoyanzuixinxiedeyibendoushishenghuofenggedexiaoshuo，benxiaoshuodezhujiaozhangqiyangziyi，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi：diaosizhangqijiubajianshi，meixiangdaojingranshizijidenvshangsi，beikengdiaodaomashangyaopochandefengongsi，benyiweizijideyibeizijiuyaohuile，sheizhidao，diaosizhangqilaidaojingranwanjiulezheiyiqie，hairuyudeshui，zuoqiangzuoda，yibubuzhanzailezheizuochengshidedingduan，rangcengjingduizijihulaihequdenvshangsihuibudangchu.........
nvrenshunjianshouqilezijidehuachi，yanyuyebiandejidongqilai。
tingshuaideyigenanren，zenmejiubuhuishuohuani？
“dajie，ninjidaowole......”
“aiya，nianjiqingqingdi，jiyixiazenmele，youjibuhuai，ganmajinjinjijiao......”
shenmejiaojiyixiazenmele？
zheimemingmuzhangdandezhanzijibianyi，haigaodexiangzijihenxiaoqiyiyang。
zhangqibenlaijiuyinweibeiqubieduidaibieleyiduzidehuo，xianzaibeiyoupang，youchoudenvrenkaiyou，zhangqigengshiqibudayichulai。
“bierenjiyixiakenengmeishenme，danshininzheitizhong，wopafeijiyigebuwenjiwojichuqu......”
zhangqijiuchashuonvrenchaozhongle。
“ni，nishenmeyisi？”
nvrenlianseyichen，benlaijiujizaiyiqidewuguangengjianiuqudeheren。
“zimianshangdeyisi，nibiezaiwangwoshenshangkaole！”
zhangqibuxiangzaidalinvren。
“shenmejiaowowangnishenshangkao！”
nvrenturanzhuaqilezhangqideshou，fangzailezijidedatuishang，chezhesangzihandao：“feilile......”
靠！
zhangqixiangshouhuishou，quebeinvrensisidizhuazhe，yibianhan，lianshanghaifuxianchuxiangshoudebiaoqing。
shunjian，zhouweisuoyourendouchaozhezhangqikanleguolai，faxiantadeshouzhengfangzairenjiadedatuishang，yigegedouluchulebiyidemuguang。
jianguoliumang，meijianguozheimebutiaoshideliumang。
zhangqimianduizhongrendemuguanglianlianjieshi。
“nimenbiewuhui，woshenmedoumeizuo，shizheigedajiezhuazhedeshoubufang......”
zhangqidejieshibujinmeiyoudedaozhongrendexiangxin，fanerhaiyinlailekongjie。
“zheiweixiansheng，ninxianfangkaishou......”
zhangqitingzhekongjiedehua，xinzhongzhihuweiqu。
“zheiweixiaojie，nikanqingchu，shizheigedajiezhuazhewodeshou，bushiwobufangkai，woyoubushixiazi，zenmekenengfeilita？”
zhangqidehua，shunjianyinqileyiqunzhongnianfunvdebuman。
“nizheirenshenmeyisi，shualiumangjiusuanle，haidihuirenjia。”
“jiushide，zheizhongrenjiuyinggaibatacongfeijishangrengxiaqu。”
“zhenshihuiqi，jingranhezheizhongrenzaiyigefeijishang......”
yilangyilangdeqianzesheng，rangzhangqihonglelian。
zhenshidaomei，zaozhidaozheiyang，tajiuzifeishengcangle，zhishaobuhuibeirenzhanlebianyi，haidaodayipa。
kongjieyefaxian，zhangqideshouqueshibeinvrenzhuazhe。
“zheiweinvshi，qingninxianfangkaizheiweixianshengxingma？”
nvrenyilianhengroudekanxiangkongjie，yanzhonghaidaizheyisijidu。
“nirangwofangjiufang？tayaoshipaolezenmeban？nigaibuhuihetashiyihuodeba？”
kongjieyizhenwuyu，zheishifeiji，nanbuchengzheirenhainengtiaoxiaqubucheng？
“nvshi，ninwuhuile......”
kongjieluchuyigegangayoubushilimaodexiaorong。
“wuhuishenme，mingmingshiqingdouyijingbaizaiyanqianle，wobuguan，tabixubuchangwo！”
zhangqizhiganjuezijideshouwankuaiyaobeipangnvrennieduanle。
weilezijideqingbai，zhangqiyebixubazheijianshijiejueqingchu。
“dajie，nibunengbadajiadangshazi，woyoubushimeijianguonvren，hebizaifeijishangmaozhezheizhongfengxianduinishualiumang。”
“zaishuole，nineilizhidewoduinishualiumang？”
zhangqidehualikeyinqileyizhenhongxiao。
yikaishidajiahaizaiweizhangqidexingweisuobuchi，danshikandaonvrenduikongjiedetaiduzhihou，doufenfenjuede，zhangqihuoxuzhishigedaomeidan。
“nishenmeyisi？fenmingjiushinikanwozhangdepiaoliang，duiwoyitubugui，haibuchengren，woxianzaibuyaonidaoqianle，woyaoniduiwofuze！”
nvrendehua，chadianmeijizhangqiqiyun。
负责？
tayezhenganxiang，zheibushi**luodeezha，zaozhidaozijijiudaigefanglangpenwu，zaizheinvrendiyiciwangzijishenshangkaodeshihoujiupenta。
bujinjinshizhangqi，jiulianfeijishangdeqitachengkeyejuedezhangqikelian。
sheishuozhiyounvhaizichumenzaiwaiyaobaohuhaoziji，shehuixianenanhaizitongyangyeyaobaohuhaoziji......
“你放不放开我？”
张启真是怒了。
“wobufang，wojiuyaoniduiwofuze......”
yaobushizheinvrentizhongshizijideliangbei，zhangqizhendejiudongshoule。
jiuliankongjieyeyouxiefanyingbuguolai。
jiaofeilidebushizheigenvshima？weishenmetazhuazherenjiananshideshoubufang，hairangrenjiafuze？
zheizenmeyouyisiezhadeyiweizailimian。
kongjieyebuzhidaozenmeban，zhinengquzhaojizhang。
lejieguoyuanweiyihou，zhangqichenggongdebeimianfeishengcang，laidaolehezhaomengyiyangdeshangwucang。
zheidoubusuanwan，jianzhangqizoule，pangnvrenkuzhehanzheyeyaoshengcanglaizhaozhangqi。
kongjiezhinengyimeiyouweizhijujue。
daoshizhaomeng，kandaozhangqideshihoujingyadehen。
“zenme，shedezijishengcangle？”
zhangqilenghengyisheng，yumenzhiji，bingmeiyoulihuita。
ermishuzeshixiaoshengdezaizhaomengerbianshuozhejingjicangfashengdeshi。
“hahahaha，zhangqi，meikanchulai，nikouweizheimezhonga~”
赵梦幸灾乐祸。
妻子酒后越界，下场比鬼还惨
作者：天天走上
栏目：都市
zuozhe：wowudilehaizinuligen
栏目：都市
zuozhe：xiangzuobaifumeidexiaoniu
栏目：都市
假装穷小子体验生活，校花女友当众羞辱我，我摊牌了。
zuozhe：choumingzhaozhudemingzhengnvdi
栏目：都市
作者：木千
栏目：都市
一屋子亲戚逼我交出抚恤金，说我是个废物不配用
作者：加勒比海怪
栏目：都市
