xiaoshuozhurengongshiyexiaofengweisiqidexiaoshuojiao《wodejuemeilaopotaishenmi》,benxiaoshuodezuozheshishushengyiqichuangzuodedoushishenghuoleixiaoshuo,neirongzhuyaojiangshu:yexiaofengbazuimeinvtongshizhuiweilaopo,congciyilufeisheng,wushumeinvyonglai,geluquanguichenfu。kelaopotaishenmi,shenmidexianggemi,tayizhizaipojiezheigemi,zhuixunshenmidisanzhe。suizhemidideyibubujiekai,zhenxiangrangrendachiyijing。...
“wozhenxiangbangnimenzheigemang,yexiaofengshiwoxiaoyou,xiwangtanenggenweilaoshizaodianjiehun,zaojieaiguo。”
tabianshuobiandiaoguotouquzuochensizhuang,zhijimiaozhong,jiuhuiguotoulai,yanjingliangliangdikanzhetamen:
“woxiangqilaile,zheishiyigehaobanfa。”
“tianqiangjituanzuijinyaobaozhuangshangshi,youdaliangwenziziliaogongzuoyaozuo,womenbangongshilizhiyouliugeren,renshoubugou,taimang。”
weilexiyinweisiqi,zhuzhongweikaishimaiguanzi,yetebiezhuyishuohuayishu:
“weilaoshi,nixieguowenzhangma?youmeiyoufabiaoguo?”
weisiqiyileng,yaotouchusheng:
“woshixuewaiyude,nalixieguowenzhang?wozhishifanyiguojipianxiaowenzhang,zaixiaobaoshangfaguo。”
朱忠伟故作沉吟:
“zheiyangdehua,jiumeiyouliyoule。buranwoxiangyizheigeweiliyou,xianbanijiedaowomenbangongshi,zaizhengshidiaoshanglai。”
zhuzhongweijianweisiqidiaodongxinqie,juedeshijichengshu,caibashashoujianpaochulai:
“woshixuezhongwende,congdaerkaishijiufabiaowenzhangle,woxianzaishishizuoxiehuiyuan。yinweiwenbihaixing,caidiaodaobangongshidangmishu,disannianjiutifuzhuren。”
zhuzhongweishuozhezhanqilai,congshufanglinachujibenzazhi,fangzaiweisiqimianqian:
“weilaoshi,zheisanbenzazhishangyouwofabiaodesanwen,doushiyongdebiming。”
“nijiushuoshinixiede,xiannahuiqukanyixia。”
“woyaojieyongni,zongdeyougemingzhengyanshundeliyou,buranzenmebayigeyingyulaoshi,jieyongdaojituanbangongshidangmishu?”
weisiqitingdaozheilicaimingbaiguolai,jidongdexiongfuhuhuqifu:
“zhuzhuren,zheixingma?jiushijieshanglai,woyebuhuixiegongwen。”
zhuzhongweiningshizheta,canlanyixiao:
“gongwenxiezuobunan,nijieshanglai,wohuijiaonide,buyongdanxin。”
zhuzhongweibeiweisiqidemeimaoxiyin,xinqingbiyexiaofenghaiyaopoqie:
“wopahanzongcaibutongyi,ai,zenmeshuoni?jiushitongyi,tayeshiyouyaoqiude。”
zhuzhongweiyuyanyouzhi,yifunanyanzhiyindeshenqing。
yexiaofengzhidaozhuzhongweixinsi,buhuangbumangbiaomingzijitaidu:
“zhuzhuren,nibaweisiqijiediaoshanglai,womenbuhuiwangjinideen。”
“zhiyujieshanglaihoudeqitashiqing,nibuyongdanxin,wohuichulihaode。”
其它事情指什么?
tameiyoutiaoming,dajiaxinzhiduming。
“hao,yexiaofeng,younizheijuhua,wojiuqugenhanzongcaishuo。”
zhuzhongweimashangdiaotouqukanweisiqi:
“weilaoshi,nizhaowoshuodequzuo,daoshiqujianhanzongcai,nibuyaohuangzhang,zhiyaoshuozheisanpianwenzhangshinixiedejiuxing。”
“nijiushuoshinidasandasishifabiaode,shijianshangyaoshuodui。”
“谢谢朱主任。”
weisiqibasanbenzazhifangjinzijibaoli,tongshiyaobaneigehongbaonachulai。
yexiaofengmangyipengtadeshouzhizhi,buyongji,zheibazihaimeiyouyipieni,dengjieshanglaizaishuo。
“zhuzhuren,zheisipingjiuliangtiaoyan,shiwomendeyidianxiaoyisi。”
tazhilezhichajishangdeliwu,suihoulaguoweisiqigaoci。
“zhuzhuren,shimu,dajiaonimenle。”
魏司琪笑着招呼。
“师母?”
zhangyishengyileng,zhuzhongweijinwanjianleweisiqitebiexingfen,maochuweiqingmiaotou,taxinlihenshibushuang,danmeiyoufazuo。
zhuzhongweijianlaopoliansebuhaokan,lianmangjiuzheng:
“wogenyexiaofengshixiaoyou,nibunengjiaotashimu,jiujiaotazhangyishengba。”
魏司琪尴尬解释:
“zhuzhurenyaojiaowoxiezuo,jiushiwolaoshi。congzheigeyiyishangshuo,jiaotashimu,yeshikeyide。”
yexiaofengkanleweisiqiyiyan,weixiaojiuzheng:
“siqi,xiaoyoudeqizi,jiaoshimukendingbudui。”
suihoudazhehaha,huazhongyouhuatixingzhuzhongwei:
“pengyouqi,bukeqi,haha。pengyouqi,yinggaijiaomingzicaidui。”
zhuzhongweifuqiliang,baokuoweisiqiquandouyileng,lianseyouxieganga。
yexiaofengxiaozhehuanheqifen:
“qishijiaoshenmewusuowei,guanjianshipengyouzhijian,yaozhenchengxiangdai。”
zhuzhongweixiangburenshisidikanzheyexiaofeng,juedetabianle。
meinvqueshinengrangnanrenbiandeyongganheqiangdaqilai。
zhuzhongweifuqiliangbatamensongdaodiantikou。
zoudaoxiaoquwaimian,yexiaofengyongshoujijiaoleyiliangwangyueche,wangtahezudexiaoqugan。
zheishiyigesanshiyitingtaojian,yexiaofengzhuzhuwoshi,yuezujinliangqianyuan。
tagongziliuqianduo,zufangchuochuoyouyu。
lingwailianggetongzukeshitadanweitongshi,yigebenkesheng,yigeyanjiusheng。
daojiaoqudemobanchezaojiukaizou,yexiaofengzhidebaweisiqidaidaozuwu,rangtaquanjuyisu。
yexiaofengbaweisiqidaijinzuwu,yikuaishidianzhong。
“a,yexiaofeng,tashisheiya?shimotehaishimingxing?”
yanjiushengzhumingxuancongweishengjianlizouchulai,jianweisiqitingtingyuligenyexiaofengzoujinqu,chengmujieshe,jingjiaoqilai。
tingdaoshengyin,zhengzuozaichuangshangwanshoujidebenkeshengluchaohui,lianmangcongchuangshangtiaoqilai,dakaimenyikan,yeshijingdemudengkoudai:
“wodetian,tashisheiya?”
“是我女朋友。”
yexiaofengchongtamenjiaoaoyixiao,taoyaochidakaizijifangjiandemen。
“你女朋友?”
lianggenantongshidoushishengjingjiaoqilai:
“tashinalide?zenmexiangnagemingxing?jingtian,duizhendehenxiangjingtian。”
“你们好。”
weisiqidadafangfangchongtamenxiaozhezhaohu,meidengyexiaofenghuida,jiuziwojieshao:
“woyeshitianqiangjituande,womenshitongshi。”
“a,niyeshitianqiangjituande,nagebumende?womenzenmemeikandaoguoni?”
zhumingxuanshangshangxiaxiadaliangzheweisiqi,yanjingdoukuaifeichuyankuang。
“tashijituansuoshuzhiyexuexiaodelaoshi,yeshijinnianxinlaide。”
yexiaofengbianshuobianbaweisiqirangjinzijifangjian。
tajizheguanmen,genweisiqiqinre,zhumingxuanluchaohuidougenguolai,zhanzaifangjianmenkoubukenzoukai。
“yexiaofeng,nibenshibuxiao,zenmeturantandaozheimepiaoliangyigenvpengyou?”
朱明轩满脸嫉妒。
“tazheimepiaoliang,jiushizaijituanzongbu,yenengpaiqiansan。”
luchaohuiyeshiyilianxianmu:
“womengongsizhenshirencaijiji,meinvruyun。meixiangdaoxiamiandezhixiaoli,haiyouzheimepiaoliangdenvlaoshi。yaoshinengdiaodaozongbulai,jueduimeilieqianmao。”
朱明轩附和:
“wokantanengdeguanjun,jiangchunlingyajun,guoxiaoyujijun,weihonglindisi,luxiaowendiwu。”
weisiqitingletamendezanmeizhici,yanlianjiaohong,meimuhanxiu,gengjiajiaoao。
“wozhengzaixiangbanfa,batadiaodaozongbulai。”
yexiaofengzuochuyaoguanmendeyangzi,zhumingxuanluchaohuicaizhiqutuikai。
“yexiaofeng,kuaidianbatadiaoshanglai,jituanzongbuyouduoleyikecuicandemingzhu。”
“buguo,wopa,tadiaolai,yexiangguoxiaoyuyiyang.......”
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